₦airaland Forum

fuckingAyaya:
if person rich vagina people go cheat on am,if he broke vagina people go still cheat on am.

It depends on the vagina ... A street vagina should never be attempted to be cornered, it's like you wanna corner wizkid to sing for just you ... Just choochoo yours and drop the rest for the street .... A public penis can never be turned to private property .... Know who you are dealing with and brace up for surprises... Human being are very curious and change is constant ...


Marry a Philosophy not Glamour .... Foolish people marry Glamour because it's just a being inside the Glamour. Glamour is street which is not easy to manage even the one hearing and dreaming God's words failed only few are successful!!

Marry your type and be happy or sad ever after .... No be today Nyansh dey roll for back , e yaff tey !

Fussion1000:
Am very sure 20-30 girls out of like 450 corpers that indulge in reckless sex, that make crazy guys generalized that Bleep is overwhelming in the camp

So you wanna say the number of moral people surpassed the immoral ones inside Camp ... Think again ... ooo ... Many are loose only few are reserved !!

Winterfell2:
Still beats me. How you'll meet someone today and next week you're fuvking already. How can people be that lose? These stories are hyped. That one or two do it doesn't mean it's rampant

It is not hyped ... There is difference between Southern and Northern Nigeria ... Sex in North happens but it's extremely coded ... in Southern Nigeria, it's just a normal thing and very lose here ... !

It's not overhyped ...

AnonymousRebec:
I can never understand how people have random sex. You will have sex with someone you met under 3 weeks.

You can never understand unless you find yourself under that situation and condition that it will only take Grace of God for you to say No to Temptation!!

hisgrace090:
Zulum stepping on aso rock toes but God is with him.

No wonder he has brain wellwell ... he is a leftie !

Bethel4Life:
The best thing that will ever happen to this country is the divide this country atleast even if its the north and south

Unless Southern Nigerian Gladiators come out with one strong voice and send a delegation to the United Nation on referendum or we force referendum into our Constitution if not ....

To divide Nigeria, that's a bigger war and Another Somalia, sudan loading ....

it's inevitable anyway ... Things are too ugly for this Country unless Buhari step aside ... Since Obasanjo, all Nigerian president are clueless !!

Righteousness89:
This is how lucifer smashes people's destiny..

In Future when you really wanna attain a height! The internet ward people will flash your words on you and you will begin to Stammer and look for the opposition or innocent Villagers to Blame.

That's the spirit of Weed ... Fish brain ... Now later, e wan become senator and this video disqualified him ... he will cause his village people !!

DaBillionnaire:
Companies who prefer to overuse you and under pay you all in the name of gaining experience. The Companies don't care because they know pple will definitely apply due to high rate of poverty and hunger in the land. Spits.

If Nigeria is a sane country this kinda advert needed to be forwarded to Police for Labour Abuse !! ..

JARUSHUB:
Are you a young lady living on the Island with easy transport to VI?

Are you ready to start VERY small with a job that pays a small stipend?

Are you ready to take a long term view of yourself and career understanding that you need time to learn and grow in business and life?

Are you hardworking and God-fearing?

Are you willing to work 6 days a week?

Are you ready to work 11hrs?

An entrepreneur on the Island is looking for people with these attributes. If you are interested and have a minimum of ND, send your CV and Cover Letter with the subject: "Store Assistant" to jarushub@gmail.com.

Hardworking,
God Fearing,
11 hours
6days a week
small stipends

Lord of Mercy !!

This is a death sentence within one month and over labour !

othermen:
It is probably because you have built walls around yourself.
However if you let love in or ever experienced it in its full, then you would know there is nothing as desirable as it.
We make choices, and we make them based on our knowledge or affection and in your case, principles- that you have become enslaved to.
With the right person, marriage enhances. It is never the elimination of you and it doesn't have to be the elimination of your space.
But that shouldn't even be your fear. If it is, we both know it is false fear.
Your salvation is getting someone stronger than yourself, that loves you regardless or that can oust whatever passion in that private time of yours with his presence. But that is your fear and that is why you have walls and maybe you cannot even attract such in the many distractions you encounter.

