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RomanceRe: When We Kiss, My Girlfriend Drops Saliva In My Mouth by donkross1(m): 9:28am On Dec 20, 2013
Big.game:
AC Milan will definitely defeat athletico madrid
. Hehehehehe iffahear say dem beat dem. Na athletico n dortmund go play Final.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 8:19am On Dec 20, 2013
bodashee: Oya all d noisemakers, stand up, raise your hands, and close your eyes.

Chief Disciplinary officer has landed.

It is I , Bodashee, the one who uses both thumbs to type on a blackberry fone, the one who uses soap and water to wash plates after eating, the one who takes of her clothes before having her bath. It is the same I, only me, she who charges he fone when the battery is low, she who sits on a chair when she wants to watch television, she uses serving spoon to take soup from the pot. It is the same I, who covers herself with a blanket when it is cold, she who lies down on a matress when she wants to sleep, she who stretches out naira to purchase goods, she who opens her eyes while reading anything, she who uses a cup when taking water from a dispenser, she who uses a remote control when operating the television, she who draws the curtains when the room is dark, she who relaxes her hair when it is dew, she who wakes up early during working days, she who washes her clothes when they are dirty

None other, but Bodashee. Let the story continue. KMJ, I dey ur back like schoolbag.
. Bodashee, did u take outta ma alomo abi how u take high dz early mohmoh
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2013
walewunmi: My people una weldone oh...strictly speaking I KMJ didn't make it due to some unforeseen circumstances.He dosn't like to keep his fans waiting please bear with him...I'm happy to annouce to you all I'm the barman of this thread 'TCA' if you need anything ranging from food to drinks pls lemme know!!!
We are to serve your reading pleasure!!!
Thanks grin for understanding
Signed:WALEWUNMI
barman, give me Alomo metta, Ogidiga metta, ogidi eja metta. Sharply oo. Kmj take ur tym oo, I know say before I finish my drinks n fish, u go don show n plz no noise ooo.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities At Legacy Concert For Nelson Mandela by donkross1(m): 3:24pm On Dec 19, 2013
And why is my picture not here ?
LiteratureRe: The Adventure Of Corper John by donkross1(m): 10:18am On Dec 19, 2013
felnino: If the story was a nollywood film, what would your cast be? King Emeka is definitely Mr Ibu, both Yoruba and Igbo actors and actresses
. Tj - Desmond elliot. Joy - nadia buari. Nelson - Sam dede. Dat other corper gal - Funke akindele. And ofcos John - .......... Me. *runsforcover*
Jokes EtcRe: Maths Riddle by donkross1(m): 7:52am On Dec 19, 2013
Final answer is ..................................... 5,000,000,000,100.
Christianity EtcRe: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by donkross1(m): 8:22pm On Dec 18, 2013
Miner13: your proof?
. Its simple, u juz heard 4rm d horse's mouth. the op is a demon so he just listed things that attracts him.
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: You believe he created u, you believe he is ur father, you believe he even exist because you read it in a book.

Another claims Zeus is the creator, and book claims Olodumare is the creator.

But you disbelieve those ones and believe the book that says Yahweh is creator.

So you are a foolish hypocrite to dismiss other books when ur own book has nothing to prove it's authenticity

Only a fool says in his foolish dead mind that there's No other God
. How come you are looking for a proof while u r arguing (or lemme use ur word) educating the proof.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by donkross1(m): 8:11pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: Yes of course I know that...that's why am educating you and NOT arguing with you...an argument with you would be like getting an elephant to pass through a needle.

Wat I gave u there is raw fact. Research on it, you would be surprised wat u find
. #okbye
Christianity EtcRe: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by donkross1(m): 7:16pm On Dec 18, 2013
Its true
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 7:09pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: You proved urself a fool by not realizing how u shoot urself on the foot

it's foolish hypocrisy that makes a person say I shouldn't believe a God because I watch it on TV and read it in books while that person actually believes another God because he read it in a book
. FYI. I didn't believe in God cos I read about books or watched movies. I believe in Him cos he created me, He is my father, I believe Him cos I see his hands in every part of ma life. Only a fool says in his foolish mind dat der is no God.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by donkross1(m): 7:04pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: this is not my opinion but raw undiluted fact and truth.

