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Kpakam:
So na fear make u stop to drop update?

Come see epe

UPDATES DEY MY PHONE OO.
Come see messages for my mail.
People dey even use spirituality threaten me for something wey be fiction eh?

This forum i no know say plenty ritualists and Spiritualists dey.

Person even tell me say na that kind runs dem dey do for person rn and me i dey cast am

Contind

As i collect that money that night, buys for hk just dey tear me plenty congrats come dey suggest ride we we go buy or where we dey go or which cruise we do dey. I wasn’t really trilled maybe because of the fact that i know what made that cashout a success. I tapped on my WhatsApp status and the first post that dat i checked was Tayo’s obituary which was posted by one of her close friends. Apparently she was involved in an accident with four of her friends and she was the only one that died, the others were hospitalized with healable injuries, but Tayo didn’t make it. She lost her life in the Toyota corolla i gifted her. The night after i cashed out, I had settle them boys at Hk and that night, i was heading to VI. I was about leaving the house. I’m saying, like i got in my car, and i head a voice that sounded like Tayo’s and I thought i head something like “Babe on the Ac joor” i turned back and right there in the back seat was Tayo, she just sat there looking at me disgustingly and I swear for a moment i thought it was all in my head, then she hissed and she wasn’t there anymore. Omo i fear, i frantically opened the car door and ran into the house. But inside suddenly felt too big and scary. I dashed out of the house again and made for the streets. I found a breath, booked a ride that took me to an hotel where i passed the night ( in fear i tell you) because that encounter kept replaying in my head. Shade knew what was going on, she know say i don use her sister. I knew she’d be up to something but I had pressing issues at hand that i needed to fix i knee I wasn’t done with her and she’d try to get back at me somehow. Baba said i saw Tayo because her spirit was hurt and not ready to go and that she preferred to be roaming about tormenting whoever cut her life short.

I won’t stop working on it tho. Thanks y’all

But then some people be carrying everything in their head tsheeew

When i started this i pointed out i was no writer and it was fiction.

Go and write your own and put forth all the ingredients you highlighted.
I’m just trying to entertain

Born2winKingOG:
No longer interesting.

No suspense.

Too many exaggerations.

You use a girl, come still use her sister.

Agbeg e

Tayo didn’t remember anything, i personally drove her in her new ride to her school because she couldn’t be driving a car in Lagos. She said she wouldn’t know how to explain it to their mom. But her new found status and the reason why she asked me to bring herself and the car and the new clothes she had was suddenly centered around the fact that she wanted to impress people or students alike. I even got her a two bedroom apartment in town, away from school premises (she formaly lived with roommates in a village closer to the Polytechnic. But shebi car done dey, distance no go be wahala. Weeks after I returned to Lagos from taking Tayo back to her school, i got a call from one of my guys in the upper echelon and they told me to fall in that one update was boiling hot amongst our fraudlionaire friends. Sharp sharp i was in Abeokuta, i found out the update was federal government grant. And this grant could be carried out in several ways but I’ll use two as an example. Which involved tricking an American citizen into believing the government was offering him free grants and all he had to do was apply to claim the money and the money gets delivered to him through fedex or UPs.

Or You’d go online to Facebook, clone an American citizens Facebook profile and target his friends list with conversations and making them you received the grant and actually saw their name in the eligible peoples list and you reached out to them to inform them so they could claim their money. At first I wasn’t really interested in the update because it wasn’t like the normal hustle iw as used to. But i suddenly remembered i haven’t even used Tayo’s destiny to cashouts as I haven’t made any money since we completed the rite. Na so boys put me through, i spammed about 6 facebook profiles before one of the maga’s i spammed replied gbas!! Na so input am through format na so thr maga go choose one million dollar to get ten million dollar. Shey you fit do btc e say yes! You fit do am now? Maga say yes!! Oya do am make i see!!! Na so maga do am o i see am. Omo boys wan mad that night!!

