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CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Faces Up To 20 Years Imprisonment In US by Discombulator: 9:10am On Jul 04, 2020
seanwilliam:
I love your choice of words. I thought you would say in all cases



Credit to DuBLINGreenb:
Won't happen but las las hush done chop money, flex life, lived lavish, flown choppers, flown private, had the most exotic cars, mingled with celebs obtained connections, became a known international brand.

No jail can take that away from him, if he comes out of prison he will be better than most poor Nigerians because he has a platform, he has connections, he has experience, he is known and so on. He won't be starting from square 1

He can write a bestseller book, be a TV host, sing music people will buy, sell his story to American media companies, work for security organisations abroad etc

Most Nigerians live in houses worst than American prisons me typing this have not seen electricity in 42 hours straight, I paid aboki 50 bucks to charge my phone, American prisons have 24/7 electricity, gym, free TV, free laundry services, free phone calls and free food that is why black Americans even the celebs see jail as an achievement as street cred status bringer

how many haven't been to jail? you tell me as we speak many US celebs are in jail including Steven Spielberg's daughter, R Kelly, Da baby etc
Even Robert Downey Jr, Lil Kim, tommy Lee, Mark Wahlberg have all been to U.S prison
Their prison is not like our own many come out of jail looking better than they did before they went in.

Those quoting me will chose 10 - 15 years in American prison and a lifetime of living lavish for themselves and their family without thinking twice over being a poor Nigerian from birth to death.

Ask yourself what odds hushpuppi had of being as rich as he was without doing what he did? We all know majority of Nigerians will be born into poverty and will die in poverty but we all want to delude ourselves by thinking "I will be the one to make it" niggger that's what the other 100,000,000 dead Nigerians before you thought, you think every poor Nigerian chose to be poor? or they don't know your God or another one is "if he didn't do crime he would be enjoying by now!" Nigguh enjoying what exactly

Simple question please how many Nigerian lawyers do you know richer than or even half as rich as Hushpuppi? Even the celebs how many of them where as rich as hush? Only the very top 1%

Another quick question? Ask them how many years and how much suffering, and how much connections etc it took them to get that degree and then that position and if the pay for those without connection is adequate, do the same for every other profession except clergy and politicians

And decide for yourself what chance the vast majority of Nigerians have of becoming millionaires or even hundred thousandnaires ?

I'm not encouraging crime please don't do crime but let us be realistic in our thoughts and speech,

I thought if you go to school you must be rich until I was in a slum and a woman told me she did her youth service in taraba, I was surprised I was like wtf excuse me, she said yes she served in.... She didn't know I was thinking shocked thinking to myself "how did you go to school for 17+ years only to end up in this slum in this poverty" I assumed everyone in slums where uneducated never do wells, miscreants etc.

Imagine if she, like most young girls were compelled to sleep with lecturers for grades, or sorted to pass and all that thinking riches were ahead of them upon graduation only to end up in a slum without husband and children hey this isn't fiction this lady was quarrelling with another non educated woman the other day I recorded what the women were using to insult her. Her lack of husband and children she kept saying she sacrificed all that for school and her future but you decide if this is a future worth losing sleep for, worth losing meaningful relationships for



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhHX6sSzCU

Don't worry out of respect and privacy I didn't show her face.

