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Politics / Re: UK High Commissioner Explains The £3,000 Visa Bonds by djsmoothy: 11:47am On Jun 27, 2013
Chinom:

NO. not kidding. I stand 100% on my assertion that "HUMAN LIFE IS WORTH MUCH MORE IN NAIJA THAN IN UK OR US. Do i even need to explain that to you. People are being killed on the streets of London for just a pack of Marlboro. Kids are carrying knives all over the place, ready to stab you on the slightest provocation. Not to mention ' Drive by shootings" It's a cultural thing bro. We,Africans put more premium on human life than those white kids and Ghetto black kids in the Western world. Kids don't kill kids in Nigeria. Do i need to remind you of school shootings in the West. IN Naija we abhor blood. In London they want to see blood. 2 people could fight to death on the streets of London and nobody will raise a finger to stop or separate them. Call the police?. Yea, but most young people dont give a f*uck.
Like i said, bro,it's a cultural difference. Forget about how organized the system is. Those places still have the highest crime rate in th world. Especially homicide. Are you even aware of how low Murder cases are in Nigeria?. Anyway, i'm running low on MBs. I'm running on GLONetpro. So i may not hang around much to argue.
The truth is that i feel SAFER in Nigeria (Lagos) than i London. Actually my biggest fear in the West is some RACIST skin head stabbing me on the streets just for being " BLACK".
Bro really you feel safe in lagos? how many locks do you have on your door? how many wires on your fence? how many times do you ask your wife before bed babe have you double lock the door? talking about the street, lagos where police are killing ppl for N20 is safe? where you call police they tell you they dont have fuel for car, lagos where i was robbed by ppl dressed in police uniform they might even be police officer. No where is safe in the world but please dont compare lagos to london i beg you. A woman was shot in front of me becuase i gave the robbers money and laptop and everything i had they shot her becuase she only had GSM and they let me go how can you be talking crap like this am here typing and getting upset becuase we should be directing all this stuff @ our gov for lack of safety but we sit and compare london a country that gives you chance to be and do what you wanna do so please dont start oooooo i beg talk about racist please have a look at whats going on in nigeria and tell me if we dont have racist people killing in the north

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Politics / Re: UK High Commissioner Explains The £3,000 Visa Bonds by djsmoothy: 12:25pm On Jun 26, 2013
jposuagwu: If Britain try anything, we will retaliate in greater measure. If they collect one pound from our people, we will collect 100 pounds from their people. It is called balance of antagonism.
everyone is saying we will retaliate the question is when the british people pay the money where will it go inside the pocket of the corrupt gov minister i do not support the bond on nigeria or any country but just trying to say at least they will take the money from the bond and use it to improve the NHS and other department(if you overstay your visit) but please ask our own country men what will they do with the U.K visitor money
Politics / Re: UK High Commissioner Explains The £3,000 Visa Bonds by djsmoothy: 11:45am On Jun 26, 2013
texaco1:
i still dont understand why people are so keen on uk visa.why on earth will i spend 500k to go and be washing dishes and toilets in another man country,when i can invest 300k here in africa and make 3times profit
Bro is not all about the money why people come here sometimes for security i can tell you i sleep at night without fear of armed robber and other bad stuff, good road all the basic amenities that our gov should give us i think this is why some people come here, i know money is in nigeria i have biz bringing money for me in nigeria more than U.K but 4 yrs ago when i came to nigeria i was robbed by people dressed in police uniform @ okota i had gun pointed at my head they took everything from me, not that this does not happen in U.K but at least you know police will check CCTV and try and look for bad people. Now going back to the bond trust me it will not work we are here in the london and i can tell you she said it to let people know they are doing something about immigration that's all
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by djsmoothy: 10:13am On Jun 26, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 BBM: 2658CA9D or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by djsmoothy: 9:28am On Jun 26, 2013
skak: GEJ is going to lose and Nigeria will remain united
Bro you are talking about naija remaining united tell me from 1960 when have nigeria ever been united i was not born then but, from all i read and from all i read on this forum nigeria can never be united look how tribalism have splited us just read from page 1 to 10 and see the views of different people then you know we should not be togther thats my own personal take oooo
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by djsmoothy: 9:13am On Jun 26, 2013
why can't we break today why do we have to wait till 2015 for me that's too long we need to break now now i beg if i have his no i will call him and tell him the SPLIT is now, DO NOT WAIT TILL 2015 DO IT TODAY LOL.
Politics / Re: What's Happening To EFCC? by djsmoothy: 12:06pm On Jun 25, 2013
bknight:

