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How long will I tell my Gullible Niggeria Homosapien Shitizens in this forum,that America is a high grade fvcking ShitHole.

If you have never been there, you won't know. The number of Homeless people I saw in NYC, was worst than Nigeria Almajiri. I heard that some States are even much more worst.

America is another Crazy country like Nigeria, that are both inhabited by Lunatics, vagabonds, Bunch of drug addicts and shitheaded pumpkin!!!


F*CK THEIR VISA!!
F*CK THEIR COUNTRY!!


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DisgustingD!ck

The landlord is very right and wise. He don't want Soapy in his compound.
Anyone that soapy in his compound, his Hand will get stuck on his D!ck for life.



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DisgustedD!ck

Blood of Lamentation!!!
Those ladies that are carrying a wide Dam between their legs......smh



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DisgustedD!ck

My fellow D!ckbro Homosapiens, No Clitories is worth fighting for, or Vulva is worth killing another D!ckbro.

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DisgustedD!ck

Both men are chopping life, while Lazy youths and Vagabonds on this Forum are busy throwing insults on each other.

Niggeria Youths are Scum!

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DisgustedD!ck

Yes South West and the Middle Belt need to beg their New lord and personal savior....His Royal Majesty, King of the East,the Conqueror of the Aboki Nation, The Emperor of Ipob, the La Patrona of the Jibril el Sudan Government, The Rabbi of the South East Branch in Isreal and Supreme leader, god of the Igbos ; His godship Kim Mazi Jon Nnamdi Kanu Un (Unn, CNN, BBC, Otq, PDP, Apc, pH.d, Bsc. b.A, HND, Nce, oon, Jbt)


Me and my fellow Igbo E-Militia on Nairaland are ready to be part of the 1million Ipob youth, to be enlisted/mobilized to Join our Fellow Militias in the South West. I also pledge my whole Village to this Struggle.





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MaziKanuD!ck

Never Touch a Woman without her consent. I repeat never ever ever touch a woman, even playfully without her consent.

Homosapiens are serving Life in Prison because of this, and one Homosapien is already dead because of this.
If you are tempted in touching a Woman, use your that to Touch your D!ck!!!!




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NoConsentD!ck

Why are people so Foolish in this Forum?
Honestly they is difference between reading and comprehending and Reading like an Idiot!!

I see no Nepotism or whatever in this, the Governor of Zamfara state went to ask for the president Assistance and he got it.

If you think any one in your region was wrongfully arrested or jailed, let your Governor go and seek the president assistance, ASAP Rocky case comes to mind.
Your Governors are all Scumbags and PumpkinHeads.



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AngryD!ck

If they allow Skirt in Camp the atrocities and immorality will be next to none.

Trouser for doggy Style only, while Skirt will be for Quickies, missionary and Doggy style.
All those Ogbologbo guys will be struggling to stay behind a lady so they could see her pant colour, While she is climbing or crawling.

NYSC na Grade A Scam!!!!



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NYSCD!ck

So people are so dumb to believe, out of more than a dozen missiles fired, none killed or injured the U.S forces in their Iraqi Base. Why people so foolish?
This are Missiles not mere Bullets!!!!

Trump and his allies are filled with Lies and Propaganda.

I knew this particular truth will surface, wait and watch for more truth to surface.

Trump is a Caword and a Vagabond, after ranting and twetting like a B*tch!!! He had to run and seek for peace with Iran to stand down.
I once said Bubu is a Light year Smart, than dumb Trump. Everyone knows that including his supporters, I once had an argument with them, during my last Trip. But in Nigeria they see him as Messiah.

Nigerians Na waa for una!!!!!


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DumbTrumpD!ck

Laugh out very Loud!
We hope so. Please NairaLanders don't be decieved if you are planning to by a Generator, just purchase it immediately and if you already have one, Make sure you service it properly.

The last time they said something like this, the light issue became more worst.