Extra fun fact did you know?? Nigeria made more money from Yahoo boys in 2019 than from Agriculture think about it.
You're a big fool ,you Nigerians are just damn ignorant, you wouldn't survive a week in the US prison system
PoliticsRe: Isa Pantami Purchases 3 Houses For His 3 Wives In Abuja - Sahara Reporter Pics) by Discombulator: 10:23pm On Jul 03, 2020
Mypock:
Proofs?
You're mad,are you blind
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu, Wife Name Their Son Bolatito Ayyan Tobias Jidenna Akanbi Tinubu by Discombulator: 3:37pm On Jul 03, 2020
Mtcheww family of looters,God bless you child,may you not grow up and be unfortunate like your ugly grandfather
CrimeRe: Exposition On Hushpuppi, Flashy Lifestyle Of A Society Of Nobody Holy Pass by Discombulator: 3:37pm On Jul 03, 2020
Fraud pass fraud,this guy is a heartless bastard,it is one thing to meet client and collect change from 3 to 5 but it is another thing to defraud millions of people and collect money meant to tackle a pandemic that is affecting the world.
And you dare come and brag about it on social media,ogun kill you.
Christianity EtcRe: Juju Scare In Umuahia As Residents Wake Up To Mini Coffin, Others (PHOTOS) by Discombulator: 3:32pm On Jul 03, 2020
See how the idiot waste furniture juju ko,jumanji ni.
Waiting for a bastard to come and argue with me that juji exist.
There is nothing like juju,I've been there and done that, I've visited more than 10 herbalists in my life and they don't have shit, it is just make believe.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator: 3:30pm On Jul 03, 2020
JBoss25:
all this rape shit rarely happens don't be decieved, us prison is just like Naija fgc boarding school, if you're perceived to be weak na everyday u go chop beating
See this one,I've lived in the US for years and I have friends in the prison system,make I school you today, American prison system is as corrupt as it can get,no PI(prison industry) for foreigners, they are at the bottom of the hierarchy and they will certainly get raped,it is inevitable. If they don't join a gang and make a shiv soon they're fvcked,all they get is a 4 by 4 and a bed,if you're lucky in 10 years with good behavior you'll get a TV.
Foreigners are not allowed ,you'll be treated harshly from both black men and white men there unless you're a stone cold killer yourself then be ready to spark and get a year of isolation.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator: 3:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
MT:
Sadly for you, you cant even maintain that account unless you will be Photoshopping Gucci on your body. Gucci cost a lot. Live legit and stop having a drive to continue where someone failed internationally.
See this mumu,didn't you see where I said edit
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Once Sold Second-hand Clothes In Lagos – Report by Discombulator: 12:36pm On Jul 03, 2020
Exc2000:
cool




5 years fame, 30 years imprisonment

This is the time for him to get a lawyer to secure a temporary bail based on health issue, and escape to Mexico, if not Na die him dey for US hand



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Your second name na ignoramus
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Once Sold Second-hand Clothes In Lagos – Report by Discombulator: 12:34pm On Jul 03, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hushh puppy my nigggar should not be scared of shit
. just plead guilty shaperly as a real niggarrr

I see so many hypocrites, pussy asss niggarrr and end time niggarrr here trying to persuade and disuade us from our huzzle
No body can stop us from huzzling not even the motivational talk on clean money from end time niggarrrz

No money is clean in this godamnnn world
Life itself is a scam and a big fraud
May we not stay broke for too long because brokeness is not of the lord

On judgement day God is gonna say "all broke asss niggarrrs should go to hell fire"