Bro, u intend d international community to solve ur local problems? Laughable! At first, ur opinion seems sound but 10mins lessons in international politics will open ur inner eyes to see the joke in ur comment, sir.

yes correct i know what you mean but i have wasted so much time thinking about this topic and i cant get any solution because any nigerian you but there will later take back hand and if not he or she will get killed but if we have international agency maybe things will work better they will not have access to our money or any other thing also the youth will know what is going on. for example here in U.K we have what we call independent police complaints commission i know it's not an outside agency but at list you know they will check any police corruption or anything bad thing police are doing. let me know what you think am happy to learn from you
Politics / Re: What's Happening To EFCC? by djsmoothy: 11:21am On Jun 25, 2013
simple thing get international company to be our EFCC i know it sound bad but if a nigerian is still in charge then it's same old story one day they will bend, but get private agency from maybe U.K let the Gov pay them for one yr and fish out bad people and watch how some politician will go to jail, the court will need to be international court and the jail need to be outside of naija this is my own take about EFCC
Adverts / Distributors & Retailers by djsmoothy: 12:41pm On Jun 20, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 BBM: 2658CA9D or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by djsmoothy: 12:37pm On Jun 20, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Business / Distributors For Bottle Water by djsmoothy: 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by djsmoothy: 12:24pm On Jun 20, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Adverts / Bottle Water by djsmoothy: 12:20pm On Jun 20, 2013
smooth water is a water company based @ Ayobo area looking for distributors of water in lagos and ogun state.
we produce bottled water 50cl,75cl,100cl,150cl No Registration cost our water is well known, clean, no smell
if interested call us on 08032800595 or email info@smooth-drinks.com
Business / Re: Business Ideas For A Full Time Employee by djsmoothy: 11:57am On Jun 20, 2013
Hello my friend if you want biz to make quick money you can become one of our distributors of bottle water call this number 08032800595 you buy @cheap rate then you resell to people arround you infact you can also have people selling for you on the road durring traffic call us today and we can talk better 08032800595
Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by djsmoothy: 1:27pm On Apr 08, 2013
princejude:

From your post above,Solar Power looks cheaper but I will like you to note the following points:

1. Solar Power system is made up of: the solar panels/cells (convert the solar energy to electrical energy(DC voltage/current)),solar charge controller (Regulates the converted DC voltage used to charge batteries), DC batteries (used to power up a UPS/Inverter), UPS/Inverter (converts the DC voltage from batteries to 230V AC voltage which you can use to power up your house)

2. Solar power is NOT normally used as a stand-alone power supply. It is used to support an existing power supply such as mains/PHCN or generator. The reason is that the power from solar system depends on the battery current and it will be difficult to fully charge the batteries from the solar panels (unless you have enough millions of naira to waste on panels). For your batteries to last longer, you will need to charge the batteries through Mains(PHCN) or generator.


thats my 2cent

Very correct bro you are very right even in the UK you still need grid
Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by djsmoothy: 1:16pm On Apr 08, 2013
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Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by djsmoothy: 12:52pm On Apr 08, 2013
Barcholder:

You are so completely wrong its untrue. There really is not enough space to explain to you why. I have started another thread which is now quite big on the subject. I cannot tell you the commercial details on this thread or it will probably be banned.

