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Hello Bro. Englishmart.
I can tell you with 100% confidence, that 99% of Religious believer across the world both living and the dead, have taught about the existence of God as True/False before.

I don't go to Church, I was brought up in a Christian home and I have Many extended family who are Muslims, Buhhdist, Traditionalist, Atheist , but I will like to tell you something, I believe in God but not Religion!!!!!

A friend of mine who work at NASA told me point blank that he believes they is a God some where in Space, this dude is a perpetual Atheist.
I WILL LEAVE THE STORY OF ALL WHAT HE TOLD ME FOR ANOTHER DAY......

To be Honest RELIGION IS A SCAM!!! I swear an Arabic man won't accept Islam if it was a Hausa man Idea and an European man won't accept Christianity if it was an Igbo man Idea!!!





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godfearingD!ck

An American Comedian once said, " they is no STD or STI worst than a Baby Mama"

I wonder the Sin Churchill Committed, that God have to Punish him, with a Lady like Tonto Dikeh?






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AmtheSmartD!ck

Hello Bro. Uninspired07.
I like your post because you are single and inquisitive to know more, but I want to tell you, that the secret of any marriage is known only when you get married yourself.
Some average family have 10 children and they are doing fine, and I know a friend who have only one child, and they are finding it difficult to eat etc.

Not all northern have up to 4 wife's and many children, because in the Holy Quaran you are suppose to treat all of them equally, so many of them no longer marry much and bear much children.

My former neighbor an Igbo woman have 13 children from her late husband, and another I know well in Kwale have 17 Children. It doesn't matter where you are from, plenty children is a World wide thing.


NIGERIA IS NOT GOING TO ANY CIVIL WAR SOONER OR LATER......I have been so blessed to travel to more than eight Wartorn countries around the world.
THEY IS NO PEACE ANYWHERE ON EARTH, EVEN PEACEFUL COUNTRIES ARE ALWAYS HAVING THE FEAR OF TERRORIST ATTACK.

I CAN MENTION 7 EUROPEAN AND 9 ASIA BIG NATIONS THAT I HAVE TRAVELED TO THAT NIGERIAN ECONOMY IS FAR BETTER THAN THEM.



Calm down Bros. Nigeria is blessed, but Nigerian Citizen are the Most Stupid and Idiot set Vagabond's of a Homosapien walking on this planet!!!!




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godfearingD!ck

Wow!!! An Athlete and a Police Officer. Happy Birthday Ma.

This were the Real women we normally talk about including our Mothers.

But what we have now are Leftover Babes and Slay Queens, who don't like doing anything but to Beg or Knack for Money.





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AmtheXmasD!ck

Poverty have decompose many Nigga-Area Homosapien Medulla oblongata, till the extent they don't know what to believe or who to believe on this Forum again.

Boko Boys Armbush and Kill the Army, you will see Celebrations and Curses on the Nigerian Army.
When the Army attack and Kill the Boko Boys, you will hear people saying, Fake News, Calling the Army Fools.


Those people fighting over there are humans too with a Wife,Children,Siblings, Parents and friends/Relative too. The Army consist of Personnel From all geopolitical Zones and Tribes in Nigga-Area.


Nigga-Area Citizens are M.U.M.U ×100000000
I f*cking hate their Fish Brain Mentality. STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!



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AmUncleD!ck!

Why are Niggarians!!! Citizens too hostile to one another?
Competence should be the Key, it doesn't matter weather he appoint from the North, South,East or West.
How many appointment does the Middle Belt have? Or are they not part of Nigga-Area?

I F*cking Hate Niggarians Shit Head Citizens, bunch of Vagabonds and Fagg@s!!!!!




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TheFirstSonofaD!ck

I wish them a Watery Beans Christmas and an Undone Rice New year.






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TheRealsonofaD!ck

I rather pay, in ABU Zaria to studying Human Anatomy than, a Scholarship in Medicine and Surgery in BSU Makurdi.


What a Glorified Crèche!!!!!