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BlackoutD!ck

My wonderful years of travelling (Africa, Europe, Asia and the America's). I discovered that Most Nigerian are very Foolishly, languishing and Suffering in another man's Land.

Some are in Prisons, Living in Abandoned Structures, Hiding in Clubs like Rats etc.

Bunch of Idiots, Locuras, M.U.M.U, Swine's etc

I do associate myself with Nigerians abroad, if am there officially, but if my trip is not Official, I can never use my Nigeria passport, I stop using it for personal trip since 2017, because of Some Nigerian, that don't deserve to be called Humans.

This Country have failed no one, but some of her Citizens have really failed the Country Home and Abroad.

Nigeria is Blessed but it's quit unfortunate, that we have Scumbags Citizens, who are Cursed to Disgrace us Home and Abroad.




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ooooooD!ck

Niggax typing sh!t here don't really know what its means to date a girl who love sex so much.

I once dated a girl, who loved sex so much, that I have to pretend that I am very Sick to avoid having sex, it became too much that I have to stop picking her calls to escape her demand.

We normally have sex 4 time in the night before Dawn. She will just tell me lay and relax, while she do the riding!!!

I remember having sex on a Saturday 8times, at the number 8, My Bros. I started praying and Confessing to God. I taught I was going to die.

Sometimes my Staffs will be asking weather I was ill. I was a walking corps I was totally depressed, I was not different from a Sex tool, Sex Slave or Machine.

Getting wet was as easy as Blinking your eyes for her.


MY BROS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!


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RealNympD!ck1

Alhamdullilah!!!!
May it be well with Dangote!!!
It's their Decision,(Dangote & Team), why they refuse to patronise Innoson. I should have preferred Innoson to take this deal.

I see lot of Vagabonds insulting the north alot on this forum.. HONESTLY traveling is Truely another form of Education.

I will like to tell all this F*ckFaces,Knuckle Heads and Sh!t Brain that;

The North have the Best Roads in the whole of Nigeria,

The North have the Best standard of living, #500 Naira can cook you a Delicious Soup with no stress.

Transportation and Food is very very very Cheap.

Housing and Education is very very very Cheap.
I know a Government Girls Boarding school in the North that pays #750naira as School fees, with free WAEC Fees.

They spend money more than anyone you know here in Nigeria. My family friend street, over there in Kano has a Neighbor, whose gate is made of pure Gold!!! No steel.


I CAN SWEAR WITH MY LIFE, NORTHERN NIGERIA IS THE BEST AND SWEETEST PLACE TO LIVE IN NIGERIA.
their Hospitality can't be found anywhere in this Country!!!



But our foolish media here in Nigeria always paint the North as a ShitHole, just the way the international media paints Africa to its Citizen!!!

Nigeria is Blessed but the Citizens are Scumbag!




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SweetNorthernD!ck

I pity guys who end up dating only one girl, Because even the ladies are not prepared to date only one guy.

This is 2020 never love with your HEART but with your BRAIN.
This is 2020 FALLING in love is old school and Outdated, FLEEING in love is the New School.

Any girl that does Sh!t, dump her Sorry A*s and move to the next, always have a replacement at the corner, because relationships are not Predictable.

Ladies of this Generation adore good D!ck so much, that they even have wet dreams about it at night.




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2020D!ck

I am tired of this two Bitchy Nations Ranting and Quarrel like B!tches, who are sharing thesame D!ck...
They should start Throwing Nukes at each other already.
The party is already boring!!!!

Trump tweeting like a B!tch Niggar and Ayatollah speaking on TV like a F*ck Boy!!!



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BoredD!ck

Why should they stress themselves singing, when just one nightstand with one Arab prince D!ck, will settle them for Life!!!


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TheRealDivaD!ck

If you have never been there, you won't know!
Blacks have the highest number of School drop out.
Blacks have the highest number of ex-convict
Black have the Highest number of Single parents and Baby mama.
Everything evil doing are associated with blacks.