But I'd ask you to view that thread here. All of your points will be answered and then some.

A quick heads up for you. The amount of energy thats produced by a Solar Power system is DIRECTLY related to the amount of peak sunlight hours received. Nigeria receives approximately 3 times the amount that the UK does (as I type, I'm staring out of the grey skies in my London office). So the same number of times you have on your roof over in Nigeria would generate 10,500 kWh's of electricity each year. FACT. The average Nigerian household, on a 24 hour basis would require 2,900 kWh's of electricity a year (they currently use significantly less than this as you would know that the average homes receives nothing close to 24 hours of electricity)

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I can see you have a good knowledge about solar which is very good but can you tell me how many panels i will need to power a typical house in Nigeria and the cost, remember i was gonna get charged 8k pounds that's almost N1.6m just for 16 panels I will be waiting for your reply
Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by djsmoothy: 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2013
cheddarking: A house has 7 bedrooms and 2 living rooms....as well as a BQ comprising 1room/livingroom/toilet

The main house has 2 Large Fridges and 2 Deep Freezers.

Each bedroom has a Wall mounted 1hp AC...while the 2 living rooms have a 3HP split standing unit each.

There are 9 Flatscreen LEDs in this house, usually on at the same time.

There is also a pumping machine in the yard for water.


Can you use Solar Energy to Power this house? And how big is the Array gonna be?

@OP, This man has given us the down-side of solar panel i was about to buy it for my house in uk 4.0kw will cost me 8k pounds that's 16 panels on my roof this will only generate 3500kw in a yr for my 2 bedroom house, last yr with British gas i used over 6000kw that means solar will not be a good idea for my house apart from the feed-in tariff and also if you read the small print it tells you they can't guarantee it will generate the full power. So solar panel will not power the above and if it will then you will spend over N5m to build it crazy
Business / Re: Advice needed : How do I successfully manage my bakery In Nigeria from the UK?. by djsmoothy: 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2013
bigheart2013: Yes you can! I asked a similar question before on Nairaland and got very useful tips. Here's the thing.

1. Businesses are established not only for financial profits (cash) but also for economic profits (non-cash), which may be to provide employment ur sister, or to make name, etc. establish which one is more important to you.
2. If you live outside Nigeria never hire a family member or relative to run your business.
3. Don't hire anyone who come to you advertising him/herself or begging for jobs
4. Hire people through a thorough interview process like a real company does. They'll respect the job more.
5. Do not pay salaries. Share the risks by paying only commissions (usually 10% on sales, or about 40% on profits.
6. Commission on sales is more motivating for hard-working people
7. U can also pay a base + commission. Anyone who cannot live on commission is not business-minded. Afterall the owner lives on profit only
8. Have a Bank account with a Microfinance bank (they help small businesses more) not a commercial bank
9. Every dime made must be paid into the bank (and withdrawn if needed)to build cash-flows in case you need loan some day. they should take picturess of bank slips and receipts of purchases and BBM u immediately the transaction is done.
10. Use BBM to stay connected and on top of business. BBM can transmit instant pictures of events & real-time chats as if you are there.
11. Be ruthless, professional, and out rightly non-sense with Nigerians. A lot of fraudulent crappy people out there.
12. You may take a bank loan to share the risk with a local bank, and let part of the loan be management TA (technical assistance), so the bank can provide their own manager to run the bakery professionally as a partner.
13. Another option is to rent out the bakery to a baker who pays you a flat fee every month, just like you will rent out a house you built to a tenant.
14. Every receipt must have the seller's or buyer's phone number on it (not hand-written). make random calls each month to audit or confirm transactions. If they know you call sellers and buyers, they will shape up.
15. Be patient! A business setup in January is not supposed to be making profit by now o!. It usually takes about a year or more to make profits.
16. On marketing use established re-sellers who buy in bulk and pay cash- Supermarkets, bread sellers, restaurants, shops, etc. Don't sell directly to people yet.
17. Please, please, please, hire a lady as a manager, preferably an educated married lady with kids. That's the only thing that works in Nigeria. They may be slow, but at least they won't loot your funds.

