₦airaland Forum

North. All this illegal immigrant they allow to come and register as voters so they can say they have a population of 3 trillions voter both ordinate and inordinate object voting to inflate their nonsense, now the illegals and radical legals have taken to banditry because "after the voting what do we do". The north is our problem. We cant sugercoat it anymore. We either go peacefully or genuinely restructure.

This people think their citizens are stupid ba. They are celebrating what they are meant to do by right for the citizen. Nansense.

30k... spits

Story.... all of you are looking for your pocket.. ndiala dem, saraki didnt step down why hould they step down. If you come for equity, come with clean hands. That one that suppose to sign election reform bill and ensure once you defect, you loose the seat into law, he is there doing school excursions to different countries. Spits..

This man should just rest, it is becoming cliche. Killer herdsman are overuning his state and laying waste of human and economic lifes of edolite, he is there thinking about his pocket. He should better face the insecurity in Edo. Spits..

He doesnt know what is happening, this is garba shehu and femi adesina combined playing to the gallery statement.. spits....

NwaAmaikpe:



Most times having an affair outside either makes you value your home more.
Sometimes less.
But as long as a man is cheating without attaching his emotions, I won't discourage it.

It is okay to think of Salamatu, Illiyatu and Medinatu while also thinking of your wife.
Because a divided attention is good for a man.
Give your wife all the attention in the world and she'd start taking you for granted, consider you a fvckboy and start looking for someone who can treat her like scum to cheat with.

A wife will always be a wife.
Why stress her and wear her out with sex when she is already overwhelmed with tons of work plus the stress of having children to look after.

It is only considerate of the man to look for a small girl to attend to some of his bedroom needs; mostly those queer sexual fantasies and bedroom fetishes that you can't demand of your wife.
Like 3somes with your best pal or asking her to lick up the hairs in your anus.
A wife will consider you a pervert but a sidechick only aims to please at the promise of pecuniary reward.

This is the same reason people who have very expensive cars also have regular cars as backup for day-to-day runnings.
Will you drive your Rolls Royce Phantom to buy poultry feed when a Peugeot 307 will happily do this?

To the selfish men who have sworn they will never cheat on their wives.
Don't wear that woman out, it is for your own good.

Give her an assistant.

Legendary advice....

The issue is that no Governor ahould disslove an elected LG official but my problem is that, is it now malami is waking up?. When APC was doing same, he didnt write letter, na now he sabi interpret law?. Malami should spread it accross board and LG election should be conducted by INEC and not SG bodies. We need to tear our poorly written constitution to write something better. But the problem is, the people that can change it are benefitting from that poorly written constitution.

Story!. A nepotic and bigoted FG sacking his northern incompetent heads?. If it were occupied by other region, by now you would see fg fire newinewi, and replace with abdulwalahabilu. Yes we are suppose to leave ethnicity and do one Nigeria but the leaders are wonderful. Check all strategic position and their region. They only listen to miyeti allar.

This poster sounds childish, sorry but i have to be blunt..

The combination of islam and northern backwardness is like mixing hydrogen and oxygen.. imagine a world without islam?... yes i know they said not all muslim are terrorist but why are all terrorist, muslims?. At least other religion commit atrocities for their own personnal gain (which is bad) but how would this terrorist be killing people in the name of what they worship. Do they know there is freedom of..... oh i forgot they cant read. Hard truth. Ps: christainity was this bad then with the slave era, the catholic church killing people for their faith but they have evolved with time and know that some things are babaric. We need china style. Rid all sycophant. Worship what you worship in your house.

This man doesnt do anything infact he doesn't know what is happening, i believe he wakes up and ask "where am i?". Any statement that comes from the presidency is from his media team and stooges, without his input or awareness. That place is like a retirement home to him. African leaders are so shameless, which foreign president come here to chill but they run there and dont have the political will to fix their country... i wish i had that "spit" meme.

How can a trade union have the guts to be saying shiiii everyday, it is like carpenter union or keke rider union saying shiiii... men who join us with this people.

Which kain persuasion to eat and rest be that, that you have to go closer and touch?. I feel u wanted to shot your shoot, but you shot your feet, if truly you didnt mean to. Move on and know boundaries.

Na kabal of mortal kombat you go soon talk. So no hope ni gbaye....

This north and their religion should be given their country so they can do whatever they like to themselves.. how will i share same countrt with this sort of backward thinking peeps. Damn...

A proud Marlian... tesumole..

Skilled indeed.. money heist got nothing on him.

Hin face b like rubber self... jokes apart we are in big poo. The legislative and judiciary are puppet to the executive.. and we have till 2023 o... chou.. who send us major general o. Abi we fear say monkey and baboons will be soaked in blood?

Some people are just plain hilarious. You want us to know you dey wear original oyinbo man creation. Ode.. he now said tailor. Your inferiority complex even with the supposed wealth acquired but still forget to buy sense. We clap for you. Mr original wears.

He is not the solution...

How much did you guys budget for this institutions and how much was approved to renovate ona office. Continue playing to the gallery.

I dont like what fg is doin to the masses but i like what bubu is doing to tinubu n his stooges... uu go hear d word of God.

Toks2008:
I think the social media bill should scale through.

One false news can have a negative impact.

This is why I always wait a while before commenting on any social media news.

Oga there are laws already for issues like already, social media bill apart from it has hidden motive is a repetition of laws that are already in the redundant laws archive.

Where is apple? Now we need it most.... to solve our problem.

Sirjamo:
Sowore did not call for a peaceful protest, he called for a revolution and even threatened that the DSS would be no more by the time he's through with his so called revolution, the video is still on YouTube, he originally posted it on his Twitter handle.

You just said the truth, his choice of words were not carefully thought through and is a treasonable offence. But the court should be who to give final judgement on the case via evidences presented by the 2 opposing parties, and the court granted bail, they should honour it. I feel sowore broke his bail condition sha, but the Dss way of doing thing is a reflection of how our uniformed men behaves.

Blogger blogger.... this is a freaking old video.

PataAlhaja:
The National anthem of the UK was played for Joshua and not Naija's national anthem.

I vex small sha but no wahala.

Bros the guy is british o...

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a prick is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

Legend...

People arguing about footballerz that has fixed their lives...

Big idoitu....

I feel this guy helped "changed" high ranking politicians money from one form to another to dissapearing. That is why he cant be indicted. This is the main example of "hustle o"