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Makiir:
Hello all,

I will be moving to Victoria Island Lagos in January 2023 to setup the telematics and network infrastructure for a new office planned by my company.

I was wondering what the dating scene is like, and what opinions Nigerian women have of white American men. I will be in Lagos for roughly 6 months and would be interested in finding a Nigerian women to have a relationship with.

Thank you for your valued responses.

any job available call me

youngmd:
Op the headline is misleading.inheritance should not be regarded as"my own "as if u worked for it.





I think u should revisit the court

the bank is owning him,him papa one na him own.

DaniDani:
Ongoing now, 1million march for Peter Obi. Nigeria youths are talking. We are tired of excuses, we are tired of ASUU strike, power failure, insecurity, poverty, hyper inflation and mismanagement of the economy

and old people in power.

QuinModah:

no shoot me o!

Samuel089:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycL-EQsjj9s

A female native doctor was performing spiritual rites at the river when police officers arrested her drummers.

In a trending video, the angry woman gathered her people and stormed the police station. They asked the officers to offer sacrifices for arresting their member.

"No one dares me, I don't fear anyone except Olodumare. I am confident of my charms", the native doctor raged at the station.

eyanga dey sleep trouble go wake am

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e27mETvaOY


https://www.wionews.com/world/nostradamus-book-sells-like-hot-cakes-after-prophecy-on-queens-death-519437/amp

if it true,let start preparing for the end of the world.see what he said.

MadamVanessa:




I can't still believe this overfed pig of kidnapper asked out once in an event in portharcourt. . I was just smiling all through, when he was done blabbing his nonsense, i asked him, do I look like your mate, do I look like someone that is desperate for a man? abeg oga go Siddon...little did I know the fool was even a kidnapper.

e no go make police no ask you questions,I no follow don increase.this include people way don pass where him pass b4.

hope4nigeria:
pay wetin, anybody who repay Loan shark is a fool

I beg explain

ublight:
Hello guys its been a while I posted here. I'm back with another update.

I have this business partner helping me out in real estate. She is a smart young lady, very pretty and tech savvy. Everyone has their bad habits, so does my business partner. She smokes like a chimney.

I really have no qualms about her living her life the way she wants.

So today I was with her around 11am after church service discussing about our next line of action when she received a call from her dope dealer to come for his child's naming ceremony. She begged me to follow her there and I obliged.

We took bolt and arrived there in less than 40 minutes. Guys, come and see people smoking their lives out. I felt so awkward in their midst. The young lady quickly got that paper and started wrapping her own dope, brought a seat for me and I sat.

One thing I found quite amusing was that this guy in question did not know me b4, but he was so welcoming and free. I was baffled cos I could have been a police officer, but he didn't care.

They offered me some smoke which I declined, they offered me some Spirit, and I also declined. People started raising eye brows, so the lady came to me and told me to accept something or I might be sending the wrong signals.

I finally opted for a bottle of hero. Soon a plate of porridge plantain was before me. Mehn I was salivating at the aroma. There was fish, snail, pere winkle, etc. Finally something I could accept whole heartedly.

I jumped on the plate of food like I had not eaten for days. Little did I know that I was setting myself up for a laugh.

Guys, the food was drugged and I did not know. After finishing the food, I couldn't stand again.

Everybody just laughed at me. My friend just ordered bolt and took me home.

I still had to send d guy 100k for his generosity and hospitality. It's not easy to give people free food in this difficult times.

the food was not drug as per say.it was cooked with cannabis.longer throat them say the kill person.

ObamaMessi:
E tire me since this woman started working in my school. She's at her early 30s, she's married with a baby.

This is her third week working here and she has lavished me with gifts countless times.

This morning she said "uncle shakara" my popular name among kids then she fondled my hair and smiled straight into my eyes. This woman is fond of me and I'm begining to like her but my fear is that my dad warned me against affair with married women.

person no go like person again? I be free the woman Jo!

PandoraObi:
Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is Officially 55 years today �

Happy birthday to him

Wishing you freedom and Biafra�

long life and Biafra

BadRadio:
Yeah, I mean celestial Church Of Christ. Tbh, I have my reservations about that church. Some of their teachings and beliefs and doctrines does not sit well with me.

The last time we tried sex... I noticed she was wearing a rope round her waist with multiple tiny silver crosses hanging on it. She also had one round her wrist and one round her left ankle.

I'm pretty scared that she doesn't do spiritual things to me or turn me into a vegetable

Will that be enough reason for me to be worried?

which celestial church dey wear those things,the last time I checked na mamywater girls dey wear those things. Very soon u go start to swim for dream

jbsuth:
When i Look at my Father and all the things he is currently going through, i feel like killing the man. I have thought of poisoning Him, shooting him . I have thought of having him Beg for his Life before i pull the trigger .

