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IF YOU BARB SKODO, DEM GO SAY YOU LOOK LIKE CULTISTS....

IF YOU DO DRED DEM GO SAY YOU LOOK LIKE HOODLUM......

IF YOU BARB LOW CUT COME FINE ON TOP DEM GO SAY YOU BE YAHOO BOY.....

ABI MAKE WE CUT OUR HEAD KEEP FOR HOUSE?.....

Fooolishbuharri:
So the suwat people don ready ehn Lol

SARS ON THE STREET JUST LIKE SARZ ON THE BEAT...

RUGGEDITY BACK TO THE STREET

SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE

1. ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL?
2. DID YOU LEARN ANY VOCATION?
3. DID YOU LEARN A TRADE?
4. ARE YOU AMONG THE CLASS OF GIRLS THAT SAYS I CANT SLEEP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY?
5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN USING WHAT YOU HAVE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?
6. DO YOU HAVE A LIFE PLAN?
7. WHAT STEP ARE YOU TAKING OR WHAT PLAN DO YOU TAKING TO ACTUALIZE YOUR GOAL?
8. WHERE DO YOU RESIDE?

NOTE: VERY FEW OR NOBODY WILL GIVE YOU FREE MONEY, YOU HAVE TO THINK OUT OF THE BOX.

thank God for your life brother, i pray the grace of God on us always

Islie:
Buhari's Driver Detained By DSS For Tricking President To Sign Fraudulent Multi-million Naira Deal Document Dies



https://saharareporters.com/2021/04/06/breaking-buharis-driver-detained-dss-tricking-president-sign-fraudulent-multi-million

did i see "honest" and "dedication"? for a man who fraudulently signed documents from our blind, deaf, and lost bubu.... na wa o

catfrog10:
We all know most of the owners are Igbos. Have you ever seen a Yorubaa spare parts dealer in your life? Do they even know the way or what it takes to import these parts from Japan and Korea? Have you ever seen a Yorubaa at the airport with handbag saying he is going to Tokyo, Yokohama, Singapore, Seoul, e.t.c to import auto parts? Let's be honest with ourselves, everything is not tribalism. Keep burning Igbos shops and think that will slow Igbos down? Only God can slow Igbos down on this earth!

you must be a joke of the century ....

agodi gate market is majorly occupied by the yourubas and its one of the best in south west so wake

up from your unrealistic biafran dream....

iamyemiakins:
Some people will be praying for something now.


If you know you know!

i swear na the prayer wey first run for my mind be that....... hashahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

Draslo:
Lol na Naija all of us dey o

MY HOPE TO ESCAPE JUST VANISH....

WE GATHER DEY HIA MY BROTHER.......

Draslo:
So it's even because of just $2k. Social media no let us get sense again. Must you post everything? What a ridiculous way to show appreciation.

Modified
Make una no vex. First of all, I'm not dashing anybody money. 2nd, $2k isn't a lot of money from where I stand so make una no vex. I know Naija is hard. Make una take heart.

BABA ABEG GIVE ME LOI NAAAA.... MAKE I COME OVER....

Naijalanded:
An unknown young man is making serious preparations to marry a lady he literally picked from the streets.
The story was shared by a Facebook user who narrated how the couple met and added some pictures as well.

“He met her homeless and hungry in the streets. She asked him for R50 to buy food. He took her, cleaned and bought her new clothes. He searched for her relatives and ask them for a hand in marriage because she already said yes but he needed permission from her elders. 29 May 2021 they will be getting married. Their wedding is going to be very big.” He wrote.

Checkout the photos below;

Man Cleans Up A Homeless Beggar And Plans To Marry Her In May (+PHOTOS) appeared first on ™.

See more below

https://naijalanded.com.ng/man-cleans-up-a-homeless-beggar-and-plans-to-marry-her-in-may-photos/

YOU SURE SAY TWO OF THEM NO BE BEGGER?

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Alaye make we hear word joooor......

you get sure bet na im you still dey Nigeria?

you for even collect loan put am sef....

get the fvck .....

No joy for this street......

sarrki:
Nigeria is full of absurdity !!! A generator is used in repairing "NEPA" !!!

