₦airaland Forum

dj militant: The oyinbo man teaches a graduat how to manufacture a truck, but the black dudu osun man teaches a graduat how to drive a truck, like seriously are we now saying to dangote that the best we can do is to drive a truck, can someone pls tell me the truth that not less than 100 people applied for this scheme. How has the naija mind fallen, so me a destined gradaute is going to face a far more sitaution in the future because the african bilionaire refuses to go into high scale manufacturing rather focuses on importation, then from this day i take a solemn oath become a bilionaire by hook or crook.

Pls sire, have you seen the 'Aluu 4' video? I bet you won't like to transit via that method.
**never meant to talk down on the dead**

shagaman: Some people come to nairaland and spit jargons,never discourage a man who is willing to take a step,

You cant be a Truck driver here but you are ready to jump on a plane to go to U.K to go dey do peke for oyinbo toilet,

or sweeping the street at night and calling yourself street boy.....

To those who went for the interview,it is not what you desire but there is always a starting point in life.

when survival gets to a point,man must forge ahead,its very bad when neighbors start asking you why you dint stop nepa officials
from disconnecting the light because you are always home.

There is always a humble start in life.......

BRILLIANT!

shymexx: +1000000000000000000

These kids are from affluent families and they had no business being cultists...

They were trying to live a gangstar lifestyle they don't even know nothing about smh...

Peasant villagers have to suffer because of the death of a couple of spoilt kids smh...

It's late already. Go to bed!
**tucks him in**

ojeffo: Guest? Easy bro?no be by force sha

You need to take a chill dude. He's making use of 'T9'.

@OP,
I think there's a thread somewhere about 'chubby' ladies.
Just direct him there...

The irony of life!!!

ARES: Sorry to bust your bubble. Earthquakes don't happen in africa.. And pls don't argue

Taaa, say what you know man. Earthquakes had happened, can happen and will happen in Africa. Don't ever think earthquake occurrence is peculiar to the Pacific Ring of Fire.

kpozite: A classic case of the disadvantage of half or incomplete knowledge.
Who is @ war with Nigeria that will use tidal wave to submerge Lagos now?

I purposely left his half-baked theory.

Billyonaire: So in essence, this thread presented an opportunism for praise-singing.

YES...
He is one of our many unsong HEROES.
He is amongst many who save your as$ while you're up there in the sky.

THIS IS NOT CONSPIRACY!!!
The government and the people better become proactive before it goes out of hand. The 'vanishing' of Lagos is not going to be GRADUAL as most people might think. Lagos is just a few meters above MSL (Mean Sea Level) and as such a little more rise than normal in MSL/tide plus the strong wave which is quite typical of Lagos coastal front means doom (flash flood).
BE WARNED!!!

Oh my dear Mr Abayomi (the Chief Meteorologist), I really missed you at NIMET Oshodi. I miss watching you devour, with reckless abandon, your daily Iya Bisi amala and ewedu meal with over 8 big pieces of ram meat while your big eyes (Jide Kosoko type) roll in their sockets.
But one thing is sure, your FORECASTS are usually so ACCURATE with less than 0.01 deviation.
Oh, how you would always guide me, like a father, while I try to make a forecast at the CFO.
Most yoruba people are nice o but people may not understand.

Whenever I recieved a bad blow.job...
Damn, she's a pro at dat!