The officer i spoke to asked me where i was going at that time of the night and why Tayo was looking like a zombie. I told him i was heading to the hospital as the woman had a medical condition and required urgent medical attention. He didn’t really seem convinced. He signaled another officer and i repeated the same thing i told the first officer. Then they asked me for my vehicle papers which I provided. And one of the officers retorted saying i was a ritualist and what type of medical condition can make someone be looking like a zombie and that he suspected i was a yahoo guy who used women and dumped them somewhere and that he was sure that was what I was up to, yo be driving at that time of the day. Then they ordered a search of my vehicle asking me to alight. (They carried on with the search, and all that while Tayo sat there in the Camaro looking transfixed.

They didn’t see anything and one of the officers said my bill was one million (you say wetin) shey I wan buy land ni? The officer made me understand that they could rope me or probably kill me right there on the spot if i no drop. We argued back and forth and they settled for 500k or nothing. I didn’t want to keep hanging around there and was going to make the transfer to the account number that was provided when Baba’s call cane through. I picked and spoke with Baba for a brief and he asked me not to pay a dime. He asked me if i had faith, i said answered and he said just go to your car and drive off. I dropped the call and found out that the officers suddenly focused on one of the officers that lited a cigarette smoke and before I knew it, it developed into a heated argument that one officer slapped another. Emi, moya drive away.

Tayo regained normal consciousness just before we got to the hotel and she kept yawning saying she didn’t know she’d slept for long after asking for the time and i told her. I told her we ran into hectic traffic. From the corner of my eye i could see her trying to feel her coochie. I understood she’d be in slight pains down there but the cool side of it was, she wouldn’t remember a thing. I paid for a room and put her there. I told her I’d come the next morning and that i needed to put somethings in place. The same night i returned to Baba’s coven, he then went ahead and handed me a soap and sponge and asked me to bath outside his compound at a 3 way junction (orita meta), then i slept overnight in my spiritual bed (the coffin). As baba closed the lid of the coffin above, i immediately went into a trance. The next morning, i checked with Tayo in the lodge and took her out for shopping like Baba suggested, she won’t die, she’d live life normally but just won’t amount to anything. Wetin concern me. I changed her phone bought a iPhone and a Samsung phone, both were high ends, bought a macbook pro, changed her wardrobe completely and bough a small Corolla Sport for her the same day.

Deporps:
Omo this story dey so much interesting, cant believe is fictional as OP claimed.

Na fiction ( something I imagined and put into words as best as i could Og

Aunty later found out what i had done the night of the party and I’d say she probably wondered what gave me the audacity to come pick her things while she was half dead. The days that followed, i received series of phone calls or text messages/WhatsApp either threatening me to return her stuff or at other times she’d stylishly swallow her ego and beg me to return her shit. I no send. One Saturday morning like that, my gate guy volunteered yo wash the Camaro at home since I wasn’t going anywhere that day. I had to hang around outside with him. Talk of the devil na do aunty commot body for gate enter compound. She no even greet anybody she just enter main building. I didn’t leave where I was and in what seemed like 30 minutes she came back outside and stood face to face with me. She said she didn’t come to cap anything, she just wanted her travel documents and the other things i handpicked in her room that day. Aunty even dey warn me say make i no provoke am say na me go suffer am. I still calm am down, i told her i picked those things because I cared about her and because I saw the state that she was in and for security purposes. Then i asked her not to worry that i would hand her stuffs to her the next day.

