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Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Calls For LGBTQ Protections In Day 1 Executive Order by Discombulator: 8:14pm On Jan 22, 2021
dumahi:
I need an honest gay person to explain to me how it feels to be gay. I just can't understand it. If you ask me, I'll say it's a psychiatric issue that needed counseling and medication rather than legal recognition. This is my honest view and not meant to insult anyone.
The problem with you people is backwardness and entitlement, normally any morally upright person would not care about what another person decides to do with their body
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Carrying Out Attacks In Nasarawa, Governor Tells Buhari by Discombulator: 8:12pm On Jan 22, 2021
As long as it remains in the north more grease to their elbows
HealthRe: Giant 400-Gram Bladder Stone Surgically Removed From Vietnamese Woman (Graphic) by Discombulator: 7:18pm On Jan 22, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated
Things shaa dey for this world
The word 'unsophisticated' does not have any relation to this scenario,unsophisticated is not the same thing as 'Bad'.
CrimeRe: 600 Bandits In Kaduna Agree To Surrender Arms After Meeting With Gumi by Discombulator: 7:15pm On Jan 22, 2021
This country is the worst place on earth to be right now,this country is the only country in the world that negotiate with terrorists,so terrorism will never stop in the north because it is rewarded
CelebritiesRe: Meet Ayra Starr, Don Jazzy Signs 18-Year-Old To Mavin Records (Pictures) by Discombulator: 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2021
Mide3367:
Link or I don't believe it
It's funny how you think your opinion matters
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Sales Boy For Masterminding Robbery Attack On His Boss by Discombulator: 4:39pm On Jan 22, 2021
Jessepaid:
....

It's is very easy to track people with cars...

There are tracking devices that can be installed in vehicles...

The police also know the registration number of the car..

Lastly the police caught them at the point of sale...

The police men were not smart...

The criminals were just dumb...

Nigerian police are good at tracking cars yes..

But what of murder and arson...

You rating the competency of the police force on the ability to track car in Nigeria is sad enough....
Just shut up and stop embarrassing yourself mister man,go and track a car and intercept it yourself whether they won't shoot you in the head like fowl,the murder suspects and kidnappers you see on nairaland daily sebi it's you and your brethren that are arresting them right.
PoliticsRe: Salihu Lukman, Ondo Monarchs Back Quit Notice To Herdsmen by Discombulator: 4:36pm On Jan 22, 2021
Olatunji1929:
ogun lakeye loma pa e tiran tiran omo eru
Amin ase,koni dafun awon tobi
PoliticsRe: Salihu Lukman, Ondo Monarchs Back Quit Notice To Herdsmen by Discombulator: 4:35pm On Jan 22, 2021
SilverNorGold:
LOL, mobilize militants? grin grin grin grin

The SW should NOT provoke those Herdsmen sha cos IF THEM RETALIATE, even Federal Government no go fit quell the raging inferno!

Therefore, I use Allah Subhana Wa Ta'ala beg una to STOP heating up the polity if una no want wahala! Cos when these herdsmen retaliate, even the US government no go fit quell the raging inferno!

I dun talk my own... If you are a Christian, remember... That the souls that sinneth should repent and seek the face OF El Shaddai, OR ELSE shall die... And then, be resurrected in the raging inferno!

Shikena!

Those who have ears, let them hear... For I, the servant of God Almighty, have spoken...

God bless Nigeria...
Mtcheww,they will die like fowl if they do nonsense, see the stupid talk you dey yarn,they told them to vacate their states and go back to theirs and you're saying crap about retaliation like they have a freaking right to terrorize their hosts
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Sales Boy For Masterminding Robbery Attack On His Boss by Discombulator: 3:35pm On Jan 22, 2021
Jessepaid:
The police didnt actually do much....

They just anticipated that greed would take over the criminals sense of reasoning...

They shouldn't have tried to sell the car...

They should have just parked it close to a market and abandon it there...

Who the fuckkkkkk steals a plasma....