One day we all wake up expired.

Some people are just too busy that they don't have time for love or intimate affairs ... Especially when you are a content creator ... Love affairs become a problem to your personal life ... Once you lock up, your partner feels abandoned.

anyway, it comes with hustle and bustle of the 21st century and many people are gonna be like this in the future to come.

Poloyanabo2:
Thanks for this.

U r welcome !

realokopi:
Then go and ask him and stop saying what you don't know. You're pissing me off abeg.

But Chairman, I'm not responsible for whatever situation you are ... Calm down small small na !!

realokopi:
Stop quoting me on this bullshit please. Who told you Lieutenant General is an appointment? Saying it with confidence as if you know.....If you have any military friends go and ask dem and stop showing your ignorance. Better still, Google is free you can make your research there.

My bro full bloodied is one !

henryobinna:
Who is asking you to pay hundreds of thousands as tv and radio license?

The government! Go meet them, it's not capitalism it's purely corrupt government actions.

You create another thread to lament on how you hate capitalism and how it'll lead to the end and/or destruction of the world. But this thread here has little to do with capitalism.

Maybe the day your government would ask you to pay for coming out from your house in the morning, you'll blame capitalism for that as well.

Alright. Maybe you don't understand much economics...

I'm an Accountant by profession and I'm talking about what's fuelling Government action not the Action itself....

I thought I was on Intellectual debate on negative impact of capitalism and it's implication on Taxes and the people ... ... Nairaland ooo

Anyway, .. Enjoy your day ... and Ohhhh, Obinna ... How market bro

henryobinna:
Some of you are so good at pointing fingers at the wrong the problem. What has the government taxing individuals got to do with capitalism? Is capitalism responsible for government wanting to take away your money?

If air was to be sold do you think an individual or a business would pop out and start 'selling'. It's usually the government that does things like that, individuals or businesses cannot do that. So your blame of capitalism is just total ignorance.

Whatever thing you don't like must be blamed on capitalism, forgetting capitalism is basically freedom. Freedom to earna and spend as you wish. Whereas the government is here telling you how to spend.

So, it's Government that selling you the drugs you are using and the IVF being passed into your body when you loses body fluid ... I'm not ignorant.... Capitalism puts power in the hands of people that are Knowledgeable.... Many people will die because not many people will be able to cope with advancement in Human and her technological breakthrough fuelled by the desire to beat Competition and possessed competitive advantage over rivals ...

Capitalism is good , it will definitely lead to human extinction due to constant search for knowledge to surpassed competition,

constant search for funding for Government and individual activities ...

Also, the world is hot now and that's Capitalism for you....

Capitalism is just Business, It doesn't have regard for Humanity if not controlled and diluted with elements of socialism.... I see many people committing suicide as their brain get tired and can't cope with constant changes in world affairs ....

Now, if not for Capitalism, who ask residents to pay 200K for Radio and TV licenses in this very hard time that Onion has become Bitcoin .... But Government also find it hard too so they need money .... How will they get money to fund Government activities and pay salaries , Tax people more and more ... The more people find life difficult, the more they find life unnecessary and Gbam "Suicide" ....

Money that supposed to come to the street for people are being channelled to researching next best product ...

Bring your products out make Billions ....become an Overnight Billionaire ... Money for 1million people only get pocketed by just 10 persons ...

Money that Only Dangote alone control can feed 10 states in Nigeria .... If not for Capitalism, how can Dangote be that Rich while many are impoverished and Dangote still get tax waivers , Tax Holiday, and Concessions while an Okada and Marwa man pay to and fro ....

