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OSADNA009:
Accountant

How Much Do Accountants Earn?

Accountants in Nigeria earn between N140,000 – N1,500,000 each month.

What is the Role of an Accountant?

An accountant prepares and reviews financial records. It is your duty as an accountant to audit an establishment’s books and records in order to ensure accuracy. They also make sure that taxes are filed appropriately and that the company is in compliance with appropriate financial regulations so as to ensure a smooth running of business.

How to Become an Accountant

If you want to become an accountant, you would study accountant at any accredited institution. Universities in Nigeria usually run a four-year accounting programme, after which it highly recommend you acquire professional certification. Without being certified by any of the recognized bodies (ICAN, ANAN, CIMA and ACCS), you would not be able to practice accounting professionally or at the very least, you would not be able to practice at a reputable company.

We Accountant don't put on Helmet na ... and It's ACCA not ACCS ... ...

Also, we make the top profession and it's getting competitive by the day .... !!

agadez007:
I can feel the pain in her voice,Biggy salone should have at least let her slap am back before chasing her out of "his" house

Nah, She will definitely continue everything on the street ... I like her though ... She craze like ata rodo hiannn!

AuntRose:
A more sensible thing to do is to kindly say he isn't interested in whatever she's bringing to the table rather than coming here on NL to massage his ego as an 'every ladies man'.

Y'all would want the whole world to know you're being hunted even when clearly the so called 'hunter' is clean with no strings attached.

Quite and Gentle is what you interpreted as every ladies' man ....The most turnoff in a lady is lack of sense .... An average woman has more Neurons than an average man.... where yours lost ...

op even said 'he think" when you already concluded the woman has no string attached ...

You don't know the OP,
You don't know the woman
You dont the compound ...

and you concluded ... Many girls with touched head on Nairaland !

happy200:
I'm a very quiet person, and i always approach everyone gently.

I think one of my neighbor's wife has mistaken this approach for romance hence she has taken everything to another length.

Please how do i stop her from frequent knocking at my door, from begging for petty things, from always telling me that her husband is not around e.t.c.

Even if she has not pronounced to me what she wants, but i'm now so uncomfortable with all these but i don't know how to stop her.

Do nothing and keep doing you ... If she now asked you directly for further romances then reject her advances directly ... Be prepared she won't greet you for days and you too don't greet her for days ..

Now Try and relocate before woman tell her husband to break bottle on your head while u trying to rape her.. she will cry join

sonmvayina:
Why is it that only Christian understand this passage differently . Every other culture or tradition on earth has the original idea..

Man is a composite creation made up of spirit of God + dust of the earth..

If you continue reading you will see where it says God formed man from the dust of the earth and breathed in to his nostrils and man became a living soul..all the creation myth in Nigeria says the same thing. Obatala made human from mud of the earth and called olodumare to animate them. Same with the Igbo creation . the Gods Igwe and Ala....

God was talking to the earth. Or mother nature..


Not any fictitious jesus..

Our head too dey touch for Africa aswear ... different people different sh.it..... Knowledge is power anyway ..

Imagine , God ooo, is Jesus but Human being put Cross for God's back and knack him on Nails and He still looked up and called God has he Forsaken him .... Then he elevated to heaven ...

Jesus Christ I read about never did nor say anything silly like many Christians are doing today ... He was a Good Philosopher and quite Metaphorical ... He talked in Parables

divinemichael:
proof for the doctrine of trinity...

Anyway if there's a contrary probative opinion with cogent evidences, am ready to learn and be corrected.

God no resemble look like us Abeg ...... The reason why many people look into the sky and imagine a White Bearded 100 years old Nigga but NASA has busted our bubbles ... Sky is Blue and Space is Dark ... Oya make una look somewhere else.

You can't interprete God's word verbatim .. Most of those words are Metaphorical requires deep philosophy to unravel their inherent meanings ...

"Image" might not be interpreted as the way we human actually look ... Hiannn ...

God sef come get head, hands , brain and neck ... Shuuuu ... He get intestine and blokos/Vajay, U mean God dey shi.t , definitely he dey chop shuuu


God must be more beautiful than us , Unimaginably forceful, powerful , Attractive ... Too pleasing that you see it you get consumed in Its Aura and You Faint like Moses ....

Make una leave God matter ... it's not conceivable, Make all of us sha maintain and do Normal.

enomasly:
Guys help me out how do i gain chubbier cheeks i've started taking Burger and milk at least thrice a week some people say i should add raw egg and a host of other stuffs please advice me.