In Connecticut I was advised not to step into a particular white Neighborhood, because of White Supremist and Neo-Nazis.
The police brutality there on blacks is a play to what SARS is doing in Naija, at list in Naija you can bride, but there, bullet speaks better and faster.

Black's are really suffering and dying in silence.
When I watch them hyping their Advanced ShitHole, I Laugh!!!!

Finlanders and Canadians see America as a ShitHole!!!!!




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BlackSupremistD!ck

This is one of the major reason, I am very proud to be a Nigerian Citizen.
Every dreams, Impossibility and weird imaginations can happen in Nigeria.

Trump called African, Middle eastern and Latin American Countries ShitHole. But for me Nigeria is Magical!!!!





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NaijaD!ck

Hmmmmmm. Someone is getting wet already.



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D!ckson

Am tired of all this ranting by US and Iran, they should start Nuking each other already!!!

All this tweeter and Media Ranting is enough all we want is ACTION!!!




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WorldwarIIID!ck

This is the greatest day of our beloved Country Democracy.
Our wonderful and ever working Governor, have come out victorious.

I pray may he be our next president after our Darling Bubu have finish his term, come 2023.
So that he could make Nigeria another Dubai.

We the great people of Abia congratulate our Mentor and Leader, more Kerosene to Lamp and cooking Stove!!!

CHEERS!!!



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TheRealAbiaD!ck

How I wish those people Spitting Trash with their unbrush mouth here, should have watched the news yesterday; BBC, ABC, CNN, Aljazeera, CCTV etc....
They is Panic all over the US soil right now. I had to call my Love once, they is high Treat of a Terrorist attack throughout the decade.

TRUMP AND HIS ADVISERS ARE NOTHING BUT CLOWNS, BUBU IS A LIGHT YEAR WISER THAN HIM.

And those idiot applauding this attack on Iran, Don't have a Television or don't follow news Channels.





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U.SintroubleD!ck

Why are we all Flabagasted?
It's nothing new........We done see this type of thing for Holly,Bolly,Nolly and even Pornny Wood!!!!!


But the thing too happen Sharp-Sharp sha.....And this em new Wife to be, get Flat-*ss sha....






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FlabagastedD!ck

People in NL are very Funny and Wicked,
People that are advising the OP to keep mute or mind his Business I have a question for you all;

Do you think the best friend will forgive the O.P , if he later find out that, he knew about the wife's meeting in a Hotel with another man, but refuse to tell him?

Mr. O.P this case is very Sensitive, you need to apply wisdom or you will end up shooting yourself on the leg.

FIND A WAY TO TELL YOU FRIEND, BUT USE WISDOM Sha!!!





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AmtheFaithfulD!ck

So this Handsome white bearded General which I use to see on Press TV is dead. Ooh! What a wicked world we leave in.

Racist Trump killing this man, is a very very bad idea, Trump is not ready to Push US into another war, but with this attack, he should be Ready for hot retaliation.

That man is truely insane, attacking when Iran, Russia and China Military are undergoing joint training.
WORLD WAR III LOADING!!!!
Africans will be the Spectators and Cheerleader!





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TrumpD!ck

Why are Nigga Area Homosapiens so wicked, in as much the government of this Territory can lie a lot should we tag any report as fake.

The Railway Managements has tag the news as fake, if you have a proof that their report are fake, come forward with your own evidence to counter theirs.
If you have no evidence, Remain Stupid as usual.

SOME NIGERIA CITIZENS ARE TOO IDIOTIC, I WISH I SEEK FOR CITIZENSHIP IN PLANET PLUTO....




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PlutoD!ck

Good for the O.P I pray you should never meet the bad once, most especially in Toronto.
I have also witnessed a sad experience.

Canadians are good on the surface, but they are others aspects that those Relocating there don't know, except you have spend up to a Year there you will know better.


They is no Country as Finland, here on Earth!!!



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