₦airaland Forum

jelal007:
Babe is that u in the DP? Wow,u're richly endowed.

Babe kwa abeg I be man oooo no try am ooo

If ur find midget Mallam nasir el rufia dt attractive then all hopes on u r lost

Mmm will collapse only in haters dreams

Whizpeter:
What if your steering and brake fail at the same time??

Just Asking ooo!!!

Na him b say na ur village ppl go win dt day

Can't find d humor in this, it's jst dry

Chelsea will smoke them 5 nil

D bluuuuueeeeeessssss 4 life

this is one of d worst times to celebrate Independence in d history of Nigeria no thanks to APC

Even Buhari Independence speech was very empty n uninspiring.

My contribution - I offer constructive criticisms of any Govt in power to put them on their toes

We shld b mourning BC sometimes I think we got Independence too early we shld ve waited till 1990 or 2000 by then oyibos for don develop Nigeria like London. Nigeria today looks like a man at his own burial

Still draw God forbid

seizethaBae:
Thanks all for your kind and wise advice.I really appreciate. @Chubhie;God bless you for putting up that piece together,indeed such a wise God we serve. But y wld i pray to God for 3solid years to have feelings for someone,did everytin possible for me not to lose this great guy,I TRIED I REALLY TRIED,yet nothing happen?. I really cant go deep discussing that relationship bcus he is a nairalander(he might put one or two tins togeda and figure out its me),but just picture NO SINGLE FEELINGS AT ALL,NONE THAT CAN EVEN MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK FOR 24HRS hence i treat him as i want,even tho im not a bad person dat treat people anyhow.

Here lies ur problem

Love is not just a feeling dt changes with weather it is a decision to commit to someone who is compatible at least 60% with u for d rest of ur life. Men rarely come as a complete package n If ur love is 100% based on feeling it is nt mature n may keep u waiting endlessly. Give men dt love u a chance ie those u r compatible with or go out n toast those u want

At 27 u shld kw clearly what triggers this your so called feeling is it wealth, good looks, good education, intelligence, caring guy, Godliness, oo yes man etc u need to define dt

Mosesbutez:
just a small amount N2k, but it's hurts me so much bcoz I would had told her that I didn't have the money and would not had broke the promise I made to myself and I just lend it to her not for dash. despite my great friendship with her and I told her too to pay me back that money and she agreed with me. what will she do when you lend her N50k then? ...... am very disappointed in her

Wait oooo u mean 2k as in two thousand naira or dollars

D girl no try sha 2k can look like 100k when u earn 12k monthly op forgive n forget besides u shld be more focused on hw to upgrade ur earning such dt 2k will look like 20naira to u

RiloKiley:
I moved into this 3 bedroom apartment 5 years ago and since then its been the same. Anytime I want to sleep in this particular room my skin starts to crawl and I feel really uncomfortable. The slightest noise startles me for no reason and I just cannot sleep in the room. If i insist on staying i have bad dreams that i cant remember. Another thing av noticed is that this feeling starts at around midnight then suddely disappears around 5am. My cousin and sister have had the same feeling but my mom and other guests have never complained. I sleep in other rooms in the house without issue. I can say since we moved in i have slept in that particular room only 5times without issue. Other times i eventually g elsewhere to sleep.Anyone else experience this? What could be the cause?

Na evil spirit, serious prayers needed to drive it away. Get a powerful man of God to drive chase away dt evil spirit b4 it hurts u.

My cousin once rented a house which a cultist once lived in three bedroom flat and to make Matters worst he was single. Every night he will not sleep as he will be having endless nightmares of unknown ppl chasing him with dangerous weapon trying to kill him.

This continued until he brought powerful pastors with their prayer warriors to do mid night prayers in dt houz n since then he had peaceful sleep

Mmm haters working overtime to pull down d scheme

Op jst tell us it happened in ur dreams chikena

What happens when u smoke osogbo weed n still create thread

This should make FP if nairaland mods are not against MMM

Op u created a thread to tell us to call u, without giving any clue as to d intended solution rubbish.

