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Apply now before the deadline to work in a wonderful firm.

Please note that this role is not for accountants.

Once again, folks, allow me reiterate that this position is not for accountants!

What is so difficult in taking just 1 minute to read through the job description!!!

And you wonder why you don't make it to interviews and when you do you don't get called up? How would you get called up when you cannot even even understand the job role!

Stop sending accounting CVs to the recruiter please! This role is not for accountants...use the Google app on your phone's for something worthwhile, google "Key account Management" and see what it entails.

Kindly read the job description before applying, you won't die if you do.

Applications are still being accepted. If you believe you qualify for the position, kindly send in your updated CV before the deadline.

Good luck.

This role is not for accountants please.

Kindly do a little research on the job functions of a key account manager before applying. In fact, if you have to do this (a research about the role), then you're definitely not qualified for the role as you lack the experience needed to be successful in the role.

Accountancy is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Key Account Management, a 100%. So, kindly refrain from applying if your experience is in accountancy.

Happy holidays!

An opening for a Key Account Manager has opened up in an avante garde firm.

Candidate Profile:

1. Candidate should have at least 2 years post NYSC business development/sales and key-account management experience.

2. Candidate should be well spoken and groomed.

3. BSc/HND certificate holders are eligible.

Job Profile

1. Office is located at Ikeja

2. Resumption is for 8 AM and closing time is 5 PM

3. Dress code is formal/business casual

4. Work/Company Culture—Innovative, Entrepreneurial and Collaborative

4. Remuneration—N150 NET

Application Deadline: 14/1/2022

Kindly send your CVs to etherealtots@gmail.com

3 days to go folks.

Send your applications now. Friday is the deadline.

dandyspak:
The mail is not working. Please, check the email address

Hello, I believe it is.

etherealtots@gmail.com

Still receiving CVs

Folks, please, you can do better with your CVs. Some of the CVs been sent is for lack of a better term... disastrous! I don't mean to be rude in anyway and apologies if this seem to be the case.

Your CVs are appalling!!! Even the experienced hands!!!

Diction-0
Synatax-0
Structure-0
Content-0

How can you get a job when you can't even get invited courtesy of a poor CV!!!!

And you keep complaining that there are no jobs!!! Now a beautiful company needs to fill some spots urgently and look at what you guys are throwing in as CVs?!!!!??

And you want to be paid N300k and above! Yeah right!!! Better take your asses out of Nairaland and do something useful with yourselves for a change; like taking time out to craft a CV that showcases what you can bring to the table!

Well, I have contributed what I can...shortlisted candidates should expect mails from tomorrow. Just passing on the info I got from the hiring manager.

Please any potential candidate reading this and intending to send in a CV, don't bother if you can't take just 30 minutes to.do a good job.

You guys have disgraced me!!!

Applications are still welcome.

22nd October is the deadline. Applications after this date will not be considered, so, of you meet the requirements, send in yours now. Shortlisted candidates will be interviewed immediately the application window closes.

As a horror movie aficionado (supernatural and psychological horror, not slashers or Sci-fi sub-genres), this, in my opinion, are the locations in order of precedence where shiit usually goes south for a character in the movie:

1. The Attic

2. The Bathroom/toilet

3. The Basement

4. The Kitchen

5. The Bedroom

6. The car, train or whatever vehicle

7. Outdoors (Garden, nearby Glens or Meadows)

And finally...

8. The Character

Ain't nothing like a good ole' scary-hear-attack inducing supernatural horror flick when thinking of what to close the night with.

Application window still open. Make use of it.

Do enjoy the weekend.

Still receiving and appraising CVs

Candidate should have at least 2 years post NYSC business development/sales and key-account management experience and should be able to resume immediately. 

Remuneration: N100,000-N150,000 monthly.

Deadline: 22/10/2021. CVs received after this date will not be considered.

Job Location: Ikeja. If you know you it is challenging for you to work in this location relative to where you currently reside, please do not apply (work-life balance is important to us; you cannot be productive in the office after spending 3 hours on the road trying to get to and fro work).

Kindly send your CVs to etherealtots@gmail.com

lugado:
pls do you do small loans
I need just 150k to upgrade my car for uber work
i can use my car as a collateral

Hi,

Right now, I do not offer facility for such as you described.

Have you tried the loan apps?

erico2k2:
Poor case, EFCC will lose this already, this is a case of they owe bank If they declare bankruptcy case close! The bank failed to do their own investigation or if not the bank staff are amongst.

What you're reading is just a "summary". Goes far deeper that what you're seeing.

The defendants have lost already. Forget bankruptcy.