Capitalism is good but it's becoming dirty and unhealthy ... Nothing last forever ... it is getting to its peak and highly threatening to Earth itself ... Ozone layer is depleting , Global Warming due to competition among Industries.... and Sophisticated research to cornered the earth to themselves by Global Powers !!

Poloyanabo2:
OK, but I think its very degrading to compare a Major Gen. to a director, a colonel should be compared instead.

What the other dude meant is that Director is the Final promotable rank in civil service ... You write exam you pass gbam you get promoted to a director by Civil Service Commission ...

Other levels such as Permanent Secretary and Head of Service are political appointment by the President and/or Governor not the Civil Service Commission ...

same goes for Army ... Maj. Gen is the highest rank Army will promote you reach ...

Lt. Gen , General and Field Marshal is strictly by Political Appointment by the President .... and He will choose anyone from Maj. Gen to Appoint them as Lt. Gen even pick colonel and give him double promotion ... President that wanna scatter things can even pick a Major. Gen and appoint him a Four star General thus skipping Lt. Gen ... Then he decided to retire all those in LT. Gen ranks ....

From LT. Gen and above is man no man and hustle ... Either Hardwork or ManNoman !!!

cc:

realokopi

Governor no get hand for this one

Poloyanabo2:
If major general is equivalent to a director in the civil service, then what is the equivalent of a colonel...
We have other general ranks like Lt. and full 4star generals, do career army officers not attain those ranks?

They will be appointed to those other ranks after Major Gen. but mass promotion for you and your course mates stops at Major Gen. Other ranks is by appointment ...

That's where the Man no Man and eye service starts ... Call who you know or your Hardwork speaks volume for you !!

realokopi:
Who told you "Major General" is the highest rank? There's "Lieutenant General" after "Major General" and "General" after "Lieutenant General" which makes "FIELD MARSHALL" the last rank (Which has never been attained by anybody in Nigeria Army)

Those ones are by appointment not by mere promotion ...

e.g. After Director in Civil Service , every other advance position is by appointment e.g anybody can be appointed a PermSec even if they don't deserve it as far as the president or Governor wants them there and same goes for HoS ...

Major General is the highest promotable rank in Army .. Other position is by Appointment e.g. LT Gen, Gen and unattainable field marshal !

Glitzdasilva:
I see two shit banks and nothing more.

Jon Snow ... You know Nothing ... !

majamajic:


Wow

Kenya , Tanzania and Uganda , na them get the best nyash resources for the whole world , stretch mark free as it is !

Breast:Ass Ratio is 2:20... Damn , one without the other is nothing baby .. Eminado, Eminado ...

nwekeugochukwu:
A lady identified as Chinenye and her boyfriend, Chinedu Nwode were killed by suspected cultists at Oriuzor community in Ezza North Local Government Area of Ebonyi state on Sunday, November 29.

IgbereTV gathered that the killing followed a renewed clash between two rival cults in the state, the Baggers and Aye confraternities.

The couple were returning from a child dedication in Oriuzor to Onueke when they were shot dead.

The killing was said to have angered some persons suspected to be members of the Aye Confraternity, who in turn killed one Chikwado Nweke and another man at Onueke community in the same local government.

Spokesperson of the State Police Command, DSP Loveth Odah, who confirmed the incident on Tuesday, December 2, condemned the spate of unreported cult killings in the area.

"This is bad and I don’t know why these things are more often heard of in this area. This is condemnable and it’s unfortunate that those who lost their loved ones to these crises have not come up to identify themselves. How can these things be happening in that place and these are brothers and they are just killing themselves," said Odah.

"On hearing this ugly news, the Ebonyi State Commissioner of Police, Mr Philip Maku, deployed men of the command in the area to ensure that more lives are not lost. The police are investigating the matter and soon, we will tell you what really happened." she added.

Meanwhile, friends of Chinenye have taken to Facebook to mourn her demise.

