₦airaland Forum

Pay the military and police well, let them do their job with pride.

Good for them, I ain't sad about it, I am sad for the blind man that will take them in as wives.

Thank you Jesus, now I can come out from my hiding hole.

If you are going for MBA in IT go for Cyber security, you stand a great chance for a good job, however your family could suffer and the trickle effect could affect your kids. Life will be hard except you already have a good savings of N3-N5million to maintain your family and self during your studies. I would say continue with your job and take an online course in cyber security then try your hands on lottery visa. Be smart! Even migrating with lottery visa is a challenge if u don't have anyone here.

hey opeooooooooooo na my friend ooooo na dis same school we go, Dapo abi u no knw me again?, abeg remember me oooooo suffer no good.

Since when has it been a crime for two old men, grandfathers, looters to make a fool of themselves?, they have the right to abuse one another and leak each others secrets it is a universal human right. GEJ please concentrate on giving us electricity and bringing down the price of cement and leave those thieves alone unless you want to investigate them for corruption.

After months of fighting "operation Mermaid" the code name for Tripoli take over has just began. News from within has it that Ghadafi has left Tripoli possibly via Russian sub-marine or to near by Tunisia. His phone call on to his supporters to go forward and destroy the "rats" was bad fueling speculations that he was calling from out side Tripoli. His spokesman was seen on the street rally supporters a routine usually carried out by Ghadafi or his sons. I'm very happy for the Libyan ppl that finally the end is near. They can soon begin the process of rebuilding the country. Africans leaders have failed in their duties to put pressure on Ghadafi and support the transitional council. I hope this will not affect the migrants will seek jobs in Libya when the dust settles.

* These guys are good in picking code names, Ghadafi sure looks like a mermaid.

Society for Nigeria women likes picking their fight! where were they when IBB got married to another man's wife (Maryam) or when OBJ was sleeping with his son's wife?, nonsense! they've seen a man without political standing now they want publicity.

This a problem that demands a simple solution. Since the marriage was contracted traditionally, Mercy's Prince should dissolve his ex traditionally, and move on with his marriage plan with Mercy. The marriage he had with lovely was a marriage for paper we all know how rough it is in Europe with legalization of documents. The Prince made a mistake by slandering lovely that she cheated blah-blah-blah, divorce her and more ahead no long thing.

your all wondering why?  women are hating on Mercy, but haven't u all heard that the magic stick Uromi men is unique among men created by GOD. Before any woman blames Mercy pls find an Uromi man in your neighborhood  and taste his magic stick, you will be unstable for life if he doesn't marry you. Mercy's only hope is to marry her prince or switch him over for another Uromi man. Its not voodoo it call magic stick radar technology with capability to see in the darkest hole for G-sp*t accuracy hit!

Only IBB himself! when his mates are dying at 70 IBB is not going down without a fight and some pleasures. If u wonder why the rest of the world shivers when they see a "Nigerian" just look at IBB and you will conclusively understand why.

I have the solution to congealed cement and proper packaging to reduce destruction Dangote, obajana & co needs to consult with me, their 1960s method of packaging and delivery is the problem, cement dealers should demand an upgrade in packaging and delivery methods.

The Nigeria police or govt has no right to arrest anyone who stop on the tracks with out a readable sign and visibly drawn line to indicate stop points. What they did to you was a trap arrest which is completely illegal in any civilized country.

Why did it take here this long? it is still an insult to her person, that with all the decent men in Naija all she saw was a used man, a second hand material that another woman has used in breeding 2kids. Some women no get sense sha!

meeeeeeeeeeen! see market, if I sell chewing gum N1.00 for each applicant that is N100,000 a week and N400,000 a month and yet we say no job? open your eyes and see my ppl.

Nigeria is a joke plain simple! who will probe Boko Haram for the pains & death of innocent lives and destruction of public and private properties? If this is meant to please boko haram then I request a better way! Islamatize Nigeria, IDIOTS

This is the best time to be in London. Imagine flying to London today and returning back tomorrow with LCDs, laptops, clothes etc, I call it trip-et-success!

Ikemba, you are officially a part of the Nigerian history, goodbye.

So Mercy, with your so called trade mark hips which is completely over-rated you couldn't find your self a decent and spotless man?, you had to steal from another woman!, this shows your a** is fake. For those who are critical of the guy, I blame him for wanting to destroy is family and not for lying to Mercy, Mercy was always fake and her ending up with a fake man, fake marriage, fake wedding dress, fake movies is not surprising to me. After Omotola and Genie all the follow-ups females have always been mutants wanna be!. whatever happened to grooming a man from the ground up?, molding your own man, taking a man from the village, backyard, or street and transforming him to your dream man after all someone else molded the man you are stealing, already-made is a disease we need to change from already made mentality to manufacturing mentality!

