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I don't know half the divas u mentioned |
Lil kesh was just making a whole lotta noise.Orezi's joint was smooth and super groovy. NB:From a Dj's point of view. |
DRealGeesam1: Nigerians!Thereby using urself as a scape-goat.Clap for urself! Hw many nigerians have access to media to hear announcement from the MOH and how many Nigerians know dat salt is actually bad for their health?(education or no education:is everybody science inclined?) Those are areas ur so called awareness was supposed to be directed at,not claiming responsibility for some stupid prank.Well,I hope u learn with ur impending arrest. |
DRealGeesam1: You are one of those i weep for. Rushing to comment without reading my post. I am sure that was how u speedily rebroadcasted the message of bathing with salt this morning.What awareness? How? Did u even read what u wrote in the previous thread? How was that creating awareness? if u want to create an awareness,start by dropping out of school or give back ur certificate if u've got any already cos u r as fo0lish as the educated people u weep for.I guess u scared cos u read comments about security agents coming for u.I LAFF and PITY U. |
U r high on cheap crack! U've allegedly killed many people and u r here saying u r weeping for nigeria.I bet u'll tell this same story to security agencies when they finally get a hold of u right? I think its safe to say u r the most wicked person on the face of this earth.Imagine no remorse atall.Attention seeker! I believe u want d mods to take this ur stup!dity to FrontPage again abi? #Joker. |
tomiobj: Wow. U av sense jare. @ least u av d courage to confess. Kudos!...........dnt let fools insult you. it was a joke that just spreaded massively nd jealous peeps keep on rantingJealous of what exactly? A stup1d joke? SMH for some people's reasoning. |
DRealGeesam1: Thank you.So u knew this? U need deliverance i swear.BTW i don believe this ur BS.U just an attention seeker.Thanks. |
74missed calls? U r one hell of a sleeper! Chai!!! |
Nice tips.Especially the last tip.Upcoming DJs get it twisted most atimes. |
Nairaland is the best because of it easy navigation and low data consumption.We the users can't ask for a better forum than what we already have and it advantages.Thanks. |
moscobabs: men love sex than foodLoL.Dont blame the man,blame the piss tool. ![]() |
Youngsage: Funny? Yes.Lol. not for me though.If a lady ask me whether a dress fits,i simply nod in affirmation...That is for whichever dress she comes forth with. ![]() |
Okay! Here is the deal, we have had the TEN FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.So i think its only fair if we had a counter thread about the MEN. Men, Don't get excited yet... Some facts is gon hit u.LOL. 1.Ladies, Don’t ask men for fashion advice. It isn’t going to happen. 2.A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000.(Though some aproko men renders this fact not entirely true).Lol. 3.If it’s attention that you want,Don't expect it or get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.(Sports on TV is life for some men). 4.Breathing like a normal person while sleeping seems like no biggie to women...You can shake down a small village with that roar of snoring from MOST men 5.Most Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons or sanitary pads at the grocery store.(*Lips sealed*) 6.Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill. For Instance:Most men have a disease.It’s called open-cupboard-itis. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again. 7.Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Use sparingly and only in an emergency. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective.(Secret exposed). 8.Most/Some men own only three to five pairs of shoes. Ladies? Countless. 9.If you shake your groove thing in front of a man, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want.(Ladies,u know what i mean *winks*) 10.Don’t ask them what they’re thinking.some Men can think about nothing for hours. Bonuses **All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship" These seven words can strike fear in the heart of even shekau the BH leader. **Women get over their ex much easier than men,don't be fooled by their acts. **Most Men roll their eyes at words like ”commitment" and/or "Marriage". You can add yours... |
Another yabaleft patient on the loose.Where is the hand? |
Op r u an hemaphrodite? |
Freaks |
Troll |
Op.U r a joker. |
Poor write up,lacks contents,flawed analysis,spelling errors everywhere,bad punctuations et al.And u want this to grace the frontpage? U r joking right? I don't hate u op,am just saying u should try better next time. |
peppyluv02:I love u too. ![]() |
peppyluv02: shake your big head for yourself and what's his business with whatever happens in Imo?He has no business except it involves the Catholic church and the last time i checked this involves the church in question. And i'll appreciate it if u don't insult me again. ![]() |
peppyluv02: I hate it when the church gets involved in politics especially for the sake of foolish people like Rochas and Ohakim.Say what he is sure of how? Rochas gave a bounced check and he made it known and u r saying he should say what he is sure of.And...what concerns mbaka with enugu govt house? SMH. |
Proudly 6TH AUGUST. |
carefreewannabe: What? I have no clue.I know ![]() |
carefreewannabe: Ok, you wonU just realizing dat? ![]() |
Oya help her naa... |
ShugaAnnie: How can those boobies be sagging??are u pple alright?It seems u like flatscreens ![]() |
ShugaAnnie: How can those boobies be sagging??are u pple alright? |
Truluvguy: I need a serious relationship from a responsible working class lady that will lead to marriage on 29C329CA or 08100392181. please no ladies adding to beg for recharge cards or jobless women. i reside in abuja.Naso konji hold u reach? ![]() |
berem: when has it become the responsibilty of the State Government of Imo state to renovate the collapsing cathedral in Owerri?Where in the article did u see the church begging him for such contribution.He didn't have to but he did in a dirty fo0lish way for eye service and it backfired on him. |
Women want this, women want that. ![]() |
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