So my niggarzz! Please huzzle
Am a real niggarrr.... Realisms over Moda fuckkking conventionalism anyday anytime twice on Friday
Bobo no one say make u no hustle,the problem na casting, if you dey hustle stay lowkey no cast yourself, no be to dey shout up and down like mad man on top money wey no legit.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Declares Assets, Has N292.4M In Banks, Owns Houses In US, UK - 2011 by Discombulator: 6:32pm On Jul 02, 2020
Oh boy see money! How can we be sure he is worth this much? Abi did he 'amplify' his net worth with the aim of 'filling in the blanks' during his tenure as governor?
See you,he is at least 5 times richer than that in reality, this crooks will do anything to appear like ordinary during their inauguration
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Damasak, Borno Community by Discombulator: 6:22pm On Jul 02, 2020
Eyes but next time tell us something new and suprising
TravelRe: Aero Contractors: Passenger Who Sneezes Onboard Will Be Treated As COVID-19 Case by Discombulator: 3:59pm On Jul 02, 2020
SultanOfPuna:
What If The Pilot Sneeze on Air??
may God rest their souls then
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator:
Their life don spoil, American prison system is as worst as it can get for any criminal, you might get a decent 4 by 4 cell to sleep in but your life will never remain the same again, from series of drilling and stabbings before you join a gang to race war to constant raping and Ill treatment from the racist wardens.
They're fucke.d,my advice for them is to find a sugar daddy the very first day of their time in prison, at least iys better to get fuvked by one man than to get constant fuvking by plethora of ever willing gay thugs
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator: 3:00pm On Jul 02, 2020
babatee90:
you are too intelligent...na to give an like 8 years instead of 25 if he agrees to cooperate and track other big fishes
Sorry o,you think USA offer plea deal to foreigners especially Africans,moreover he doesn't have anything to trade, he and woodberry are the big fish they want they've got them already
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator: 2:56pm On Jul 02, 2020
Someone should sell me his Instagram account make I edit am,he won't be needing it anymore cos by the time he comes out new those apps would have become extinct
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Discombulator: 2:53pm On Jul 02, 2020
oppsbel:
Let's see the outcome. The United States just need Hush and Wberry to tightening there system. You think US are stupid like Nigerians government that will prosecute fraudsters, don't be surprised if Hushpuppi and Mr Woodberry worked with the US Artificial Intelligence(AI). Hush and Wberry will help them with a lot of things and they need someone like them in there country to make sure there database is secure. The whites are more intelligent than African countries and shameless Nigerian will be criticizing Hush and Wberry. Your government are looting you every fucking days and you keep quite criticizing the rich Hush and Wberry. Wise up
Who is this fool again now
CrimeRe: 8-Month Pregnant Woman Chops Off Her Husband's Penis - Graphic Pictures by Discombulator: 10:54pm On Jul 01, 2020
Olarewaju89:
OMG!

You open that your dirty unclean teeths mouth to call a man of God `madness '. I can't believe this... You don't have home training at all.

I don't even know where all this children of perdition coming from. You better start praying for your generation not to suffer this decree.
Thunder fire you and your generation
EducationRe: Do You Have Regrets About Your Days At The University? by Discombulator: 10:51pm On Jul 01, 2020
Sniper101:
Actually, when I think about it, my only regret is the mere fact that I didn't start doing my "soft work" right from year one grin


If you know, you know.
Man wey sabi,we plenty on Dat boat, but everywhere good now
EducationRe: Do You Have Regrets About Your Days At The University? by Discombulator: 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2020
My first regret is that I didn't make many friends cos I was this stay indoor and get high alone type.
My second regret was going to every single lectures and taking school too seriously with the thought that it was going to pay off.
Now I'm making money and I don't even remember where my certificate is.
CrimeRe: 8-Month Pregnant Woman Chops Off Her Husband's Penis - Graphic Pictures by Discombulator: 4:42pm On Jul 01, 2020
simplesearch:
Life is too deep and wide to understand from your narrow stand point alone. There are spiritual aspect and dimensions to life that holds sway up and above what our intellectual capacity or reasoning can hold, understand or decipher. And no matter your level of exposure or experience just a little tilt towards the wrong direction can cause a whole lot of mess to your well guided/lifelong principles and philosophy. Pray you don't experience such drift in life, it comes in just a snap.
Carry your mumu far away from me
PoliticsRe: Fatima Ganduje-Ajimobi: Seyi Makinde Can Never Come Close To Ajimobi by Discombulator: 4:37pm On Jul 01, 2020
Pierced:
She is just a wife to Ajimobi's son......so what is she feeling like?
You be mumu ni,abi you no know who ganduje is for this country ,you're a calling a governor's daughter and former governor's inlaw nobody
CrimeRe: 8-Month Pregnant Woman Chops Off Her Husband's Penis - Graphic Pictures by Discombulator: 3:13pm On Jul 01, 2020
Righteousness89:

Anyone without the Fear of God Can do anything...

