₦airaland Forum

PLEASE ALL MY EX-ES COME AND RAPE ME O0OOOOOOOO
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.....

NIGERIA MY COUNTRY MY COUNTRY

visit Italy for one hr to buy ice cream......
Baba God answer my prayers ooooooo
amen

I am a Marine Engineer, i have never for once regretted ever studying Engineering......

khallebb:
My great grandfather was a hunter till he died. Welcome back from the dead

Thank you my grand son,
i came back to advise you to get some sense
i see u are sensless......

ahnie:
The lion inscribed on the shirt of the person that sat at the middle of the bike z roaring at the rubber band tied phone.

i swear sense don run leave you.....
i cant stop laffing

khallebb:
Who be dis?

na ur great grand father make you dobale ...
ode,....

i for don resign tey tey

HUSTLE OOO MAKE YOUR GF NO DEY INTRODUCE YOU AS JUST A FRIEND

khallebb:
Lazy Nigerian youths #LNY

since you are not lazy,
Gather your balls and campaign for election..
mumu nigerian youth ....

congrats brother, more success

THEN WHAT WILL HE DO ABOUT THE PLASTIC SURGERY ON HIS WIFES BUTT AND BWEST...
HE SHOULD KUKU PUNCTURE IT....

Kittex7:
The girl is free shaa.. How I wish we know each other now. We for dey leak each othe kpekus

YOUR NAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE MEKUS KPEKUS

FrLukas:
please what is a marlian?

WHEN A MALIAN WISHES TO DANCE HE WILL JO SOAPY ...
WHEN A MALIAN IS IN TROUBLE A MALIAN WILL THEN JAPA....
WHEN EVER A MALIAN DECIDES TO PLAY, A MALIAN IS ALWAYS A GOAL....
IF U KNOW U KNOW....

MALIAAAAAAN

MARLIAAAAAN
I AM A MALIAN

if you are looking for badmouth people please visit nairaland....
the english tho....
but him brother suppose reply so we go know what the future holds

THAT PIKIN GO STUBBORN OOOO

SEE THE STRETCH MARK WEY E CREATE FOR THE MOTHER BELLE

idesylvester:
Whenever I see injured youth I lauf in swahili...

With what they're doing to us, yet I will come out and waste my youthful life wey never reach me...

Even if I'm African, I'm not a cow... until their kids partake in such event, I will never find myself there

I SUPPORT YOU OOOO

ME WILL GOAN VOTE FOR SOMEBODY, WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME, SUFFER UNDER SUN, AND SOMEBODY

WILL NOW BE SHOOTING AT ME UP AND DOWN , LAS LAS MY VOTE NO GO COME COUNT

IFFA HEAR AM...
ELECTION DATE NA OPERATION STUCK BEER IN THE FRIDGE, VUCK ALL DAY AND WITH BETTER FISH BARBECUE ....

SHE NO WEAR BWA FOR THAT CLUB WHICH LITERARILY MEANS SHE IS BWALESS.... [color=#990000][/color]

jnoz23:
Thank you jor for clarifying issues,
BTW what does a hypeman do?
Any idea?

IN ADDITION THEY HAIL YOU WHILE YOU ARE IN THE CLUB TO MAKE

YOUR HEAD SWELL INFACT IF U MEET A GOOD HYPE MAN AND HE HAILS U, U CAN DRAIN UR

ACCOUNT ON THE SPOT

Powersurge:
They are both adults. If they find happiness in stupidity, who am I to complain?

THEN THEY ARE ADULTICALLY STUPID......

INGLIS NO GO KIII ME....

ILL BUY U A CRATE....

EFCC SHOULD START ARRESTING OUR POLITICIANS, THEN THE STREET GO ADJUST BUT FOCUSING ON THE YOUNG BOYS WHILE THE

OLD ONES ARE SMILLING AND RUBBING US OF THE FUTURE....

THIS ACTION BY EFCC IS TO ENSLAVE NIGERIAN BECAUSE THE RICH POLITICIANS WILL NOW DECIDE ON ALL ASPECT WITHOUT QUESTIONING.

OUR LEADERS SHOULD LEAD BY EXAMPLE, SOME PEOPLE ARE HAPPY THAT EFCC IS SANITIZING THE SOCIETY BUT I LAUGH BECAUSE ITS ALL

LIES

THEY ARE JUST VICTIMIZING THE YOUTHS, THIS SAME BOYS BEING ARRESTED FOR MONEY LAUNDRING, IF I MAY ASK WHO OWNS ALL THE

MONEY THEY LAUNDER, STILL OUR POLITICIANS YET NON OF THEM WILL BE ARRESTED AND BROUGHT TO BOOK....

ABEG ... AT THIS POINT I REST ON NIGERIA MATTER, SHEBI ALL THE BOYZ GO SOON LEAVE THE COUNTRY FOR THEM TO DIE AND BURY

THEMSELVES.....

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.

