₦airaland Forum

Jimwalex: Got ds 4rm a friend I dono how real it is but dr is
no harm in trying #my thought#. Inline wit d
transformaton agenda of President Goodluck. Good
news to all Nigerian Graduate, TAN d
Transformation Ambassador of Nigerian say dat 50
million job will be created and all graduate not
working will b entittled to #50,000 every month
this is good news. Therefore all you nid do is to
log on dis link to register before 31 july and
payment start by september don't be left out.
http://www.tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?
id=62485. Pls share to others I just share
MODIFIED..
some frnds sent d above to me on my whatsApp
and BBM..so i want to knw if anybody here has
seen it b4

not real sorry

UrbanMystique: I have missing Malaysian plane parked in my room under my bed.. I still check the engine to know if it's still working this morning.

I believe u ok ....and wat about the people on board I hope they are save

UrbanMystique: picture/video of you testing your charm or..........

u must be an atheist for u not 2 believe me

soright4life: Hello dearest nairalanders is anything wrong in a female friend who has a crush on you wanting you to get an accommodation she will pay for even though she does not show signs for a relationship?

so what are u waitin for....o boy u beta grab it before another sharp guy take am
abi u be suegbe

obongproff: What is the worst tin to ever happen to a man? I was thinking and I came up with abt 3 variables:

1. To owe so much money, it wd take u 35 yrs to pay back, and ur 35 already, with no job, asset or inheritance.

2. To be sentenced to jail for 80yrs for a crime u didn't commit.

3. To lose all of ur family to fire, accident or boko haram.

U can add urs as many as possible, weda day are real or imagined.

I know dis mite sounds stupid, but it mite be a kind of relief to dose who think dia situation is d worst. And it can also help us to be grateful for what we hav and wia we are.

Waiting...

add wetin...abi werey ni eleyi ni?

The guy is somehow right sha....but thunder go fire am

I stay around opebi road but am sorry I can't help u because my 2 sister are leaving wit me...though I really want 2 help but when u said u are a God fearing man am afraid of people like you....that is how one God fearing man we employ as wash man give tayiba that sell pepper for us belle

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Not work for me

Nothing wrong wit her dressing

slimfredo: Well i dont know how to compressed this issue better.... I mate dis girl about 6months ago and we av been going out, the problem is that she is a virgin and i didnt know that part before i venture into that relationship and by the time i realized that she was a virgin i ended the relationship but she cried her heart out and reported me to everyguy that she knows was my friend then.., 1week later we iron it out and she promised to do it with me (disvirgin) though i didnt even buy the idea cos i couldnt imagine myself being more luckier than her ex-guy (who am I ?) who she claimed they dated for about 2years before they brokeup..(more like a missionary journey), but i just had to let her be my girl friend base on i can still run my thing outside with other girlz..
But now for the past one week she has been disturbing me to disvirgin her acting like someone that just got mad newly (i dont know why the suden rush for it now),. so i tried doing it 3days ago but there was no luck that day cos she was really crying and yestaday again she came back and we tried but no luck stil, now she said she will travel to visit her friend and do it before coming back to me but av weigh dat option and am not sure its such a good idea, because no guy will just do it once and forget about her considering the fact that some niqqas up north are killing others just for this same issue, but my problem is that am so scared to acept such a big offer from her because i av this feelings that we will breakup somehow after this cos she is so exposed now to politicians and other big men, ..yet she is really pressing me on this...
Could it be that she wants to pay me off now with sex? so please should i "JUST DO IT".. or should i stil ignore and what if another nigga start doing it now and she ask me to step aside and watch the reall nigga do it and then i loose out completely or can someone tell me any beter way we could do it without her crying much cos i dont like it when someone cries in my ear or feeling painz so much, a friend sugested spanish fly but av gone to some chemist shop and wen ever i mention the name none of the chemist has claim of even hearing the name of such drugs and even me its my first time of hearing such a name and i dont even know if it is a solid substance or liquid when ever they (chemist) ask me about the state of the drug..
Please a kind advice wouldnt be bad... i juzt want a solution to this situation now and i also want to escape the long term implication (i dont want to colombi person sister then i come the get plenty wahala) whatsoever.... thankz!!!

ok I will help u...send d girl number 2 my mail box

uzeba: ‪‎
NaijaGirls‬ na wa ooo
Some girls think Ebola‬ is anoda Hit song lyk DoroBucci‬, they have started changing their BB names and even Facebook name to EbolaSexy‬, EbolaDiva‬, EbolaPearl‬, EbolaChic‬, EbolaDuchess‬, EbolaCreamie‬, Pls Ladies, Ebola na disease ohhh!!&.. Plsss guys beware of girls with such names Ooo!!
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its not funny anymore....try another joke...aboki

