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Sugar97:
You will be a parasite. Rubbish!
Everything has to be a fight to u. Nonsense, I'm not responsible for ur poor sense of humour.

Useless Lesbian shegoat keep being a parasite, asshole!

Sugar97:
This could be us but you neither have a beard nor a drone. Sigh...

Yeah for you parasites, it has to be about material things again!

ImadeUReadThis:
That tweet got people asking questions.

That tweet saved millions and put a wedge in the globalist plan to usher in their one world govt.

Since he made that tweet, Macron of France (a globalist puppet) was forced to authorize Chloroquine.

Ironically, the Jews rushed in to play the other coin by pushing an obscure Russian Jew in their own media as the real face behind the Chloroquine therapy.

They did all they could in their media to discredit Prof. Didier Raoult as a fraud and quack.

Now that the good doctor has been vindicated they will do all they can to put a Jewish face behind Chloroquine.

This is how Judas works.

That is why I believe that the Globalists will do everything in their power to ensure that Trump doesn't win!

Afam4eva:
Bishop Oyedepo of the Living Faith Church aka Winner's Chapel is set to join the array of philanthropists who have made donations as he is set to donate Ambulances and other Medical equipment to better equip states and organizations in their fight against the Corona Virus

There are also indications that the church is set to donate truck loads of food to Lagos and Ogun state.

More to come...

Where is the donations from mosques? Where is it?

faith2kool:
I Am Still Single Because I Haven’t Seen A Man That Can Handle My Backside – Nigerian Lady

A Nigerian Lady identified as Aisha Mariam has said that she is single because she haven’t seen a man that can handle my backside.

Read below what she say

“Am still Laughing at the man who will Marry Me, because he will be there thinking he will marry a saint with big waist and fine fine face, Oga when when you finish dreaming come and Carry your Aba Made I try sha.

“If I date then I’m expecting that our relationship should lead to marriage and I intend to marry someone who will compliment me for the sake of our children I don’t have height so I can’t and will never be dating a short guy, sorry Short guys biko stay far away.

“Men Should Charge Us For Their Manhood, We Have Money We’ll Pay Ya all stop giving it for free, you deserve to get paid Ladies let’s appreciate them, who’s in with me.

“No man in his right state of mind will ever think of dumping me, I am times two of every mans dream, with just the right Body.

“I av 99 problems but my Behind isn’t one of them, am the reason why they can’t concentrate, My behind is Joy My Front is Happiness, I was Created to share joy and happiness.

“So many people want to know why am still single, Well I haven’t meet a Man Capable of Handling my Behind Its out Arewa can come for me

See photos: https://tigblog.com.ng/2020/03/28/i-am-still-single-because-i-havent-seen-a-man-that-can-handle-my-backside-nigerian-lady/

Forget all the shakara. Go and check, the pussy stinks!

TMSMedia:
http://igberetvnews.com/1345432/update-man-allegedly-killed-two-months-pregnant-wife-speaks-photo-video/

This man does not sound like a killer. In fact, he looks like he was drugged. How can you kill a woman and stay in the same room for three days with the dead body? Something is wrong. And from what he is saying in Igbo, he was actually the one that called the police when he managed to wake up after three days!

Something must be wrong somewhere. I call for thorough investigation into this.

BeLookingIDIOT:
YOU ARE A BIG FOOL

You are the worst kind of fool! A zombie for globalists!

Seun:
Donald Trump is where he is today because he is right about some things. He may be right about Hydroxychloroquine and Chloroquine.

Please note that the man in this story did not self-medicate. He consulted a doctor, they discussed it, and then the nurses administered it.

Wouldn't it be crazy if it turns out that we're shutting down the whole world over a disease that can be cured by a obsolete anti-malarial drug?

Spot on! Just to tell you that I suspect a conspiracy somewhere, why is the FDA in the US wasting time to test this drug? If not that Trump ambushed them by coming out plain to talk about the drug, all these won't have happened! There are some evil forces in this world.

ContractKiller:
https://punchng.com/breaking-minister-commits-suicide-over-coronavirus/

Kai, sometimes we blacks are so stupid, it becomes shameful! Some idiots have already bought the storyline hook line and sinker.

Show me one example where someone commits suicide for a general problem not caused by him personally. Please show me.

The poor man was clinically murdered to protect the Corona virus secret. There is something very very fishy about this Corona virus!

LadyBeee:
Since I started dating, I've never met a man like this. So caring, cute, neat, hygienic, generous but unfortunately, he doesn't have much but the little he has, he'll spend on you and make you feel like a queen. He stays in one room face me I face u. Initially, when I found out, I said I was going to quit but the love he showed me was so overwhelming and I couldn't quit. He said he's making plans to move out and he won't be renewing his rent in may. I agreed. I fell in love with him too and became comfortable with his room but I made it clear that I will never pass the night at his place. You know how love can be blind, I found myself pass the night once and again and again then I asked him about his plans to move out, how much does he have at hand to rent a new place because I was secretly planning to support him with some money to add and he said he doesn't have up to 30k. I was angry and so dissapointed at him. Right now I'm thinking the whole thing over. I don't think I can continue. Please advise me

Prostitution is the worst kind of life. You see what you have reduced yourself to? Your feelings are tired to how much a man has and how comfortable he is. How dare you refer to girls that stand on the road a prostitutes but not yourself! You are a senior coded prostitute!