No one named "jesus" ever lived until the 12th century there about when Spanish kids were born and given the name "Jesus"(pronounced "E-Zus"wink

The Transliteral origin of the name is the Latin-Greek "Iesous" (pronounced "HiE-Zus" meaning "praise Zeus"
. U should know better dan dz nw bros. Only a fool will argue with a fool sha. Dassol
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 4:58pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: I didnt say amadioha is man made. I just don't want to argue with anybody on the personality of Amadioha.

But tell me is lightening and thunder man-made?

If u think amadioha is man-made but think Jesus isn't then u must be a fool.

Why can't someone believe zeus because he reads and watches them in movieshuh Isn't it the same way u believe Jesus?

Jesus is as fabricated as Zeus and even more...

It's official, I've noted ur Moniker to be that of a silly and foolish hypocrite
. U juz called me a fool. Silence is the best answer not violence. May God forgive u for u know not wat u r saying.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by donkross1(m): 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: All I can say is...

Jesus that u don't know yeshua

And of course "Jesus" that is "Iesous" in Greek means
Hail Zeus!
. Silent........... I keel you........ Hehehehe kidding tho, u r entitled to ur opinion buh remember Jesus is the way, the truth and without him in ya life, its 1st class ticket to hell oo
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day: Nigeria Police Vs Evil Spirit by donkross1(m): 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2013
destino24: Pagan9ja
hehehehehehe mesef don dey find Pagan9ja oo. See ur amadioha on da floor. Baaalluuuuu
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by donkross1(m): 1:46pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: Ok.
in christianity, Mary is the Queen of heaven. Though am not Christian and couldn't care less wat or where yeshua or maryam come from I just like playing along sometimes
Guy wen r u gon stop dz sjit u r talking bout Yeshua. Who d hell is Yeshua. It is JESUS. That wonderful name, the name above all names, the prince of peace.
LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by donkross1(m): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2013
faithfuldon: I told u guys that if I get a call then I will end the story. Yes, I got the call this morning and the story will be over in the next 3 updates. I will tell u why u reading this story is a pawn on the chess board.(Game plan)
haba! Habatically. So u were actually using us as pawns init ? We'll defo get bak at u Mr policeman. Lol
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2013
macof: undecided so many ignorant fellows in Nigeria

The Gods ur ancestors worshipped is wat u call man made. Well let me even agree with u that Amadioha is man made.

Is electric charge that causes lightening, thunder and sends signals around ur body also man made?

You should know that "Jesus".never existed. "Iesous" means Praise Zeus.

The name was created by Romans in honor of their Great God- Zeus

The dead Jew's real name is Yeshua not Jesus
. Thank the heavens that u know amadioha is a man made god but I still don't understand where u r coming from. Are you saying u believe in all dos zeus cos u see it in movies, bro dos gods are mere fairytales n fabrications. Wake up n see clearly in Jesus name.
LiteratureRe: The Adventure Of Corper John by donkross1(m): 12:09am On Dec 17, 2013
Hehehehe see as dem plenty. Dey no go comment oo *ghostreaders
LiteratureRe: The Adventure Of Corper John by donkross1(m): 12:07am On Dec 17, 2013
Oya Corper Don kross don surface. Update now oo Mr Liverpool. Nice piece bro.
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2013
Okija_juju: [b]And na Jesus wey never die?! huh




You deserve flogging.. angry

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mr Okija like u don't know he resurrected on 3rd day. He went in to d tomb, saw death and conquered death. Why not quit following dz man made gods and follow d only Living God. See d name sef Okija (it sounds gibberish) but the name Jesus is the sweetest name of all time.
LiteratureRe: Crimson - The right to decide. by donkross1(m): 5:06pm On Dec 16, 2013
Nice one bro.
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairaland Babe Chilling With Amadioha by donkross1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 16, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=28pt]BTW OP THAT IS NOT LORD AMADIOHA OK![/size] angry angry angry angry
. Ogbeni the gods are dead jare. U'd better receive Christ or u rot alongside the gods in hell.
Christianity EtcRe: All Facts About Linda Testimonies Of Hell by donkross1(m): 1:22pm On Dec 16, 2013
Its true
CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by donkross1(m): 4:49pm On Dec 15, 2013
Its true
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by donkross1(m): 8:13am On Dec 15, 2013
carzola: Thank God i didnt bother reading the post its damn too long. By the way i dont belive there is a Jesus.
. Carzola so u are still alive and you refused to complete your story. What am I even saying, in ur diary u said u were a die hard cultist until you met Jesus Christ. Now you are saying you don't believe in christ. You are just as confused as a headless chicken. May the Lord forgive you.
Jokes EtcFan Tries To Kiss Waje On Stage. by donkross1(op): 11:02am On Dec 14, 2013
An anonymous fan couldn’t resist the charms of our dear waje.. Hehehehehehehehe menh its so funny.

LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by donkross1(m): 10:04pm On Dec 10, 2013
Oya I don show. Oga police Come gimi dat rita pin na
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 10:59am On Dec 07, 2013
Shuga jay: *rushing 2 an almost filled front row*.. Following u jeje, KMJ grincheesy..

#Space booked..
. Hey, u no see say u step on my $850 versace shoe ?
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 7:19am On Dec 07, 2013
Sexitee03: Dear meklex, did it occur to you that you could have made a perfect guess? And do you know what that means? It mean kay will change d story and that means you have spoil the plot for us and d writer cos he definitely don't want to follow your 'writing prowess' even if it was his original plan. With all the begging n fighting we had over AEWE. I don't expect anyone to do dis on this thread! And for a fact, I'm telling you you just change d plot of this story! And he may not start this thread again until next year! #lobatan!
. Sorry ooo
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 1:21pm On Dec 06, 2013
Meklex: Since dis is just a sneak peek make I test my writing prowess with this already spiced up story.


The gang member held positioned
Dorothea in front of Jeffery, placing her on
all fours. As he ripped her clothes off he
uttered obscenities at her. Jeffery could
not take it anymore, He got up and made
at the gang member.
He should not have done so.


The tall dark member of the gang with a scar emptied his cylinder on Jeffrey, SSS(Stephen, stella and Sharon) watched as their father wriggled in pains on the burgundy rug before giving up the ghost.
Dora, was too dumbstruck to utter a word. her adrenaline shot up to her brain and she flung herself at the gang member.
She shouldn't have done so.
In a sudden caprice, GM(gang member), grabbed her by the hair and shoved her on a cushion, with a sheepish smile on his lips he tore her clothes and took advantage of her.
Steven cant take it anymore as his wireless xbox pad fell from his hands, he had been watching this criminals violate his mum but he was too afraid to act, right through the ordeal he vowed to pay the criminals in their own skin and right there a new Stephen was born, a Stephen that let go of game pads and embraced the gun, a Stephen that seeks retribution and vengeance, a complete assassin.
. Hnmmmm nice one by you.
CelebritiesMy Wife Complains That Most Nollywood Actors Are Suffering From Halitosis by donkross1(op): 11:49am On Dec 05, 2013
In a recent interview with Omotola’
Husband:
What is the secret of your 17 year
old marriage to Omotola?
I won’t say we have been good because I
am a fine boy (laughs), but it is just the
grace of God. I am so lucky and also
blessed by God to have married my God
given partner.
That is a very important thing about
marriage, you have to find and marry
your God given partner. That is why a lot
marriages breakup. Some men marry
women because of their hips, their
“oranges”, legs and some other side
attractions.
But after s*x with her so many
times, what happens next? Does she
have a good attitude, character or
good human relationship with
others?
I am not saying we are perfect couple,
we have our own differences but we are
compatible.
We have been married for over 17 years
with four beautiful kids. One thing that
has been working for us as a couple is
that I always encourage her to be who
she wants to be. I give her full support
always. Lots of married women that are
caught cheating on their husbands could
be traced to the fact that some of their
husbands don’t allow them explore their
talents. I encourage my wife and kids to
be what they want to be.Most of the
influential men and women we have in
this world didn’t even go to school. So it
is all about exploiting your talents. Some
women love acting but their husbands
won’t let them believing that other men
would touch or exploit them sexually. It
is all about discipline.
Those that want to cheat will cheat; it is
all about self control.
So when you see your wife kissing
on set, you don’t get jealous?
No! Not all. My wife tells me about her
acting. Most times she even complains
that some actors she acts love scenes
with have mouth or body odour that she
can’t wait to leave this scene. So I even
pity her on what she has to go through
and endure being an actress.
This acting thing is just some minute
acts and that is it.
Will she follow the actor home?
Lots of homes have been broken
because of too pressure on the wife or
even the kids.
For the 17 years that you have been
married, what are those special
moments you can’t forget in a
hurry?
Hmmm! Truly and honestly, I can’t
forget the very first day I made love to
my wife

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