₦airaland Forum

Pojomojo:

Your Left Nyansh .....

Once the Marriage is 50-50 expect to be Challenged 50-50 ...She is Your Load to be Carried and She is the Neck on Whom Your Big Badagry Coconut Head lies ....

Nevertheless, You can't carry Her 100% Simply Do Excellence Mark of Scoring 60% and Above and You are good ... Let her Solve the Rest!

chinwong:
Hey 👋 brother, I see you don’t understand the gym language “squats”. 😁

In the bodybuilding parlance, to squat is to go down as if you’re going to sit down from a standing position carrying any form of loads either with a barbell, or dumbbell on your back or in your hands at the front repeatedly to complete a set.

Hope you understand this analogy?🤷‍♂️

Lol I do Squat Myself and I do go Gym But 190kg for Squatting e much oo ..

I was just Flabbergasted.... Bro, Abeg no Brake dat Back Na .... Chineke .... u be Bouncer

emmaodet:
God forbid.
My condition will rather continue to improve than going back to the trenches I came from.

Amen Bro ... I mean na conditions make crayfish Bend ....

Imagine ned without Money Regina wouldn't be humble enough to marry him .... ....

I don't blame any girl ... Life is Love and Businesses ....

Make am and be Respected ...

Don't make am and Be the one to Respect those that Make am ... That's always been the Pyramids of Life since Year 0 !

chinwong:
Damn Nigga 😁 that’s my fav exercise bruh

The highest I’ve done on squats is 190kg.

What’s your max?🤷‍♂️

I don't understand... How do you squats 190kg ?

You mean you carry 190kg and Use am Squats

emmaodet:
I agree with you bro but the truth is that when a man is young and poor, it is a terrible moment i won't even wish my enemy.
You will be lonely, bored, depressed and desperate for a woman or the so called Love.
It is a boring moment of a man's life. You look into the future and you see nothing, i mean virtually nothing.
No hope, nothing so the only console is a woman then.
Imagine going like 3-5 years without any Happy birthday from any family member or a woman you call your own. You will feel lonely and rejected, like someone that never existed.
It is this factors that makes men very clingy, ready to simp for a woman just to atleast be acknowledged by 1 person in the world. ATLEAST 1 PERSON KWANU AND THIS LEADS TO A MAN TAKING AND ABSORBING A WOMAN BULLSHITS AND bad attitudes.
Let's be frank, majority of men won't make it which means they will be invincible to women in this world and even family members will avoid them.
We all are social animals - we want to be loved, respected, valued, listened to when we talk, associated with etc but a poor man is invincible to the world and because a poor man is invincibleto the world, he has no choice than to keep dropping and dropping his standards just to atleast have a mate and it gets so terrible, really really terrible that MEN are ready and willing to date and marry single mothers with as high as 4/5 kids(it speaks of a man with virtually no options and choice in life),disrespectful and bad attitude women, a serial cheating woman which the man knows about but has no choice that to be enduring it etc

Greatly Captured ! .... This is Raw Truth and Facts!

But Don't Pity them Though ... We all Sleeps on the Bed we Lie .... Except for Disabled Ones !

emmaodet:
Funny enough, by doing this you get to meet better and more beautiful women.
Then you look back at your simp days and wonder why you were so stupid then.
Bro, as I go on tours more, hang outs, gym centers, swimming pool etc. I meet sweet sweet babes virtually everyday and some do admire me.
Then I wondered what was wrong with me when I was very desperate for one lady then, crying and scared of letting her go.

Life is a Phase and You lived through that Phase ... You can still go back to it if your present Conditions changed

ukaface:
But what I don’t understand is this word ‘ love’

When you love someone does it overtime fade away?
I mean LOVE o, if you LOVE your child/ relative do you over time end up unloving them?
You see why I no too Dey take that relationship LOVE thing seriously, cos in relationship y’all ain’t showing LOVE you are in it for the gains, both man and woman. Una just Dey deceive yourselves.

Love is Consequential Upon a Phenomenon, Your Children are integral part of You so You love them Unconditionally unlike the love you have for your husband also the love you have for your Mother is different from the love you have for any other person ...

Just love with Your Mind Opened not Closed and you will be OK if the Other party doesn't feel the Same in the long-range....

But the Mind Most times wants to Close Up and Relax but This has always lead to Heartache/HPB/Hypertensions for Most People!

Patosky4U:
waiting bring this mad man to my mention? Take out your frustrations to the clueless people you mortgage your generation life only for 5k.... The political class are still the ones holding the new note to force the govt into their submission. Instead of you to stand up against ur oppressors you will instead kill your fellow common man to defend the oppressors. I pray your generation unborn forgive you all

I don retire from Politics section teytey.... I no get ya time ....

When you get to My age you go calm down ... I was like you then until e clear ....

Type "Donroxy Politics" on the Search Bar and Calm down !

Ttalk:
That's the only option for now

God Bless Nasir Elrufai, That's Future Nigerian President Loading with Nyesom Wike as His Vice ....