Ifunanya Nwali Lambert wrote:


https://www.facebook.com/100010789332029/posts/1254293174940315/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1373854/young-lady-boyfriend-shot-dead-suspected-cultists-ebonyi-photos/

They even removed the brain ... That head was too fvcked up ... Human are animal too ... !!

Dear Lord .. this is Horific !!

DeeStarks:
Our brothers from another mother
As we take dey chop snake for here, naso Asians too fit chop anything wey look like dinner.
Enjoy life while it lasts my brother

Chaiii, who even eat an octopus... ? We are what we eat ... Chicken, Turkey, Goat meat, Cow meat and Titus fish in their varieties yaff do me ... !

obiekunie2:
las! las! they will soon start charging us for the air we breath!

I'm prepared for this aswear ... All it requires is for the atmosphere to be poisoned with bad gas ... then you started buying fresh oxygen mask like buying pure water ... if you buy the adulterated ones, you die ... if you remove your mask you will die ....


Capitalism better be changed before it leads to human extinction......... Too many knowledge for human as a result of ransacking our brains for survival is destructive to our planet, animals, plants and we human ourselves !!

lefulefu:
most times na constipation dey cause the bloated tummy.Someone will eat a large bowl of pounded yam by 11pm with pepsi orobo and ogbonor soup and instead to sit down and let the food digest he or she will just hit bed.the next morning the stomach will be bloated cos of undigested contents in there and the person will be sluggish.

To me too, it's either constipation or ulcer .... I don't pray eating pounded yam by 11pm ... make person no come die from sleep ... bloated tummy even causes difficulty in breathing and possibly low blood pressure as the stomach won't give heart n Lungs the opportunity to pump wellwell due to big space the nigga (Stomach) occupied .....

You see dem snoring like overused Dangote Trailer

Jogunomi1:
I hope soft drinks are not contributing to her tummy size. She takes soft drinks anytime she eats and won't eat if those drinks are not available.

She is killing herself softdrinkly ... Go online and research on health consequences of everything she is eating and tell her ... If she is as stubborn and old school like Ishilove ... She will not hear word !

mariahAngel:
Time matters too.

If you eat that by say between 9-10pm, it stays with you. The result; an increase in tummy size.

You are very correct. Even if you eat it in the afternoon, Swallow food usually induce sleep once they hit the stomach, when you fall to sleep .. Blood pressure drops ... no blood pressure to the stomach, no digestion ... You wake up with a big belle of many undigested fufu .. Also, if you don't drink water wellwell, your stool go hard !!

Until we human accept we are a machine, we will always run from pillar to post looking for wetin no lost !

Jogunomi1:
Before our first child, her belly was naturally not flat and she's not obese. After first child, her belly became bigger. I just want her belly to stop getting bigger.

What can I do please?

Simple, She should stop eating late at Night .. all her food must be eaten at least 3hours before bed ..

she should never eat swallow before bed unless its Semovita...

She should not eat while sleeping or in a relaxing position aka bad posture .....

She should not sleep immediately after eating even if all indications warrants that ....

she should do light exercise atleast 10mins after eating , by walking around , little jogging .....

She should drink hot water (Drinkable temperature) when she wakes up in the morning, before she goes to sleep at Night and randomly during the day ....

she will notice change of flat stomach within one week if she keeps to that routine ...

Michealky:
its Magical, you get flooded with euphoria but within the next 10 seconds of experiencing that feeling, the babe starts to disgust you. Doesn't happen to everybody tho but the more i have sex with my girlfriend i get tired of her.

That's because she ain't your friend , You can never be tired of your FRIEND ... you and her ain't compatible....

If sex is the only connection between a man a d a woman , you will get bored of each other easily ... Sex is nonsense without compatibility cuz once your eye clear brain started scanning for other reason for being in such gbasgbos... No reason, regret creeps in and you hate the girl , wanna bounce her outa your room .. same for girl against a Dude !



@OP, Cum is refreshing and relaxing ... it makes u feel like you "Reset" e.g. Auto-Reset ...

