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Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by DJInfluence: 12:56pm On Oct 02, 2017
A good example of when truth is not only bitter but painful to hear. Which explains some of the negative responses......
Family › Re: Man Impregnates Sister-In-Law In Lagos. His Wife Got Impregnated By Another Man by DJInfluence: 1:00pm On Sep 29, 2017
My only worry is for the innocent unborn kids. Hope the sins of the parents doesn´t affect them
Education › Re: Top 10 Slowest Nigerian Universities by DJInfluence: 10:55am On Sep 27, 2017
Slowest in what? Which king thread be dis?
Politics › Re: Illegal Paramilitary Establishment Busted And Smashed By Navy Officers. Photos by DJInfluence: 4:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
tolufase:
They want to establish their own terrorist group.
Na so i see am too. Which God fit help us? We need more than 1 God to save us from the direction our country dey go
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by DJInfluence: 12:19pm On Sep 26, 2017
Brother do have misunderstanding and sometimes even fight. there is nothing new here. But Nigerians wey like to see other people in stress and pains will be rejoicing now.

They are only humans afterall, don´t put the blame on them .....
Celebrities › Re: Joke Jigan Celebrates Olawale Osato Jegunmah, Her Husband's Birthday by DJInfluence: 12:12pm On Sep 26, 2017
make you dey prouding with your husband, dey tell other women say he sabi dat thing well well. When jungle mature dem no go tell you. You forget say many desperados dey out there dey find men wey go give dem "baby come back style". so qwantinu.
Politics › Re: Arewa Vs Ndigbo Novelty Match: Osinbajo To Honor Football Match by DJInfluence: 12:10pm On Sep 26, 2017
who una dey deceive with this one? yeye people. So who go officiate the game? Na OPC?
Education › Re: Bed Bugs Invade OAU Students' Mattresses In Hostel (Pictures) by DJInfluence: 12:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
i have respect for Nigeria students. Against all odd, they still end up with good grades (most of them anyway). Education is Nigeria is sufferring. From Primary to tertiary institutions.
Politics › Re: Types Of Nigeria Senators by DJInfluence: 11:48am On Sep 25, 2017
1,5,7 and 8 made me fell down from my chair with laughter. This Op you no well at all.... grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Meat From Priest's Kitchen In Calabar, Gets Arrested by DJInfluence: 11:43am On Sep 25, 2017
How can you arrest someone for stealing ordinary meat? Don´t you see he was hungry? What happened to the 6 strokes of cain that such crime warrants? So now, they are killing a fly with sledge hammer? That priest is wicked, rather than give the guy enough meat to chop, na arrest e arrest am.

grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Skales: Olamide Paid For "Shake Body" Video When I Was Super Broke by DJInfluence: 11:36am On Sep 25, 2017
mogboyelade:
God bless the hands that gives.
And the hands that appreciate the giver grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Shoot Any Cultists Found With Firearm, Lagos Police Commissioner Orders Officers by DJInfluence: 2:00pm On Sep 22, 2017
As if the indiscriminate shooting is not enough. Trust our police officers to kill innocent person only to give the corpse a gun and label am cultist.
Romance › Re: Woman Goes Mad After Sex With Rich Man In A Hotel In Delta, Strips Herself Nude by DJInfluence: 1:57pm On Sep 22, 2017
Realhommie:
Lol @ "INTERIOR" motive..
Hahah, your eyes sharp die. only you notice. well done sir. grin grin
Crime › Re: Notorious Cultist Who Killed Over 30 People Paraded With Other Criminals. Photos by DJInfluence: 12:06pm On Sep 21, 2017
it´s a pity that gun runners have discovered a lucrative market in Nigeria. Buying a gun in naija is as easy as buying sachet water (pure water). The Govt should do something about this before everybody start moving about with a gun for protection.
Romance › Re: Don't Be Afraid To Approach A Female Soldier You Love - A Soldier Girl (photos) by DJInfluence: 11:43am On Sep 21, 2017
i no go even friend a soldier. Make she use me do practice the day she dey vex with me.
Romance › Re: Woman Goes Mad After Sex With Rich Man In A Hotel In Delta, Strips Herself Nude by DJInfluence:
Nowhere and nothing is safe in this country. Ordinary enjoyment the babe go for, somebody don steal her destiny plus sanity. Very soon, we no go even dey talk to one another because of fear of ulterior motive of our neighbour.
Food › Re: Ichapi Peter: Man Who Delivers Food To Workers With Okada In Makurdi by DJInfluence: 10:15am On Sep 19, 2017
Question = Wetin be the difference between pekere and plantain chips?