Bixxbent:
These Brands are true to the Nigerian root. Hhere’s why?
Check Out Some Brands That Have True Nigerian Roots
Four Brands That Have True Nigerian Roots

Sometimes, you can’t help but wonder how a little child can mention the name of a brand off the top of their head or how some brand names have become the umbrella name for other products in their line.
If you are in doubt that there are brands that have localized themselves so well that Nigerians believe that life without these products would not be complete, h. Here are four brands and products that haveare of true Nigerian roots, and here is why:why I believe that they do;
UAC:


United Africa Company of Nigeria (UAC) which was founded in 1931, is indeed the first and real lifesaver. If you are a Nigerian and spend a lot of time in traffic then you know why this brand is on the list. The brand gave us the first ready to go sausage – the idea was most likely to make an easily accessible snack on-the-go, but if you have ever been in Lagos traffic, once in your life then you understand the saving power thatn Gala has when hunger comes knocking at your stomach’s door. This is nNot to say the least that there are a lot ofno other similar brands in the market now, but Gala still remains the brand name for every single one of them. If you are in doubt, leave your house without eating, and then get affected by traffic and then see if you won’t be tempted to purchase a Gala or two. Don’t forget to come back to you would be back to say thank you.

Pepsi:

The product made its debut in to the Nigerian market in 1992 and you know for sure that this is just more than just a carbonated drink. The brand has found a way to waormed its way into the hearts of Nigerians and has continued to make innovative moves to grow brand its loyalty. Aside from creating the Pepsi lLongt Throat bottle, which gave Nigerians more content at a flat rate of ₦100 – the brand has a Football Academy that helps groom young Nigerian talents.


itel Mobile:

Founded in 2007, the brand has, over the years, created amazingly trendy devices that are affordable, quality, and reliable. Over the years, the The brand has also made it clear through its “Love Always On” CSR initiative several CSR activities “ LOVE ALWAYS ON” that it is more than a device maker and seller, but it really cares about the development and betterment of the Nigerian society beyond making smartphones for everyone. .
Also, in terms of devices, theThe brand has also been able to increase smartphone usage by providing, because functional smartphones are now available at an affordable rate. So, low -income earners can now enjoy premium smartphone features on their smartphone without breaking the bank.

Globacom

For all things right, this brand has made it on this list. Founded in 2003, when call rates were really on the high side, the brand came and gave Nigerians a new costing scheme that adjusted the operations of other telecommunication brands in the country.
It is safe to say that Glo broke the exploitation chain in Nigeria – with over 45 million subscribers, the brand was the first to build an $800 million worth high-capacity fiber-optic cables known as Glo 1 in 2011, which was submarined from the United Kingdom to Nigeria. Also, the brand has over 3,800 employees – increasing the chances of Nigerians for a better living.

Do you agree with our list? Mmake yours in the comment section below. ….

this one is a lie oooooo
glo keh....
itel na big lie i never use am before,.....
only that gala part got me

xENOPHOBIC UNION....

OMG...
HE NEVER KNEW THAT WAS HIS LAST PICS ALIVE...
RIP....
CONDOLENCE TO HIS FAMILY....

PLEASE YOU PIPU SHOULD COMMAN FIND UR STATE DEAF OOOOO
AND IF I MAY ASK WHAT ARE THEY DANCING TO??

WHY WONT THEY MISBEHAVE WHEN THEY EXTORT FROM INNOCENT CITIZENS ...
ABEG DEM SUPPOSE POUR AM WATER SEF... YEYE

me just sidown dey look... my team sef kukuma dey lose...
chelsea should just emulate liverpool

frankyskyboi:
I started a relationship with a lady in March this year and it's been going on well though she works in Lagos while I'm in the eastern part of the country.

When we were at the introductory part of the relationship, I asked about her family and she told me they are separated. I asked what's the reason for the separation and she said its due to irreconcilable differences and they separated when she was a toddler that it's her dad that raised her up tho she keeps contact occasionally with her mum.

She stays with her aunts in Lagos. I asked if she asked both parents to know why and she said she only asked her dad and he said he doesn't want her mum to be working class and she insisted to be One that he wants her to be a stay at home wife. I asked if she heard from her mum and she said no. She also said her aunts said same thing her dad said.

The reason really didn't go down well with me as it's too flimsy and I've told her to ask her mum and she keeps procrastinating or giving one excuse or the other. It beats my imagination how a grown up adult can't know with conviction why her parents separated or I guess the truth is being hidden.

I'm bringing this up here because my brother married from a separated home and it was war before my parents gave consent. If she can't give me concrete reason why the parents broke up which I'll present before my parents, I really don't know how the relationship can move forward because we detest divorce in our family.

Please I need your advice if I should continue or quit.

It doesn't matter and as a matter of fact i know of a similar case that the chiildren are grown up now and didnt even bother to ask for the cause of the seperation most especially when both parent are bittered or shy away from such discussion. if u love her go ahead and give her assurance....

doggedfighter:
She chose master bedroom. Wow !!

Ike would av_{to take the guest room......}