Patosky4U:
What politicians cannot do in Nigeria does not exist abeg Japa nation fully activated... I give up because the judiciary that is the last hope of the common man has become the den for politicians to play green/red light game

Sharrap, are you happy to seeing people dieing, Going Naked or Bankers Scaling Fences due to fear of being lynched ....

Japa if you wan japa ... Nigerian problem will still follow you go Abroad except No be Nigerian Blood dey flow in your veins

Mavanda:
I don’t think so, it’s more our women Bleep who Dey don’t really love

Nigerian Men Communicate Money not Love

emmanuelbrown26:
Then, they should stop wailing like a hopeless and helpless widow

This is Campaign time Bro what do you expect!

Now is not the best time to unveil these policies ....

If you throw stones in the Market e fit catch ya Family member ....

You wan Catch Corruptions but People are the ones paying the prices while Those whom you wan catch have already collected their new notes put keep for House

Honjoshy4u:
So you believe Tinubu and El-Rufai is fighting for you? Lol.
The politicians won't be able to change the billions they kept in the bush for vote buying.

I'm an Analysts Bro while You are a Political Jobber that's why You can't understand Me ....

Upon Everything I posited see your conclusions!

Wetin Concern me concern tinubu and elrufai ... They were only using the Opportunities to Campaign for their Paties APC because they know the Policies would hurt ApC in the election! Buhari was Scammed or He Scammed Himself !

Anyway, The Policy at this time is anti-Nigerians ... It might have been a Gradual Change e.g N1000 first then N500 then the N200 at Intervals of 3Months apart thus this year could have been used to Herald the new notes ....

See, The Monies in the Bush has been exchanged for New Naira Notes and Still Kept in the Bush

Honjoshy4u:
See your reasoning....
We're will the aboki see billions of new naira to change the dollars
Do you know more than the politicians crying??
Which reasonable government will run an economy that out of about 4 trillion cash, CBN can only account for 500billion?
No wonder illicit money can't be easily traced.

You are the One Reasoning in English while I'm Reasoning as Nigerian thus Bring Your Reasons Home:

The Politicians are not Affected because they have their boys everywhere right from that CBN to the Microfinance banks ....

That's why Wike Said if they think he is not prepared for the election fafafafafowl ....

The Political Gladiators has already been serviced even before the common man .... This needs to have been factored by the CBN/Presidency before dolling out the new notes ....

The Policy is anti-Human .... Holistic approach is required to fight Corruption in Nigeria not Kangaroo Approach like this evil Policy meant to Punished Nigerians !

We have seen people spraying old dollars notes at Parties nothing dey happen...

The new Naira notes people were dying to have was seen being molested at big men parties and nothing happened ....

How could CBN account for Paper Monies there is no genuine intentions to Account for Monies in Circulation.... if they want to they would but everybody is scared of stepping on toes ....

The Common man is not supposed to keep suffering for the Fallacies and Fantasies of some elite.....

New Naira Notes was just also an Opportunities to Siphoning Contract Monies and Most Bank Managers and POS are now Big Boys ....

Expect to see more Range Rovers on the Street at the Expense of Common Man .....

We ain't Sincere and we have never been Sincere in Our Approaches!

Honjoshy4u:
This don join the crying gang because him candidate don enter problem.
Una no go see money buy votes.

Most Politicians hoard in Dollars not Naira !

They would just convert at Aboki at any Costs and Start dolling!

This Policy is anti-Human!

dustmalik:
El-rufai can be very blunt at times

That Guy is as straight as uncuffed Dick!

handsomeyitayo:
Hello Nairalanders

I do observe that most married couples don't find their selves attractive unlike when they started their relationship before marriage.

I have experienced three married couples like that.

I remember when this my neighbor brought her wife to be then, this man is very jelous and he always challenge her when he sees her chatting with guys in the compound but some years later, they did wedding and she gave birth to two lovely girls but now all those jealousy of those days, he is not doing that again even if he comes from work he will just over look the person chatting with his wife and he comes back late in the night.. weekend he will be indoor not minding the wife is outside still conversating with neighbors I mean male neighbors,but then who dares go near to interact with her before marriage.

Even the other couples they will be doing as if they don't know each other .. I learnt that he said he doesn't find her attractive no more but what made him marry her? Didn't he see the signs she is not attractive.

Even also it happens to ladies that will later say she is tired of her husband.

The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility !

As each of Same substance is being consumed the satisfaction derivable increases but it reaches a point(dy/dx = 0) and the Satisfaction derivable from the substances start declining even at same constant consumption overtime!

Andyvilly:
What if my business fall as a result of it?

if you imagine you Businesses will fall it will fall because you don't have the emotional Maturities to shoulder the Sex !

Verdict: Don't Do it !

Eyinju112:
Na our fore mothers cause am. They worship our fathers and made them convinced that they are polygamous in nature. If the way our fathers cheat then, our mothers have it back to them, that nonsense mentality would have stopped.... look at the whites, the man cheat like this the woman does same. African fore mothers are the cause of the mess we’re in...

Haba, Imagine the Future Generations blaming You for Making Gay out of Men

Reason am Deep ...

AllKnowing:
Really, what?

