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mindgamers:
being a woman /housewife is not a joke oo, my wife has been gone for 3 days now on a compulsory trip and I feel my whole life is on a pause.

with five children , the youngest (2yrs) is the most reason I feel this way. I wouldn't want to put him in a day care so as to go to work because I'm afraid of the dreaded covid, so I chose to stay off work for 8 days to take care of him , it's been very stressful and I realise what women go through in putting house inorder is not a joke, it's a real work and should be well compensated.

hence, I've decided to increase my wife monthly income and to respect *more* the roles she plays in building my home, to all SURE mothers out there, kudos to you all.

kudos to you. hope you haven't reneged on your promises

waywardpikin:
Cosigned on the use of alcohol and drugs lol.

I don't share my issues with people either. I turn inward and develop a tunnel vision towards one particular goal or objective at a time until it is completely achieved. It is the only way I can ever get anything done.

In this life, you will learn very quickly that nobody truly cares about you. As a man, that should be okay and you really should make your peace with that, so shed off that cloak of self pity and do what you need to do to get to where you want to be.

Shey at least you have a 2.1 degree? I know people who weren't privileged to finish and today they are doing great despite all the staggering odds life placed on their paths. These are people who had no support system from the get go.

Ultimately, I think what I'm trying to say is, work on yourself by yourself. Start from your mind and proceed to take care of your body.

Eschew the thought that you need anyone to make it in this life. All you really need is you. All you have is you.

I hate when Nigerians cry out for "helper" and "connections". It kind of screams lazy to me. Man will disappoint you!

If you need to learn something, learn it, do some research. In this era of Google and YouTube, information is almost totally free!

My prayer for you is that in a very short while you will stumble on this thread and smile because so much would have changed in your life - for better.

XOXO

All a noble birth needs to become successfully successful!!

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/10/04/6-reasons-you-should-avoid-people-pleasing/

One of the useless reason to life ... As.slicking ... people's pleasing .... They end up dead because they get used and dumped like a wasted menstrual pad .... They dedicate their productive life to pleasing !!

fake bunch of ass.holes always following power n money ...

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/10/04/6-reasons-you-should-avoid-people-pleasing/

One of the useless reason to life ... Asslicking ... people's pleasing .... They end up dead because they get used and dumped like a wasted menstrual pad ....

Nigeria is the best country to shunt if you know your way ... Best country to shortcut yourself to success... Smh !!

OLAD042:
If your boss call u, no pick

it depends on the boss ... A boss that can't do me shingbae will be ignored .... if an unimportant person to me call me .... I will just ignore and my air flight mode button is quite close ....

different lines for different people:

work/business/ immediate family line,

extended family and "just like that friend" line ..

Work line always on
extended family and just like that fwends line can be switched off as much as I want .....

This has keep me sane for years .... no unnecessary interference.... if work line cast .... change Sim and update necessary people.

obiekunie2:
there was a topic i saw this morning on NL on how a lady who works at some kind of registry said that 99.9% of women dont use their husbands as next of kin but 90% of men use their wife as next of kin!

then something hit me! i use my wife as next of kin in my banking and financial activities which involves quite some large amount - who does she use in hers?

i decided to ask her!

oboy! the answer shock me!

her reasons even shock me more!




GO FIND OUT WHO YOUR WIFE IS USING FOR NEXT OF KIN - BRO! THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!

AND I WILL BET YOU THAT IT WILL NEVER EVER BE YOU!

Once my wife has babies for me .. she's my NOK ... IDGAF who she uses as her NOK ... Your properties belong to your children and who better managed it than their mom .... Most Maternal families are all Mothers... Most paternal families are competition!!

Olatlaccon:
What's with US election sef....winner wouldn't give a fvck about Nigeria...or how is it gonna affect Nigerians...I'm I being ignorant of the effect or something cos we too carry dis mata for head o

If you ever look for America Visa in your life or a member of your family and Friend is seeking to become a citizen of America .... The President of US will matter to you ...

Now, I don't wanna talk about macroeconomics!!

IamPlato:
dont forget that the masses can be wrong

.Let me tell you something, if you have a parent who allows you do whatever you want, allows you make decisions without guiding you on right and wrong or a parent that does the opposite, who would you appreciate more?

Trump is rude, arrogant, unapologetically blunt, smart, tough, stubborn, his approach to success is different from the methods of Obama and Co.

Trump loves and cherishes America, he boasts about his country and is quick to criticize countries that are failing.

Trump called Nigeria a shit hole, was he lying? He said “Nigeria the giant of Africa imports every thing including match stick, did he lie?

Trump would rather tell you straight in the face that “what you said is the most stupid thing I have ever heard” instead of saying “I’m sorry what you said is not the right thing to say”
He is blunt and it’s natural of him to be, if you can’t deal with truth then avoid trump

Trump Has Never Been A Perfect person And No Motherfvcker on Earth Is Perfect.

But Trump Is Far Better Than Biden... America Wants To Make The Same Foolish Mistake Nigerians Made By Voting In Buhari


Trump Is Better Than Obama...

