₦airaland Forum

Albertone:
How? Illustrations will do.

You just have to be Matured Enough ... Know when to Play and When to Stamp Your Feet on the Floor as a Man ....

If she sees You as a Man enough ... She would willingly Submit Herself to You as Your Woman even with Tears and You would be the one to be Pampered....

But if you ain't a Man enough.... Girl of Gen Z are Lions ... she will step on your Scrotum and still jail you if you misbehave ....

Drop all Your Mummy's pettish Behaviours in your 20s ... Be Matured from your 30s forward ... Play time should be limited!

Albertone:
Some women nowadays don't care especially if she didn't see wrong in what she did. If she serves the whole family and you refuse to eat, she'll go pour it back in the pot.
You can't refuse her food forever so, you'll be the one to tell her to start serving you food. She can even taunt you by saying "shebi you said you don't want my food".

My own fear is how to take disciplinary measures when I marry. Some women will outrightly and repeatedly do what you asked them not to do, consistently disrespect you.
I'm this cool headed guy, I don't like shouting, I can never hit her.
How my wife wan take me serious like this?

Diplomatic-Political-Relations is the newest skill guys must cultivate in this generation to manage women ...

You can't be harsh nor be soft.... Neither a Redpiller nor a Simp ....

Just Be a Man and she will be a Woman !

A Man is a Conqueror of the Economy Top of the Class and You would use the Maturities therefrom to Conquer Her and Many Other women would compete with Her for You ...

That's the way of our Forefathers unlike silly Redpillers of Nowadays .... instead of going to become rich and be served ... they keep developing anti-women Principles !

You are Poor and Wants Women to lick Your Poverty ... If Not for Conditions, Nature doesn't Create Women to Suffer other than the Natural Biological Sufferness inherent in them ...!

Be a Man, She would be Your Woman:

PythonPros:
Currently using airtel to type this. We can't make calls, browse or send messages witth MTN.

Are you experiencing the same in your location?

Like all network was down!

Nairaland guys don Mad ooo .... See how all of dem carry one woman head for head like toast bread ....

Ehn ...

Maybe na dude catching cruse now una go dey run Mouth like Draw Soup

Threesha:
Kindly explain

Most Nigerians/Albeit Africans have Trust/Loyalty Issues!

Are Nigerians truly Steadfast-Loyalty to You the Proprietor or To His Own Richness via Scheming You till Your Company is run Aground !

As a Billionaire with Vast Businesses Empire on Huge Debts .... You don't wanna Gamble with Loyalty/Trust........ Honesty is not necessary even if you lie to Me as a Billionaire I would like to think of it as beneficent to the Company not My Personal Self nor Your Personal Self .... That's Steadfast-Loyalty!


Most Nigerians don't do well on Loyalty/Trust Faculty and Few who do well on Loyalty/Trustworthiness have been rendered Fearful by Religion Indoctrinations thus there are some Black-Deals they wouldn't wanna take because it's a Sin, You don't want to Sin and You want the Best .... !

Billionaires are not Afraid and their Close associates too are People who must be Fearless ... That's how to make Money and Big Money !...

Deals/Loyalty/Trusts/Comradeship ....
Key to Business Empire!

pansophist:
E no easy my guy. Same here. I just like to be alone most times. People exhaust me. I suppose be monk sef. You fit recommend any forest? let me go there and monk in peace

Your Head will just Eat Herself and You would become a Zombie Janjawee ....

You can't do without people .. You wanna be talking Everything in You to trees and Birds ..

Hassanmaye:
Wow Love this

I'm in the Future Already Bro

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

Baba Mind Ya Business or Close Ya Window ... Let them enjoy themselves!

You Suppose go meet the Nigga and Hail am Odogwu and let him know his Babe Ringing tone dey cause you Wahala ... ....

The lady would control Herself but You fit spoil their relationship sha because those brouhaha go dey ginger d dude and once the lady know she don cast ... she go stop gingering her man creating room for Wounded Ego of the nigga and Wahala fit gas ...

Oga Mind yaself, Go hail the Odogwu doing the firing ... E no Easy

JOACHINpedro:
You need to drink water

You dey mind me

JOACHINpedro:
Wisdom, tell me more

Imagine if Humanities Unified via Globalisation and all of us committed to Conquering/Exploring the Universe and there is need to create Space crafts for such tasks .. That's when you would know we need more births ... More Engineers ....