Answer = Packaging

Well done sir to you for using what you have to achieve something for yourself. grin
Health › Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by DJInfluence: 11:49am On Sep 18, 2017
use condoms
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Who Was Playing Keyboard In Church In Delta Apprehended (Photos) by DJInfluence: 11:40am On Sep 18, 2017
Everybody blames devil when caught ......but when enjoying that loot, they never say thank you devil....Some will even go to church for thanksgiven. But will blame devil when caught. I just wonder who devil dey blame since all criminals caught blames him or it (is devil a he or it?)
Food › Re: 4 Foods Nigerian Students Can Relate To by DJInfluence: 11:35am On Sep 18, 2017
EruditeNews:
Here are four (4) types of food anyone who went to a Nigeria university must have eaten.


http://www.erudite.com.ng/2017/09/4-foods-nigerian-students-can-relate-to.html?m=1

1. CONCOTION RICE:
I do not know where the name "concotion rice" actually originated from. But we all know that it is a life saver for famished students and that it is so easy to prepare. It's main ingredients are just;
-Rice
-onion
-palm oil
-Maggi
-pepper
-salt.

You just have have to per boil the rice and then add the the necessary ingredients and viola food is ready.
Where is the crayfish na? Without crayfish and/or smoke fish, dis meal never set for me. I no mind go canal, go catch the fish myself. Ahh..the good old days mehnn. grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: IPOB Is Sponsored By Looters And The Politically Disgruntled - Lai Mohammed by DJInfluence: 11:32am On Sep 18, 2017
As long as this mad is not providing us with any name, i wont believe him. Not by randomly telling us a coalition of disgruntled element. It seem he knows them, so call their names so they can challenge you. Shameless liar.

But why would any sane man, want to be an information minister? They do nothin else than tell lies.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by DJInfluence: 10:56am On Sep 18, 2017
What a way to think. We are just prisoners in our own mind. So you interviewed the bat before it died and it said it was sent after you?

Free yourself from the shackles of backward thinking in order to march forward. Just my advise.
Crime › Re: 50 Youths Denounce Cultism In Ogoja, Cross River State. Photos by DJInfluence: 9:10am On Sep 15, 2017
All these people denoucing cultism, are they really cultist? i remeber back in the day, it was not an easy task leaving a cult group. These days, anybody with cutlass or dane gun will be forming cultist.
Politics › Re: Lagos Commences Mechanized Sweeping Of Roads At Night (photos) by DJInfluence: 8:34am On Sep 15, 2017
fuckerstard:
Wow lovely, Lagos is my country grin

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No way, it is my country, not yours.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Forcefully Entered Nnamdi Kanu’s Home, His Whereabouts Unknown – Lawyer by DJInfluence: 8:08am On Sep 15, 2017
But wait oh............ sebi the spokeman of the Army came on channels tv to claim they were only carrying out a form of training exercise? or did i miss something...If this na training, then i no want dey Aba when dey come for real action.

Nigeria Army + Govt can look you in your eyes, nose and ears just to lie to you. Don´t they know we will know they are lying? Thank God for social media.
Phones › Re: Top 3 Features In Iphone X Which Some Android Users Wished They Had by DJInfluence: 8:01am On Sep 15, 2017
babtaima:
yup you're so airheaded you didn't notice FaceID wasn't enabled on that device... chill the fuçk out! it's the best tech! you saw how fast it took to unlock stuff so get your android self tfo!
Wow.. bro you need the chill pill more than i do. If to say either of us dey collect royalties from android or IOS then i for understand this you passive aggression. Well, i don drink cold beer, so i dey chill. One love to you.
Phones › Re: Top 3 Features In Iphone X Which Some Android Users Wished They Had by DJInfluence:
khalhokage:
Very secure facial recognition has been a thing since Microsoft did it on the Lumia 950XL.
This feature even failed during the presentation itself. grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Top 3 Features In Iphone X Which Some Android Users Wished They Had by DJInfluence: 12:15pm On Sep 14, 2017
sorry i don´t wish i have all these. Am waitig for the next pixel to drop so i can decide between it and the note 8. I don´t do iphones.
Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University Law Students Celebrate Graduation In Grand Style(Photos) by DJInfluence: 12:14pm On Sep 14, 2017
this is nice.
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Receives His Gratuity From Obiano (Photos) by DJInfluence: 12:13pm On Sep 14, 2017
Okonwko of "things for apart" ...... What a movie. grin grin grin

gone are the days we have films that makes sense... This guy is one of the pioneers of good movies in naija.
Family › Re: My New Wife Hates My Family Without Provocation by DJInfluence: 12:10pm On Sep 14, 2017
i sorry for you. Wait till you completed all marriage rite. Then she will show your family something. i doubt she will even let the kids go near them. No let love blind you. better deal with it now and make her know that your family is part of you. Especially because they like her. Assuming they don't like her, then i for understand her para.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Confirms Daddy Freeze Gucci Shoes Are Authentic by DJInfluence: 12:03pm On Sep 14, 2017
freaking ugly shoe. Where my Nike trainers jare... People wasting money upandan for designers crap

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