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Politics / Re: Afe Babalola: "Extend Retirement Age Of Supreme Court Justices To 100 Years" by dinggle: 5:14pm On Apr 14
He should wait to implement it in Yoruba nation.
Politics / Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by dinggle: 5:09pm On Apr 14
Is it those who shot at EndSars protesters and lied to the world before video evidence that you want to admit printing money?
Give Arewa 100 trillion to stay in their emirate, they will still print paper and tell you they are printing it to get 72 virgins ...
Career / Re: Senate okays Halilu Shaba As DG, NASRDA by dinggle: 3:16pm On Apr 14
I just tire! now we know why Nigeria is doomed for failure. If he had even studied space engineering or physics one would say lets wait and see. Na all dis dullard wan carry naija go space? Don't care where he's from, looking at the impact and ingenuity he can bring from his background studies.
Do you know that agency has not crash landed any attempt to space?

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by dinggle: 10:17pm On Apr 10
It happened to me, I lost my lotto bet after having sex, as a matter of fact since that day I have not recover na so so loose, that girl spirit strong o'. I will try lotto today to see if the spirit has left me, if it leaves me and I win, I will share the money on nairaland to appease the gods.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Bandits Have Lost Rights To Life, Must Be Wiped Out by dinggle: 1:38pm On Apr 09
See this murderer talking, when u said you were paying them, they didn't loose right to life.
Politics / Re: FG Receives Stolen Ile-ife Artifact From Mexico by dinggle: 1:26pm On Apr 09
O'boy see juju don land ooooo.
Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by dinggle: 11:14am On Apr 09
What country? Nigeria or abroad? because I flat out told mine hell no! and conversation ended.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: I Was Once Married To Michelle Jackson, Divorced After 2 Years by dinggle: 11:06pm On Apr 03
Don jazzy be like kidnapped victim on the wedding pic.
Politics / Re: Analysts Expose Boko Haram’s Doctored Video On NAF Jet Crash by dinggle: 11:03pm On Apr 03
Is a military jet missing?.......Yes!
Have they found it?................No!
Is the jet #475......................Military has not confirmed or denied the #
Did book Haram use sharcoal to write #475..........You tell me!

I have to believe boko haram until NA find their missing jet.
Politics / Re: Obaseki Insists On Probing Oshiomhole by dinggle: 10:56am On Mar 22
Oshomhole called Obaseki last night crying like a baby, asking Obaseki to forgive him for his sins against the state, that Tinubu was the one pushing him to misbehave for his selfish presidential ambition.
NYSC / Re: Should I Serve In Zamfara Or Redeploy? by dinggle: 6:47pm On Mar 18
How can someone who has been through the four walls of an institution ask this question? now I understand when companies are saying Nigerian graduates arent prime enough for jobs, how can you even contemplate putting your investments, your parents investments, your knowledge in jeopardy? even if you dont love yourself, dont you have people who love you? its unfortunate.

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Culture / Re: Traditional Marriage List In Anambra by dinggle: 11:55am On Mar 10
Annoyingly they also added "two packets of cigarette" call it what it is juju for native gods and some people will call hungry family culture,
Celebrities / Re: Piers Morgan To Leave Good Morning Britain Following Meghan Markle Row by dinggle: 9:29pm On Mar 09
Useless brits, always feeling entitled.
Politics / Re: Daughter Of Prince Iyen, Obaseki's Late SSA Calls On Her Dad's Pic On Poster by dinggle: 12:11am On Mar 08
Obaseki is a wicked man...... I swear!
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Explains How He Defrauds His Victims With Their SIM & BVN (Video) by dinggle: 1:54pm On Feb 27
He is more brilliant than most politicians in the country.... before we castigate him, he is better than boko haram, bandits (terrorist) and fulani killer herdsmen (terrorist) murdering raping and destroying everything. He is the type that should be reformed and paid a rebranding fee to start a new life.
I also think banks should be held responsible for releasing an insecure system to the consuming public.