The Planetary Bodies are much more than each grain of Sands on Earth .... Are we up to each grains of sands on Earth

That's the future of Humanities- Conquering the Universe .... we need more People and More and More and more !

The future is Space ... Africa is still lagging behind .... Chaii

DONFRANSKID:
I'm an African but I don't like big nyash 💯💯.

... Dem tell you say u be African
You don't know Ya Continent Yet ....

hashtagged:
Just one kid, A girl preferably. only one if my wife gets pregnant after this she go abort am



to all of the livestock above who want to have many kids overpopulation is what is killing Africa, poor people giving birth to lots of children they can't cater for

Immaturity is what is killing Africa not Overpopulation....

The World is still underpopulated vis-a-vis the land mass ànd arable lands !

Earth oxygen can still supply x10 of the present population....

We Need more births to power next Evolutions of industrialization and Sales !

DONFRANSKID:
Everyone has their spec, but you see that nyash Its not my spec.

Welcome to Africa Brother ... !

We are Egoistic People that loves show-off...

It's bound to happen in a nation of affluence concentrated in the hands of only few ... People would do anything simply to live the Life they see around them !

If you no dey use iPhone in Nigeria of today e be like say U no dey use Phone and God no dey Ya Side ... That's the Street Mentality no thanks to Yahoo Boys that Proliferate Most Nigerians Girls with iPhone Craze

DONFRANSKID:
Tbh I don't like big nyash it's a turn off me for me, I hate it.

You be European Man
We like big Nyansh here in Africa .... I'm happy when e dey shake ....

Even our slim ladies are bound for big Nyansh on slight peace of Mind except those ones On Chronic Depressions or Much Stress !

Albertone:
Okay na even cruise.

Na You go suffer Problems when You are Immatured(Lack of Emotional Maturities by Mummy's Sons) and take Women too Serious ! ... She Cries to the one that let her be Herself then Scam the One blocking her from being herself !

Just make Mullah and Spend Reasonably and Responsibly !

OhGeeBee:
All these epistles just for the uqly Yoruba ladies??
Why trying to call them what they're not??


How can I agree with this when the writeup is from a Yoruba boy?? Isn't it obvious you're just trying to elevate your afonja babes??

Omo Ale ...

Awon Yoruba girl Awon Omoluabi !
Arewa gbogbo !

DONFRANSKID:
Men who loves nyash are stupid
The only Thing inside nyash is full of shit,
Why would a sane love shit.

No be shit ... na fat dey inside .... you no get games to get big Nyansh ladies ... e dey pain you

Testiebobo:
With all the good qualities you can still see in some girls, some guyz are blindfolded in these good qualities and focus only on their booty bounce why? No wonder this days is easy to chop breakfast, cuz when the yansh has faded d love disappears. Is it the lady's character or her yansh that is more important? Coz I dont get

Characters is like Salad while Nyansh is like the Cream ..

Most of Us African Men like Ukwu(Nyansh) Yes .. we are like that!

Elliotwaveforec:
If you're unjustly slapped by these people, do this simple 'Akoya'. Please do not touch or rub your cheek immediately you're slapped.

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.

Result: No amount of paracetamol would stop the pains the police or army officer would pass through in the next 12 hours.

This is just the simple one, the one the hand would shrink inward like a tortoise dey.

Officers, respect civilians else you'd regret your actions.

The Adverse Effect of Juju is much more worst than the Beneficial gains therein !

thebosstrevor1:
Knacking people wife isn't an achievement, l personally think guys with low self esteem sleep with people wives.

But how do a guy enjoy sleeping with a married woman with 3 kids, stretch marks everywhere and big stomach..most married women fall under that category, it is not a diss but a reality...that is embarrassing for a guy.

Btw, you don't have to pay any woman to sleep with her, but if you want a fresh girl then once a while you have to boost her ego by making her happy through material things. Women have herd mentality, they are easily influenced, if she sees her friends enjoying that, there is a big chance she will compare you with her friend's man.

Knacking knows no Odds between two loves bird!

Great write Up Below !

G00DHardDick:
Guys,

The only duty you owe your girlfriend is courtesy. You dont owe her maintenance, or footing her bills. Emancipate yourself from that slavery. If you want to look after a woman, look after your wife, mother and sister!

