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Foreign AffairsRe: Boris Johnson Takes COVID-19 Vaccine by Djsylar(m): 7:04am On Mar 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....good for him

Ain't taking that shit into my system......it won't work though.....because my system is already fortified with origin bitters and weed....

Light up my last kpoli for the night....there will always be light and fire at the end of my weed while I puff from the other end
grin grin you fortified by the gods already
PoliticsRe: FG Stops Grants For Youths, Alleges Misappropriation by Djsylar(m): 2:47am On Mar 12, 2021
perkyB:
pls pronounce your name
Lol cheesy the name keeps confusing you no matter how much u try
RomanceRe: How Is Your Valentine's Day Going? by Djsylar(m): 1:19am On Feb 15, 2021
MzBertty:
Boring...I wish I had someone to call me cry
I can call you if you want
RomanceRe: How Is Your Valentine's Day Going? by Djsylar(m): 5:53pm On Feb 14, 2021
Sirwifi:
Heartbroken and without the one I love , she chose to break up 3days ago
Sorry bro. You’ll be alright
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by Djsylar(m): 5:13pm On Jan 14, 2021
Millenniumlady:
Lol hope you have it big and its functioning lipsrsealed
Fully functional horse power d**k grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by Djsylar(m): 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2021
Millenniumlady:
How to suck d**k lipsrsealed
Uhmmm will love to know how good you are shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Lady In Tears After Charlie Charlie Game by Djsylar(m): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2021
Hintona:
I'm about to try it sef.

Will post pictures soon.
When you do please create a thread we wan known Wetin happen
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by Djsylar(m): 4:51am On Jan 02, 2021
EXLOVER:
Me how to ride bicycle oh, nobody thought me how to do it, but i can ride perfectly well, but i started as an adult.


Happy New Year My People
Fix wallpaper, I learnt it all by myself
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djsylar(m): 7:25pm On Nov 20, 2020
kodred:
I’m available. 30k.
Lol am not traveling out of Lagos besides it’s a one way trip egbeda to surulere
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djsylar(m): 3:39pm On Nov 20, 2020
Please I need someone to move me from egbeda to surulere within the hours of 12am or 1am. Thanks
FamilyRe: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Djsylar(m): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2020
NCAN911:
Hello house don't mind my grammar pls!

There's problem in the house! We have been having problem with our toilet for a while now but we received a shock after find out what the problem is....

My uncle is 44 and his wife is 34 with 1 kid (girl) they just celebrated 2 years anniversary. My uncle spend most of the time at the shop. He sells spare parts and automobile, he never knew and will never believe that his wife brings another man home (who she has once introduced to me as his cousin) ... FastFWD

Two weeks now we have been finding it hard to flush toilet because the water is moving .... My uncle called a plumber yesterday, the plumber had to call my uncle to show him what the problem is.. To our surprise its A condom and one of them is still fresh with some sperm inside...

My uncle was surprised because he said he never used it on her since they got married ... He just built the house which is not even up to 1year... Now their marriage is on the line of collapsing, I like the wife very well because she is kind and generous she buys me latest things like phones shoes shirts... I don't know how to contribute to the issues because I am just a boy boy.
This sounds like a super story episode wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Could The Pregnancy Be Mine? by Djsylar(m): 1:52pm On Sep 09, 2020
Romanoff:
Okay. Let me explain it. A woman has a 21 to 35 days menstrual cycle. The first day of her period is the begining of the cycle. After her period, she has safe days, could be 5 to 8 days depending on the length of her cycle. During these days, she can't get pregnant even if she has unprotected sex. Unless her cycle changes.


The next 5 or more days, her body is preparing to release an egg, so if she has unprotected sex at this time, she could get pregnant cause the sperm will still be alive to fertilize the egg when it is released on the ovulation day.

On the ovulation day, any sperm alive and fast enough to enter the egg leads to fertilization. Between the day of ovulation to 12 days after, the egg will implant itself into the uterus and this is when pregnancy occurs.