18. Ok having said all this. Please fire your sister now if she's not performing. Give her N350k gift to start her life somewhere grin grin grin

All the luck.
This is the best answer ever wow thanks for showing me the light God bless

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Properties / A 2 Flat With 3 Bedroom Each Plus A Shop And A Room For Sale by djsmoothy: 12:41pm On Feb 25, 2013
A 2 FLAT WITH 3 BEDROOM EACH PLUS A SHOP AND A ROOM FOR SALE AT THE HEART OF SANGO OTA ARAROMI STREET ASKING PRICE N15M
FOR INFO PLEASE CALL KOMOLAFE ELIJAH ON 07038985156

Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by djsmoothy: 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2013
kabarka: It seems that the year is starting in a convenient way(people buying into franchise and marketing liberalisation).
@watervendor and djsmoothy is at it.
I have said before ,this a sure stress free method of running this biz.
It is left for the owner to decide on when to start such system.For example
1,A factory owner may first establish a brand,then liberalise the marketing section.
2,Another may consider managing that section too stressful and so liberalise
3,Another for the sake of easier accounting
4,etc

Yes oo Mr Kabarka have been following you since i set my eyes on this biz and if you know anyone
that will like to franchise i will take them on board with no cost at all and also give you some
cash for introducing them remember you can get me on djsmoothy1@hotmail.co.uk or bb me on: 283b997d
Celebrities / Re: Shocking Earnings Of Yoruba Movie Stars by djsmoothy: 5:46am On Jan 23, 2013
spiderstone: Thats why most of the female actresses end up doing both Local and International ASHAWO to meet up with their fake lifestyle...checkout their male counterpart...how many have gotten personal house,they all look glamorous on the screen in borrowed costumes and in real life look filthy with some of them battling ezcema behing the neck..on their cheeks and very untidy....Govt need to do something to help NOLLYWOOD...and the artist also need to live according to their means and safe for the future.
Bro why does gov have. To do everything for us it is upto the people that watch these movies to pay good money then actors and everyone can get good pay gove does not need to do everything for us because the one they are meant to do they have not done it. Road, light, food, education etc
Adverts / Re: Make #120,000 Monthly From Water In Two Places by djsmoothy: 2:21pm On Jan 11, 2013
WHOLESALERS AND DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required, Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com ADD MY BB: 283B997D
Business / Wholesalers And Distributors Needed Asap by djsmoothy: 2:04pm On Jan 11, 2013
WHOLESALERS AND DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required, Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: What's d Best And Profitable Businesses To Start In 2013, Earn Income In Nigeria by djsmoothy: 2:01pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by djsmoothy: 1:58pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Adverts / Re: Plss Can Anyone Help Me With A Very Reliable And Profitable Investment Company? by djsmoothy: 1:57pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Adverts / Re: Who Can Give 30k Interest On 500k Every Month 4just 8months? by djsmoothy: 1:56pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: I Have N40k , Which Business Can I Do? by djsmoothy: 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: Things You Need To Start Doing In 2013,that Will Change Your Life Forever by djsmoothy: 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: Businesses That Will Give You A Meaningful Income Flow Continually by djsmoothy: 1:53pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com
Business / Re: What Business Will Bring A Return Of 50k Monthly by djsmoothy: 1:53pm On Jan 11, 2013
DISTRIBUTORS WANTED FOR NAFDAC REGISTERED WATER (BOTTLE AND SATCHETS)
Pure water production factory in Ayetoro, Nigeria very very good sales rate.

Money Deposits is not required,Distributors should have their own van to pick up product from our factory.

If you are interested please call 08032800595 or email djsmoothy1@hotmail.com

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