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auntymi: ![]() |
This actually leaves us with more questions.Did the pipe grow inside the tree? I thought they said the water was coming out from center of the tree? If NO,how come people fetching this water didnt see the pipe? ![]() |
yungchop: ![]() |
vfactor:The problem is,how do you say i love you like she wants? How would you know how she wants it? |
Enegod:Thanks.I tire for these girls matter atimes. |
elantraceey:Though Quite a lot of them have these attributes |
seriousbabe: Asin eh! ![]() |
prettythicksme:Lol.We still love you that way. |
BeeBeeOoh:Funny part is when you buy her an iphone6 on vals day and she returns the favour with a banana republic boxers ...and you are like,what!!!? Then she says "Gift dont mean anything,what matters is a loving heart" ![]() ![]() |
Blackett:Who cm write dey book? ![]() |
I notice that SOME girls dont seem to really know what they want and what bothers them atimes.A girl cant help but contravene herself in many ways.One minute she wants this,if you give her this,she wants that and the circle continues.Take for instance the points am going to highlight below... 1.A Couples in a relationship.If the guy gets jealous easily the girl says he is inmature and insecure,why get jealous when there should be TRUST,and so it becomes a problem. 2.If you dont get jealous easily,the girl says you dont love her enough to protect her from other men.She says you dont take her serious and in most cases accuse you(the guy) of making her the side chick since you dont care if he flirts with other men or not. 3.She ask you if she looks good in that new dress and you say "yes",it becomes a problem.She says you might be lying and you are not sincere,that you might just be saying so to impress her and so the arguments starts. 4.If you say she doesnt look good in that new dress,it becomes a bigger problem.You just hurt her feelings,She says you are a jerk for not complimenting her,she did all that/this(buying the new dress and trying to look good)for you but this is what she gets in return,resulting to more arguments. 5.If you say you love her,she says you dont mean it,you might just be saying it to please her.She ask you to say it like you mean it(Like what?).I mean,how do you say "i love you" like you mean it? Shed a tear? go down on your knees? while saying it...Or in the case when its on an online chat,you type it out in uppercases? 6.If you dont say you love her,you are in for a Boko haram type of trouble.You are bombarded with a truck load of nagging.She says you are not a bit romantic,you dont express your feelings to her and so on...In some cases,she commands or challenges you to say you love her(This mostly happens at the end of phone conversations) 7.If you check up on her or call her up often to enquire how she's doing,it slowly becomes a problem,she says you dont have a life and you are too attached,you are stalking her and you should learn to give her space. 8.If you dont check up on her often,it becomes a problem of "you are not caring", "you dont call", "you dont take me seriously" and so on... 9.This point is actually surprising and confusing to even me,but some people would understand what i mean sha.If you are glued to only her,it becomes a problem(confusing right?) Lemme make it clear,if other girls are not attracted to you it becomes a problem for her ego and complex,she take it that there is nothing special about you for other girls to want,you are not attractive as far as you cant attract other girls.She basically want other girls to be envious of her for having you but if not,she gradually becomes tired of you and maybe dump your azz for a more ladies man(can you imagine?).In a nutshell,she wants you to cheat but dont want you to cheat? Lol. 10.If girls flock around you,it becomes another problem.She says you are a playboy,a cheat,a flirt.She says you are not a boyfriend material,you can break her heart easily and all that.It gradually becomes a NAGGING problem for you...irrespective of the fact that those girls might just be your friends. ![]() My guys,what would it take to understand these sets of people? To make it worst,we cant do without them,we love them like that. Abeg add yours if you will... |
Lemme get this straight,having sex with your girlfriend is forgivable while selfservicing is unforgivable? ![]() |
OP you are the side nigga... if not the friendzoned nigga sef ![]() |
Op how many orijin you take before you watch the interview? |
udemzyudex:Asin i tire and weak join.Can u imagine amaechi spending his personal money to pay the whole osun state civil servant salary? Them no get governor? |
ceteure:What did you study in school...Skeptism technology? You probably want me to swear that i was there before you believe right? Believe whatever you like man.I gave you the tale about what happened from an invitee stand point.How do you want me to know about who organizes what and how? BTW why do think as a DJ,am gonna DJ every event on the planet? ![]() |
Obiagelli:How many bottles of snapp did you take before watching the chat? He didnt say anything you typed here. |
Kachisbarbie:True.It was horrible to look at.One needs a severe dose of tolerance to look pass all those fustrating moments. |
diddydiva:Seconded.It was horrible |
kayciano:I weak too |
nikkyshyne:Like for real though it was an eye sore ![]() |
darlenese: ![]() |
somcherry:Lol. No be me o.Maybe the guy for nor fit pay me ![]() |
veave:Then why comment on something you have absolutely no idea of? ![]() |
ikeno:I wonder how some brides end up with men like that.Is it that they didnt date or what? I dunno ![]() |
Holywizard: ![]() |
Op your bf don twerk for you before? |
brito:Just this word got me laffing ![]() Hw many dangling balls you don see |
demelza:The guy dey very disorganized |
madgoat: no try am with soldier pikin sha |
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