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RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 4:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
auntymi:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
undecided
EducationRe: Disclaimer! The Miraculous FUTO Owerri Water Actually Came From Broken Pipeline! by Djicemob: 3:24pm On Feb 12, 2015
This actually leaves us with more questions.Did the pipe grow inside the tree? I thought they said the water was coming out from center of the tree? If NO,how come people fetching this water didnt see the pipe? undecided
RomanceRe: Much Love For Tosyne2much by Djicemob: 3:06pm On Feb 12, 2015
yungchop:
#whistling . 14years on point undecided
grin
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 3:00pm On Feb 12, 2015
diddydiva:
soooooo true
wink ThankGod you know. cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
vfactor:
Women get problem sha...even themselves know. The best way to deal with it, is to be firm sometimes. When u knw u re doing the right thing, jst be firm about it. Eg. She says u dnt attract other women, jst ignore her since u dnt want to cheat on her. Sometimes, u need to tell her that what' she's saying doesnt make sense.

At other times u jst have to play along and make her happy. E.g. When she says u dnt mean the 'i love you' u said. Then u have to say it how she wants it.

It all amounts to balance. Knowing when to be firm and when to pamper.
The problem is,how do you say i love you like she wants? How would you know how she wants it?
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:50pm On Feb 12, 2015
Enegod:
another nice guy thread undecided
Thanks.I tire for these girls matter atimes.
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
elantraceey:
Not all ladies!!!!!
Though Quite a lot of them have these attributes
RomanceRe: Much Love For Tosyne2much by Djicemob: 2:46pm On Feb 12, 2015
seriousbabe:
Who is this tosyne2much sef undecided

Why are ladies on this section so crazy about him. What has he achieved.

I hate unnecessary hype
#rubbish
grin Asin eh! grin
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:26pm On Feb 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol,thumb up for ur list op!so so true.#guilty of all tho* embarassed
Lol.We still love you that way. kiss
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:23pm On Feb 12, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
She said you are not romantic, you got her a flower on valentines day & she's like, "Just Flower's?? Yes! That's 1 xteristic of being romantic..
Funny part is when you buy her an iphone6 on vals day and she returns the favour with a banana republic boxers grin ...and you are like,what!!!? Then she says "Gift dont mean anything,what matters is a loving heart" grin grin grin

angry
RomanceRe: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op): 2:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blackett:
Book on how to understand girls/ladies/women. . .
Who cm write dey book? grin
Romance10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by Djicemob(op):
I notice that SOME girls dont seem to really know what they want and what bothers them atimes.A girl cant help but contravene herself in many ways.One minute she wants this,if you give her this,she wants that and the circle continues.Take for instance the points am going to highlight below...

1.A Couples in a relationship.If the guy gets jealous easily the girl says he is inmature and insecure,why get jealous when there should be TRUST,and so it becomes a problem.

2.If you dont get jealous easily,the girl says you dont love her enough to protect her from other men.She says you dont take her serious and in most cases accuse you(the guy) of making her the side chick since you dont care if he flirts with other men or not.

3.She ask you if she looks good in that new dress and you say "yes",it becomes a problem.She says you might be lying and you are not sincere,that you might just be saying so to impress her and so the arguments starts.

4.If you say she doesnt look good in that new dress,it becomes a bigger problem.You just hurt her feelings,She says you are a jerk for not complimenting her,she did all that/this(buying the new dress and trying to look good)for you but this is what she gets in return,resulting to more arguments.

5.If you say you love her,she says you dont mean it,you might just be saying it to please her.She ask you to say it like you mean it(Like what?).I mean,how do you say "i love you" like you mean it? Shed a tear? go down on your knees? while saying it...Or in the case when its on an online chat,you type it out in uppercases?

6.If you dont say you love her,you are in for a Boko haram type of trouble.You are bombarded with a truck load of nagging.She says you are not a bit romantic,you dont express your feelings to her and so on...In some cases,she commands or challenges you to say you love her(This mostly happens at the end of phone conversations)

7.If you check up on her or call her up often to enquire how she's doing,it slowly becomes a problem,she says you dont have a life and you are too attached,you are stalking her and you should learn to give her space.

8.If you dont check up on her often,it becomes a problem of "you are not caring", "you dont call", "you dont take me seriously" and so on...

9.This point is actually surprising and confusing to even me,but some people would understand what i mean sha.If you are glued to only her,it becomes a problem(confusing right?) Lemme make it clear,if other girls are not attracted to you it becomes a problem for her ego and complex,she take it that there is nothing special about you for other girls to want,you are not attractive as far as you cant attract other girls.She basically want other girls to be envious of her for having you but if not,she gradually becomes tired of you and maybe dump your azz for a more ladies man(can you imagine?).In a nutshell,she wants you to cheat but dont want you to cheat? Lol.

