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Music/RadioRe: Breaking News! Nigerian Diva Missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Djicemob: 2:17pm On Aug 09, 2014
I don't know half the divas u mentioned
Music/RadioRe: Shoki Dance: Orezi Vs Lil Kesh, Which Is Better? by Djicemob:
Lil kesh was just making a whole lotta noise.Orezi's joint was smooth and super groovy.
NB:From a Dj's point of view.
HealthRe: I DID NOT start the salt cure rumor, only created awareness of d hoax by Djicemob: 3:22pm On Aug 08, 2014
DRealGeesam1: Nigerians!
Did you bother to read the post?
A rumour started this morning,
People started panicking.
They started drinking salt despite the fact that high salt intake can kill and cause other health complications.
They refused to believe it was a prank even after the Ministry of health came out to tell people it was a hoax.
I imagined that people will only believe if they original poster confessed. Since i know that would never happen, i created a thread to that effect.
Now many are back to thinking with their brains and stopped spreading the false news.

Do you get it now?
Thereby using urself as a scape-goat.Clap for urself! Hw many nigerians have access to media to hear announcement from the MOH and how many Nigerians know dat salt is actually bad for their health?(education or no education:is everybody science inclined?) Those are areas ur so called awareness was supposed to be directed at,not claiming responsibility for some stupid prank.Well,I hope u learn with ur impending arrest.
HealthRe: I DID NOT start the salt cure rumor, only created awareness of d hoax by Djicemob: 2:53pm On Aug 08, 2014
DRealGeesam1: You are one of those i weep for. Rushing to comment without reading my post. I am sure that was how u speedily rebroadcasted the message of bathing with salt this morning.

I did not send any broadcast, i created that thread to create awareness and it worked!
Many more would have died if i did not take the fall. It made people read and educate each other
What awareness? How? Did u even read what u wrote in the previous thread? How was that creating awareness? if u want to create an awareness,start by dropping out of school or give back ur certificate if u've got any already cos u r as fo0lish as the educated people u weep for.I guess u scared cos u read comments about security agents coming for u.I LAFF and PITY U.
HealthRe: I DID NOT start the salt cure rumor, only created awareness of d hoax by Djicemob: 2:37pm On Aug 08, 2014
U r high on cheap crack! U've allegedly killed many people and u r here saying u r weeping for nigeria.I bet u'll tell this same story to security agencies when they finally get a hold of u right? I think its safe to say u r the most wicked person on the face of this earth.Imagine no remorse atall.Attention seeker! I believe u want d mods to take this ur stup!dity to FrontPage again abi? #Joker.
HealthRe: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by Djicemob: 10:21am On Aug 08, 2014
tomiobj: Wow. U av sense jare. @ least u av d courage to confess. Kudos!...........dnt let fools insult you. it was a joke that just spreaded massively nd jealous peeps keep on ranting
But don't kill yourself with guilt. No1 would believe it
Jealous of what exactly? A stup1d joke? SMH for some people's reasoning.
HealthRe: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by Djicemob: 9:01am On Aug 08, 2014
DRealGeesam1: Thank you.
That is my fear too. Drinking salt is VERY dangerous and can kill fast. People must be drinking large doses by now. I am afraid!
So u knew this? U need deliverance i swear.BTW i don believe this ur BS.U just an attention seeker.Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Leadership Failure: I Saw "74 Missed Calls"&20 Text Mgs On My Phone This Morning by Djicemob: 7:32am On Aug 08, 2014
74missed calls? U r one hell of a sleeper! Chai!!!
Music/RadioRe: Tips For Djs by Djicemob: 10:45am On Aug 07, 2014
Nice tips.Especially the last tip.Upcoming DJs get it twisted most atimes.
InvestmentRe: A Change Of Graphics Needed For Nairaland! by Djicemob: 10:17am On Aug 07, 2014
Nairaland is the best because of it easy navigation and low data consumption.We the users can't ask for a better forum than what we already have and it advantages.Thanks.
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2014
FashionRe: 10 Funny But True Facts About Men by Djicemob(op): 4:03pm On Aug 06, 2014
moscobabs: men love sex than food
LoL.Dont blame the man,blame the piss tool.grin
FashionRe: 10 Funny But True Facts About Men by Djicemob(op): 3:55pm On Aug 06, 2014
Youngsage: Funny? Yes.



True? I don't think so....
Number 1 is sooo untrue! Men give ladies the best fashion advice, trust me. cheesy Hehehe
Lol. not for me though.If a lady ask me whether a dress fits,i simply nod in affirmation...That is for whichever dress she comes forth with.grin
Fashion10 Funny But True Facts About Men by Djicemob(op): 3:35pm On Aug 06, 2014
Okay! Here is the deal, we have had the TEN FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.So i think its only fair if we had a counter thread about the MEN.

Men, Don't get excited yet...
Some facts is gon hit u.LOL.

1.Ladies, Don’t ask men for fashion advice. It isn’t going to happen.

2.A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000.(Though some aproko men renders this fact not entirely true).Lol.

3.If it’s attention that you want,Don't expect it or get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.(Sports on TV is life for some men).