What's wrong wit dis people wit fake charms......my own bullet proof charm is still working fine na all thanks 2 baba agbede I still test it on friday wit ak47 and nothing happen 2 me...u guys should stop patronizing fake herbalists jaree

RANDY1: I'm only 24 years old , I'll be getting into politics in the next 10 years . I am a republican . my main goal is to reduce the number of blacks ,mexicans and other minorities in the US from 40 million to at least 500,000 . to compensate and repatriate them all back to africa.
to buy Greenland from denmark and make it a state . merge canada and the US ,Canadian provinces into states . merge the Bahamas islands,US Virgin islands etc. as Part of Florida . merge a few smaller states like Vermont,Delaware,Massachusetts ,Rhode Island ,New Jersey etc. with New York . build a Washington DC in a land carved out of Northwest Nebraska .
my Goals are very precise and clear and I owe no one any apologies .
white people want to live with white people . we do not need too many blacks here in the US. since we bought black people from africa and brought them here , we have fed,clothed and sheltered them. they have multiplied unsustainably. we do not need too many blacks here in the US. slavery has ended ,. it's time for blacks to get a DNA test and a compensation allowance and go back to Africa.
those who wish to stay will be granted Mississippi to start their own country and stay there.

hey u motherfuck3r son of a bitch u think u can just come here and start fooling urself abi...if them born ur papa well talk anything bad against black again

U guys should just ignore dat full dat call him self randy rada rada the guy is a failure..

RANDY1: I don't hate black people , they had no choice in being created black. I'm sure over 90 percent of blacks would chose to be white or light skin if they had a Choice in their creation. However , I would not like my kids,grand kids ,and ascendants to mix with blacks .

u are a useless human being....sango fire ur homosexual father for adopting a bastard long nose ugly face like u...btw wat are u doing here...does dis site look like dollarland u bloody racism monster

No time for movie....a poor boy like me gat no time for telemundo

peppyluv02: My friend shut your trap. Igbos are not the only ones in the north. In sabon gari,every tribe is present!!
Fotr your information,your yoruba muslim brothers are not valued in the north. They are the only muslims in sabon gari and for the fact alcohol is old in that area,northern muslims call them fake and infidels but the so called holy ones drink beer and burutanchi pass.
You should also tell the muslims to leave the east and stop coming here to be shoe makers and 'mai guard'.
They have their mosques here,who disturbs them or plants bomb?

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I still don't understand what igbos are doing in north....even if there is no BH....north is not that save for other tribes especially the igbo...and for does guys shouting muslim do dis muhamed do that on dis forum...BOKO HARAM are not NL member

Its all good

Standard007: buh d do gt reward 4 killing someone abi?

YES.....hell fire

supercharged: it keeps going... from one thing to the other. and wat will he say i condemn it...
for wat ever reason they have for shooting live ammunition on crowd... wasting bullets on innocent souls. instead of them to use it in sambisa forest... SMH
and for those NL's with no sympathy, ego happen to u one day...

what are they protesting for?.....when did nigeria become palestinian...if they want 2 protest they should go 2 palestinian and protest na...some muslim in north heen oni so lenu bi ogbon awe ni won

By 2015....single mom will increase and they will even proud of it

By 2019....marriage will be by contract....have babies and go ur way

Honestly it very painful that I do not make it 2 NL iftaar yesterday...

Did U KNOW DAT: A person who unplug ur fone @ 3% n plug his own @ 85% is capable of killing you

freethinker01: It's funny how some xtain display their mumurity and ignorance, some laws like paying of tithe and some others in d old testament still apply while the grace has covered all other laws. Well it's left for you, abandon all other laws and face the consequence. Christians, smdh 4 'em. Na hell all of una dey go. Lol.

hahahah...werey re oooo

Try get bbz10..u will love it I swear...blackberry phone still remain d best forget about all does tecno user bashing anything bb

Mixing...wande coal feat maleek berry...BABY HELLO

Intro

Eh eh
Maleekberry eh
Wande Coal ah
Black diamond eh
Maleekberry
Wande Coal
Eh

Chorus

Baby hello…. hello
Sweety banana…banana
Sisi eko…eko
Idi ni jo wa…
Idi e to yi
Baby come over
Don’t you worry oooo, ibi lo wo wa..eh

Eh she’s rocking Versace
Who’s Nikki Minaj e
Dancing like she dey fight Karate
Eh, her body na Bugatti
Eh, I go buy you Ferrari
You no get any choice but to marry
Eh, I go give you the car key
Eh, you be calling me daddy

Verse 1

Efo to lata, mrs Idikunle
Efo to gbe pomo mi, idiKunle
Eh, your body bad but sisi idikunle
Idi kunle
Eh eh, o tun ti de