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Health / Re: Pls Nairalanders Help Me With Tips To Restore My Damage Hair As A Guy (photos by dinggle: 9:45pm On Feb 22
Go for Sharia hair cut; gorimapa.

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kanye West by dinggle: 1:59am On Feb 20
She made the biggest sacrifice of woman-hood getting married to a psycho and giving him 4 kids.

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Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by dinggle: 5:27pm On Feb 17
This is wrong, he should take off his uniform before preaching. The uniform used in killing and extorting citizens can't win "souls".
Health / Re: Jigawa University Student Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Cheated On Him by dinggle: 3:27pm On Feb 16
This guy was not an ordinary guy, he was a mathematician and according to the poster and first class mathematician who did not understand than life was coded in mathematics. He had a math cracking brain but could not crack a simple code to proffer solution to a cheating girl friend. While it could be excusable to commit suicide, it is not for a mathematician or a first-class one for that matter.....

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Business / Re: Tesla Buys $1.5 Billion Worth Of Bitcoin, Says May Accept It For Payment For Car by dinggle: 5:47pm On Feb 08
worst! the mugu even ran for president before! I swear with people like Garba Adamu the North is dead.
Romance / Re: Man To Marry 2 Women In Abuja Same Day (Photos) by dinggle: 6:18pm On Feb 06
Evidently Sharia allows for 3some only if you register under disguise of marriage, which can be discarded with divorce after the 3some.
Travel / Re: Safety Tips Whenever You Visit A Hotel by dinggle: 2:53pm On Feb 03
Isnt it better to put bad-market hotels in the open so ppl know to avoid them and the hotels can die natural deaths.

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Travel / Re: Safety Tips Whenever You Visit A Hotel by dinggle: 2:50pm On Feb 03
So, after paying N150k a night I still have to do scan wahala??...
Politics / Re: Myanmar Coup: Jonathan Calls For Release Of Aung San Suu Kyi by dinggle: 2:47am On Feb 02
See GEJ speaking like Nigeria's next president ... Abi him don buy Northern Ashawo market? because na only North dey give Tinubu audio president today, give Imo supreme court governor president tomorrow, come give GEJ next tomorrow .... grin
On a serious note, Myanmar military Juntas are like North Korea the only difference is that they are not skilled in producing nuclear bombs. But those guys are as bad as Kim, talking from personal encounter, was there during the days of Bill Clinton when Suu Kyi was famously under house arrest. They dealt with her and everyone who spoke on her behalf. Yeye people, that country is so poor, yet they have a lot of precious stones but they wont let you take it out even if you buy it. Suu Kyi betrayed everyone who spoke and fought for the democracy she enjoyed. What she did to the Muslims was regrettable. She has no soul and I hope the west leave her to carry her cross.
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: For The North To Secede From Nigeria, Is Not A Bad Thing by dinggle: 2:16am On Feb 02
Garba Adamu when the North goes;
1. We shall celebrate our dissociation of stigma from out of school children with rusty bowls and flies around them.
2. We shall celebrate our dissociation from stigma of sharia law.
3. We shall celebrate return to educational excellence & competition.
4. We shall celebrate the end of quota brains and minds.
4. We shall celebrate respect for lives and properties.
5. We shall celebrate dissociation from child marriages.
6. We shall celebrate a closed and tightly secured border.

With regards to our success as a country after a divided Nigeria, the North is not our competitor, never was, never will be! unlike you, it is useless explaining to a non competitor or quota mind; the what, where and how of our paths to nation building. Block all the rivers and don't forget to put a barricade in the Northern airspace. You might even consider building a gas plant in the North to suck-up all the oxygen flowing from North to South, repackage it and sell it back to us, it will be more profitable to your cow milk. I understand, it is not your doing, it is what quota education did to your brain.