Anyone Spirtually empty can be possessed at anytime..

One split moment has rendered a man, manless for life..
You have started your madness
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Issues Warrant Of Arrest Against Trump, Others Over Death Of Its General by Discombulator: 4:04pm On Jun 29, 2020
Nuel4:
it will be easier for me to turn Angela Merkel to my side chick than for any head slammer to come anywhere near Trump even after leaving office.
It means you're not intelligent enough to understand then.you lots watch too much Hollywood and read too many tabloids.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Issues Warrant Of Arrest Against Trump, Others Over Death Of Its General by Discombulator: 3:04pm On Jun 29, 2020
paradigmshift:
U re more dn a disgrace
You're the bigger fool here
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Issues Warrant Of Arrest Against Trump, Others Over Death Of Its General by Discombulator: 3:03pm On Jun 29, 2020
If trump no win this coming election he is dead man walking, they will murder him laslas or else he remains the president till he dies, muslims no dey forgive and forget
EducationRe: UNIBEN Final Year Student, Freedom, Dies (Disturbing Photos)) by Discombulator: 9:04am On Jun 29, 2020
Might be diabetes, but they should have amputated immediately
Christianity EtcRe: 'It Is About Microchips' – Chris Oyakhilome On Black Lives Matter Protests by Discombulator: 1:56pm On Jun 28, 2020
Weed is dangerous substance
CrimeRe: Nigerians Condemn FBI For Focusing On 6 Nigerians On The Wanted List (photos) by Discombulator: 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2020
EzzyCarter:
See shameless Nigerians defending nonsense. Instead of you to advise your fellow countrymen to stop spoiling your name abroad, you're dragging FBI for putting those guys in the headline. What do you expect when your country's name has become synonymous to Scam and illicit shii? Search for "Nigerian scam" on Google and see the results. You'll get an idea of how bad the situation is.
Always eager to play the victim's card yet their hands ain't clean. Smh!


Modified: To the sense deprived guys quoting me and typing trash, y'all should stop being so emotional. If those guys hadn't committed the crime how would the FBI get a chance to embarrass your "beloved" country? I care less about your rants. Y'all can shove it down your dry throats. Defending criminals instead of facing the issue on ground.
You're a retard just shit up and stop disgracing your family here
CrimeRe: Nigerians Condemn FBI For Focusing On 6 Nigerians On The Wanted List (photos) by Discombulator: 8:04pm On Jun 27, 2020
tesseract:
Instead of these f00ls to applaud the FBI, they are making silly noises. The actions of these bad eggs affect every decent person from the country. Smh

Modified :
Thanks for all the mentions, but I'm unapologetic about my comment. Let's face the reality on ground, the Nigerian image is already dented and may even become irredeemably dented if the activities of these guys and our politicians are not checked.

The only difference between our politicians and these guys is that, our thieving politicians are smart enough to steal only from their people, we tolerate the excesses of these politicians and the FBI doesn't bother them. undecided

What I understand by this move is that, with hushpuppi and Co in the bag, it's only logical for the FBI to try and hunt down the remaining members of the syndicate, so that they can close the case. Someone is already being tortured and the person is snitching on the clique.

You don't steal from somebody's house and expect to be punished like a family member.

See, we can either face our current reality or continue burying our heads in the sand. angry
You're a big dunce
CrimeRe: FBI Declares 6 Nigerians Wanted For $6 Million Fraud by Discombulator: 11:40am On Jun 27, 2020
Ogun kill them,what about the Russians and the remaining nationality on the list
FoodRe: Never Knew There Was Meat In My Compound During This Lockdown by Discombulator: 8:54pm On Jun 26, 2020
slyfox35:
Na you call am rat,wait till you see the wonders they do in the pot.. yummy
I no know if na poverty dey worry you or na ignorance

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