These folks are amongst the reason financial institutions will ask for your grandmother' father genotype before giving you a kobo, hell, you might even provide it and you still won't get N1!

We know what we face in this business. To even payback N10k...trouble. And folks keep complaining about how difficult it is to access funds from financial institutions. Here is one of them.

Before coming to me for fund, ask yourself this question; The N5k I borrowed from my BROTHER, promising to return it within a week, have I lived up to my promise? If you haven't and you have the wherewithal to do so, you're a thief! You're no different from the chap paraded by the EFCC in this post. Why? You'd do same if you'd the chance.

Still treating cases

Still taking requests

Still taking requests

Still funding genuine LPOs and contracts.

Contact me now.

Still going on strong.

Got a great LPO from a reputable firm that needs funding? Contact me now.

If you are genuine, with an LPO or contract with a credible company or firm you've worked with before thus getting paid for your services as and when due, you can contact me for funds.

Do not bother yourself about how "huge" the money is, as long as the transaction meets the criteria above, let me worry about the "huge" sum.

Contact me now

Experience would fill an encyclopaedia.

Let's leave it at that.

Sigh...

lugado:
pls do you do small loans
I need just 150k to upgrade my car for uber work
i can use my car as a collateral

Hello,

Unfortunately, I don't give out sums like you need.

Have you tried the loan apps?

Do give them a try.

All the best.

Been away for a while (COVID sure messing up stuff business-wise), but, I'm back.

Now, based on the uncertainties in the economy, please contact me ONLY if you meet the requirements. Giving out funds right now is SO risky (yet to recoup disbursed funds due to the pandemic) and dicey. Please, while.lauding your efforts, all start-ups request for fund will not be considered.

So, you got a good deal? You meet the revised requirements? Chat me up.

Stay safe and healthy.

Been away for a while (COVID sure messing up stuff business-wise), but, I'm back.

Now, based on the uncertainties in the economy, please contact me ONLY if you meet the requirements. Giving out funds right now is SO risky (yet to recoup disbursed funds due to the pandemic) and dicey. Please, while.lauding your efforts, all start-ups request for fund will not be considered.

So, you got a good deal? You meet the revised requirements? Chat me up.

Stay safe and healthy.

Been away for a while (COVID sure messing up stuff business-wise), but, I'm back.

Now, based on the uncertainties in the economy, please contact me ONLY if you meet the requirements. Giving out funds right now is SO risky (yet to recoup disbursed funds due to the pandemic) and dicey. Please, while.lauding your efforts, all start-ups request for fund will not be considered.

So, you got a good deal? You meet the revised requirements? Chat me up.

Stay safe and healthy.

Been away for a while (COVID sure messing up stuff business-wise), but, I'm back.

Now, based on the uncertainties in the economy, please contact me ONLY if you meet the requirements. Giving out funds right now is SO risky (yet to recoup disbursed funds due to the pandemic) and dicey. Please, while.lauding your efforts, all start-ups request for fund will not be considered.

So, you got a good deal? You meet the revised requirements? Chat me up.

Stay safe and healthy.

roscoman:
Hello,

My company is into supply of Coal and some Agricultural products.

Our major challenges is working capital since the company was incorporated over 4years ago.

As we speak, an Indian company is about signing of contract for supply of Dried Split Ginger and Cloves. But our problems remains capital.

Finally, we need your help on this matter.

Contact:
WhatsApp, WeChat, Telegram: +2348182707225
Email: honeyfieldbiznetworksltd@gmail.com

Regards,

Been away for a while...but I'm back.

Kindly PM me so we can talk some more if still in need.

Plead:
So, basically he was killed by the protesters cum thugs and hoodlums. This is getting worrisome, angry protesters are going overboard and nobody is complaining but when the military retaliates to tame them now people will start wailing on social media.

You claim to be fighting because SARS has been infringing on your rights yet you're also looting stuffs that don't belong to the government or its officials and killing innocent citizens while also blocking roads thereby infringing on their rights to free movement. What exactly is the difference between you and the SARS guys?

Most people are biased about this whole shii and will still reply me with an emotional undertone. Smh

Slowly they've become the monsters they are claiming to fight..nay! even more so!

IDesignLOGO:
As if there was never a government during the Sars regime. Why do I have a government if I have to remind them why they even elected.

Sorry I thought I was talking to the right person.


May the Bloody of the innocent lives be on your head and your unborn generations

Here we go again....sigh...

Carloslehder:
That is the cost of an uprising

Nothing good comes off violence, nothing ever could.

At the end of the day, it's going to be a pyrrhic victory for all involved.