But then again 150k to share among 5 people didn't seem profitable after the work they put in..
I know one of you lots will try to downplay their efforts,they didn't do much right so the criminals came and surrendered at thier station.do you know how painstaking it is to track people you don't know nothing about.
Your hate of police has ridiculed your opinion
PoliticsRe: Lekki Toll Shooting: My Leg Was Amputated After I Was Shot - Adebayo Francis by Discombulator: 11:54am On Nov 29, 2020
The part 2 of our protest will be bloodly,we'll kill them all
TV/MoviesRe: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by Discombulator: 8:40pm On Jul 24, 2020
Carloslehder:
Guys pls can a virgin girl get pregnant after just one sex,I don buy market like this o
You don hook guy grin
TV/MoviesRe: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by Discombulator: 8:39pm On Jul 24, 2020
Laslas juve don carry league, If Atlanta want make him win 30:0
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by Discombulator: 4:05pm On Jul 15, 2020
His girlfriend ma just another olosho,always using any opportunity to show yanch,go and see how modest messi's wife is
TravelRe: Tolulope Arotile Was Mistakenly Killed By Her Ex Schoolmate - NAF by Discombulator: 4:03pm On Jul 15, 2020
kestolove95:
I sabi dix babe, fine girl with correct boobs ND ass, now everything don waste even d toto..am not happy
Your father wasted his sperm on you
CelebritiesRe: Actors Guild Of Nigeria: Regina Daniels’ Baby Is ‘Nollywood Baby Of The Year' by Discombulator: 10:12am On Jul 06, 2020
Shameless petty hustlers would do anything for a paycheck
CrimeRe: JUST IN: 5 Key Mistakes Of Hushpuppi Revealed By Fbi's 28 Page Affidavit by Discombulator: 8:07am On Jul 06, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
Abeg, leave this guy alone angry angry undecided, tire for him matter jare.... Na becuz na him own we see, that is why some ppl dey make mouth... It obvious if you meet this op one on one, he/she might be worse pass Huspuppi undecided undecided.
That is life, Believe me, some of those criticising this guy, might be worse pass him.
But because truth never reach them, dem do dey talk anyhow.
Am not supporting crime, an only trying to say, (Oro oloro ma'un dun so) another man's talk sweet to talk undecided
This shit irritates me,you're saying crap in defense of a fraudster and you will still say you're not trying to defend him,are you people normal sef
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by Discombulator: 8:01pm On Jul 05, 2020
Hedonisco:
Such infamy is better than the inconsequence and nothingness that would be the fate of most people, if you ask me.

He is becoming a legendary phenomenon.
Sorry o,by the time they are done with he'll be marked for life.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by Discombulator: 7:57pm On Jul 05, 2020
EmekaBlue:
grin where he dey hide d money...abi na swiss bank wey dey help dodge fraud

una dey laff hushpuppi...watchout after serving few years. America will convert him to it's citizen and help work at d interpol

From ikorodu to riches to prison then to an american working class citizen
You fools watch too much Hollywood
CrimeHushpuppi Makes CNN Headline by Discombulator(op): 11:15pm On Jul 04, 2020
Hushpuppi is trending for the wrong reasons,Mr Rahman just made cnn headlines some hours back and put our international image at stake once again.

SportsRe: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by Discombulator: 11:07pm On Jul 04, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
ok Mr football expert, i guess Messi/CR7 are useless as footballers now and their value is solely to make money from social media and jerseys sale, lol! i guess in your mind, CR7 was the best player in the world at Madrid, and the minute he signed for Juve, he became a useless player only good for jersey sale. lol!

now, since you know football (right?), tell us the following.... CR7 cost juve €100M, then on top of that Juve has to pay CR7 roughly €30M per year (3 times more than any of their other players)... for 4 years... meaning CR7 will cost Juve minimum €220M... and you want us to believe that the only reason they are doing this is for jersey sale and sponsorship, really?! if you believe that, then pls, by all means, tell us all how he can be a profitable investment if Juve doesnt win the Champions league (aka €100M prize) at least ONCE.
Quadrupling their popularity ie,Instagram followers from 9m to 40m.
Adidas signed a £400m deal with Juventus that was influenced by Ronaldo's deal.
They signed a £45m deal with jeep also influenced by Ronaldo
Konami signed them for pes20 a deal worth around £60m
They made £70m from shirt sales in just a day
They earned £100m from tv rights in a year which is more than double what they used to earn.
Their market value is almost 40% higher.
Ronaldo is estimated to make them around £3bn in the next 4 years.
They came from number 15 to be the 3rd most popular club in the world because of one man.