Joystark:
Being old is not a crime...
I hope to grow old someday.

But with age comes wisdom. I haven't seen that much in play here... that's where the crime lies.

If you know what I mean.

If you didn't see wisdom in what I did, then you need to grow older, in time, you will see it.

Joystark:
Nah.
You're too old for me sir.
Say hello to your wife at home.

Still you should have liked it. Liking it isn't a crime, neither is being old.

Joystark:
I wanted to give you a piece of my mind...
Then I checked you out and saw your photos...
You're definitely too old for this.
I don't insult my elders.

I hope you liked the photo?

Joystark:
I'd definitely rather be a lesbian, than hook up with someone like you.

You are! Stop grandstanding and own up to your evil!

Joystark:
Lol
I don't know why this made me laugh.

You are a lesbian and it is official.

stupidity:
This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

Women are scum! Female rapist beasts everywhere!

Nagol95:
Good day house.

I bring this here as I always see here that it's not advisable to forgive a cheat. I and my girlfriend had a smooth relationship mid last year but by early this year we started having issues.

I was calm about the whole scenario to be brief, she cheated along the line. I saw hints but I had no evidence and we kept having issues till the end of February.

She felt the issue was too much and suggested a break up which I accepted immediately and stopped calling or texting her. We were not in contact for a week then she broke it and started calling profusely but I ignored it.

She used another number after three days and when I picked, it was her mum and she just enquired why I've been distant, I just told her I've been busy then we talked normal.

In a nutshell, she confessed all her doings with all the details and has been asking for a last chance begging everyday and feels extremely guilty. I don't want to accept because I've started rubbing it on her face but she is willing to continue.

She has made efforts by changing her number and saying that she is not in contact with the guy.

This is just a brief, I'll need advices and I could provide more info on request.

Weak men everywhere! I can forgive cheating if the person confessed without me catching her but if I catch you, it is game over. Even at that it will be very hard for me to forget.

faith2kool:
you need some medication

Keep living in dream world lesbian!

justnock:
Guy na who offend you?!
Haba!! Your analysis and criticism is brutal..

I already know that it has to be a man that will attack me, not a woman. The real question is why don't you allow women to attack me so I respond to them?
What is your business attacking your own gender unwarranted?

Stop all these subtle pussy hunting!

LearnITsmash:
Do you think a man like me would jump out of nowhere to offer such services if I didn't own and run my own YouTube channel, or are you so ignorant of the fact that not everyone has the ability to run a business youtube channel properly, and you should realize that not everyone on nairaland that offers a service is jobless bloke without a direction in life, I offer my services because I can combine it with my job

Show us proof that you are running your channel well and making lots of money from it first. That's the standard. Show verifiable proof first.
What is the name of your YouTube channel let's verify.

LearnITsmash:
If you want someone to manage your YouTube channel by uploading regular Tech videos on your YouTube channel and as well as getting you views and subscribers, then I'm the person for the job, and I charge for this service and if you want it you can reach me to make a deal and I can also in conjunction with the your YouTube channel manage your social media accounts like Facebook Twitter and Instagram, you are welcome to reach me on
(0 8 0 6 7 9 0 7 9 6 7) and.
(hottyblake2 @ Gmail. com)

Why don't you run your own YouTube channel? Why do you want to manage it for someone else? If you know how to do it very well, you won't even have time to do it for someone else!

faith2kool:
Juliet Ibrahim and  rapper Iceberg Slim were a love item around 2017 thereabouts. Truth is, Juliet and Slim were quite the enviable couple.

They would not miss the least chance to flaunt their love to the world. We can remember the number of times they were pictured packed on PDAs.

They even got a love tattoo that completed each other and from nowhere, their relationship came crashing just like any other celeb relationship.

Initially, Juliet did not detail what led to the breakup and when she finally did, it was through no fault of hers.

Iceberg cheated on her with an ex of his. Juliet could not take that and left his cheating a$$.

Years on, Iceberg has delved into the forgotten past once again— asked by an Instagram fan why he cheated on Juliet, he said he did not love himself and sought for emotional support somewhere else.

Source: https://tigblog.com.ng/2020/03/22/iceberg-slim-gives-one-of-the-dumbest-reasons-why-he-cheated-on-juliet-ibrahim/

If Jay Z could cheat on Beyonce, what do you expect? Most of this beautiful women are more like Trophy girlfriends and wives, most people think you are lucky to have them but in truth you are regretting dating them.

Most of them are coded lesbians( Juliet Ibrahim is a well known Lesbian in Ghana) and chronic masturbators( Most use dildos massively).

Some have very very rotten and stinking pussies( Linda Ikeji is well known for this)

So their bedroom game with their supposed boyfriend or husband is usually very poor. But people think they are enjoying.