This is a flash for his future presidential ambition, how can he be giving out free Kerosene? he can only fool Imolites, this is because free Kerosene distribution is not substainable! the best he should have done was reduce the price any where from N10-50 per gallon.

@ekel101
It gives me fun and cracks me up after the day's work, I had a problem with junk mails and turned it into joke mails.

I'm just wondering what is wrong with this sultan and why he is heating the fragile divide?, this is where I sometimes miss Abacha he would have deposed him and return him to cows farming.

If u have to do research to provide a solution then u need to give GEJ a break while he is also doing his on research.

1. Be Bold.
2. Do not rule out divorce (keep it within range).
3. Involve family (A senseless man sometimes needs sensible advice from the outside).
4. Don't see your kids as a baggage leaving you no choice but as a weapon of choice.
5. Remember the case of the man who butchered his banker wife at Jankande 2-3weeks ago. The worst is always a possibility yet preventable by your bold and fearless step.
6. Do not make the mistake of confronting him in a physical fight not a smart move, rather hold your head high and walk away.
7. Get closer to GOD.
8. Don't rule out cheating on him. tet-4-tat is usually the best approach to a cheating husband because it makes a woman worry less and concentrate on more her day to day activities rather than fighting.
9. Do not put the anger on your kids (It is common with women to get angry with their kids when the relationship is not working fine) they are innocent, rather you should bond more closer to them, togetherness heals.

If he dares to physically abuse you call it quit. It is very easy for a man to blindly abuse his wife physically especially when he is already seeing another woman, the excitement in his outside relationship blinds him to the one he said "I DO". If he does that, quit and give him a break when he is done with the outside woman he will come begging but don't accept him back without:

1. Him paying you back for all you spent before and after he got his job, not a promise base pay but payment in cash before movement.
2. A full STD test including HIV to ensure he is not gonna possibly transfer any disease to you.

A good woman will always find a good man with or without baggage. It might take some time but it is do-able.

GOOD-LUCK.

Up on till recently I have been wondering how to convert my anger over flooding 419 junk mails and reverse the anger so I get excited and the sender get pissed-off, then a translation idea came to me, each time I get a junk mail now I respond back asking the sender "Politely" to translate in French. The sender upon receiving my reply gets all pumped-up and ready to prey goes through the trouble of translating the whole script in French. upon receiving I ask the sender to please translate in German so my German friend can also read and understand it.  Again the sender translates in German. Upon receiving I respond again asking the sender to translate in Arabic so that my Arab business partner can be it. He again goes through the trouble of translating in Arabic. Then finally I ask him to translate to Yoruba so my stingy Landlord can read it, then he got all pissed. This game is so fun. I am now looking forward to the next 419 mails.

I'm eager to know the location of the plant, so I can live far away from it.

The gamble on U.S dollar by US law makers is a signal that united states law makers can't be trusted, the continuous decline of the US dollars by 17% till date is evidence. Those of us in Africa who continuously live within our means can not afford to be burnt by the irresponsibility a super power who can't make the right decision at the right time. GEJ govt should switch our reserves to Swiss franc immediately, even if the U.S law makers are able to raise the debt ceiling they still can't be trusted and the damage has already been done!! OPEC should equally consider using the Swiss franc as a standard currency for trading oil. It is my hope that other African leaders would follow suit, it is time to abandon the US dollars let them lead themselves to the pit.

Don't know if I'm alone but I couldn't understand you.

Before we jump in conclusion we must ask:
* Were they in the country illegally?
* Did they have expired documents?
* Were they involved with forgery? (e.g travel stamps, fake passports purchase) or fraud?
* Were they deemed to be affiliated hard core Muslims? not a crime to be a Muslim but if surveillance showed they were sympathetic to Boko-Haram that alone could be enough for their deportation.
I don't think any state government will irrationally deport a Ghanaian. Governors are under pressure to protect their states from Boko-Haram. There is no law that allows for deportees to go home and pick their belongings those with experience from Europe, America, Asia and Africa can testify to that. However if they were able to reach their lawyers or legally resident friends that could have been arranged. I'm sure if they were residing legally in Nigeria the Ghana authorities would have taken it up. Where I might fault the action is the governors is not notifying the Ghana consulate in Lagos, which should be the first point of call when deporting an illegal alien.

Can't wait to get my hands on it and play to kill the most wanted man.