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Silly question, same ladies will never tell u their true age.

This is insane!, is this the Thank you Fashola has for voters? anyway Ibadan is not far from Lagos, nonsense!

Just heard it in the news that a Nigeria engineering student was arrested in US while boarding a local flight to LA with a fake Id and a seat that was suppose to be vacant.

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The truth is that the thieving elitist are worst than Mend and Boko Haram because if monies for projects and the people were applied accordingly there would be no mend! and people will be busy making good out of their lives rather than thinking about joining mend or Boko haram. If Boko haram was to drop their islamic agenda and declare war against corrupt leaders they will get over 85% support from Nigerians and ppl will generously donate to the project. Corruption has wiped away the future of unborn generations of Nigerian. Look at PHCN increasing bill without service?, the increased tariff should come into existence as soon as they start providing uninterrupted power. Its so insane!, instead of increasing the tariff why not recover the over N16billion spent on power in past administrations that was diverted? Nigeria needs "THE TRUTH" for there to be peace and prosperity.

@deekay29
Its called rules! not name or who you are! There is a minimum requirement he must meet to be granted a visa,  And if he is not qualified to go today doesn't mean he won't go next time. That is why we have Niger, Sudanese and Chad forming Boko-Haram in Nigeria. America doesn't not care if u are a lyrical king in your land, it is wrong to sit here and lash the USA without putting the mutallab situation into consideration. America is good at fixing its loopholes. The mutallab situation has robed authentic applicants visa to USA and this Boko-Haram thing is just making things worst.

Good idea, bad timing, must it be called Islamic banking? why not Northern Bank, in the past we've had Habib bank and the likes they could carry out the functions of lending without interest, Mr. President should call Sanusi to order, And let him drop anything Islam aside. If Sharia hadn't been implemented in some states we won't have Boko Haram today. The same govt that allows for the creation of Sharia and the hisbah police in a few states refused state police for southern states especially Lagos, double standard? We need to seat down and talk (SNC) before boko haram finish all the bribe collectors that are suppose to protect lives and properties.
I wish Boko haram could channel their energy into fighting corruption "chop money and get blown with ur family"

China rules the production world. 85% of Walmart goods are made in china, 80% of the clothes and shoes you fly from Lagos to NY to buy in big names stores are made in china, YES you heard me "MADE IN CHINA". Though the difference is that they are made to designer's specification. 90% of the local designers in Nigeria knowingly or unknowingly get their raw materials from China. Our investment terrain is hostile to investors until govt corrects the anomaly they have no basis to tell an investor what not to do especially when Ghana is a stone throw away.

What does the govs of Sharia states use in entertaining their guest, water, hot tea in a hold weather abi na kulikuli? many of those govs have the most sophisticated foreign wines starched up in their domains. they r simply hypocrites, we saw same in the former gov turned pedophile from Zamfara. Its something the Southern govs should bring up because if sharia states are excluded from alcohol tax it means more money for southern states. I can see sharia states govs revising their position to 1 bottle per day per adult females excluded tho!

The problem is not Islamic banking, the problem is that majority of Nigerians are not well educated on it, we are also not ripe and secured for it. Nigeria policy makers are always quick to copy the world in a picky fashion. Why aren't we copying from power generation from countries who got it right? why haven't we copied their security system and method of policing. Boko Haram will use it as a tool to preach sharia to Nigeria. Until Nigeria is able to completely eradicate Boko haram and secure its border Islamic banking idea should be postponed. Hard core muslims will see it as ground gaining and an opportunity to lunch their idea. I'm sure that a country struggling to deal with few members of a sect wouldn't want such, Islamic banking can help boko haram recruit more members. However traditional banks should know that many of us with borrowing interest will not hesitate to switch banks once Islamic bank comes online, because the method of banking today is not sustainable with their "miracle" lending rates.

Since when did American visa become moi moi? America is not Europe or UK, where you package an applicant. They should look at why they were denied and reapply when time allows.

Men who fall into temptation are not "GREAT" men. They do not qualify in my definition of great men, may be yours.

If he stole the money, he should let the ring fly, but if the source of the money was a "back-breaker" hard work he should go and collect his ring at gun point!, no need for initial request, if the girl lost her common sense the gun will help her remember.

The debt crisis that has swallowed Greece is fast changing the life of its citizens for the worst.
There is a way out for Greece if only they will look the African way. Greek govt should open up its colleges to African students. African students to Greek universities can help Greece raise over $10bln through school and visa fees. Question is, will they look the African way?