Nothing can be farther from the truth. Look at Toolz and Tunde Demuren! You will think with all the curves of Toolz that the marriage is made in heaven but less than five years and they are having problems already! Don't be shocked if you hear that Tunde Demuren cheated! Intact, I am expecting it.

That just the truth!

Weak men keep pestering women, some even beg on their knees! Chai, some men na goat!

Real men ask women out only once!

If she declines, just move on to someone more beautiful and more fulfilled.

peeddy:
GROOM WALKS OUT ON BRIDE IN JOS, SAYS HIS PLAN TO DISGRACE HER WAS HATCHED TEN YEARS AGO



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/bride-collapses-as-groom-walks-out-during-church-wedding/amp/

I am thrilled, men are finally getting sense! I wish I had a TV show, I will host the guy to a great party!

Great guy!

Laseye008:
Tonto Dikeh took to Instagram to share a video of her son telling her what he doesn't like about her bikini photo.


In the adorable video, King Andre is seen taking the photo off the wall then telling his mother that he doesn't like it because she is "too naked" in it and she's not wearing shoes.


Tonto wrote in the caption:

I have never been checked in my life, no one cld have the power to do that.
But this kid right here...

Kia the joy of parenthood..
The joy of waking up to your child/children
The joy of holding them..


Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXRrquZ09NQ

Tonto Dike is sexually abusing this boy!

Mark my words, America under President Trump will emerge from all this stronger and better.

queenblog:
Instagram celebrity and curvy model, Eudoxie Yao, who claims to have the biggest bum in West Africa, shared these raunchy photos of herself in a two-piece bikini and her fans are feeling the hotness.


[See more photos>> https://kupelove..com/2020/03/africa-curvy-model-with-best-curves.html

Smelly rotten woman!

It is kinda strange that while many countries are reeling from the Corona Virus pandemic, Russia have somehow been missing in action. What is happening? Have the Ivan's cracked the virus code, developed a vaccine and administering to their own people codedly or what?

Or it it true that they created the virus to destabilize China and Us and make way for their own global dominance?

What's really going on?

Mrop:
Is this the end of the world, or is she not concerned about the ongoing virus?.

So this lady shares this controversial maternity photos and video.

Can you allow your visit to do a kind of shoot like this?.Pass your judgement on her.

Watch the Controversial Clip HERE

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Go and check, she is probably a lesbian! That's how they roll, for the idiotic males with mouths hanging open and saliva gushing, she is not going nude for you assholes!

She is doing it for her lesbian partners, you idiats!

muykem:
The same Gbajabiamila they hate with passion is fighting for them. Nobody can deal with that zone without a big heart.

You are worse than a goat! Which Gbajabiamila is fighting for them? How insensitive can the government be to include every region except South East! Haba! Which fight are they fighting for Southeast? Who created the problem in the first place? Who?

Nonsense!

miclef86:
I met this lady, a colleague of mine for over a year now, we work in the same unit. Don't get it twisted, our Organization permits marriages but one of us will make a transfer to another branch within the same location.

I liked her, everybody in our unit noticed there's a connection between us. However, we're like cat and dog we fight over everything, always disagreeing, yet.

I have been getting a lot of advice from my fellow colleagues about how she's the perfect match for me and how compatible we're if we decide to be together.

However, truth be told, I have not been really serious with her, I flirt with other single girls in the unit. The other day, they were having relationship discussion, a senior colleague of mine said that I use to jump from one girl to another.

The last Valentine's day, I called her that we really need to talk she told me if it's really that serious I should come over to her house which I did. I went there to profess my love for her, I asked her to give me a chance that I'm gonna be a better man.

She calls me a confused human being, that I don't really know what I want, that it's too late. That she already has someone and planning to get married to him next year.

Now, I've decided to accept my faith and move on with one particular lady that cares about me, I no longer call her like I used to anymore, just greetings that use to join us now.

I have noticed a hostile attitude from her towards me, she gets angry whenever she sees me with the other girl.

Yesterday, during lunch hour, I met her with few of my colleagues and little conversation ensued between us she said I should bet with her that I'm going to leave that girl and come back to her, that made me a little upset within. So we had a bet.

Pls I need your advice, I truly love her, I think about her almost all the time. Should I swallow my ego and try to make things work between us again or I should let the sleeping dog lie?

You are extremely weak! I am ashamed of young men of nowadays! Very very weak specimens! Begging women everywhere instead of taking charge!
She is going to win the bet, I can bet anytime you see her, your mouth hangs open and saliva starts coming out, that's how stupid you look, and she notices how you look like a puppy when you see her. She will manipulate you until she is tired.

My friend, you are not a man, go and bow down and worship her!

Or whenever, you decided to let your manhood take charge, do the following:

1, Stop playing with her, focus on the lady you are currently with. Ignore her tantrums.
2, Since you are very weak around her and she knows it, just keep a distance from her.
3, Anytime she tries to tease you, that you will get back to her, tell her point blank if you can ever muster the courage, that she lacks what it takes to sustain the interest of a man like you. Put her on the defence.
4, Call her " my former crush", she will be exasperated by this.
5, Consistently pretend she doesn't matter anymore, for instance, if there is anything you normally do for her when you guys met, STOP doing it.