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Valid questions needing answers,any takers?

1.A "bad sharp guy" wants to screw every girl on the block and add to his hit list but hates to see his sister with another guy,be it his closest friend. Why?

2.Instead of looking for a rich husband why cant a girl be a rich wife?

3.Why would a broke guy be out there looking for a "hot chic" when he can be out there looking for money and then let "hot chics" come looking for him?

4.Ladies,why give your numbers to a guy when you know you have a boyfriend/husband or you are not interested in the said guy? You are now left with the option of not picking his calls and trying to get rid of him in various rude manner.

5.Guys,why promise a girl marriage just to get in her pants when you can visit the nearest brothel and relief stress?

6.Why would a jobless girl ask a jobless guy for recharge card and other monetary favours? Wait! Lemme rephrase...Why would a female student ask a male student for #3000 recharge card for handouts or some other bullsh*t? Maybe these guys get paid in their dreams.

7.Why would a guy or girl be so foolish to make a se*tape and then wonder how or why it got leaked?

8.Why would a girl be asked out by a guy and she ask the guy if he is married or have a girlfriend? Do you expect him to give an honest answer?

9.What is the the difference between a wh0re and a gentle girl with many boyfriend?

10.Why do some guys worship girls?

Cc:Lalasticlala

Nice! Am in.

...And then what?

OP What is the name of your sim?

Chai i haff die

Seun i nominate this thread for the funniest thread of the year.Every lowlifer coming to write "i donate 1million"

Never shall wonder end.

ayox2003:
This was exactly what the current president of China did when he assumed office.

One of the reasons I voted for Buhari apart from his sterling integrity, was his anti-corruption stance. The likes of Deziani and Marilyn Ogar that have fed fat-rotund-bloated on our money and now romancing with Abdusalam to beg Buhari should be prosecuted, and the money refunded into the treasury.

I dont concur with Buhari not probing GEJs administration. I'm sure if an audit is carried out and he gets to see the gargantuan amount that had been looted, he would change his mind.


Frawzey

I notice how you guys stylishly and conveniently keep omitting Tinubu and Atiku's name in all these your anti-corruption rubb!sh.

dunkem21:
Sauce?

Fake Naija News .com

omenka:
Abegi. Stop talking already. It is not like we don't remember all you did to hurt our democracy especially the HoR saga.

You always make silly points. I shock!

otr1:
The interim government issue is a mere propaganda. It was real as it sound.
Gen. Abdulsalam was aware of it and wonder why he was with GEJ at that moment the latter made that call?
The state was set to upturn the election as Soldiers were everywhere to crush any uprising.
You people are clueless

If i say i understood what you typed here,i lie.

bodejohn:
I was just thinking...

If GEJ could muster the courage to call the bluff of the monsters around his presidency just this one time as widely speculated...how come he was helpless until it was too late?

Take it or leave it, GEJ is responsible for all the decisions his administration took when he held the power as C in C.

Yes, he has achieved a stateman's status for matching his words with action even if it was just for once but I will very much contest his heroism...

You are just dancing in circles

PassingShot:
No. They were scared because of all they did during the campaign. Read the news again but slowly this time.

Did you even read my post? I said,the propaganda by the APC about an interim govt and military takeover in the case Jonathan loses was a result of their fears and they needed an imaginary counter which was where their propaganda came in.

PassingShot:
STFU!

What perfect gentleman is Jonathan with all the crude methods he and his cabals involved in just to win the election?

Was it not one of his cabal (Okupe) that vowed to the press that Buhari will never be president while ranting like a deranged fellow?

Was it not he and his cabal that sponsored disgusting documentary on Buhari?

APC was very right to threaten to form a parallel government should the election be rigged having known that PDP were bent on rigging the election. So, WTF are you talking here?

No,you are the one that needs to stfu.You just made sentences without making sense.Are you saying if APC wins its free and fair but if PDP wins it was rigged? Even at that,how do you fully ascertain that an election is rigged without going to court with your evidence? Do you know saying an election is rigged is a subjection statement,which the accuser needs to prove in court? Or are you saying if APC lose,they should just form a parallel govt? Why do you people talk like touts? parallel govt ko vertical govt ni!

Jonathan is a hero period.If you were a southerner staying in the north you'll relate to this statement.You cant be in enugu and say jonathan is not a hero.Believe it or not,lives were saved,people can now sleep with their eyes closed.

They were scared he wont concede defeat which was the reason they were heaping propaganda on propaganda on us about interim govt,military takeover and this and that.What a devilish party.

Sell it and use the money to invest to secure and maybe multiply the money,during this period take your time to compose better songs,once your investment starts to pay off,lace the new song and promote it in a more qualitative way.

Heck! Do you know you can even setup a studio with 5m?

Just a quick thought...

I cant reconcile the fact that people(especially the former opposition APC) all of a sudden are now urging nigerians to support the incoming govt and criticise constructively,when in actual fact the exact opposite was the case in Jonathan's govt which was marred by various levels of sabotage,hate and reckless criticism.Now they urge us to be patriotic and criticize constructively,isn't it quite funny and ironic? what else can we describe hyprocrisy with? Could it be that people just hate the face of Jonathan?

Am not against true patrotism by supporting the govt but if this same mindset and spirit was applied to the GEJ govt,i believe nigeria would have been better that how it is now.However,i guess its too late and it aint ideal opening closed wounds as nigeria is our only country.i'm in for anything that'll make it work.

Like i said,its just a thought.

MzJackBaueress:
I am sure Rawani has been banned. Sadly,he can't respond to your post.

Can we now have fresh air in this section? I am sick and tired of reading threads about you.

Yet you comment on all his threads

Observing from an ogbono soup tree

The face you make after spending all your money and still lose the election

Mynd44:
Have you seen people analyse the votes of the American elections before? That is how it is done everywhere.

Besides, I did not mention tribe....the North is a geographical location which all tribes live whether indigent or not

Dude this is not america,bt nigeria...plus this is not a contest between north vs south bt a nigeria general election,better recognise and stop dividing votes between regions.Lets wait for Inec and may the best man win.

Awusa mods having an orgyy on this thread.

Mynd44:
100% votes in SE and SS can't break the votes of the North

It will be a miracle if the PDP wins 25% in Jigawa sef

See you people talking about who gets north and who gets south here,later you would say jonathan is dividing the country along ethnic and religious lines,when in actual fact yall are the ones guilty of these offenses.And you were a supermod? Smh.

Nice incite

OP even in your fake result PDP has two LGA as against your one LGA you claim they have.

Just my thinking

OP if i say i understood what you wrote up there,i lie.

Wait dem tire de boy hand? Why him no head wizkid?

This op sha. How can that be a ward? use your brain.