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Candidlady:
Tmksouth




The love of a mother.... Out of this world


Sure if it were to be the other one pretty sure he'd save his head first

Bunch of scums

You started well, but seems your senses left you while typing BC what you later wrote is total BS!

Don’t quote me back or else

Tobbydhayor90:
https://serap-nigeria.org/2021/07/11/serap-asks-court-to-slash-jumbo-allowances-for-buhari-govs-nass-members/

Who else thought they would see the amount they earn in the post?

[quote author=iLegendd post=103442276]This is one of the things I have vowed never to do — release phone number of someone that knows me to a Nairalander no matter how important the transaction is.

You won't understand my reasons and I wouldn't like to explain either. Everyone is a suspect.

Sorry, Sir.

No problem sir.

iLegendd:
+18. Is This Considered Cheating? [Picture]

This short post is 3-in-1.

Last month, being June, I wanted to do a promo, but was too lazy. A spirit said, "Just do this promo joor and collect the free money." As you all know, I'm proudly jobless for life.

So, I decided to do it. On our pre-sale, we made more than 98+k. Let's just say it's 100k from less than 20 clients.

At the end of the promo, it was more than 200k (including people who didn't buy at promo price for the month of June.

In that June, I went to buy Cyway water and I saw this beautiful black chair, so I stopped and said to the carpenter, "Oga, this chair try, but no tell me big price o. How much e be?"

As I was talking, the young and handsome carpenter was giving me some signs, but I kept saying my mind. When I was done, he finally used sign language to let me know he doesn't hear or talk.

I was weak and felt bad for myself and for him. Knowing he's differently-abled made me to vow to patronize him.

This was how we started using sign language to talk.

He showed me different leathers — original and fake. He is so honest.

I told him to construct a white colored one and he said with original leather, it's 150k. At the end, he agreed to do it for 120k.

When I showed the chair to people, they said I cheated him. Did I cheated him?

Note: I sold books I usually sell for 10k or 7k for 1k as bonanza in the month of June to generate this 120k I gave him.

Those that bought the books cheated me, so don't you think it's wise I cheat him too? Cheat me, I cheat another person.

The carpenter has access to cheap, but original leather sellers and importers. He is from Imo state.

I carried the white chair yesterday and I like it.

Now, here is the business I want to do. I want to give him 150k or at most, 180k to make the chair below and I'll sell it for 300+k. That, my dear, is business. If all goes well, I'll start something big with him.

The moral of the story is: being deaf and dumb didn't stop him from having a skill that'll fetch him money.

In this short article, below are three lessons

1. I generated money with my phone while in my house
2. I used 120k from the money to buy a set of chair
3. I want to start a business with the carpenter that produced the chair

If this isn't wisdom, I doubt what is. So, don't wait for work or school — get a skill and have wisdom and you'll never be broke.

Can you please drop the carpenters number(he can use WhatsApp, no?) so I can patronize him, he did a great job

Geoboi:
PREPOSTEROUS

Pele oo Buoda eleyinbo

lambszy:
Good morning guys,

Please, help me to help a friend.

I have tried everything possible within my capacity to help this guy but to no avail.
My friend, is 22 and currently in one of the federal polytechnic, here in Nigeria. This guy can speak English, well but the problem is he can not read not write but only his name and Reg. No.

Last year, before first semester exam, I noticed that the guy always avoids conversation that involves reading or studying. I never saw him read, not even once. We are neighbours and friends.

I just decided to take it upon myself to find out what was wrong as I know he is a good person but hiding something. So I offered to be helping him with assignments and handout summary, to my amazement the guy find it hard to read what I smartly asked him to. He refused to admit that he can't read. probably because of shame. so I let him be.

He, then, finally, opens up to me about him not been able to read and write. Of course, this was after first semesters exam and I had to perster him. How have you been writing the exam then? I asked, he said "I submit blank paper" when the result came out he had 6 COs (carry over).

Again, I offered to help. I did all his assignments, encourage him to write something in all his test, He improved on his CA and others except for reading as I told him to at list write some thing down.even if it means coping from someone siting next to him without getting caught, I'm not encouraging exam malpractice but he needed help urgently.