A thread was on front page about a nairalanders father being so promiscuous and sleeping with married women. My own father was worse. People come to him when they have marital issues and my father will sleep the woman and further destroy the marriage. He has done alot and our family name has been soiled. There was a time i spent close to 2 million settling issues regarding sleeping with a naval officers wife.

I am 26yrs of age. I took my woman home to see my parents so i could start marriage plans. I stayed home for days with her. We started having serious issues and she left. She called and said she was no longer interested. I was Mad about it all. Two weeks later, a friend that works in a Hotel close to her place called me and told me that my woman now hangs out with a particular old man. He sent me pics of her with my own Father .

My Father takes her to the hotel to sleep with her. The hotel is like a guest house. I made an arrangement with my friend and told him to let me know when they are together. He called me few days later and i busted them without him knowing i was the one. I poured acid on the girl and she is badly damaged .

My dad came back him and lying to my Mom that he went for a church program. He has been receiving call from the girls family and i can see hw dejected he looks. He doesnt want to tell me what the issue his.

I feel like letting him know i did it and also feel like Killing Him. I might do it. I am Pained.

bros the only thing is to zero your mind, don't kill him just leave travel far from home.as for the girl u went to far o! Women and they wahala,mine is in the mortuary now no money to burry her.becareful don't kill please.

Mhykel217:
O.G

Fearless man.
Not these ass kissers there today

this one na over taker

joyandfaith:
Who you ategorise as being intelligent? A student who had A in Mathematics , B in Chemistry and C in Physics or A student who had As in the three subjects.

the 1st student may really know what he or she wrote but the 2rd may cram and write.so don't judge.

Skyview01:
Your dad was promiscuous due to his lack of seft discipline and not high sex drive.

high sex drive and unable to control it,makes him promiscuous.

TastyFriedPussy:
Honestly I wish I and that girl who was shot and killed by soldiers chasing a car carrying illicit products could switch places. I just wish I could take her place in the afterlife while she takes mine here. Even though my Papa get money, this life don tire me. I just want to die so bad but I don't want to do it myself.

me need money tell ur papa to give small for my rent naw!

VOsimhen144:
So yesterday evening one my way back from work I decided to jaz in olosho house.
As I was walking through the passage looking for a suitable girl to knack, I stumbled into this girl room, then I knocked at the door, she came out holding a Bible and she told me to come inside. She placed the Bible on a plastic chair, she picked up her pen and put it in between the Bible verse she was reading, then close the Bible.

She greeted me politely, she even prostrated while greeting and asked me how was work today? I said work was fine, then I asked for her price, she told me and I paid her. She even said Thank you sir while prostrating to collect the money for my hand.

After the sex, she helped me to cleaned my dick very well. I asked for her name, she told me her name. As I was leaving she even wished me good night.

I never knew olosho could be this polite, respectful and God fearing. Most of the ones I've seen dey even smoke igbo and can be very rude. But this particular girl was reserved, cool, very respectful and God fearing.

So please is there anything like God fearing olosho girl?

whatever u du don't even think about it.if u know,u know.

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

u no fit clean mouth for this one o! U don score be say u do score,no VAR.my own na to wish you joy and happiness.

QuinModah:
According to an army survey, in a recent interview at camp, some women blamed their singleness on the timidity of some men, saying they (men) lack the courage to propose to them.

According to them, their statuses as military women mostly strikes fear into men, and that is the reason why they find it difficult to marry.

They believe, is the main reason for their singleness, adding that in terms beauty, they can match any civilian lady in the country

One of the military women who spoke on condition of anonymity as saying by;

“When we took the hard decision to defend and serve mother land we never anticipated that it was going to cost us an opportunity to find our life partners,”

Another woman added;

“It has been more than 4yrs in the service and not a single man has made an attempt to approach me not to talk of proposing to me.

Apart from being a military woman, I am human too with needs.., how do you expect me to give out my best when those needs are not met?”


Why are guys scared of approaching female armed forces (Navy, Police, Army, Air force, NCDC) a coursemate just told me that a guy wanted to approach her at the mall yesterday evening and saw her wrist watch with the camouflage colour and changed topic, abi una liver dey fail una Lol

me the think say una na for the generals.personaly I no need somebody way,if am about to nack them go call am for emergency or u go dey for sambisa,nack go dey hungry for home.

VeryWickedMan:
This wicked winch wants to finish me tonight. Can you imagine I just got back from long travel after signing a mega millions contract in Abuja and she said I will eat onions because I didn't drop money for food.

Funny enough she will make demands to chop out of my mega millions contract.

What happened to supportive women? Or is it a myth?

I beg am in,call me make I come work.

FreeSpirited:
Let's play a game

Just make a comment or say, what do you think...Nairalanders who are familiar with ur moniker will tell you what they think about the moniker or ur person.
Since we don't know each other...we can hazard a guess from the impression will have about monikers
.

this kind game will never finish and nobody go win