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1 Timothy 6:20-21 ESV / 1,102 helpful votes

O Timothy, guard the deposit entrusted to you. Avoid the irreverent babble and contradictions of what is falsely called “knowledge,” for by professing it some have swerved from the faith. Grace be with you.

Mark 7:14-23 ESV / 287 helpful votes

And he called the people to him again and said to them, “Hear me, all of you, and understand: There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.” And when he had entered the house and left the people, his disciples asked him about the parable. And he said to them, “Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?” (Thus he declared all foods clean.) ...

I only have scriptures to cite in response to this.
1 Timothy 4:4-5 ESV / 357 helpful votes

For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, for it is made holy by the word of God and prayer.

NNEWIsuper:
Photo speaks

Okay. May it be unto you as you believe. As a man thinketh, so he is.

Randy100:
Spreading it on the sun helps sterilize the pant.

So does soap. That’s why you wash hands with soap after using the toilet. They wash with soap so it’s sterile.

VillageBus:
2k??

Sold for 6k to my neighbor. Sorry.

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Amakapritty:
Am in lagos too,been looking for a place,pls if u get a place let me know pls

Hi so I registered on their website and got an email Directing me to go to meiran health center on 23rd of August. Well I got there and was told that they’re not vaccinating anyone, they will inform the public when they start. Apparently this is a common story. I’ve given up. Nothing works in as country as it should unless you know someone. They say it’s available, go to this or that location and at the location they turn you away or send you on a wild goose chase. This is Nigeria for you.

Amakapritty:
What is your location?

Lagos state

Thank you for your replies. I got the link and registered. I will be going for mine on Monday. Fingers crossed that all goes well.
https://publicreg.vaccination.gov.ng/

Sanchez01:
LOVE IS LOVE! If it isn't true, then it isn't love. Movies and songs have ruined the lives of many so bad that they have come to believe there is 'love' and there is 'true love'. If it is tainted with lies, cheating or abuse, then it is no longer love. None of these ugly trends are attributes of love.

That said, divorce favour marriage victims and not the offender (except Northern courts that Hisbah preside over). No way a court of law will rule in favour of a cheat, an abuser or an offender in marriage. Oftentimes, it is the men who spearhead these trends that often lead to collapse in their home. Ruling in favour has nothing to do with gender.

Adele paid $171 million in court settlement to her ex-husband in January, I didn't see your handle or your post then to bemoan why it favoured the man. Guess what? Mel B, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Winslet, Mary J. Blige, and Anna Faris all paid heavily in spousal support TO THEIR EX-HUSBAND. These are tiny fraction of women who have paid spousal support to their ex-husbands and do you know why? Bulk of what led to the collapse of the marriage was their fault. If it was the men who messed up, they wouldn't gotten a pin from the marriage. It's the same if you reverse the genders. No cheating or abusive woman will profit from a marriage if their actions led to the collapse of the marriage.

As per your last question, a married man who either sleeps around, disrespects his wife, abuse her physically, mentally and emotionally already show signs of a terrible parent. Leaving children in the custody of such is a disaster waiting to happen. Note that there are men almost every month who win custody after overwhelming evidences suggest the wives are irresponsible.

If you have an insane level of libido and you're sure one woman can't cure it, you're better off with uneducated village women who believe it is normal for men to have a harem. Don't expect a woman to put up with the nonsense behaviour of her man just because she wants to stay married.

May you live long and may good health always be your portion. It gets tiring trying to debunk the lies and unpack their biases. You did well.

Next time, be gentle. Take some breaks and use more lube.

Good sex causes the brain to release a flood of endorphins aka the feel good hormones. The sudden release can cause some people of both genders to cry. This is just one of the reasons. Google is your friend. All the people posting rubbish, try and grow up. Knowledge is free as long as you have access to the internet.