U know, like a Brand New Phone Tear rubber and D cum self get category .. the one wey thick wellwell mean say e enter body wellwell ...

you sleep off in peace and wake up stronger.... Chop food and smile around town like young baby boy that just want to enjoy bliss of breeze ..

people who dey cum wellwell hardly get angry !!

wingmanIII:
Very incoherent. Sounds like the guy is having a mental breakdown

I'm telling you that's Schizophrenia right there ... it's fuelled by myopia .. He should have been seeing ghosts for now and hearing words ... seeing evils where there is no evil.

ifko:
Wally Adeyemo or Wale Adeyemo

Smart Nigga turned Wale to Wally ... confirm na ... as Wally gonna be a Nickname or how his friends pronounced Wale .. Walli .. Dude kukuma turn am to "Wally" ....

I'm thinking how I'm gonna be King of England in the future (Maybe not this generation) ... First black man to do that ..... ...

Na to marry the Grandchild of Queen Elizabeth First be that ooo ... My Daughter or Grand daughter marry the Grand Royal Son, Dem born a black boy and First black King emerge ... Shikom !! ... ICAN is next week , head is full

Bacteriologist:
Congratulations Wale!

The Democrats have a dark past but they seem to have learnt from it. They now are more inclusive and accommodating of other races than any other party in the US.

The white supremacist and nationalist undertone by the Republican party and Trump was their biggest downfall. There's no space in the world for tribalists, both in the local or global scale(so called nationalists).

We are one in humanity. The earth belongs to everybody. No one brought a skin colour or land from heaven.

Entitlement brain !!

You better develop your own self ... when they decide to recolonise you and chase Adeyemo Wally back to Africa where they believe he was shipped from ... No one is stopping them except God ...

The nuclear technology they built and all shared within themselves are for a purpose and the purpose is quite futuristic... Shey they think Future and we think just today

frowland:
We buy weapons to fight ourselves. The manufacturers of these weapons never develop it to fight themselves. Only in Africa and Arab nations will you see Nations buying arms to kill their fellow citizens in d name of peace - ...and do you know what we have in common with the Arabs? Extremely Religious people.

Quote me anywhere, If you want to know who funds and sponsors terrorism in your country, then look no further than the group of interests who come to pressurise you to buy their arms. If you refuse to buy their arms? Then watch Lord of War to know the consequences of refusal.


If you have watched Nicolas Cage as the arms dealer in Lord of War, you will realise why gorilla warfare will never end in 3rd world and Arab nations and thereafter you will have a rethink.
Sell legally to the government and collect cash, sell illegaly (By private plane drop offs etc) to the terrorists and collect raw materials. When both sides end up destroying themselves, do you know who Inherits the earth?



Arms dealers shall Inherit the earth was the last sentence in that movie.

Personally speaking , I think God is a Scientist and Science win after all not religion fanatics that were being sold guns to kill themselves... Religion never asked us not to be scientific as every scientific breakthrough known to man was inspired by our environment and what makes Nature to be Nature ...

Religion doesn't say they should be stupid , they just wanna be docile and stupid !! ....

Fulani herdsmen are killing farmers all over Nigeria ... an Average Fulani-Hausa is happy because they think their brothers are grabbing land for grazing and expanding Usman Danfodio philosophy... What they don't realise is if third columnists has interfere and it will be a loss to the herdsmen, their handlers and the entire Nigeria as a country

Now if cost of Nigerian Farm produce is high, we started importing foods and farm produce that's cheaper because insecurity can't make us produce despite 100% of our fertile land ....

China, US, South American, EuroAsia benefits ... Now which among this country is handling those weaponising the Herdsmen

I think I watched too many CIA, KGB and MOSSAD movies ... Subsharan African might be getting recolonised again after the technological and cyberwarfare Too many unreasonable people among Subsaharan Africans !!