“‪It is a sign of mental laziness to allow any girlfriend manipulate you to the extent that you think you are are being responsible by looking after her. You are not. Think with your head, not your reproductive organ ”. A girlfriend you maintain is a liability. She yields bills. You don't need a parasite. Chase success the world will chase after you.

Whomsoever you are poking your Black Long Rod into Her Canals must be Catered for By You .... At all at all, Na ihm Bad Pass!

Candidlady:
How old was Adam when God created EVE?

BIBLE SCHOLARS!

Atleast Matured Enough to have Sex ....

The reason for Eve would have been Companionship(Sexual and Chatty) thus God saw the need for Both in Adam and Gave him Eve to satisfy His Yearn !

Hallelujah!

Reinamaria:
Majority of male nairalanders fall under the omega male category.

I'm a Sigma-Male Personality Trait !

I just do me and Swerve-Off ....

Makavelli001:
I have a girl that for the past 9months that we have been dating , whenever we are bleeping she does not touch or rob me, she will just lie down there like a log of wood, allowing me only to be doing all the work. No skill, no style, no romance except I will be the one that is romancing her.

I'm getting bored in the relationship. I no longer enjoy s*x with her.
I've tried to change her but she remain adamant.

Stop getting inside her pvssy ... Get inside her Head ... something is holding her Back .. Find out and report to Base

Onedayoneday:
Based on tips, I had to attend an interview today. The information was that if I am shortlisted, I will start work latest first week of March. So I was very happy and ready to do anything to attend the interview.

As an applicant without a kobo, I had to kneel down begging a neighbour before he borrowed me 1k to enable me pay my way. The transport fare to and from was to gulp N400 or more.

My in and out was just the 1k. In fact, my feeding was also inside the 1k - everything. So it was a priceless 1k that every kobo was very important.

Early in the morning, I heard people arguimg over the deadline for new naira notes. People refused to collect the old naira notes.

So I boarded a bus with the N1000 note which I paid to the conductor. My transport fare was N100. When I came down, the conductor gave me new N500 note and two old N200 notes, making it N900. I refused to collect the old N200 notes. He insisted he didnt have new naira notes to change for me. Argument ensued as I refused to collect the old notes.

Like I said, that was the only money with me. So I didnt want to take any chances of collecting old notes that I will later not be able to use. So in the midst of the argument, he wanted to move and leave, I tried to stop him by gently holding his t-shirt. I didnt know his polo shirt was that soft. Unluckily for me, the polo got torn.

That was how war was declared. The conductor and the driver descended on me. They first targeted at tearing my shirt too despite showing remorsefulness over getting his shirt torn. Not once, not twice, they kept tearing my shirt till at some point, I put a resistance. Of course that couldn't be without a fight. I won't lie, those guys dealt with me. Two agbero hands descending on one non-agbero hand. Before people could intervene, they tore my shirt and a part of my trouser, gave me serious bruises, got me so dirty and stopped me from attending the interview.

I went back home like a mad man.

A very sad day for me.

May God help and bless me with a well-paid job.

The struggle continues!!!

When Village people has interest in Your Case, they make things happen Miraculously... at all at all ... That interview was sha disturbed

Awon Iya mi tan Smart like Configured Microsoft Excel Sheet !

WackyJ1:
People's individual emotions and wishes is not culture.

I am ready to stand before any elder of any tribe in this country to ask them whether referring to a man's wife by her name is wrong.

I have asked everyone around me including my parents and they have said there is nothing wrong.

I am ready to travel to your village to talk to your elders if need be.

Well .... Whatever Rocks Ya Boat ...Until dem plank you 2by2 for Head you no go Reset ....

Even if Good gestures is misinterpreted I just rendered I'm sorry and Walk Away.... next time I Correct myself in front of such fellow ..... You no get work dey fight unnecessary drama ...

I'm a Yoruba man ... there is "O" there is "e" ... e is a prefix for Respect ...
O is a Prefix for Comradeship..

Once a Female friend is Married ... I changed it to "e" to mark my respect for her marital life and Mix with "O" once we are together ....

A colleague of mine got Married to a girl in my Department she was in 300L while I was in year 2 of Masters .... Very Junior to me age ....

I started using "e"(Prefix for Respect) for Her Once she Married my Colleagues even while they were dating .... E.g Sister Ayoka, e bami ki Bro Seye ..(Sister Ayoka, help me greet seye) ...