Alien Glk Glk - Why do you allow the suffering to humanity on this planet.

President Obama - See we don't have the money to cover all humans with insurance.

Alien Glk Glk - money, insurance ?

President Obama - yes you know, currency. Im sure you have a system of currency on your home-world ?

Alien Glk Glk - we are not familiar with this concept, please explain.

President Obama - we use currency to trade and barter for things that we need and want. It allows us to buy food and medicine. And if we have a lot of currency we can buy luxury items beyond the basic necessities.

Alien Glk Glk - And what happens to a human that doesn't have this currency ?

President Obama - well he will likely be in a prison. he won't own a home and probably will be very unhealthy because he cant afford to buy nutrient rich foods and have medical care.

Alien Glk Glk - why do you pollute your planet and burn this substance called oil ? cant you see its destroying your ecosystem ? We can give you a technology to get energy without damaging the planet.

President Obama - no thanks. you see a technology like that would eliminate millions of jobs. and like i explained before, humans need these jobs to get currency to buy the things they need. Besides we already have this technology, we just don't use it.

Alien Glk Glk - how is it that humans allow this system to exist and not advance beyond such a crude ideology ?

President Obama - Oh thats easy. We control the education system. We simply don't teach humans that there is any possibility of a system without money. We instead teach our humans at a very early age about systems of credit, consumption, and how to get a job.

Alien Glk Glk - we have studied your genome sequence for decades. We can offer you technology to end all diseases.

President Obama - again no thank you. You see 1/6 of our economy relies on managing health care of people. a technology that instantly cures all diseases would eliminate millions of jobs. Plus we sorta need people to die because there are just too many humans around.

Alien Glk Glk - what is this prison you spoke of ?

President Obama - a place to hold and punish people who break the laws.

Alien Glk Glk - laws ?

President Obama - a system of rules people follow. we have thousands of laws in place to ensure people act the way we want them too. If someone violates a law we send them to a prison for a certain amount of time. For example if a person steals money we send them to prison to punish them. surely you have laws ?

Alien Glk Glk - we have a few universal laws like don't kill sentient beings but I must admit Im tempted to break that one at the moment. You restrict medicine and food from people. You then put them in prison if they break a law trying to get food and medicine ?

President Obama - yes because honestly we dont want too many people getting food and medicine, this goes back to our population problems. anyway can we get some weapons ? you see some of the other nations and people dont like this currency system so we would like to kill them and put the rest into these prisons.

Alien Glk Glk - give technology to such a savage species ? we offer free energy and technology to end diseases and you ask for weapons instead ? it is time we left.

President Obama - Wait, wait, we also need it to remain maintain super-power status, China and Russian are fast behind us.

Alien Glk Glk - We are suspending all technology transfer to the human race blish, blish (alien saucer opens) we shall keep an eye on your species and determine what to do with humans on a later date.

President Obama -  What should I tell Americans and the world? they want to know if UFO exist.

Alien Glk Glk - Give them the run around. zoom, Zooooooooom (flying saucer makes a sharp u-turn and departs at lightening speed)

Lagos state govt. needs to lead the way as usual, because with its population, such attack would consume untold number of souls. All stake holders should converge on a meeting, members of the public needs to be watchful and observant especially when taking public buses. BRT and public transport operators should be allow to search passenger's bags and even body before boarding a bus. Interstate bus operators departing and arriving Lagos should ensure that all passengers are properly searched to ensure the lives of other passengers are not at risk. Police force should begin Profiling individuals of Northern or foreign origin for stop and search this is the same system that Israel uses, especially those with bags or in taxis and cars. Those Northern elements are not difficult to pin-point in a crowd. Immigration service in Lagos needs to step up their game, Any foreigner without papers should be immediately deported. Any homeless Northern on the street should be sent back to their state of Origin. We r more at risk from street beggars. I foresee a boko Haram member giving a beggar N20 and a bag of explosive to hold without him/her knowing the content and then the boko haram members steps aside and wait for the street to be crowded preferably at night before detonating with a mobile phone. Pls Fashola, Show no mercy to street beggars. You can either move them to a secure location where the state can cater for them or send them back where they came from. The public should co-operate wit the police we know they r corrupt but Boko Haram is worst than corruption, don't let Boko Haram steal the souls of your loved ones, friends or family members. Beware of kole-kole of Northern origins they could hid bombs in their trash trolley. Lastly these Boko-Haram guys must communicate with one another through phones, the govt needs to apply a similiar version of "American Patriot act", which will give the govt right to listen to all incoming and out-going phone calls in the country, with this Boko Haram members will be rounded in less than a month.