D normal thing to do is simply to save ones money in dollars or other stable foreign currencies. Tell me u have a different idea

Op I got paid today stop hating. Mmm pays

Mumu op enemy of progress

blueto:
http://punchng.com/ill-continue-blame-predecessors-nigerias-woes-buhari/

Olodo dts nt y we elected u

ol2012:
This can't be compared to MMM in any way sir. i don't know much about MMM though, but it think they pay 30%. Banks on the other hand generally quote their interest rate per annum but give you an option of monthly payment of same. the last time diamond released their updated interest rate, customers(saving product) were offered 3.9% per annum.

Now if you open a savings account with say NGN1,000,000. In one year, you are expected to earn NGN39,000. This is then divided into 12, hence your effective interest rate per month come to NGN3,250.

Now, to the push message, the bank is simply saying they'll offer you an additional 20% of NGN3,250 which is NGN650 so that your monthly interest now becomes NGN(3,250+650=3,900)for that particular product.

MMM on the other hand will earn you NGN300,000 for same NGN1,000,000 in the same period of one month.

Spot on, diamond bank wants to confuse their fada nonsense offer

If it's not Mmm it cannot be like mmm

Mmm for life

theEYe21:
How does a woman say no in a submissive way?

Ultimate submission is to God let ur conscience and Bible guide ur submission to ur husband

tryingtogrow32:
Who have I offended, I am a guy 32 years of age, I am so stagnated in life I graduated in 2010 got a job in 2013 for about six months, I left because I had a disagreement with my boss since then I have not found any tangible thing to do. I went back home only to find out dad is about to take a new wife. Well we fought again and I moved out of the house. I am managing as a security operative. On this job I have seen all my mates infact I have been opening gates for most of them since I worked in a public place a hotel to be precise . At first I was hiding but now I just don't care. I have pushed everyone close to me away maybe because of the shame. I know I am under a curse but dis thought has made me angry with God. But I feel, my number one problem is that I stutter when I talk. I am now filled with hate. Hate the whole world. I have been on my own since 2014 my only friend is the Internet. Think I love cinematography so I read a lot about it. Anyway I feel like talking about my situation anonymously so I wrote this.

U need to give ur life to Jesus Christ without further delay n pray without ceasing, ur miracle is around d corner

telemapreye1:
Good evening nairalanders
I work with kids thou it's a part time job,..
To cut short the long story..i had an incident with one of the children I teach and her little brother of 6 was there with me..i never knew he told his mum
So the next day she brought them to school and started warning me"i was shocked thinking of what I did"and she refused to tell me what I did..i stopped greeting her since that day until today I and her had a disagreement so I argued and talk back at her cos she was very rude to me...
The HM called I and her into her office and allowed the woman explain her own part and didn't even bother to hear mine,the next thing I felt a sting on my cheeks(The hm slaped me)i was so embarrassed to the extent that I cried for two hours
I got home and told my friend about it so she said she will helped me arrange some guys to beat her up but am scared,i don't want to hurt her but my heart needs revenge
Shld I forget about or revenge?

But I don't blame her i blame death...

First things first can u do without d job ie by resigning if no leave vengeance for God. Infact go n say sorry to HM for being rude to the parent so everyone can move on. If u see d parent next time apologize to her too

dandollaz:
Please can someone comfirm if MMM is still working.someone just called me this night that it has crashed.

Op y cause HBP for men nw

Op shld be banned and this thread deleted ASAP

Dnt post false information on nairaland

zubby55:
It depends on how you plan yourself...am earning 70k in Abj and still leaving very fine with my family and I hve also build a house by God's grace I will move in next year before my rent expires

Waaaat hw long have u been earning this 70k to almost be completing ur houz, kudos man. Ppl earning 250k for over 5yrs can't even boost of one

sharp corper sowing a seed