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Celebrities / Re: 'I’m Proudly Gay’ – Uche Maduagwu Declares (Photo) by dinggle: 10:54am On Jan 30
It is funny that Fulani herdsmen gave him the opportunity to come out.
My question is; how do we find a balance ... "you can be gay"....but coming out publicly is an abuse of public space, only tell people who cares to know or who inquires, by coming out publicly you invade our public space in disrespect to our kids and the believes of others. Straight men and women don't publicly declare they are "straight".
Politics / Re: Adewale Giwa To Gani Adams: Resign If You Can’t Sacrifice Your Life For Yorubas by dinggle: 9:59am On Jan 27
I'm consulting, informing, calculating while they kill my people or!....no! my people are the criminals so I have to change tactics.
But Sunday Igboho can not take my shine -------> "The Native General of Yoruba land"
Religion / Re: Faith Edeko Denies Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by dinggle: 11:40pm On Jan 25
You can tell she's keeping to script. Think! what would make a man even think that his wife is sleeping with his pastor, if you can answer that you know who's telling the truth. Suleiman is a serial pastor-fucker!...

I have no sympathy for Milke either because he helped Suleiman build his evil empire, other pastors speak out now or resign and runaway with your wives before Suleiman Bleep your wives. Shebi una dey find Jesus..., Apostle Suleiman go show una wives where to see Jesus.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Cows Shouldn’t Be Roaming About In 21st Century by dinggle: 1:48am On Jan 25
SchmidtHammer:
I spoke to my father-in-law,a Fulani man himself, a while ago (due to my personal relationship with him, this was the first time I have ever considered the farmers-herders clashes from the perspective of a Fulani man), he explained certain delicate and complex intricacies that makes the proposed ranching system, that used to me a very straightforward one, now seem quite problematic IN THIS PRESENT MOMENT.
The laws in our constitution are not the laws of nature. These laws, as stated in our constitution, are created considering human peculiarities, such that 'general' beliefs even though inclined towards sentiments, as long as they are adopted by a represented reasonable minority and such that IT IS POSSIBLE THERE COULD BE A WAY AROUND THEM with the conditios that it does not threaten the ORDER in the country and the fundamental rights of others (the majority) is not infringed upon.
Having stated the above, it is easy to see that the problem with the proposed Ranching System is that while it is a very logically straightforward solution, it is not the most considerate, therefore not the most appropriate (at least in the short term) and using a method analogous the Occam's Razor for solutions in politics and human relations is unreasonable in my opinion. Open cattle rearing is a culture and proposing a change in this culture must be approached as sensitively as other important cultures of the other tribes. One does not expect that a culture be abandoned overnight, nor that laws guiding a country be entirely insensitive to the peculiarities of the people bound under it.
As in developed worlds, these are the kinds of problems that are confronted by Political scientists, Economic analysts and sociologists, putting forward a comprehensive and in-depth analysis of THE PROBLEM OF HERDERS in the country.

The culture of every tribe in Nigeria was bent by British invasion and British laws, Fulanis must bend or go to hell! Southerners are prolonging this beast!
1. Send Fulanis packing from Southern Nigeria, they should go and ranch up North.
2. Stop eating cows, Southerners who eat cows financially empower fulanis to buy weapons and import terrorist to kill Southerners
3. Patronize fish, chicken and pigs, by doing this we empower ourselves financially for the battle ahead.
4. Be mentally ready for war enough of this nonsense.
5. All Southerners must be ready to fight shoulder to shoulder, an attack anywhere in the South is an attack on all South.
Programming / Re: How Many Clients Have You Gotten From Your Web Development Ad On Nairaland? by dinggle: 2:39pm On Nov 28, 2020
What makes you an absolute developer is when you can put your customer's ideas together in web development, there are a lot of one-way developers and few ideas developers in Nigeria.

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Programming / Re: I Need A Developer by dinggle: 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2020
@CAENO
If you are having problems understanding what I wrote you will have problems completing the task.
Provide links to your job here....link should be specific or associated with Ad service... e.g a website with an Ad service.

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