₦airaland Forum

Davland:
Kindly help a friend,

His girlfriend claimed she loves him so much but never called instead she beeps his line whenever she want to talk to him.
The guy only does the calling.

How true is her claim?

Krosslife:
Please, doctors in the house, I can't get myself for the past 5 days especially my manhood. I saw white fluid coming out of my manhood every time. My pants are always wet, sticky and stinking. I experience pains all over my manhood.
Please, what could be wrong with me? Please, I need urgent answers and solution on how to get rid of this pain. Thanks.

sinizia:
You don't have answers to my questions, simply admit it. Biography didn't give this Aphrodite her title.

https://rapsandhustles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/leila-lopes-maxim-dynastyseries-04.jpg

Beauty is the crux of any BEAUTY pageant!!

kradleber:
you definitely googled it cos this was the exact explanation on the site.

When Eminem said it in the new shadyxv cypher, I thought it was just a crappy bar he spat cos he actually freestlying, only to discover it actually makes sense and Em is just a grand master of the English language. what a wordsmith he is
..

kradleber:
explain the meaning of the words in bold as used in the sentence..

" I'm surrounded by little annoying queers who use chicks for beards "

If you don't know the answer, then all the years you've been residing in a native English speaking country has been put to shame.

no Google please ...

tranxo:
Lol...trying too hard to conform. I never claimed to be a relation of Queen Elizabeth, you did. You've been had already. Check your other posts - poor diction. Keep on the straight path sister.

English apart, my point is, if you profess Jesus, act it, let it show in all your dealings. THAT picture is off because it does not glorify God - no matter how ''innocent it/you look(s). Simple!
But I may be wrong you know. The ''Lord'' that is your strength may be the one I do not even know...... Or??

tranxo:
Lol. Don't mind that hypocrite called Dollyak, who couldn't even speak correct English despite living in''abroad.''

tranxo:
Lol. Lucky you. Your first baptism of fire came only 2 days after registering on NL. With picture gone, the Lord is truly your strength now. Welcome to the straight path. My eyes are on you.

omooba969:
@bolded,

Plz (Please) check d(the) construction of ur (your) sentence again, itz (it is) up there baby(not your baby). WHY & FIND dnt seem to enjoy their walk down d love lane in ur sentence & u av also confirmed d NORMal way ur sentence shuda bin constructed. U probably meant 'WHY did he visit ur profile?'

U & I go skool n am sure u get my drift, so bury ur empty pride & correct ur mistake---datz d way 4ward baby.

tranxo:
I guess you have been to mine and lacked the words to say anything about my picture. Hypocrite? Lol. Between the two of us, it is clear who is. You need help.

omooba969:
Why or how ? Well, I think he was checking u out.

tranxo:
We will like to hear your own interpretation, AFTER you have buttoned up your shirt.

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Seriously this madness going on in the church has got to stop. What are we Nigerians turning the body of Christ into?

Why on earth will a Pentecostal Church not let its members to marry a Catholic person. The moment a wedding announcement is made in the church and one of the member is from a different church denomination, you start hearing murmuring going on. Seriously this rubbish has got to stop.

Look at a church like Jehovah witness, there is nothing on earth that will make them marry an outsider, never. The same thing with Deeper Life yet these same people want to come preach for you. Seriously, we have got to stop all this.

In the book of 1 Corinthians 12:27 & Romans 12:5, the bible talked about we being the body of Christ. So it is an error for any pastor to tell any member of his denomination not to marry an outsider. We must put an end to this madness for there is no where in the bible that says a person cannot marry outside his or her church. The bible never talked about denomination, the bible only talked about the church as the body of Christ.

And to you out there that wants to get married and you are letting this issue of church stop you, I sorry for you because you be original mumu.

In case you don't know, God will not judge you on judgement day based on the church you attended but he will judge you based on your works. So don't let anybody deceive you in the name of religion. Christianity is not a religion but a way of life.

So dear pastors make una talk the one una see.

VOM

FAJFARM:
Here I am my lord

presh247:
What qualities do you look out for in a partner?
tall
short
dark
fair
intelligent
smart
rich
sexy
6pack
God fearing
quiet
talkative

Summer1:
This one all of you are attacking me like this..I'm not against speaking your native languages, I'm an Igbo girl and I love and speak my language to the core..but I'm also of the opinion that good use of English is a turn on..stop taking it personal except the thread directly or indirectly applies to you in anyway

yummylookintoks:
My post might sound offensive or boasting but i just have to share my experience with Nairalanders so as to see things from different perspectives.

And tender unreserved apology to anybody that would probably find my post offensive or insensitive, most especially ladies in the house. It's what it's brothers and sisters.

My stories are quite different from what I had read or heard either online or offline in recent time even today. I have read online and heard all sort of stories offline about how guys spend money on ladies. This has made me to asked myself how come i have never experienced the same thing in my over 15 years of dating ladies.

My first relationship was when i was in JSS 3 which was in 1993 and till my retirement as a bachelor, I hardly spend my pence for ladies, they spent theirs instead.

I have dated black and white girls( gorgeous and sophisticated babes) but none has ever asked me for money. The only moments i spent my money on behalf of ladies are those moments in stores, buying tube Youghurt, Lubricant and Condoms for our maximum pleasure.

You might choose not to believe what i am about to say but it's nothing but unrefined truth. 100% of my past girlfriends do the spending from wines to any outing expenses. I m so used to it that fuelling my car became the responsibility of any of them with me at the point of going out.

And guess what, I am not d type that call ladies on the phone. It's either you do the calling as girlfriends or quit, its your choice. My family members have talked to me about this call thing but trust me I just can't be bothered. One thing I hate most in my life is talking on the phone; it's the most tedious task on earth for me; phobia for it.

I found happiness in myself without any emotional attachment with any lady but I am very very good person in terms of my relationship with ladies as long as money wasn't involved.


I AM YET TO SEE A LADY ASKING ME FOR MONEY.

Adaobi12:
I disagree with your write up. there are a thousand one girls out there, willing to love and swim the red sea with a hardworking broke dude.
As long as he is hardworking, I will stick with him because I know someday Oluwa go reason him matter.

Elxandre:
After reading that link, I feel more scared than ever. I don't even feel safe on this sofa
Have you ever caught one?

Elxandre:
Are you intentionally trying to be funny or what?
A poisonous snake which coulda struck him and you after talking about capturing it.

Gejpresident:
useless post

fool

JeffreyJamez:
If you're a foreigner, I would understand, but if you're african, especially a Nigerian, then I'll say SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

juwoonn:
@about 9:30PM tonight; I was returning from the church along with my wife, she had almost held the snake while about to open the door. Suddenly she sighted the black deadly snake and retreated. The snake had entered d net door and was resting on the door handle near d knocker.

I did the needful.

Last week I killed a green scorpion @my backyard but the thread didn't make front page.
Warning: this is a season of reptiles and its cohorts, pls always hold a torchlight and watch carefully @night

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