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AmtheRealSonofaD!ck

To be frank, we don't really hate ourselves in Nigeria, our major problem are politicians and Religious leaders, who are using Politics and Religion to divide us for their own selfish gain.

One Nigeria is the bae!!!!



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I'mtheRealD!ck

Why are people so stupid and idiotic on this forum? Before you condemn the F.G make sure, you do enough research to verify.

This Vehicle were bought for the Nigeria Police by the F.G and it was on News.

I just found out, people don't source for tangle news from other sources before coming to show their Shallowness and Stupidity on KoboLand!!!




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I'mtheRealD!ck

QUICK FACT
Though matter how you Bleach your skin, the real colour of your P*ssy Skin will expose you.

CONCLUSION
No lady rob her bleaching Cream on her P*ssy. So Therefore, P*ssy colour never lie.

What am I even saying? what I smoke this afternoon is really strong
#SAYNOTOWEED!!!



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I'mtheRealD!ck

I don't see spending cash on a lady (Wify, gf)as a Bad thing, but it's shouldn't be on a regular Base's. I CAN GIVE AS MUCH TO THE LADY I SINCERELY LOVE.

You most have to spend on her, Very well once in a while.

But if you are a guy and you are dating/Marry one of the following Broke, Unemployed, No skills, No vision, 100level students etc.

You buy everything for her including her menstral pad. She contribute only P*ssy in the Relationship.

You are nothing but an Idiot breed of a Hausa Ram, You are not worthy of being a Homosapien.

NEVER EVER DATE OR MARRY AN UNEMPLOYED LADY OR A LADY WITH NO SKILL, WHO DON'T MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY!!!!!!! Avoid them like an Ebola patient.
Don't even get an Erection, even when you find one naked in front of you.



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I'theRealD!ck

If you see no reason, why you should hustle and make lot of money, think of Mr. Ned Nwoko.

He is the greatest motivation for Hustlers of our time.
He is Old, Not looking cute, No six pac, No red lips, No biceps, I guess he also have a Small d!ck,
But he is bleeping the Best, young, Classy etc kind of Chicks you can find anywhere in the World.

God Bless you sir and Make me 1billion times greater than you.





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I'mtheRealD!ck

F*ck their VISA, but nice advice tho.

No place like home!!!!
Freedom I enjoy here in Naija is topnotch, I have never been harassed by Cops in Naija before, but had my first and bitter cops Harassment over there. (RACIST COPS EVERY WHERE)

What provoke me most, is how Nigerians behave at their Embassy here, like it's their VISA to see God.


Finland VISA is bae!!!!!!
Once again F*ck their VISA × 100000


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I'mtheRealD!ck

What a Locuratious Question!
You are 23 years old, asking weather you could still go back to school?

You are still much, more younger to go back to school.

Your Question is a Nonsense Question.
I wish, I could kick your Balls right now!!!



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I'mtheRealD!ck

Very nice Development.
You stone head always talking bad about Nigeria Roads, should go to the Far North and see Classic Roads. I mean not even one Pot hole, Constant light, They are no major river there, but constant Water 24/7. I WAS SHOCKED!!!

SW, SS, SE, MB Governor & Senators are Bunch of Clowns with Sh!t Brain!!!





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I'mtheRealD!ck

Depend on the kind of Gift offered,
Financial gift LET GO
Medical Assistance LET GO
Feeding,Clothing, Phone etc LET GO.
Business capital or Shop LET GO

Car, House NEVER LET GO!!!.

Remember; don't think having Sex is a Favour, you can get as much sex from Many girls, more clean and classic than her (YOU BOTH ENJOYED IT TOGETHER)


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I'mtheRealD!ck

The day LIVERPOOL stop playing football, that very day I will quit watching Soccer for Life!!!

LIVERPOOL is my CLUB, ANFIELD is my HOME
You will never walk alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REDS4LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Die Hard Fan Since 1999. Thanks Dad for making me Watch my first football Match in Anfield. LLJ!!!




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I'mtheRealD!ck

I will make an Enlargement of this Picture and put one on my Gate and another in my Kitchen. What a very cute pic.