So even two days before the next period, the HCG hormones will show in a pregnancy test. On the day of the next period, she will be two weeks pregnant.
Very informative noted grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Coppa, Supercoppa: Ronaldo Lost 2 Straight Cup Finals At Club Level For 1st Time by Djsylar(m): 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2020
That's the SARRI effect baba no go win cup grin
RomanceRe: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by Djsylar(m): 8:18pm On May 07, 2020
emae009:
it'll end in tears...
Lmao grin
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by Djsylar(m): 10:48pm On Apr 27, 2020
Stayed in another guy house for a week and kept lying to me that's she home. I knew something was fishy so i did a lil detective work and caught her
FamilyRe: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by Djsylar(m): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2020
My simple advice to you is to get a car for your wife. You don't expect the mother of your kids be getting to stressed out trying to get to work and dropping off your child at a creche.
She needs the car most you can always survive. As for customers looking at you and charging you less i think that's where your negotiation skills comes in. Having a car doesn't stop a customer form charging you what they want to. So please remember women are to be treated as jewels must especially your wife.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Celebrations Of Buharis Victory From All Over Nigeria by Djsylar(m): 7:06pm On Feb 27, 2019
Finally Nigeria na zoo embarassed
EducationRe: Why Living In Hostel Is Best For Female Students In Nigerian Universities by Djsylar(m): 11:25pm On Feb 26, 2019
Activist001:
Not all schools biko. Come to Futo and see for yourself grin
You so right grin
TV/MoviesRe: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by Djsylar(m): 11:51pm On Feb 25, 2019
Youngbbt:
mine= gladiator (2000)
An old movie my dad made me love this movie back then......one movie that I can never delete from my phone.


what your?
Nigeria politics it's so funny you need to watch it
RomanceRe: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by Djsylar(m): 10:30pm On Feb 09, 2019
skukimania:
And when they do and become successful, you people will still tag them Olosho with big God.
I don't judge neither am i quick to. If a lady makes her cash clean i am always happy 4 her. I know a few ladies thou
RomanceRe: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by Djsylar(m): 12:02am On Feb 08, 2019
elonize:
Dear poster,if a wears a ripped jeans to d lap,it can attract gays n few females I think,but if a female put on dose n wear all dese nonsense "open belle",or clothes with breast exposed or any parts,all men will look....
to end this,when a man brings money for ur putty,u have d mouth n strong will to reject
work for ur money with pride n dignity
Exactly don't keep blaming men for the increased rate of pussy selling.
You have your mouth say no
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Djsylar(m): 10:22pm On Feb 07, 2019
Tirexy:
Puss.y is never yours, it's just your turn.



This, I just learned on this thread.
Same as me i have hardly seen girls put up theirs
PoliticsRe: Borno Residents Wash And Sweep Ramat Square After Atiku's Visit Yesterday by Djsylar(m): 2:33pm On Feb 07, 2019
All of them are the same....
don4real18:
But when Taraba residents were sweeping, it made sense, right? grin
PoliticsRe: Borno Residents Wash And Sweep Ramat Square After Atiku's Visit Yesterday by Djsylar(m): 2:25pm On Feb 07, 2019
All this ones lack sense �
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Djsylar(m): 1:32pm On Feb 07, 2019
I know right like i stopped and she was shocked to see me. That moment she went mute i just laughed and moved on
MannieA:
I seriously don't know why some girls go to their ex houses or even have an affair with them.This is so sickening. Wtf!!!
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Djsylar(m): 1:07am On Feb 07, 2019
She told me she was going to see her sister only for me to pass by her ex boyfriend house and bam babe was outside the gate �
PoliticsRe: Bus Conductors Association Of Nigeria Endorses Buhari For A 2nd Term by Djsylar(m): 12:37am On Oct 02, 2018
It's like all this one want to be unfortunate �
CrimeRe: Boluwatife Alexine Olorunsola: Missing UNILAG 16-Year-Old Female Student by Djsylar(m): 10:54pm On Jul 21, 2018
16 years grin
CelebritiesRe: Akpororo Twin Babies & First Daughter In Matching Outfit by Djsylar(m): 10:57am On Jul 11, 2018
Beautiful babies
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