Oh she dey craze
but she giving me the low waist
Ahn….no time
I get babe wey dey wait for line eh eh
Eh eh incase, youwan follow me go my place
Eh, I go show you the thing wey go burst your brain, you go holla for more
You go say yeh

Chorus

Baby hello…. baby hello
Sweety banana… sweety banana
Sisi eko…eko
Idi ni jo wa…
Idi e to yi
Baby come over
Don’t you worry eh, ibi lo wo wa

Eh eh she’s rocking Versace
Who’s Nikki Minaj e
Dancing like she dey fight Karate
Eh, her body na Bugatti
Eh, I go buy you Ferrari
You no get any choice but to marry
Eh, I go give you the car key
Eh, you be calling me daddy

Now playing ALOBAM by phyno

Pentz House...
Alobam
Chorus:
Ha Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)

Verse 1:

Huh
hoo A ,
Stand up guy, yeah i know
you got my back ibu alobam, alobam
Repping for these niggas from city to
city , i know you got me, ibu alobam ,
alobam
Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga afu
naha bu alobam , alobam
Repping for these niggas from city to
city , i know you got me, ibu alobam ,
alobam

Onye eze bu eze , ima na okwa chi na
eme eze , abum nwa biara ije nke
mbu
oya nwanne biko juo ese, onye yeli
nya ye , ka onudu nwanne ya gbawe
ka obaye next level ka iri nji na ndu
ya ga fe, living, individualssss are
taking my pictures
while i'm taking in what matters
mmmm aaa well let me greet ya
put my city on and they ever rated,
they ball, a bum onu na ekwulu ilo
ngwa shout out to mister raw hahhh
haa

Chorus:
Ha Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)

Hook:

Shey you no know me,
shorty
talk say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Shey you no know me,
shorty talk
say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Verse 2:
hehe
ndi a na ene mu anya, na the boy is
not ready ,
na acho ina pum ife
but they know I'm gon get it ,
Shoutout to the niggas will be repping
for my city
Steady telling me together ma ayi
finally we made it made it
Neh nwa mmbada ,keh di way onye
ko lu mu two , mmu nwa nko the way
guys na afu uzi hana ezim di way , na
agba mbo ima na ha na nweta di pay
huh

Ahh Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam , alobam
Repping for these niggas from city to
city , i know you got me, ibu alobam ,
alobam
maka i'm killing all these niggas ma
gbalu ha mgba nu, nna acho so so
ihe nga ji tuo them mmanu
I got my eyes on this status , keh
when , mpuo ha ana ajum nwanne i
so na nkanu ?
mmu na alobam si na we no dey
carry last ,
na akusa si the place ha si
na odisi ka jazz
and i addi sha ha ga aju gi what next
pino pino form o guys iga agba ha
set
heh adi godum woooo,adi godum
wooo and ha na akokwa twooooo
na kwa umu ajebo now na form
shooter , obu na ida ako maka
money nwanne ina ako toooo ha

Stand up guy yeah i know you got my
back alobam, alobam
anu welu obi , anu welu obi , ibu
alobam , haaa


Chorus:
Ha Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)


Hook:

Shey you no know me,
shorty
talk say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Shey you no know me,
shorty talk
say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Verse 3:

hehe
Fatboy nwannem chuka family ha bu
kwa alobam ibeeee
soma o boi na ekwelu mu oyoyo and
ima ha bu kwa alobam do chiii
snow diggy nwanne, Runtown nwa
mama ibu kwa alobam hoo a
ayi nature chide white men toh na
ogbe unu bu kwa alobam, alobam
kedu gab afo chukwu ,
ebe obuna iga nwanne kene chukwu , anyi enwe buro cha
kita anyi na agu na puku ,
with fans everywhere ha ncha na eku zi mmu ikuku
Flipside nwenna chocho siri G ibu kwa
alobam da chiiiii
Illbliss oga boss, Capital team ni ine bu kwa alobam, alobam
Iceprince Zamani, baddo, M.i,
Timaya bu kwa alobam , alobam
kedu maka Flavour , Peter and Paul,
Jude , J.martins agbake bu kwa
alobam haa


Chorus:
Ha Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men kpasa na ogbe juo ese iga
afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)
Men mu anya , ahu adiro hu kwa
akam , iga afu naha bu alobam (Straight up)


Hook:

Shey you no know me,
shorty
talk say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Shey you no know me,
shorty talk
say she no know me ,
take a picture
So many lies when she instagrams that pic

Outro:
aaaeeee
na kwa nu alobam mmuo ooo. bondu
nwanne, chibago nwanne akpaka
nwanne alobam
ina anu kwanu anu

(Skit)
ooooooo oooo phyno anam agwa
ya , nya nyem 1 nairam , welu le
clothu mu na cross mainroad na eje
ije gote culli (curry)

BRAV0O: we need dj here bro


This one if for u

alright bro