You see why I said you don't know much about football,it was not meant as a diss it is the truth.
Any knowledgeable football fan would know.
I repeat Juventus signed Ronaldo for the name not the performance, no one cares if he scores or not he has upgraded their brand forever.
Within a year and half he has made 5 times his transfer fees. That's how influential he is,FYI I am a Barcelona fan
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu, Wife Name Their Son Bolatito Ayyan Tobias Jidenna Akanbi Tinubu by Discombulator: 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2020
Smoothwave:
I actually ask you a simple question and you just prove how myopic and primitive you are in your thinking.. Your life would have been better if you channel your frustrations and anger to something meaningful rather than displaying your masculinity on social media...
Your display of unintelligence is chaotic, I just answered your question, you might want to relate to a much more intelligent person to explain to you.
SportsRe: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by Discombulator: 9:42pm On Jul 04, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
Foolish Juve thought that CR7 would help them with the Champions league, thats the only reason why he was acquired. if you believe CR7 went to Juve to sell jerseys then bro, i suggest you start following curling, as football is too difficult for you to comprehend.

as for Milan, isnt obvious why Ibra was acquired...? A) they needed someone upfront (a striker) who had the ability to score goals, as they had NOBODY and B) he was way cheaper than any proper striker out there. the dude cost less than $8M while any respectable striker likes Griezmann cost $120M... and guess what? Ibra is doing exactly what he was acquired to do...aka SCORE GOALS!!!!!
Listen carefully anybody that knows a thing about football will know the focal point of any club that signs messi and Ronaldo now is to make money, do you know the amount of influence and fame Ronaldo brought to Juventus, do you know the amount of endorsement he won for them and how much they have raked in on him so far.
I don't think you watch football or at at least understand the game because if you do you'd know no one expects an overhauling performance from a 34year old that is why they are worth less unless they are as inferential as messi or Ronaldo.
Lastly it is only football geeks and newbies that expects Ronaldo to replicate his Madrid fun in Juventus at that age.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To 'Meeting' Hushpuppi, Replies APC by Discombulator: 9:17pm On Jul 04, 2020
Apc is senseless
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu, Wife Name Their Son Bolatito Ayyan Tobias Jidenna Akanbi Tinubu by Discombulator: 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2020
Smoothwave:
Your own grandfather that is not unfortunate. What has he achieved huh
My grandfather can buy your mother,father,grandpa,grandma with just a weeks pay.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu, Wife Name Their Son Bolatito Ayyan Tobias Jidenna Akanbi Tinubu by Discombulator: 9:15pm On Jul 04, 2020
profmicky:
Tinubu's unfortunate is greater than your ancestors fortunate, baskard
Na your papa and mama you dey talk to
SportsRe: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by Discombulator: 9:14pm On Jul 04, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
if you actually believe that Billionaire owners sign these top players to "make money from jersey sale" then you clearly misunderstand football... its all about WINNING WINNING WINNING!
You're ignorant,you think juventus singed a 34 year old because of winning abi Milan signed ibra that is pushing 40 because of winning
CrimeRe: A Nairalander Exposed Hushpuppi's Criminal Activities In 2017 (Throwback) by Discombulator: 9:00pm On Jul 04, 2020
LukasPodolski:
Internet never forget.

The biggest fear of drug cartels is extradition into the United States.

The notorious Pablo Escobar once said "better to be in a Colombia grave than a USA cell"

Bye bye hushpuppi, Sha help us greet Farouk Abdulmuttalab.
Your head is correct, and for the people who don't know how bad the USA prison system is,ask me questions and I'll tell you why it is better to die in your home country than to go to jail in the US as a foreigner
CrimeRe: A Nairalander Exposed Hushpuppi's Criminal Activities In 2017 (Throwback) by Discombulator: 8:59pm On Jul 04, 2020
Pineapplelove:
Please pay attention to what I am about to say. It may not appeal to your moral sentiments but you can conclude what you like.

What you see on social media is no true reflection of reality. Nonetheless, my sister's and brothers, strive to be the best. Struggle to achieve the best things in life, even if it's not for you, do it for your children.

A part of me blames hushpuppy but then again he is a product of a broken society. A society which is a den of all forms of corruption, from the top echlon to last sector of our community. If you doubt my submission, pick up any national daily newspaper if you will not see a familiar face who has been accused of scam/corruption but roaming freely with a wild beam of smiles.

Whatever crimes hushpuppy or Invictus obi committed were not necessarily done on Nigerian soil. There associates too would definitely not be only Nigerians but whites and Arabs. Let's move on with our lives and take back Nigeria ... That should be the real struggle and not digging puppy's insta

Meanwhile, something to laugh at below
Your attempt to play down his crime is stupid,criminal and bias,he is an internet fraudster that has soiled our country's name all over the world,that won't change anytime soon
TravelRe: Six People Die In Ikorodu Boat Mishap (Disturbing Photos) by Discombulator: 6:52pm On Jul 04, 2020
I've had about 3 boat rides on this particular spot this week, talk about probability
SportsRe: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by Discombulator: 5:18pm On Jul 04, 2020
Any club that signs this guy is gonna be rich as Bleep,cos they'll rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in shirt sales alone

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