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Better to do it now than regret it later.
Money is always gonna be an issue, but there's something called fulfillment knowing that you're studying and doing what you love.

Chai
This one loud o
It's not a sex video joor, she was just dancing naked.

Mod don remove the link

popp:
Sorry madam, but if yours is not in progress or admitted, what have you got to do with the pending list that is giving you BP?

I don't expect you to understand.
Pls do well not to mention me again.

Jerrick:
No be soft be this??

It's him
He go soon cry.

popp:
Which BP? If you have been admitted, why not chill, in about next month, it will crop up.
Admission saga is paused untill after some exams in the school.

Do you think I'll worry if my status is showing admitted by now or in progress

I tire
They want to give me BP o

lollybizzu:
My sister, life is a mystery!
There's no exact format to living it, just live it the way it comes - a day at a time.

God help us.

I'm currently scared of living it as it comes everyday.
I just wish there was an easy way out. Nothing you do seems like you're doing enough.

Hmmmmm

generationz:
Lol na you fail exam?

Lol. I get my own for body abeg

But why is life like this self
Me am tired o

Lol
Hi baby, want some head

I want o

McSterling:
Is there a problem if Jamb CAPS isn't showing one's institution or course of study under Admission Status?

No. That's if you've not been giving admission.
Once you're given admission your course and institution will show.

DOMINO001:
I once lived on 10k per month at thick of the recession period. To be sincere with you it wasn't easy. For a semester? No way. Unless you want stomach ulcer to finish you in school.
Try this combination; beans and spaghetti, it helped a lot.

What's with students and this food self

Lol
If na me wear this thing na, nothing like ass wee show

Wow

Thermodynamics:
Wetin this one de talk sef?
Are you mentally okay?
Can you comprehend properly?

Warri nor de carry last but ordinary to fight for your own oil you nor fit. For your front like this Hausa people de collect your property and you say you nor de carry last, better nor repeat that rubbish again.

Infact, since you've agreed that the Hausas are controlling everything in Nigeria, including Warri, then I nor wan hear Warri nor de carry last for your mouth again.

De there de form Warri boy make one Aboki de steal your God given resources under your nose.

Make thunder fire you there.
Na your papa, get big head.
See this lizard, you never know wetin life de talk, de there de form Warri boy, ODE.

Hours ago when i saw your comment, i felt proud that i wasn't standing alone in this "warri no dey carry late thing " because clearly we are now carrying last and just for me to come back now to see you doing the opposite of what you just said. You could have just ignored him other than this exchange of words. Believe me you spoke the minds of many warri peeps that will come across your comment.
So pls just let it go. Just know you ain't standing alone on this.

CrazyMan:
Hmm

Mine happened years back...when I was still a student. I was in year one then and it was on the day of our induction, when we'll be formally introduced to the department.

My HOD, Professors, Docs...my fellow year one coursemates, final years and excos etc in the department were all present...

So as the program went on, our association (Dept) president said it's time for some entertainment and that if anyone of us has a joke to keep the athmosphere lively he should come and get the mic.

Without thinking twice I got up, came to the front and collected the mic from him....then all hell was let loose. I started giving my jokes, the whole auditorium became quiet. As quiet as a church whose pastor is preaching about hell and rapture, and how you'll burn for all eternity in the lake of fire and brimestone.

My jokes turned to sermon, the only difference was that I wasn't using a Bible...I kept on talking and talking believing that I'll will at least hit the jackpot then they'll laugh, and I'll use that opportunity to redeem myself and sign out. Forwhere...

Everyone's eyes was glued to me as though I was some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave...my hands were shaking as I grabbed the mic, I was sweating all over, my voice trembled and I began to stammer...I was wishing that the earth should just open up and swallow me. All the beautiful girls in the dept were just staring at me while I kept fooling myself with the hope that they'll at least smile.

My HOD and lecturers eyes were all fixed on me, I felt like explaining my jokes over and over again to them so that at least they might giggle in case they didn't get it the first time...

After trying in vain to hit the jackpot, our president told me to give him the mic and go back to my seat. That was when our HOD got up and gave me one funny nickname which I will not mention here for reason best known to me....after the nickname prouncement by my HOD, the whole auditorium bursted into a very deep mockery laughter. I tried to safe face by smiling sheepshily. Unfortunately that name stuck on me till I graduated as most people never bothered to know my real name.

The only achievement of that calamity is that it made me popular in the department...all the lecturers, my HOD, even girls all knew me. Even though I failed woefully at comedy I became a local champion.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
People are thinking that am mad here o
This is so hilarious. You made my morning abeg
Your village people follow you enter your induction

tillaman:
how so ma’am?? The mileage was already high so I was defenseless I had no choice

Lol. You had to collect your share also �

CrazyMan:
Hmm ...mine isn't funny o...

Share it pls

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

Share it na

tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

Lol
You're so mean

Lol

Bonatheripper:
Maybe he's not a talkative or there's nothing to talk about

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Wetin you say make he talk before

Seriously

1x2x3:
Nigerian girls don't know what romance is but they think they deserve it always.

Awon boxers buyers association.

Lol.
I'll assume you ain't generalizing

1x2x3:
I'm not romantic I don't have time to start setting candles and flowers upandan.

It's not for people like you.
So sit at the back and admire from afar

airprinz:
You must be in your early or mid 20s for saying this. When you are 30 and still single, let's watch whether you will recap that statement of yours...Idiot keep fooling yourself

Learn to respect someone's opinion

hekkyboi:
engligbo of course

Abeg carry your wahala and go pls

hekkyboi:
hmm u sure weda oshikwa gi na obi? or you are just famzing

Wat are you speaking

I'm happy for them.

Ebuka is not far
So anywhere you see Banky, Captain, Ebuka is not far away. I love their friendship though.