Update : reading through the comments, we are lagging behind in English Language. Many people have not heard about the word SARCASM.

thats a step down transformer from 440v to 220v. so where would they av gotten power, if a 220v is needed to troubleshoot it, so i see nothing wrong
with that, the only issue i have is the baba rewire called to fix the trxformer, not wearing any safety protective and others standing bye.

the light in the area must have been isolated so its normal if 220v is required.

Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/breaking-bandits-attack-another-kaduna-school-troops-rescue-307-students/

NO NEED TO TRAIL JUST ASK GUMI

DoubleMind:
You people must be very stupid. All of you. Both the USSD providers and the banks are mad.
I pay for every fvcking code I dial so how the fvck does debts arise?

Fvck the Nigerian government.
Fvck the banks.
Fvck the telecom companies.
And fvck you too reading this post

FVCK YOU TOO...
FVCK US ALL.....
FVCK THIS SHXT HOLE .....

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck


Niggarr!!



Nor be your fault.

If nah good old days wey we get Okocha for middle or get Kanu Nwankwo or Obagoal for front them born you well to talk this thing.

Ordinary Benin for here dey make mouth.

I sure say if we gather ourselves for Nairaland we go beat this Benin.

How we go arrange team sef, me I go play wing sha.

I said what I said





Play making role, na real niggarrs role be that, you sure you get the quality for that role?

You must be a real niggarr then

i no wan suffer too much make i keep... goal keeper dey rest well

Silentgroper:
No i knw a guy nicknamed mirinda from there. I just wan dey sure if i no dey follow cultist do friend.

HE CAN NOT CONFIRM IDENTITY TO YOU OOO

Silentgroper:
Dz MIRINDA. Is he from ogbomosho?

NO FROM IBARAPA NI.... MUMU... SEE QUESTION... ABI YOU BE SARS

Abi dey af catch Mario at Noon ni?

smart1204:
Beautiful couple... This is why it's good for a teacher to be friendly to the students, you never know your future wife may be among them.

OLOSHI>>>>>>

lalasticlala:
#LandLadyNengi: BBNaija star, Rebecca Nengi Hampson, popularly known as Nengi has bought a new house.

The ex beauty queen shared pictures of her new house on her Instagram page and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CMMuHBuls9F/?hl=en

Nengi's fans have been congratulating her for her new home with the hashtag
#LandLadyNengi.

Ozo must be a fool to have tought this lady came to the house to tangle her life around
him.... keep winning babe ... the market never finish.... we love you

lalasticlala:
#LandLadyNengi: BBNaija star, Rebecca Nengi Hampson, popularly known as Nengi has bought a new house.

The ex beauty queen shared pictures of her new house on her Instagram page and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CMMuHBuls9F/?hl=en

Nengi's fans have been congratulating her for her new home with the hashtag
#LandLadyNengi.

Ozo must be a fool to have tought this lady came to the house to tangle her life around
him.... keep winning babe ... the market never finish

Ooni:
stop coming off as senseless.

No, a good mother to wants the best for her son. And it happened she rightly believed Lola isn't good for him. Not just his mother, his senior brother and his own twin brother were all against her. If, in any way, you think they will allow a stranger destroy their son, then you need to check how you were raised. No good and well raised lady separates a man who relates well with his family when she marries him.

BTW, the word in bold should be 'supported' , Mr prof.

In my own opinion if they fail to split the family asset now, as they did because of lola,
the children will fight to split it which will be more bloody, now everybody knows what belongs to peter
from that of Paul, i believe Lola is a family savior.... dont be short sighted, think vast.

no doubt they are twins buy assets together sharing accounts etc. but the wives are not neither are the children,
if any of the twin dies, his family will have limited access to inheritance which their father worked for.....

chuose2:
his mother knew why she was rejected

Now he has married her, is PSquare still functional? NO!

mummys pet keep kwayet dia..... dont be a family puppet, be a Man

wetin oppressor wan go find for grammy.....

he was once one of my fav but not anymore...

pride is taking over him

general111:
Quote me please

QUOTE ME BACK

INTERESTING...

EYE DON SEE

chiommy123:
You left two people and came back saw one person and comfortably went home with her. Which kind story be this

its dicey coz the second wife is caring and the first wife is obedient,
literarily the two of the loves the man, but it seems the first wife understands
the man better