₦airaland Forum

dhtml: What? how can i be awarding fried chicken when this is not a cooking competition.

dhtml: Just fried ***.

dhtml: You want indians to come and compete undercover ni? Just fried ***, wait, it is meant to be a surprise.

dhtml: See you all in the next competition. I might be having a rather interesting surprise for the winner of the next season.

dhtml: So you are saying a person that was trained in havard for programming cannot be better than someone that trained with ehm maybe w3schools?

dhtml: So you are saying that programming is determined by DNA sequences eh? So what happens to programmers that were born in an era that there were no computers? they simply died and were reborn?

dhtml: Na new nairaland craze o jare. *dhtml has been renamed to dhtml18. Then another terrible thing has happened, which i still do not understand till now - at least 2 of my accounts have been merged.

dhtml18: Coughs

vicdayo: please are they not paying well. explain in full.

omoelu1: I don't see anything wrong with his English sir, rather, you should work on your punctuation.
#just an observation

sealteam66: Proper english you don't know it is now ethical hacking and cyber security you will know.

adewaleh: With Network, you can do multiple things remotely from ur location .

WebclickNG: I can do that for you but not based in Lagos. However I have clients I work for in Lagos, Abuja and other cities full time. Get back to me for detail on 07066999466 or info@webclick.com.ng

asalimpo: Young,fresh (... so tht we'll work you to the bone.)

young , fresh and broke (right out of school . Easily intimidated by our under handedness . Like working on weekends - without xtra pay - and smiling about it)

the job is undefined , we want a versatile slave . You'll do d work of 3 professionals so prepare for that.
A) hard core dev: java
b) web dev : php,
c) front end dev/ui expert: javascript (unworded: html,css)
c) database admin: (implied: must know the 3 most popular databases in d market- oracle,ms sql, mysql bonus if you know more say postgres , couchdb,mongodb )
some meaningless filter: pascal,fortran (this is just to slash the eligible further. We cudnt think of anythg more to descriminate *legally* by so we threw this in)

ahem, we will also judge by looks ( the less photogenic u are the less ur chances but we cant formally state this. As nigeria improves, hopefully 1-way coommunication *employer2 slavemarket i mean job market will improve).

: ) - i helped you say it better. Cuz this is wat you/your emploers are really trying to say.
If only them job seekers cud really get it and tailor their resumes accordingly.

cbrass: Why is Nigeria always differrent, The internet and the webdevelopment industry is a gold mine in America but Nigeria is just an issue why

Dual Core: What serious organisation or web master keeps backups of a server on the same server? Why are they called backups?

Sadly its a common trend and its a shame that people who you expect should know better still make very silly mistakes intentionally mostly because they have this feeling that it wont happen to them....until it happens.

ITbomb: I don't know why people keep going for HP in spite of numerous keyboard complaints, screen and battery.

I'm not saying you are using HP but go for a good laptop like Lenovo not those fancy gleaming box of crap.

I'm still using my Zinox laptop bought in 2011, the keyboard is still clear and firm in spite of hard gaming, screen is bright battery has reduced to 1 hour 30mins after 4 years meanwhile my friend's hp is peeling and keyboard is rub off, battery is 2 minutes.

Go for Lenovo or Toshiba or probably Dell,