4.Breathing like a normal person while sleeping seems like no biggie to women...You can shake down a small village with that roar of snoring from MOST men

5.Most Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons or sanitary pads at the grocery store.(*Lips sealed*)

6.Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill.
For Instance:Most men have a disease.It’s called open-cupboard-itis. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.

7.Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Use sparingly and only in an emergency. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective.(Secret exposed).

8.Most/Some men own only three to five pairs of shoes. Ladies? Countless.

9.If you shake your groove thing in front of a man, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want.(Ladies,u know what i mean *winks*)

10.Don’t ask them what they’re thinking.some Men can think about nothing for hours.

Bonuses
**All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship" These seven words can strike fear in the heart of even shekau the BH leader.
**Women get over their ex much easier than men,don't be fooled by their acts.
**Most Men roll their eyes at words like ”commitment" and/or "Marriage".

You can add yours...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: ‘hand Of God’ Pictured Emerging From The Clouds By A Photographer In The UK by Djicemob: 12:44pm On Aug 06, 2014
Another yabaleft patient on the loose.Where is the hand?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Handsome Young Man For A Serious Relationship by Djicemob: 12:40pm On Aug 06, 2014
Op r u an hemaphrodite?
CelebritiesRe: Bootilicious Actress, Anita Joseph To Be Featured In Afrocady’s P*rn Movie? by Djicemob: 12:38pm On Aug 06, 2014
Freaks
Music/RadioRe: List Of Nigerian-american (musician) by Djicemob: 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2014
Troll
Music/RadioRe: The Nigerian Music Industry by Djicemob: 12:34pm On Aug 06, 2014
Op.U r a joker.
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Consistence Nigerian Artist by Djicemob: 12:31pm On Aug 06, 2014
Poor write up,lacks contents,flawed analysis,spelling errors everywhere,bad punctuations et al.And u want this to grace the frontpage? U r joking right? I don't hate u op,am just saying u should try better next time.
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Gave The Archbishop A N50 Million Cheque That Bounced-rev. Fr. by Djicemob: 10:36am On Aug 06, 2014
peppyluv02: tongue.
I love u too. tongue
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Gave The Archbishop A N50 Million Cheque That Bounced-rev. Fr. by Djicemob: 10:03am On Aug 06, 2014
peppyluv02: shake your big head for yourself and what's his business with whatever happens in Imo?
He has no business except it involves the Catholic church and the last time i checked this involves the church in question.

And i'll appreciate it if u don't insult me again. huh
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Gave The Archbishop A N50 Million Cheque That Bounced-rev. Fr. by Djicemob: 9:55am On Aug 06, 2014
peppyluv02: I hate it when the church gets involved in politics especially for the sake of foolish people like Rochas and Ohakim.
Fr Mbaka pls mind your business and say what you are sure of. Don't let the people lose the respect they have for you? Have you finished addressing the issue in Enugu government house?
Say what he is sure of how? Rochas gave a bounced check and he made it known and u r saying he should say what he is sure of.And...what concerns mbaka with enugu govt house? SMH.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lets Take A Moment And Appreciate The Leos. by Djicemob: 9:27am On Aug 06, 2014
Proudly 6TH AUGUST.
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 8:21pm On Aug 05, 2014
carefreewannabe: What? I have no clue. tongue
I knowtongue
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 6:48pm On Aug 05, 2014
carefreewannabe: Ok, you won grin tongue cool
U just realizing dat? grin
PoliticsRe: This Is Madness!! Is Tonto Dike Not Afraid Of Ebola Virus? (photo) by Djicemob: 10:05am On Aug 05, 2014
Oya help her naa...
CelebritiesRe: Too Sexy And Hot? Emma Nyra Flaunts Boob by Djicemob: 9:58am On Aug 05, 2014
ShugaAnnie: How can those boobies be sagging??are u pple alright?
It seems u like flatscreensgrin
CelebritiesRe: Too Sexy And Hot? Emma Nyra Flaunts Boob by Djicemob: 9:57am On Aug 05, 2014
ShugaAnnie: How can those boobies be sagging??are u pple alright?
RomanceRe: Nine Secrets Most Women Dont Tell Their Men by Djicemob: 9:55am On Aug 05, 2014
Truluvguy: I need a serious relationship from a responsible working class lady that will lead to marriage on 29C329CA or 08100392181. please no ladies adding to beg for recharge cards or jobless women. i reside in abuja.
Naso konji hold u reach? grin
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Issued N50m Dud Cheque To Catholic Church, Says Priest by Djicemob: 9:02am On Aug 05, 2014
berem: when has it become the responsibilty of the State Government of Imo state to renovate the collapsing cathedral in Owerri? huh

If actually a dud cheque was given to the church as Fr. Mbaka rightly claimed, Then its totally wrong and an insult in the sight of God.
Where in the article did u see the church begging him for such contribution.He didn't have to but he did in a dirty fo0lish way for eye service and it backfired on him.
RomanceRe: Nine Secrets Most Women Dont Tell Their Men by Djicemob: 8:51am On Aug 05, 2014
Women want this, women want that. huh

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