Eat Icecream, Yogurt, drink tea, meat, ... Balance diet ... na .... Lol !!

Protein is a body builder ... Eat standard 3-4 square meals and you cheek shall respond in kind unless the DNA of your ancestors for cheeks no dey get flesh ... that one, chop the world, na pelebe ur cheek go be

ikorodureporta:
source: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/us/citizenship-quiz.html

This is so good ... if you wanna be a US citizen , you need to learn and know it by Heart .... Here, some senators nd Ministers can't even recite the National Anthem and the Pledge ...

A country devoid of Knowledge is a Dark country ..

U see that one in Abia spraying Odumeje chacha some money... That's how insensitive our politicians are .... And he was still blowing teeth like he won Nobel Laureate ... Only God knows how much gift Odumeje collected for the Visit as transport back home ...

lacruz12:
....
That's a whole battalion digging one hole

See me laughing like a 2yo ... Nairaland no go kee me

tillaman:
you are not a good person ooo wetin concern my innocent JT why dem no go
Spare am?? And perhaps if I become one
Of them automatically I go fit marry as many as I lustfully desire

These kain people go get rules like mad ... to survive jungle na by rules oo as na we wey our eye don tear finish dey misbehave ........ These ones go discrimination u scatter and one night one night ... one of them with big biceps go just jealous your swaggers around dem babes and still boil u chop for midnight....... Laslas na small punishment e go receive... maybe sent to go catch 10 fish for ocean

GayPontiff:



Another greedy, blood sucking SOB who bleeped himself over and is still blaming another person how many years later.
You are an ingrate, gold digger, broke SOB and owe that Lady gratitude. Learn to be grateful u prick.

You have learnt nothing my friend.
The worst is yet to befall u.



Let me add further for any idiot without sense quoting me.

Did he state anywhere that d lady was not nice to him?
Shebi all he wrote was that she spent her savings on him. Even as a LovePeddler she showered him with love and affection. Prostitutes r also humans trying to make ends meet, why even post her number?

He added nothing to her life, drained her and is still here ranting how sex tore him apart.
People like u end up miserable and won't know the particular curse they inherited messing them up.
Ewu.

Another angle .. Gbam !

Mtvbaseng:
The year 2016 was quite tough for me I was a fresh graduate looking for a job I kept going to and fro dropping my C.v here and there but all to no avail,I was broke at this point and decided to go to ikorodu to stay with my friends there ( Gee boys ) ..while I was there they took me to one hotel to watch football .the Hotel was located at itamaga and it's popularly called " BE HAPPY" ...for those familiar with the area .

As we were about to go in I saw a vacancy board looking for supervisor and bar man..I decided I would come the next day with my c.v and apply for the post of a supervisor,on getting there I was told they already got a supervisor but still in need of a bar man.i asked how much and they said 20k .I was desperate so I took the job .
I started working ,I was posted to the V.I.P section as the bar man there ,I was honest with my transactions and I quickly made friends with balling guys ( Gee Boys).. My salary was 20k but I was making at least 5k daily.. guys would come and drink ,and then ask me to take whatever I want and drink too,I would skip the drink and keep the money,some would tip me sometimes 2k,I was enjoying life and saving. Apart from staying up all night everyday and doing account of the bar the next morning there wasn't Anything strenuous I was doing .

Wao , Wao !! ThanGod you no die or get lost for eternity but who move with a woman for 300k and not even your own hustle ... God is wonderful ni, u should have a broken leg or arm to teach u a lesson !

StacyO:
Our planet remains hidden in space.
Regardless how humans try,they can't discover it.

Which planet is your own ... Heaven abi ?

Nairalandian:
We neva build road finish, na moon we land for?
I heard the last satellite they launched loss

Na Fulani herdsmen steal am , Lai cover am up day e loss for space ..

10kgod:
What African leaders shabi is how to embezzle and embezzle public funds.

Anything pertaining to science and technology no dey their dictionary.

Add "sex" too ... it is not complete without it !!

Enceladus:
Nah. I think the US is lately lazy because they are bored with their dominance. Let china achieve anything substantial and you will witness the US Ingenuity once again. Don't forget they went to the moon to topple the USSR's space dominance and once they won that, they became lazy and less interested in space.

I also think we need to be careful with space, because if we cause a stir beyond our knowledge... Just say bye bye to Humanity and all her civilisations...

we are on Air ooo , nothing hold us but gravity

friday2011:
When will they plant on the sun?

