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@ junior

omo, na the things wey man don experience in this life in the hands of woman. but i treat the ladies nice and gently so they never turn me down except like 3 times which was in the hands of one yeye girl like that . . lol.

omo, i no blame them. who go see that kin thing comot eye. corrupt people.

if that is how a prayer is, i wonder who is not a christian.

@ ojd,

dont worry, you will get enough blows very soon. did you wash those boxers before putting them here.

thanks for the moral lesson, rabbi. it was a nice and profitable one.

what the hell? that will prolly make the teacher change her mind about learning words. nice one.

@ oracle

i have heard of an oracle monkey . it is usually cursed not to eat bananas.

i wish i can say that to my wifey when am drunk but unfortunately, i dont drink. nice one.

here we go again, am fig tree but thank Jah am not chestnut tree . everything they said is true except the idle and laziness part . that aint me.

@ Zahymaka

liver alone, cheese mine .( i saw that somewhere), the male is even holding a rose, i hope you held one with your mouth in your profile pics.

@ preslava

how about "King lala" its a nice jungle name. or "simba"

@ Rhodalyn

Junior88:
lol i don't have the guts to say that to a lady

i just cant believe you got laid twice.

@ blackbuddy


i got from comedy central.

poor fella

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guess there aint much difference between here and naija.

you are so sick. where did you get this from? my brain aint like that no damn way.

@ oracle.

dont worry man, its not that bad.

i guess so too.

am a dog.

i saw this on a site and just wanted to post it to let y'all see it. if it has been posted here before, my bad. just find out the kind of animal you are.


If Your Birthday is on:, The Animal you are:

January 01 - 09 Dog
January 10 - 24 Mouse
January 25 - 31 Lion

February 01 - 05 Cat
February 06 - 14 Dove
February 15 - 21 Turtle
February 22 - 28 Panther

March 01 - 12 Monkey
March 13 - 15 Lion
March 16 - 22 Mouse
March 23 - 31 Cat

April 01 - 03 Dog
April 04 - 14 Panther
April 15 - 26 Mouse
April 27 - 30 Turtle

May 01 - 13 Monkey
May 14 - 21 Dove
May 22 - 31 Lion

June 01 - 03 Mouse
June 04 - 14 Turtle
June 15 - 20 Dog
June 21 - 24 Monkey
June 25 - 30 Cat

July 01 - 09 Mouse
July 10 - 15 Dog
July 16 - 26 Dove
July 27 - 31 Cat

August 01 - 15 Monkey
August 16 - 25 Mouse
August 26 - 31 Turtle

September 01 - 14 Dove
September 15 - 27 ! Cat
September 28 - 30 Dog

October 01 - 15 Monkey
October 16 - 27 Turtle
October 28 - 31 Panther

November 01 - 16 Lion
November 17 - 30 Cat

December 01 - 16 Dog
December 17 - 25 Monkey
December 26 - 31 Dove

Your characteristics if you are:

Dog:
A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted.
You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards
working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free,
humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling
on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your war! drobe is not
updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and
easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being
quality-personified.


Mouse:
Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in
your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an
extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your
company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you
are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while
talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while
dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person
then!

Lion:
Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You
best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor
person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a
born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people.
You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from
someone, you are all theirs! Well, well, hence some people could even
take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So
be careful.


Cat:
An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion
for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various
things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances
you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to
erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon
associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like
talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You
observe care in choosing your friends.

Turtle:
You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your
kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace.
You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You
are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People
love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give lo! ve, and
the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous
enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait
of you guys.

Dove:
You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the
surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you
spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends
and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy
and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good
books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work.
No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for
you to fall in love.

Panther:
You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure
with ease, and ca! n handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can
be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim
and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire,
which sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some
relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult
and tight spots when they really need you.

Monkey:
Very impatient and hyper! You want things to be done as quick as
possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of
attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep
yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured
in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take
your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong,
your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money
minded bunch you people are.

lol, dats so funny.

some are funny

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oh sh*t that was funny. nice one

this is so hilarious, you are killing me.

nice one dude

this is sick. a dog and his wife. damnnnnnnnnn

there was a link about this posted on this site but reading is quite funny.

thats what am talking about, money will make the world go round. lets get more. nice one.

hahahahahaha