Why not just delete your Facebook account permanently? Once it’s done, you’d have to create a new account and add people again. It won’t be like the first one. Even if you do that, you’ll find it tiring to keep deleting and creating new account and you’d eventually give it up. That was worked for me. Once I lost my first account, it was no longer that interesting. But you’d have to be patient for the waiting period it takes to delete the account. That’s the tough part.

Ok, I’m getting frustrated. I have been trying to find a way to register to get the vaccine but to no avail. The https://www.nphcdaict.com.ng/publicreg/ link does not open. I have been trying for over a week now? I followed the news to get information in case it was finished or something but apparently we recently got new batches yet somehow it’s impossible for the public to find information on how to get vaccinated? What gives? Who has the current information please? Can anyone point me in thethe right direction? Thank you in advance.

Lalasticlala, myndd, seun, please push to the appropriate section so I ( and other interested Nigerians) will learn.

Kokobebi:
Nice to see everyone here is swinging from chandeliers with studs as husbands..
My hubby is very ordinary but well hung.well hung but I've never had an or ga sm with him .Dont worry,I have directed as much as I can I just end up getting bathed in saliva.
Married him as a virgin so thankfully,I don't have any ex memories.

Seexs is not a chore for me as I actually enjoy it,I make sure I sh ag him well,I'm up to date with my kegels so no probs on that count.I love the way s ex feels,I love making the sounds that drive him nuts.He is a very good man and I love him to bits..excellent hubby so no regrets.I have sacrificed orga sm by cunninlingus or shaggamism.

I am very well read,so I have discovered myself,I am in charge of my Os.All thanks to my vi brator. Yes he bought it with me,we haven't gotten around to using it together yet.Will invest In more toys,thanks to love honey.Vib rator org asms are oh sooooo sweet,like my back arching off the bed and muscles clenching sweet..oh the buzzzzz...
I am a very happily married woman with one child and I wouldn't swap for anything..

Holy nwejes please avoid my post.thanks


To the above Q;I hate hair but the hubster is a hairy lion..Love

You just gave me love with this comment. We’ve been having problems in this department and wondering if it’s weird to love someone and still not have orgasms with them. Thank you so much and God bless you for saving a home with this random post.

Where is ypepe
Is everything Ok?

Anyway sha while I wait for you
Let me tell another story about the day I almost died in this America from a near fatal crash
You people should join me and thank God o
It would have been a funeral but God said ,baby mama you still have work to do
It wasn't a car accident o
Not Okada
It was a bed accident
Hear the full story
Na so we just dey tango
Killi me ,I killi you
What did I hear crack crack crack crackkkkkkkkkk!
By suddenly the wooden frames on our double decker bed had broken,the two box springs underneath the mattress caved in ,the bed dropped,we dropped and then i rolled and almost fell
Honestly I thought there was an earthquake at first
It took a while then it dawned on me that the earthquake started and ended on our bed
Chei
That's the danger of marrying an Orobo
You better have a strong bed,extra strong infact,fortified bed or somebody may die

That was after our last child and I still had the baby weight on
Still a big girl but then I was massive
My oga jokes a lot
One day he look me finish,he said Nne u full ground o
I said yes nau
Do they call me madam for nothing
He said hmm,the one wey concern me be say,you fit suffocate me for bed ,how will you break that kain news to my parents at home
That was a great line and we both laughed heartily
I said well everything you want,I get am double double o
Na double double
Azuka double double o,na double double
Nkiru double double
Na double double
You have two women in one ,what else do you need.