God has blessed Humanity with Knowhow ... We have evolved more than the initial stage ... Don't be surprised when you greatgrandchildren are going to the sun for vacation drinking Icecream and nothing will happened ...

The mind is so powerful that when it set out to achieve a course it does achieve it because the physics will come !

Juanmike:
When will Nigeria plant her flag in the crowd?

We should first plant flag for unepileptic power supply and water in every home ... Fine school, no ASUU strike , roads and security

tunapa4dem:
Is just a matter of time,Rome doesn’t build in one day.Nigeria will surely do that too.

Lol, This one they are borrowing money to be looted and relooted.... ... It can happen but this one oyel is no more sweet and we have wasted all our money from oyel to flex .... Where would we find money to sponsor mission to the moon when Road, School, Hospital, Water and Security issues is still are topmost problem as a nation.

EmperorFred:
Nigeria nko

We are fighting Bokoharam for 11years on our own soil ... 11 years ...

SeunWedsLinda:
Good feat from China. I'm only concerned on how the simmering relationship between China and USA pans out with Biden.

They will work together ... Biden will mend fences ... World will be lesser hot this time around ... the fight zone should be middle east ... The Talibans and ISIS ... Nigeria will face Bokoharam alone !

Righteousness89:
Congrats to China on achieving such feat!

Having Said that, what is Most Needful for the Nations and Inhabitants of the Earth Worldwide is to Live the life that will plant their souls in Heaven.
Eternity Beckons on all Inhabitants of the Earth..
Irrespective of Nation, Race, Language, Super Power or Whatever.

Ensure you do what you should to plant your Soul in Heaven.

What we all Need as a People and Nation is to Bow to JESUS CHRIST in total Surrenderness!

That's why the Church is Corrupted ... many bow but with corrupted mindset ... Don't bow lazily .... Human brain is a curious machine ... The best way to know God is to see all his wonderful creations across the universe and seek an understanding of each and everyone of them in a language that we human understand...

That's SCIENCE... Bow, Bow, Bow everytime and many people are blockheads!!

Mabizela:
And Nigeria is still struggling to produce pencil

I think we need to start learning Mandarin..The second wave of colonialism could be brutal. May God liberate us from ourselves!!

China as a super power won't be funny ... All these BLM no go concern them oo ... Blacks do anyhow they will see anyhow .... Blacks was given the opportunities to rule themselves too early .....


Hardship brings about wisdom ... Freedom without sense makes a child spoil !!


China seems one of the world most disciplined country ....

The first rule to success is Discipline now Build Physics on your Discipline and start conquering Galaxies then Add Chemistry to it and the world can never surprise you again !!

StagethemTVee:
I have mastered the art of not getting involved in altercations when going about activities in public. Many are frustrated and silently mad.

Aswear to God, I just tell people sorry and swerve ... An Okada man scratched a Camry man and the man just pretended as if nothing happened while the Okada man looking scared and hysterical....

I learnt something ... When your time is filled and you require extra hours beyond normal 24hours ... There will be little time for quarrel and violence ...

pretydiva:
There's more to this story

One should not just argue with anyone ... too many irate people around at the brink of death ... I don't think there is more just anger fuelled by hunger/poverty!!

iyapont:
Oh no wonder..thanks for this comment

Welcome!

Alexaonfleek:
Omo.see pacs everywhere.


Maybe I should pack my bag and go there,being a Nigerian has done me no good

Their ladies go roast u chop for night ... u wan follow dem drag their six PACs

Fidelismaria:
they don't look isolated to me
Anyways it's easier to tour the world as a white man, if na Blackman visit there they fit cook am chop

Black man sef go misbehave na .. He will see boob and ass and forget wetin bring am come in the first place ...

you see this kain men with muscle everywhere... chaiii, they are well trained ooo as Jungle no easy !!

tillaman:
These ones no dey isolated na, I expected to see booooobs and butttts everywhere
Their ladies are drop dead gorgeous and their men ain’t bad either No homo
I’ll love to visit them though maybe become one of them as being a Nigerian has never paid off for once

You will just die like a rat ... you wan carry your corruption go meet them ...

you sneak in the night try to fvck dem daughter or wife , They will boil u chop ... cum roast your JT use am do Souvenir

iyapont:
Thank God they are not hostile, cannibals and not that dirty

They live on island , I think they have access to fresh water and the ocean. They are hunters possibly of fish and meat ...

Their men are well built and women physically endowed , that's good nutrition and fresh food right there ...