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Phones › Re: Phone Linking Code by donjon: 4:28pm On Dec 06, 2009
Yeah! I will give you the code, after chicken grow teeth!
Family › Re: Did You Ever See Your Parents Fight by donjon: 4:10pm On Dec 06, 2009
Yes! They fought & exchanged hot blows!
And all the children will cry, Now he is regretting it cos none of his children like him & he is getting old!

Being the 1st son of the last wife, i still dont like him, neither can i deny him!

Itz part of growing up & i wouldnt change it for anything.
Nairaland General › Re: What's New In Your Life Today: by donjon: 3:56pm On Dec 06, 2009
Hooked up with a strange girl yesterday!

I dont know if i used her, or she used me?
Its so confusing, since she didnt ask for money or anything in return!


Could it be that she actually likes me, or she just used me to scratch an itch?
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Father Xmas: Why Are They So Ugly? by donjon: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2009
what?
Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by donjon: 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2009
Ezeagu,
u know what i mean, dont misquote me!
Sme pple criticise for public good & improvment of an idea, while some bigots either religious or tribal, even political, criticise because they hate the originator of that idea.
Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by donjon: 12:41pm On Dec 06, 2009
Criticism is the key to perferction!
If pple dont hate, how will they improve?
Phones › Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by donjon: 12:31pm On Dec 06, 2009
@pushkin,
my zain internet is running below 40%, i cant run apps, or downld large files again!
I'm just managing zain sha, in the hopes that things will get better!
Technology Market › Re: Why I Will Never Pay For Sms Again - Ever! by donjon: 12:24pm On Dec 06, 2009
@semid,
i'm just trying to explore new horizons, dis fone sect gets dry sme times!
Family › Re: Why Do We Marry? by donjon: 12:17pm On Dec 06, 2009
I dont know!
But, most of guys in my area are not married but they are fathers, & they are comfortable having their baby mamas @ a distance & taking care of them while having affairs all over the place!

4me, i dont think i will get married, it sounds constricting 4 now!
Family › Re: One Man, One Room, One Motorcycle, Two Wives N Four Children! by donjon: 12:05pm On Dec 06, 2009
@topic,
over-breeding is the bane of nigeria!

Notice i called it breeding, not giving birth, cos dats wat it is!
All these poor randy men should learn to keep their libidos in check.

wtf?
Family › Re: Can Any Woman Exchange Her Husband For 10million by donjon: 11:58am On Dec 06, 2009
What if the husband is worth more than 10M?
Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by donjon: 11:52am On Dec 06, 2009
Btw, what are they going to call this new contraption?


Do these guys have the correct papers?

B'cos i know aba police will soon start arresting these smart alecs for using motorcycle licence papers on a tricycle!
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Father Xmas: Why Are They So Ugly? by donjon: 9:47am On Dec 06, 2009
Why creating a new topic 4 dis?
Technology Market › Re: Why I Will Never Pay For Sms Again - Ever! by donjon: 9:34am On Dec 06, 2009
But nice concept!
Lets support made in 9ja!
Rather than dis PHD (pull him down) attitude.
Technology Market › Re: Why I Will Never Pay For Sms Again - Ever! by donjon: 9:32am On Dec 06, 2009
*yawns*
notin new here!
Phones › Re: List Of WAP Sites You Know by donjon: 9:26am On Dec 06, 2009
Yuck
Phones › Re: What Are Ur View Wit Diz New Opera Beta 2 by donjon: 9:24am On Dec 06, 2009
J2n,
long time, no see!
Events › Re: 100 Die In Russian Night Club Fire. by donjon: 9:17am On Dec 06, 2009
I hope they danced all the way to heaven, or hell?
Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson's 'face' On Baby Scan by donjon: 9:10am On Dec 06, 2009
In their dreams
Celebrities › Re: Former Miss Argentina Dies After Plastic Surgery by donjon: 9:07am On Dec 06, 2009
Nasty reason to die
Nairaland General › Re: Military Take Over Government Just A Dream by donjon: 8:48am On Dec 06, 2009
O boy!
Wake up!
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Father Xmas: Why Are They So Ugly? by donjon: 8:46am On Dec 06, 2009
I dont know!
I honestly cant remember the last time i saw one live!
But,
going by the topic, it explains why my neighbours kids always cry when they see santa
Politics › Re: You And Obasanjo One On One: What Would You Tell Him? by donjon: 8:19am On Dec 06, 2009
How operation feed the nation turned to obasanjo farms?
Politics › Re: Police Boss Burnt To Death In Ogun by donjon: 8:07am On Dec 06, 2009
Police already killed 4 people in the reprisal attack,
Health › When Does A Woman Get Pregnant During The Monthly Stuff ? by donjon(op): 10:12am On Dec 05, 2009
because, i want to be sure!
This girl wants to try rubbish with me.
Celebrities › Re: Is it that my guy don dull or he can't love again? by donjon: 9:55am On Dec 05, 2009
Theres notin wrong with him, let him be
Celebrities › Re: Ex-miss Argentina Dies After Butt Implant Surgery by donjon: 9:53am On Dec 05, 2009
As sad as it is, its also very funny!
I feel no pity for her.
Celebrities › Re: Britain's Fattest Teenager:before And After,read Her Ugly Story by donjon: 9:46am On Dec 05, 2009
Thats what happens when you let yourself go!
Entertainment › Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon(op): 9:35am On Dec 05, 2009
@meadan,

we live in a very crazy world of animals & humans !

Anything can happen!
Take care.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Sound Of Mess by donjon: 9:29am On Dec 05, 2009
Pls dont release toxic gases while laffing dat ass out!
Remember global warming is real

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