I have to options for you.
1. Try to improvise and make the business profitable.
2. Manage the business to a selling point, then sell and relocate to Nigeria to start something locally.
Traveling to Malaysia or Hong Kong on a Fake passport & flight worth over $2500 is like burning $2,500. Be smart don't take illegal chances! remember you r 31.

My advice is simple, if u can trust a liar, I'd say carry-go!
Her excuse is just too lame!, how many other lies has she told or will she tell in the future? is she from the state she claims or is it just the state she's been using from her sch days. I would say press the "reset" button and drill her from the beginning, if u have a good memory use every thing she said at the start of the relationship to drill her and find out how many more lies she told. I'm sure she covered a lot of bumps in carving her self as suitor, if u find another red flag drop her before it gets messier. Remember to be calm and smile to make her feel at ease while drilling that way she would fart unexpectedly and you would be able to see how much mess u have on your hand and make the tough decision.

bread is beta than chin-chin

see slang, Una no go kill me with laugh for Nairaland. But chin-chin has more sugar than bread,

SERIOUSLY WAT IS WRONG WITH NIGERIAN BOYS

I was gonna ask the same question,  Kai what happened to the days of our fathers and grand fathers when men were men and took bold steps in relationships. Just like America, it seems women are taking over relationships in Naija they make bolder decisions while the guys r now weaker, is this the result of globalization or the end of the world effect? 

I couldn't do it if I was a mom, what did the daughter do with her GOD given womb? Sort of like me giving my d*ck to my son! which one will I use? what if my son 4ucks it up the way he 4ucked up his? kai,  meeeeeeeeeeeen, I just can imagine it.

Why on earth would I marry a female smoker?
1. To smell smoke every day.
2. To potentially have my kids influenced into smoking.
3. To have a life partner with potential health hazard (cancer).

See no sense, makes no sense.

God's will? Yes but don't Ignore your will the slightest doubt means a NO.

Send the man to sch and be prepared for the worst in the future, possibly divorce!

There is no basis for this posting! that he fought or attempted fighting corruption doesn't mean he should have stolen. If his hands were completely clean he would have honored the EFCC call up ASAP. News streaming longer than necessary  in the public domain calls for all sorts of speculation. An old file can be dusted up if it can give investigators more time to prepare present charges, it is done in America, the FBI dangle past uncharged crime b4 criminals to make them confess or become informants. Politicians should know that the only way not to be a victim is to be completely clean. Because the powerful will make sure u chew from the "corrupt carrot" and keep it secret until u step on toes or fail to do their dirty jobs. Hence it is important for politicians to know there is nothing like "I chop small" or "na that time last yr I chop am" corruption is corruption period!. Bankole is a complete disappointment to the youths.
With his salary he could have set-up a production factory creating jobs in the process and be one of the richest in the land.

The election exposed the importance of NYSC members and showed they are govt children, an attack on corpers exposes the failures of FGN. There shud be a security vote for every corp member. Isn't it insane that after all these wahala 75% of the said corpers will still be wit out jobs,

I will purchase it for u and transfer it to name.com! If you are cool with the arrangement shoot me a reply and we r game.

My favorite! This is the first meal I wanna eat when I get back from the land of UFOs, these aliens just think cheese burger rule the world! dem never see Naija orishirishi food combination.

@Kikuyu1
I beg to differ not all African women r like her. Infact over 55% r blessings to men anytime any day. That man married a physical witch. Maybe because he is dark skinned. The woman flashed him her bleaching yellow paw paw and the man fell flat not knowing the difference btw fake yellow and original. Honestly I blame the man, something is wrong wit him if his story is true!
And that kind of man that can't control his family has no business heading any Nigerian embassy. Now I knw why our Ambassadors don't perform or care for citizens in their domain, it because they r busy spending the resources in their broken homes and paying mortgage for homes they will never live in.

No longer shall we say P.D.P, it now G.E.J = Power to the People.

So Daniel ran that man get mouth o! some other govs who were intending to run stayed because of Daniel's confidence, them no knw say d guy don plan escape route . News has it that because of what happened to Ibori, ex-govs are planning to defect to neigbouring african countries to live as fulani bush men, don't be surprise if u see someone like Daniel wit long stick and chewing stick in Ghana walking bear footed following cattles, it is called professional disguise.