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I'mtheRealD!ck

What is new about this?
I guess it's your first time Right?

I done see plenty of them tire, for different Airports, but I no send them. Na only Fashola I done approach once greet.
The Rest to Hell with them!!!



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I'mtheRealDick

My Student above, said they should connect the device to offender's BVN, what a very good Idea, I wish she could sell that Idea to Both the FG and Lagos state Government.

Even Environmental personnel should also be added to the plan.

Anything that have to do with Nigerian Citizens Account, I bet you Nigeria will keep to Rules and Regulations without arguments or a Fight.



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I'mtheRealD!ck

Mompha and Sowore are two Far different Cases, Calling for Revolution in a Democratic country after losing an Election, is different from Cyber Crime.

My NL Students, Let me put it this way, stealing from a White man and Fighting the Government no be the same thing.



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I'mtheRealD!ck

It surprises me when, youth of this great nation keep giving us the Shithole tag, When their Mates are Cashing out Legitimately daily from this same shithole. LAZY YOUTHS INDEED!!

Remember this; if you Curse Nigeria, your are only Cursing yourself because, yourself impose curses can't affect someone else.

A.J should set his next fight in Nigeria, I bet him the venue will be a sell out. If we can pay 1.5million for VVIP to hear recycled/Same wack jokes in A.Y live why can't I pay more to watch A.J fight.



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I'mtheRealD!ck

Nigeria Army Spoke man, why are you wasting time? Please come and deny the video as Usual.

Those shouting too much Checkpoint at the South or East, I wish you travel towards Borno or Yobe and see what they really call Check point,

Even Syria, Afghan & Kashmir Check points still dey learn Work.


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I'mtheRealD!ck

What do you all gain from such a Stupid, Foolish and Sucker way standard Comparison?

The O.P is nothing but a Locuratious Homosepian, Suffering from Acute Inferiority Complex Syndrome (AICS)

There are Ghetto in Paris, Dubai, Abu Dahbi etc. I have been to Dubai and also Lagos, They are also very beautiful and Organized roads at Lagos too, show us those Picture.

YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS HAPPY PAINTING THIS NATION BAD.

I Love this Country, but hate our Citizens M-U-M-U Mentality, and also the dumb MOD that push this to front Page.

You all should Stop this Stupidity!!!


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I'mtheRealD!ck

Please did the Bird transformed into an Old Woman?

If you Read any Spiritual meaning to this Horse-Shit & Pigeon Testimony, Repeat this After me;

Say Lord Locura......
I refuse to be Stupid,
I refuse to be gullible,
I refuse to be Religious.....
In your Mighty name I pray.......Amen!


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I'mtheRealD!ck

All hail the Champion of Africa and the Champion of the World A.J the Killer!!!

I hope he punch that Excrete Spitting Wilder jaws to Coma.

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I'mtheRealD!ck

Ronaldo goal against Lazio yesterday, was his usual trade mark Tap-in goal as Usual.

Ronaldo looks tired and confused in this Juvi-Sarri team set up, he haven't scored any Screamer since the beginning of this Season.

Higuan is a Locuratious attacker, he don't pass to Ronaldo, even when Ronaldo is in a better position in the eighteen yard box to score a goal,
The M-U-M-U Higuan prefer kicking the ball into the Stands than passing to Ronaldo.

My Advice to Ronaldo, It time you move to CHINA or MLS next season.


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Why are people spitting Excrete from their mouth?

The god among Men {Igwe, Oba, Emir Messi} would have surpassed that record long ago, but after scoring a brace and he have an opportunity to score a Hat-trick through a Penalty, he will foolishly and Unselfishly give it to either Suarez or Neymar back then, these Locura act of his, have occured Countlessly.

If you think am not saying the truth ,Google is your friend.

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This is exactly what malesapien Big Pr!ck can cause.

If you see two sisters in Christ quarrelling, just have it in mind that, a Brother in Christ third leg, is the major cause of the quarrel.

Smh.

Sorowe and Bakare's M-U-M-U is Stinking,
Booing, Uzzing, Smelling in fact it is presently on Sucker way Standard.
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