We’ve got a problem, us MEN. I’m all too convinced that it’s never been about the women we meet; whether black Nigerian girls or foreign white women, tall or short, petite or curvy, beautiful or facially-handicapped. Who made us to always want more? Who deceived us that MORE was owed to us.

Here’s the cliched path in the life of an average male. We find a woman and it’s all sunshine and rainbows for as long as our virile sex hormones find her attractive. 6 months later, we are compelled to find someone new to get in bed with. A never-ending cycle!

Testosterone is the Problem and the Hardships of the Economy !

Many Men can't Man anything

Eyinju112:
I do tell my man every blessed day. You can talk to girls, flirt with them because I know talking to me alone might be boring, as some time I might be busy but the day i catch him fucking any of his so called friends, I’m done with the relationship, and if it’s marriage I won’t divorce him as I fear for my children growing up in a broken home, I’m just gon give him his total space, that day anything like emotions will be dead within me. I’ll just see him as the father of my children and not a husband. If he can’t deal with it he’s damn free to move out to his bitch, then I’ll have an explanation to give to our children that their father left. I can’t deal with an undisciplined man. I love loyalty and the day he breaks our loyalty, the betrayal will definitely kill my emotions.

... You never can know how much you can shoulder until the situation and Condition present itself .. Till then ... It's just a Feeling!

Eyinju112:
You see I hate been smart because before you play your card I already know the shit you dropping and really it hurts because I might never be happy... These days I’m always acting dumb, infact I don’t wanna make researches about people, I let them lie to me and i openly believe them because I wan be happy too, and really not been smart is really working for me as I’ve been happy the moment I realize the world is a lie.

Welcome to Earth !
Heaven is meant for Truth while Earth is meant for Diplomatic-Political-Relations ...

Just have fun and take nothing serious if not Your Heart will Ache and Nothing will happen !

doneback04:
Because u are not using the right approach, me na love I dey used ooo and spend less carry love for head like gala sealer

Then You would be wasting Your time like GNLD seller ....

A womanizer must be losing something if not money its gonna be time But a Predatory Gamer Loses nothing but Only God dey Judge them ....

LikeAking:
Those guys are liers, na Dem spend pass.

Womanizing involves money. No let guys decieve u.

It's shameful for aguy to tell u he spends on a lady bf bleeping, but that the truth. The celebs spend too.

The billionaires spend too.

I did not spemd money any money bf I fuqwd
her. That's one of the biggest lies in the womanizing game.

Some times he fit happen, d game must chop ur money..

Most times the game not the Girl ... because a baller needs to Ball and a Gamer Needs to Game .... Balling and Gaming Requires Money !

Tife270:
I have a challenge which I need to overcome ASAP in this new year.
I’m averagely good looking ( probably a 6/10), I find it difficult to say ‘NO’ to the financial requests of female friends, although I get laid in return sometimes.
I have seen guys that do not spend much on ladies and they seem to attract a lot of ladies. Those category of guys also get laid lot of times without spending much.
How do guys pull stunts like this?

Games Bro ... You must Be able to vibe a girl with Words of Mouth !

Use this formula:

Money(Values/Valuables) + Bespoke Customised Games/Vibes = Positive Response from any Woman of Your Choice:

The Money is to show you ain't a church rat ...

You wouldn't allow a poor girl to bang you neither !

Trollronaldo:
It's usually caused by cardiovascular issues and drugs.
There's nothing like Magun.

Magun it's usually a spiritual explanation for those who do not understand the medical aspect of things

There is Magun:
The ingredients are Scientifically explainable and possible to trigger HBP in the victim once creep into their Bloodstream !

There is nothing Spiritual about it meanwhile there I'd Wizardry/Sorcery in Africa thus some certain people are powerful enough to Command Events and Bend Forces .....

All these are Scientifically supported simply check Up Electromagnetism ...

African has alot of Potentials but we myopically turned it against one another due to ignorance instead of Building technologies!

mosaicafrique:
Magun, the victim will summersault 3 times in different directions and die. Heart Attack, the victim will stretch and die on the same position. One is science and the other, traditional.

Both is Science .... One is Explained the other is not Scientifically Explained Yet

BMathew:
Build your wvmån but keep her below you.

Seun, RoyalRoy

There is no need to Keep anybody Below Anyone ....

Simply Upgrade Yourself and set a Milestone she can't climb Ever !

DMerciful:
You're refusing to put culpability where it belongs. Are you confirming Bubu is a dummy?

When we told you guys in 2015 that Bubu is a dummy, you said we hated him
..now the chicken has come home to roost

You go surely get problem in real life ooo ....

When did you and I have a 2015 chat ... My first time seeing Ya Moniker Man

DMerciful:
Who sold it to Bubu in 1984?

Welcome to 2023 !
Emefiele could have told him the truth that
The new design would fight no corruption but who would told oga the truth when you are in charge of the multi billion Naira projects ...

Reloadedisraelp:
ure not far from the truth... Even the cost of printing the new note is higher than the currency itself... Day 500 note may actually cost 1doller to print, Nigeria matter tire person abeg

1 dollar Kwa ... Possibly N10,000/N20,000 because the security features would never be Nonsense Inks ....

You know they still need to fight counterfeiting!