Little did I know our bed will misbehave in that fashion
Barely days after that discussion,our bed collapsed and almost killed me

When we hired a carpenter to repair the bed I was so embarrassed,the man must have figured what happened,I tried to keep a straight face
We eventually threw the bed away and plan to buy a lower bed so at least if it caves it,I won't drop from a height
I won't die before my time in Jesus name

I miss the old nairaland with stories like yours and lighthearted humor. People like you made nairaland fun. You probably won’t see this but I wish you well. Ahhh it’s been a long time indeed

Ten06:
Some face dey smell trouble.
I don't see a man going for another wife if he has peace with the first wife.i think these men married another wife to escape from the first problematic element

How old are you? Are you saying that in all of your years on earth you’ve never seen a man who has a good wife cheat on her or marry another woman? If so, you must be pretty young. Don’t worry, you’ll soon learn that bad things do not always happen to bad people. You have time enough to learn that sometimes, bad people hurt good people.

This was a riveting piece. Had my attention from the very first sentence.

Modified: Then came the indiscriminate gunfire towards the windows, picking out boys trying to jump out. The students who didn’t meet bullets met knives, slitting their throats.

When morning came, the count said fifty-nine boys didn’t make it through the night.
Later they tell us they’re not repentant and ask for “our” forgiveness. Did they listen to the pleas of their victims whose throat they slit? Did they show mercy to those whom they gunned down? Did they even feel moved by the primal cries of their terrified victims? See ehn, let the world end make people suffering end. The things God will judge ehn…

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SonofGod231:
I lost my Libido after reading.
So they are living a life of lasting celibacy.
Mind you they can both have healthy kids if no underlying reproductive health condition.

They can’t have their own biological kids. Hysterectomy means the removal of the female reproductive organs.

Spending123:
But how will that guy be able to satisfy her with his 2 inch p*nis, just asking for a friend.

Read the comment above to get your answer.

SlyDev:
but penis no be everything naaa I begi get brain na brain be koko

It may interest him , Slydev, to know that she was formerly married to a black man but left him for the Asian man. She’s been happier with this Asian man and they have been together for years so she must be satisfied with his “prick “ not that it’s anybody’s business but theirs. Not every woman wants a huge dick and what does it profit a man to be endowed with a huge dick that he can’t use properly. Many women will tell you that sex is more than just thrusting/ penetration. In fact, without adequate pre-intimacy there’s barely any enjoyment in it. Often keen ego have huge dick lack other useful sexual tricks to get their partners off as they rely just on thrusting. On the other hand, Men with below average or average dicks often try to be skillful in bed thereby making up for the perceived lack. Over 70% of women don’t get off through penetration but do so through clitorial stimulation etc. guess who’s hitting the target?

That’s mazelee. They have a YouTube channel and six kids if I recall correctly. It’s been a while. Lovely couple.

iLegendd:
Revealed all in my book Not Born a Crime.

Reminds me of Trevor Noah’s book born a crime. Lovely book. Had me in stitches. I will look yours up when I get the chance to.

Divoc19:
Hausa Girls are human.

Sex drive is biology.

Christians and Muslims are human they only have different perspective about faith/belief in God Almighty.

Explore and learn something different

You. I like you. You just summed up the points nicely.

I have that book in my library app but haven’t gotten around to reading it. I guess it’s time to do so now.

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The line that says “we cut down people in your name but the sword was never ours to swing” from the song ‘Jesus, friend of sinners’ by the band ‘casting crowns’

inumidun2010:
SO WILL I by HILLSONG, Performed by OSBY BERRY.... that song is FIRE... the LYRICS is DEEP..
Na NAIJA GOSPEL SONG Wey I no too gbadun except SINACH and FEW OTHERS.. They'll sing 2 lines and use TONGUES to COVER THEIR MEDIOCRITY....

GOD OF ALL PROMISE, YOU DONT SPEAK IN VAIN, NO SYLLABLE EMPTY OR VOID.IF THE STARS WERE MADE TO WORSHIP, SO WILL I..
That's my BEST LINE

Same song but mine is the line “you never leave the one behind”

Good post.

Both parents agree on suitable names. Sometimes the father picks the traditional name while the mom picks the English name of vice versa. Both parents are keen on picking names that mean something to them as they celebrate their baby. Sometimes it’s a grandparents’ name etc.