Toothless mofo, make them gerrout.

Fubara should be studied on "how not to be...." Charly boy was called mumu man.

I swear that aduwawa road, early morning sunday, na him i dey use press my motor.

Versitee:



I am heartbroken. As I write, I am in my sisters house

Ntoor!... Sebi u don see wetin u dey find, divorce make u self bcome side chicken.. dem go helmel u tire pass.. you went to find wahala, now leave him.

Menh, sharing a country with people like this has dropped my hope from 1 to zero. This is rock bottom. I give up.

Not feeling per ser. But did doggy and d back was smellimg poop. She wanted me again i ran.. that shit gave me ptsd.

Lifewasgood:


Not Obi. 'Gbejero eye' is a popular slang in warri meaning 'i don't trust you but giving you the benefit of doubt to prove yourself'.

It's coined after a popular pastor/televangelist named Gbejero who has a crooked eye and can quote the whole bible off heart especially the scriptures that demand you take care of the pastor and church finacially. One is famous lines is 'you are not a good christian or won't make heaven if as member you have different cars with escort and also live in a mansion while the pastor is treking and a tenant with the church building uncompleted'.

Ooo. Been long i have heard it... There is my guy named obi dey made me know d slang... U r cool man regards.

Lifewasgood:
Fear human o! This accusede, they observe even your pastors with gbejero eye.

Is that u obi?

Yes i have. But i don knack d babe b4. She wasn't sweet.

Werey gay, marry then after make we know whats up. Be like my guy wey dey look say weed no good, but the day him taste am, na we dey beg am to slow down.

Ode

Cokahot:
He should have put gear on neutral,remove leg for accelerator,apply leg brake gradually then apply hand brake,Las Las hub go cast. I fear to speed my rx pass 120kph if I dey highway cos 120kph quick go drop enter 80,60,40,then balance.but if u dey 150kph ,na r.i.p for inside v6 engine.

Me my camry na 100kmh, where i dey run go.

Rippers, thief and liar.

All, but if i am to choose one. It has to be ghetto dreams. I miss grin like a family member, continue to RIP...

GAZZUZZ:


Replace the pump

Thanks boss, pls, do you have a reliable mech in benin?, So i can change it...

I am weed.... Chai...

Weldone oga Gazzuz, please i use a toyota camry 2003, my steering is stiff when i am turning at low speed, some said its pump, some said it is the steering rack. Pls your advice is needed. Thanks.

Weldone Boss, i know this is unrelated to the thread, but i still have to reach out to you. I have been following ur good work but as i no get motor then, i just dey observe. My toyota camry 2003 steering wheels are hard to turn at low speed. What are your suggestions? Thanks.

The way they are hustling to be president, as if they have good plans for the country. Instead "aLOOTa continua"

He may have driven like a retard, had accident and thanking God. Ode. Except the accident was not a result of your irresponsibility or forces beyond your control.

Instead of looking for medical help for your mom, you are here saying blah blah, well from your words, be like you go be future daddy G.O, they drop psycho shit.

Nofin...

1.2 boss

This one na butty question.

chatinent:

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.


What God cannot do doesn't exist.

OG!

Saga weldone. Your mumu never do.

Remaining nini obsessed lover, ozuor like him.

My vote for cross wasn't wasted.

Make money...

Is there anything wrong with the car i should know.

Hmmmm. 1.3

Interior please.