Sunday, I drive to Baba’s coven and told baba about Shade’s half sister. Baba made his findings and then told me the lady had a very bright future, and if i acted fast and brought her to him, he’d extract all the good fortune she had and transfer it to me. Intold Baba that the girl was in school and would only come back to Lagos at the end of the year. Baba was having none of it.. he went into his inner chamber for a brief, reappeared brought out a very tiny horn and asked me to call the banny and use the tip of my tougue to touch the horn and command her to come to lagos. I did as he instructed and omo e work o she no even follow me drag babe enter Lagos that same night. And as soon as baba saw her.. he said kaboor omo awo!
Baba began his back and forth of rites on the Banny, First he touched her with something that made her zombie like, then he went ahead and asked me to UnCloth her. I did and the incantations went on for close to an hour before baba then left the room asking me to have sex with the Banny. That night, i deflowered Aunty’s half sister.

I used the white handkerchief Baba left somewhere in the room to wipe the slime and the blood off Tayo’s pooousay and did the same to my john Thomas as baba instructed, Baba collected the blood stained material and asked me to clean the Banny up and dress her up. (All that while she was still in that zoned out state of spiritualism). I even wore her clothes for her and Baba instructed me to take her to an hotel. and that by the time she wakes up in the morning she wouldn’t remember anything if at all. I hit the road, I didn’t drive for long na so i jam federal Sars o.

Johnwick64:
leave the op alone.. I don't know the guy but this story looks to real to be fiction. Either the op is a badass imaginative writer or...

its fiction bross.

damosade:
Do you know this ur frictional story is real.. Tosin is the name of the guy in question.
His mom stays at ijede.. Just a little diff.


This is real nairalander.. Money has turned most of our young guys to monster.

This is fiction Dude, don’t even try to matchmake this to your Tosin

So i got the plot, Aunty suddenly needed money and then asked me for cash outrightly, she felt she could do anything. I asked how much she needed and she said ten million. I sent ten million. Madam still didn’t appreciate it and even sent me a text saying she asked for ten and i sent ten what nonsense was that, she stated in another text I received that she was considering coming to terms with me so we can go do the rite at Baba’s place and i was messing up the only opportunity I had with my in capability. I still went ahead and apologized and sent an extra five million and as soon as the transfer went through, she stopped responding. Noon that day, this bitch hosted a yatch part with her friends and made a movie out of it. That same night, i got a call from one of her friends, and that one informed me that she really got high and they’d drop Shade off at the hotel where she stayed and that she was really in a mess. I went to the hotel, located her room, the girls that brought her in they locked her inside and dripped both the key to her room and the key to her car with the front desk lady at the hotel lobby and informed them someone would come for her. (Shebi if meat don finish party don turn to dulling). I met the lady and she handed me her keys and led me to the room Aunty slept and yes she was really wasted. I grabbed her phones, then made to leave when her bag suddenly got me curious, i grabbed it and unzipped it and as soon as the zipper gave way, her passport just sat there comfortably. I took it and left. I left word for the lady that she was gonna be fine.


Mom’s death really changed me into a demon, i stooped catching feelings, nothing really mattered. I suddenly began to feel more at home and relaxed in my ritual sessions, i began to see bathing multiple spiritual inclined soaps as normal the concoction and etc. i always looked forward to the end of every month. Then i started believing that i deserved every cashouts. But street deep gan if e no deep, mama for still dey. Mama mi don follow street go. (Rip Mami).



Shade’s half sister. (Shade introduced me to her at some point before everything turn upside down) beautiful, banging Body omo the girl bad. But she was in school. I texted the banny on WhatsApp and i made sure i kept getting intouch with her. It was surprising to her at first. Then we started texting more and as omo ope wey i be, I provided or i can say i started sorting her bills in school and she kept promising we’d get together when she came home for the semester holidays. Babe na coded guy-woman, she accepted to have a fling with me and nothing more as she had a boyfriend and her sister wouldn’t like it if she found out we dated or had some form of connection at all. Well then, a fling was even more than enough.