Now here's my major challenge and concern, Since January this year, I have used Queen's Premier, use other English materials, vowel and consonant sound

The only thing he's been able to read are just few two letter words. Thought I was the problem, so I lied to friend who happens to be a leature that the guy needs help, and that he's finding it hard to understand his books. The lecture told the guy not to come again as the guy is still not getting it.

Please, help.... the guy want to learn but I don't know what exactly could be the problem.

Inputs please, I anticipate your wise advice.
Thanks.

@OP, please read up on dyslexia a little that might be his problem.

mekuso89:
Bro send me some na pls abeg

Make e send you the Kolo or what??

Easyincome24:
My Husband paid N580K for my Bride price and refused to help my family members
~ Nigerian Lady

A Nigerian Lady Identified as Elohor Okudu narrates how her husband has refused to help her own family members after paying almost N580k bride Price.

The story was shared by a twitter user identified as @SmartAtuadi, the lady is seeking professional advice as the issue bothers her.

She Wrote: “I got married 8months ago, my hubby earns 70k monthly while I am yet to get a job, during our wedding ceremony, hubby spent about 580k on the list given to him for the traditional wedding, I persuaded my parents to reduce the list but they said it is a must and a tradition.”

“He was able to raise the money as I wasnt working and I couldn’t help financially. After marriage I suggested that he should be sending something monthly to my parents as he does send to his parents too, but to my surprise the reply he gave me was that he didn’t owe my parents anything that they have collected all they are entitled to fromHelpNigerianally I was not angry about that until my younger brother wanted to get married and his bride family gave him list of things for the traditional wedding which amounted to 400k.”

“My dad then shared the expenses and told my husband to contribute 120k towards my brother’s wedding but to my surprise, my husband said no and told me that my family has collected all they wanted during our wedding and they shouldn’t come to him for any financial assistance, this got me angry and I told him that he is not responsible.”

“Ever since then we have been living like strangers in the house, he doesn’t talk to me, he has just been keeping to himself, and I have never seen him this way before not even in our 2 years of courting.

“Please our mummies and daddies, kindly advise me on what to do to save the situation, I am in between my husband and my family”.

#areatalkreport

Source:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=586096619460875&id=102858197784722

Same old story, I thought I read this on nairaland not long ago

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9652771/Fossils-Huge-dinosaur-length-BASKETBALL-COURT-roamed-Australia-96-million-years-ago.html

When dem go see this kind thing for naija

Omihanifa:
How will he know his onions when ipob boys don loot the truck carrying them in the East

Another angle

Nogevat1:
FOUR ODD FROM SWEDEN KICKOFF @ 2PM.
PAYMENT AFTER WINNING;
WHATS-APP;
0 9 1 3 3 0 1 9 2 9 0

You no Dey tire for this scam shii ni?

fergie001:
See Previous thread HERE


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A screenshot of some of the Afaka students in a video released by their abductors during their two months long captivity.


SOURCE


lalasticlala mynd44

Damage control

Simplyleo:
When will pdp berate its governors for not paying the new minimum wage?

Or better still tell the arms of government to cut the humongous entitlements they receive but I wonder if they would do so since they won’t love to be called out too, when they prolly get back in power..

Sultty:
fools everywhere. panti is the best place for a scum like him if they release him the streets will treat his f*ck up, it's for his best interest

I’m no rape apologist but the question is , Na you go treat his Bleep up? Talk for yourself!!! Who be street? Na your family abhi

martinlooter:
It is true, I have experienced it in Omoku, a place close to Port Harcourt, when I was working with Saipem, my immediate boss who is a pirate aka sea dog offered me an opportunity to join them so that I can grow in the company. I had to turn him down, because they turn their backs before they enter his office and they drink human blood a lot during their meetings at night.
He brought their forms to me three times, but I rejected them and had to run for my life when they told me that I have to kill my first son to join them and make wealth.

But after using whatever in their quest for money, are they as wealthy as bill gates? Elon musk? Or Ahmed musa?

Where una Dey see this energy to stay in a relationship?