10.If girls flock around you,it becomes another problem.She says you are a playboy,a cheat,a flirt.She says you are not a boyfriend material,you can break her heart easily and all that.It gradually becomes a NAGGING problem for you...irrespective of the fact that those girls might just be your friends. wink

My guys,what would it take to understand these sets of people? To make it worst,we cant do without them,we love them like that. angry cry kiss

Abeg add yours if you will
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RomanceRe: That Touching Word That Make My Di'ck Weak During self-service. by Djicemob: 12:22pm On Feb 12, 2015
Lemme get this straight,having sex with your girlfriend is forgivable while selfservicing is unforgivable? undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Was Raped by Djicemob: 11:45am On Feb 12, 2015
OP you are the side nigga... if not the friendzoned nigga sef grin
PoliticsRe: Corruption Is 2 Unmarried People Sleeping Together - GEJ by Djicemob: 9:50am On Feb 12, 2015
Op how many orijin you take before you watch the interview?
PoliticsRe: Why They Love Amaechi But Hate Wike In Osun by Djicemob: 9:19am On Feb 12, 2015
udemzyudex:
grin really? From his personal funds? How much is he earning to pay the whole Osun state civil servant
Asin i tire and weak join.Can u imagine amaechi spending his personal money to pay the whole osun state civil servant salary? grin Them no get governor?
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 8:43am On Feb 12, 2015
ceteure:
OP next time think carefully before cookinng up lies or fairy-tales! Ur name gave u away Djicemob...so u r probably the DJ and secondly, where in the world will u find a groom going to look for a DJ on his wedding day...him nor get friends or family members? As that ur 'host' know wetin make the groom late come church and the same reason led to fight at reception? Haba small small lie. Why ur 'informed' host nor help am get the dj? I am sure the bride had to cook the food for her guest before coming for the wedding too...next time u want to cook up a story know that people are no fools...shaking my head for u DJicemob
What did you study in school...Skeptism technology? You probably want me to swear that i was there before you believe right? Believe whatever you like man.I gave you the tale about what happened from an invitee stand point.How do you want me to know about who organizes what and how? BTW why do think as a DJ,am gonna DJ every event on the planet? undecided
PoliticsRe: Do You Agree With Gej's Definition Of Corruption by Djicemob: 12:06am On Feb 12, 2015
Obiagelli:
Two unmarried men sleeping together, that is corruption~GEJ.

But

Stealing is not corruption~


Ole is ole


Btw

How many oles have gej dealt with?

I forgot fertilizer.
How many bottles of snapp did you take before watching the chat? He didnt say anything you typed here.
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:13pm On Feb 11, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
My dear, people are out to annoy you that day. If you don't use allotta self-control...there is a high probability/possibility you would fight/quarrel.

I had similar experience : I cried on the eve, then told myself... This is my day,no bagger would spoil it for me. They tried to so hard to irk me, but I kept my cool.
True.It was horrible to look at.One needs a severe dose of tolerance to look pass all those fustrating moments.
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:10pm On Feb 11, 2015
diddydiva:
he needs deliverance.

I pity the wife tho
Seconded.It was horrible
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
kayciano:
I always say it...

MARRIAGE IS NOT BY COMPULSION
I weak too
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2015
nikkyshyne:
This must be a joke. The bathroom slippers got me laughing really hard.
Like for real though it was an eye sore cheesy
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
darlenese:
your mates are getting married , u are here narrating what happened in other people's marriage, pls go and marry and stop mocking someone'else's husband . That he fought on his wedding day doesn't make him a monster, i respect him because even though he lacks the finance , he took the bold Step to marry the woman he loves , this is a decision ur bf will never make , n he will keep making excuses until u hv grey hairs on ur V*****

#GoAndMarry

#MindYourBusiness
undecided
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 11:04pm On Feb 11, 2015
somcherry:
Hmmm. @op, I just hope that you are not the DJ. Your moniker though grin
Lol. No be me o.Maybe the guy for nor fit pay me cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 5 Silly/Weird Trends With Nigerian Celebrities by Djicemob(op): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
veave:
I don't know...
Then why comment on something you have absolutely no idea of? undecided
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 4:59pm On Feb 11, 2015
ikeno:
How could someone descend so low as to exchange fist cuff on one of his happiest days.


The groom must be someone with questionable character.
I wonder how some brides end up with men like that.Is it that they didnt date or what? I dunno undecided
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 4:55pm On Feb 11, 2015
Holywizard:
OP U BE WET PANT!!!
undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Strange Things All Men Have Done At Least Once by Djicemob: 4:38pm On Feb 11, 2015
Op your bf don twerk for you before?
RomanceRe: 10 Strange Things All Men Have Done At Least Once by Djicemob: 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
brito:
Better! I pray my guardian angels don't understand too. If you're putting on boxers alone cloooosssseeeee your legsssssssss! Cos there is a chance your bell is dangling. you get!!!!
Just this word got me laffing grin grin grin

Hw many dangling balls you don see
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 2:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
demelza:
grin Dem still share food?
Lol.see where your mind go grin

Dem share food cheesy
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 2:21pm On Feb 11, 2015
demelza:
Na woman open eyes go marry this kin person? grin
The guy dey very disorganized
RomanceRe: He Fought On His Wedding Day by Djicemob(op): 2:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
madgoat:
The guy messed up... But if na me and u vex me on my wedding day i fit slap u even if u are d bride grin
grin no try am with soldier pikin sha

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