Horlardorjah:
Aunty vein don cut

She never know wetin wan sup

I came back from visiting my family and extended family alike, they’d made burial arrangements and bros na person wey die loose oo. When i got to the family house, they couldn’t prosecute me. As soon as i arrived, lots of things were said and people said they were sure i was a ritualist and had used my mom. They then asked me to explain the source of my sudden found wealth. They came to a decision and decided to banish me until i could explain what happened to my mum and my source of income. I told them I didn’t know what happened and that i should be allowed to bury my Ma in peace. They said i had no business with that as they’ve decided that they would all have nothing to do with me until i was ready to speak the truth about what i used ma for and how i got all the money i threw around. They were throwing all the allegations around and it didn’t sit with me as i was already a broken guy. I knew everything that happened but many things would rather be left unsaid. The family members in the meeting kept on discussing. I rose and headed for the door.. the Olori Ebi in our family barked orders for me to come back that i was being disrespectful. I stopped at the door faced him and told him to mind his damned buisness or I’d beat the shit out of him if he didn’t call him and his comrades to order. I told them i accepted the fact that they’ve disowned me and I’d live with it. (Truth was at that point, Mama’s death broke me. So the special something that the gods wanted was my Ma. So I didn’t give a Bleep about what would come next.

I left the meeting, got back home and was going to head upstairs when my computer beeped. Whatever it was could wait, then it beeped again. My Auusie client paid me money I didn’t ask him. I kid you not, it was huge. Bitcoin as usual. I was still awe strucked when Baba rang my phone and said congratulations, i had paid my price in full and free from the shackles of Shade. He said i could go about my life as normally as i was living it before and shade wasn’t needed anymore. (But damn, that came at a cost of loosing my precious ma). I asked Baba if Shade was free from her own bondage and baba made it clear that she would remain with her own curse for life. He further stated that the table had turned, it was Shade who needed me now and not the other way round. I said thank you to Baba and ask him not to divulge anything to Shade as i had a lesson I’d love to teach a bitch. Baba told me to be careful and his called dropped. What i wanted to do with Shade i still didn’t know but i knew I’d come up with something. A week after, i checked whatsapp and Aunty had arrived back in Nigeria her whatsapp status confirmed. I didn’t fuss or leave a comment. I just viewed the said status and passed. Then the same day on her whatsapp status, she posted with one dude, that one too was forming lover boy. If only bitch knew.
The night that followed, i drove my Camaro to the club in the company of Babes. I made it loud that night. The old life i was deprived off by Shade, i went back to it. Bought drinks in caskets, racked up receipts that indicated in millions and the hype man almost shitting his pants and throwing subtle shades to other ballers. Why hype-man no go shout (personally i gave him 100k), i spent almost ten million that night and the events of the night before appeared on people’s status in the morning and aunty saw it then slid into my dm!

I got to my home, and i saw my gate guy, holding a golf stick. Golf stick kwa? I queried in my mind. Abi this guy smoke kolos ni? I drove into the property, but didn’t alight yet. Then i saw my gate guy walking in my direction but this time he had left the golf stick by the gate. I rolled down the mirror on my side of the car and he was tensed and was struggling to get words out. I asked him to calm down and he told me he didn’t know what happen that Small/Big Madam as he usually referred to Shade came to the house with the golf stick he was held earlier holding the said stick, went into the building and all he heard was the sound of someone smashing things inside. (Apparently, Shade had removed the golf stick from my car). Inside was a big mess, the Tv in the Longe Smash!!!!, the one in my room smash!!! The one in the visitor’s room Smash!!. The Sofa’s was not spared, Bitch poured palm oil on the sofa’s and used a knife to rip them open. She connected a hose to the tap in the bathroom in my room, left the other end on my bed and flooded my room that water found its way from my room to the stairs all the way downstairs and my apartment ended up looking like a set stage for a movie. Na hand dey fix things fam, na hand sef dey spoil am. I moved to an hotel, my laptop was surprisingly saved though, i asked my gattie to fix the mess in the apartment and as soon as it was clean again he should let me know so i could replace the things Auntie destroyed.