That's Our Culture....

I could sound English by Saying "Ayoka ba mi ki Seye" .... (Ayoka, Greet seye):

Next stages of Couples gossips is gonna be on Ya Head.... Next thing is Ore re Baje(Your Friend is Disrespectful, He has been calling me by my first name ... one day one day I go change am for him ....

To avoid stories that Touches the heart ... simply Comply and Move On......

A Yoruba-Man is known for much Diplomatic-Relations na why dem call us Tortoise!

Albertone:
Woman never show you shege before. If you like spend 1m on her monthly. She can still be shagging a guy that beats her on a daily basis with less than 30k in his account.

E get why dem talk make you use 18hrs fear women, the remaining 6hrs, use am fear who no fear women.

Uncountable Sheges ... I no Dey Bother ... if my sis wound me I go kill am

As far as she's mine she is getting catered for by me!

If no be only me I would take care of my portion and leave the rest for fellow comrades ...

At all at all she is getting catered for, Simple !

WackyJ1:
The problem is that Nigeria is focused on "Respect" without actually solving problems.

"Respect" for the sake of respect is not what moves nations forward. It is not "Respect" for the sake of respect that give you respect on the Global stage.

It is your achievements, the solutions you bring and how you've elevated the standard of living of your citizens that brings respect.

Now, you said that you use Respect for the wife of a friend, please, how does referring to your Wife's friend by the name she has borne since she came to this earth, a sign of disrespect.

Bro Cultures is Cultures.... Cultures and Civilisations is an Emotional Phenomenon!

Where I come from We prostrate to greet our parents and elders to some people that's balderdash ....

I once joined an Islamic sect Ahlusuunah that states you shouldn't prostrate for nobody but God while I think about my Grandmother I simply drop them ....

Respect other people's emotions and wishes and you would be good or gtfo them if you can't can !

Albertone:
It's obvious you only go after low life women.

Imagine dating a girl that's an Auditor at KPMG or an Investment Banker at JP Morgan or a Software Engineer at Microsoft or a Management Consultant at Mckinsey, then asking her to worship you.

Just keep going after girls you can tell to quit her job so you will open shop for her in front of the house.

I'm a Chartered Accountant Bro ... All Women anywhere in the World wants to be Pampered and Taken Care of by their Man even if she's richer and well connected than you even if she be Dangote daughter or Alakija or Bill Gates .... Even Dogs wants to be catered for talkess a full Fledged Matured Woman and human being!

It's called Womanhood.... it's nature and Genetic!

Go hustle bro n stop wimping... if you can't someone else will while you would be crying in the basket of Lamentations .... Na poverty dey make una dey shout ..if you get you wouldn't be bothered

If you do your job as a Man Maturedly without being stupid nor Shallow she is destined to Worshipped You !

Stop attaching all your live Values to money... Male Maturities should tell you the need to care for your pvssy not possibly Pamper!

I wouldn't see Mckinsey, KPMG, JP, Microsoft...All I would see is a woman that I must Care for and whom must care for me as a woman would do as far as her culture and Civilisations Dictates!

Weak niggas!

Sacrosanct12:
that one concerns you. Na person wey no get oil for waist dey use heart Bleep. Weytin concern heart with below the belt

Trust me Bro, 7strokes in Leaning Cow girl must Involves Heart..... 2secs on 7strokes is one hell of a Fast fvcks with Someone on Ya body join ... if you no come get oil for body and less ventilated room ....

Suicide bro

rickpat:
africans and their foolishness...western world that everybody goes by their first name have they died...if I were you,that friendship ends tonight...calling people their name is not disrespectful,it's their name ain't it?

be careful though,cus one day he will tell you to call the wife "aunty"(you know say Aunty get two meanings for naija)

USE YOUR TONGUE COUNT YOUR TEETH,THE WORST Thing WHEN FIT HAPPEN TO A MAN "NA SEE FINISH"...bounce before him and him wife see you finish bro

goodluck

Western World has their Culture and We have our Culture..... Our Culture is Respect Based Culture ....

If We have Respect for Ourselves as a Nation, Continents and Globe, The world would have been a Better place !

The Corrections seems Harsh .... Personally, I use Respect for Wife of a Friend while I can Disrespect My Friend as I Like !