Always keep the door open jhare, make we wey Dey waka upandan relationship be able to glide in and out lowkey

Drop her number let’s help you talk to her so she can unblock you after we done with her... you know the drill sir

Kandeed:
5 less Yahoo boys to worry about.....we need more tolls

Where was it written that they were yahoo boys?
You lack all what’s good in a human

Radarada

besofast:
Stop Calling it “Garri”, Check Out What it is Rightly Called.

There are many items in the world today whose real names have been wrongly used by many. Many persons in Nigeria, have created and popularized names of several items and products; which are totally different from their original name.

Regarding this article, we shall be looking at 5 different items or local foods whose real names have been wrongly used by many in Nigeria. See them below.

1.    “Garri” (Granulated cassava or cassava granules).

The granulated cassava is no doubt, one of the most common food in Nigeria and Africa at large. It is commonly called “garri”, but for the sake of the right communication and usage, its real name is granulated cassava or cassava granules.

2.    “Moi-Moi” (bean pudding).

Bean pudding is a common meal that is usually called “moi-moi” in the local Nigerian word usage.

3.    “Zobo” (Hibiscus tea).

Zobo is the native name given to the African drink made from the Roselle plant. The proper name for it; is Hibiscus tea or Roselle plant tea.

4.    “Akara” (Bean buns)

Akara is another popular African meal that is made with beans. Its proper English name is bean buns.

5.    Kuli -Kuli (Peanut bars).

Kuli- Kuli is another popular meal or local snack that is commonly made in the northern part of Nigeria. It can be eaten alone or can be combined with beverages, its real name is peanut bars.

SOURCE: https://naijacampusjams.com/stop-calling-it-garri-check-out-what-it-is-rightly-called/

Thanks for this @op

But go to any market near you and tell the [b][/b]zobo woman you wan buy hibiscus tea or the moi moi woman you wan buy bean pudding

The funniest of it all is that kulikuli you called Peanut bars

OP talk true no be moimoi you sef Dey call am when you want to buy?

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/04/15/7-ways-to-tell-if-a-guy-no-longer-fancies-you/

[b][/b]Last one

You don forget to add when you see him as your bank

officialmario:
I wonder the kind of people establishing schools nowdays, for you to be a proprietor or proprietress of a school you need to have studied EDUCATION in school so as to have the clear understanding of how to handle your school and the entire staff.

My friend made some comment on some of his students report card and he is in trouble now.
These are some of the comments:
"He is not active in class"
"She keeps gang in the school"
"He is a truant."
"She is rude and not respectful",
those are some of the comment he made, and the proprietor told him to go and apologize to the parent for the comment made on their children's result, the guy has refused and has been fired for nt apologizing.

Whats your opinion on this?
did you get any comment that made your parent to be mad at you while in secondary school?

You all criticizing the OP, seems you all went to private schools... the comment those teachers in public sec.schools do give ehn, will make you want to give thanksgiving in church when you see the opposite of it on the report card later

Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/doctored-videos-against-me-coming-says-pantami/

Lol.. like they will do anything? When it was even real they didn’t do jack shii

A lost corn tree

Diegostan:
My story will shake the whole nairaland if I drop it here...

What’s new under the sun anymore?

Abeg drop am so the elders in the house can analyze if it’s copied or not

Nemere2020:
https://ait.live/breaking-armed-robbers-shutdown-highway-in-imo-state/

Chellum na highway

am 32yr father of 2 kids, am SSCE Holder please anyone that can help me with Job 30-35k monthly salary am ready to compensate with 10k. NOTE no scam please

Did you later get the job in this era?

No hon you're gross

Seems people no Dey like for this era

yme1:
I love me a little pot belly on my man
Damn...... I find it sexy
I'm not really into the 6pack guys, to me most of them r just eye candies
But I do find little pot belly on my man sexy.

Oyah I don get small for this 2021
Make we link up?

So far, all d gals dt has toasted me, i made sure say i chop dem nd chop dem welll in everyway u tynk possible. Na free invitation b dat.

You’ve been here for a very long time o

I still Dey see you in yr 2020

Glad you made it that far and will continue to make it more

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