Its been one week, i was sleeping in the lodge when Baba’s call came through we spoke for close to an hour and that since Shade didn’t come around, nothing could replace her. The Spirit wanted Shade and it had to be Shade. But then again, the only exception is I’d come do the rite alone, and I’d loose something valuable but what it was he wouldn’t say or didn’t know. But he said he was damned sure nothing would happen to me I’d just loose something and that was all and that was the final verdict call then dropped. If I didn’t do the rite, problem, if i did, problem. To add insults to my injuries, Aunties last WhatsApp Status, she was hanging out at a beach in Dubai. I summoned courage, went to do the rite alone, checked out of the hotel, moved back to my property, (life went on). A month Later, i got a call from Home, they said Mom died. Someone apparently flogged her from her dream, they said she woke up and had cane marks all over her skin and after awhile, she slumped and died right after mentioning my name asking what she did to deserve the treatment. The family then asked me to report home or I wouldn’t like the outcome if I didn’t come.

As soon as we met baba, aunty did not even let us settle down and even stood while she engaged Baba stating that she didn’t come to do anything, she only came to inform Baba to inform the gods that she will be unavailable for a while and that she understood the consequences of her actions and she’s ready to live with it for awhile. She ranted in an on (bitch knew she could Bleep around and wouldn’t conceive, she understood that i needed her alot and if she was going to regret anything, it’d be later in the future) she ended her rants with she could adopt a child if she so wished then barged out of the room like a lunactic. I just sat there trying to process what had happened. My mind immediately ran into series of thoughts and couldn’t find answers to so many questions. I was going to apologize to this girl, i was going to nurse the guy to full health and even give him a substantial amount for my actions. But it was their fault. I was jejely going on my own after even though i was pissed as hell before they saw my Dodge truck as a Kfc delivery van. Were they going to tip me after i brough the food if I didn’t show the guy the ‘Jason Statham’ side of me? Hell no!

Baba jerked me out of my thoughts and said not to worry, he asked me to go home that he’ll contact me again in three days and see if there can be a solution or if Shade may come back to her senses. Baba asked me to drop some money so he can prepare a sacrifice that will appease “ awon aiye ati awon aje oshoromoniga” (the spiritual owners of the earth and the witches) so if they accepted my sacrifice, that would buy me more time, and also time for him to make findings about what i could do to replace Shade so as so to fuffill the rite that month. Anyhow anhyhow, it had to be done and i needed Shade or my fate relied on the outcome of Baba’s findings. I got in my truck and headed for home and hoped that Shade would come around, or Baba would find a fix and that fix would be an easy do but damn the devil can be shocking with demands. For the first time, all the money i had digitally or at bank and all the things i had acquired made me really sick. I was almost getting closer to home and, i ran into traffic. I suddenly felt the need to drink water. I couldn’t remember the last time I bought something in traffic. But I really needed water. I sighted one Lady, she had all those traffic display trays balanced on her head and in one arm, she held a transparent bucket that housed a country of Galla rolls. Strapped on her back was one of the cutest kid i ever seen probably about a year old. I signaled in her direction she rushed forward and i asked her to give me a bottle of water she did, this time the movement of cars was still at a standstill ( two trailers were claiming supremacy)

I asked her why she had to hussle with that baby on her back and she didn’t even use any sun shield for her. She said she brought a shall that morning but the express breeze blew it away and she had to bring the kid with her because she had no one to leave her with and she was raising the child alone. I asked her age and she was answered. (Traffic was still at a standstill). I asked her if she had a bank account and she answered in the affirmative. I grabbed my phone, logged into my Kuda App, asked for her account number and sent her two million. Before she got the alert i was already telling her to get off the streets, put that kid in a daycare, get a shop and start a business. Traffic had cleared and i was driving away. I checked my side mirror for a moment while my tires was doing justice to the tarred road and there was a woman who was struggling to make ends meet almost going insane on the road. She got the alert and the message afterall. That single act made my day. Away from all the shade and bulshitting!