Every person criticizing Trump will not do better if given a chance at the seat of power.

If the problems of a country are put before you as a leader you might lose your sanity.

Trump has done everything thing possible to make his country and the world a peace place but there are too many enemies against him. His method and bluntness of ruling is what people don’t like. Trump his bitterly honest, he doesn’t care if you like it or not, all he knows is that he has got to do that which is right.


Any Fvcking Nigerian Who Says Trump His Racist Should Have Their Tongue Cut Off, show Me A Nigerian Who Is Not Tribalistic, motherfvckin hypocrites



Trump Is A Straight Up Man compared To The Likes Of Obama who Has Other Motives.


Trump Rules Like A Father Or King, if Americans Want Something if He Sees Its Not Right for Them And Could Be Against God or Have Tough Consequences then He Wouldnt Give It. Its Like Refuse To Let You Teenage Child date A Guy, she Will Hate You For It Today But Love You for It Tomorrow


Trump stood against abortion and people attacked him, well Bleep you. Abortion is murder, deal with the truth

Everybody blaming trump for corona virus, you surely didn’t expect trump to magically stop millions from dying, nobody even knows for sure when the virus entered the country because anyone could have the virus and no machine can detect it quick enough. The virus entering the country was not trump’s fault. But the democrats want to eat his brains because of it



I Am Sure Americans That Still Have Brains In Their head Could See That. The Democrats Used That Virus Strongly Against Him To Make Him look Foolish.


At Least I Know The Foolish Ones now.


Whether Trump Wins Or Loses Trump Is Far more smarter.

Trump Loves America More Than The Democrats do

Trump successfully negotiated peace between two countries of different religions, he did it twice, would Obama do that?


If they want Biden then Good Luck to them

What I discovered in life is that many people all over the world do not cherish "Bluntness" and people calling a spade a spade ...

Trump is crazy and unapologetically undiplomatic but that's what the world need ... A man that can look at African leaders in the eye and tell them without courtesy that "You are a failure , and a President of a Shi.tHole" ......

The world gets too pampered that's why there is failure everywhere!!

Igbankpa:
Bros goodnews give me bad name for area...e deh always send me go buy condom when I Still be smallie but mama cherry no know say no be me deh use am, now if I deh pass women deh pursue their daughters enter house, them deh see me as doist.

Doer too !

Jayrehme1112:
There are several people when it comes to buying condoms in Nigeria. Most people are so shy and act like they don’t use it, then you wonder who actually does.

Here is a list of several reactions people have to buy condoms. So catch your sub.

1. The Unneccesary Buyers
These set of people are the ones that walk into the pharmacy and start picking unnecessary stuff until they slip the condoms into the pile. In the end, they could buy a drug they don’t need or even tissue paper.

2. The Waiters
These set of people don’t mind waiting till the store is almost closed. They would wait till everyone buys what they want to get and then walk up to the counter to ask for the condom. They can stand for hours. They don’t mind telling other people to buy first pretending to make a call.

3. The Paper Geng
These don’t have time to talk. They just write the name of the condom they want in a shit of paper. They are the no stress gang

4. The Beggers
These set of people can go any length to beg anyone around to buy a condom from them in the pharmacy. They don’t mind tipping you, all they do is stand by the side and wait for you.

5. Whisper
These don’t mind going into the mouth of the sellers. They go straight to meet the sellers and speak softly into their years. All of a sudden you see them collecting a pack in nylon and saying, ” Bros Nice one...

Each Condom now has a name , walk to the counter majestically with good cologne and mentioned the specific name of your choice... if anybody look at you amusingly... wink or smile and look away !

hector:
Hmm...I thank God say I fit straff woman today. Wetin senior boys and some of my class boys do me for school no small at all. I was small, yellow, cute and soft so there is nothing I didn't see from those boys. The only luck is that I didn't allow anybody Bleep me in the ass.

Fear teenage boys for boarding school. Those boys can Bleep anything that has a hole.
As for me I will never allow any of my children attend boarding school no matter what.

I would prefer my Children to enrol in Day Command School for their Junior Class (Discipline purpose) and Normal school for their Senior Class but Boarding School is a NO No ...

A school where parent doesn't have daily control and monitoring of their Children is a "No school" to me ... Before something happened to your son or daughter that will make them put the blame on you and they will never let you know how much they are fvcked in the brain!

deleyi20:
BBC and other western media outlets are desperately promoting the victimisation mentality and identity across Nigeria and Africa at large and this trend should be checked.

There is no perfect society. We have all had bad experiences at certain times in our lives but We cannot become products of those experiences.

God bless Nigeria

Suffering and Smiling since 1914 ... You have been given Independence since 1960 what have you achieved on your own leadership ...

You would want people to keep their mouth shut and pretend as if Nothing happened even when same effect has psychological trauma on most ..

if Nigeria media should broadcast it, you will ban and sanction them but British media and CNN is now focusing on Nigeria , now go and ban them ..

God will not bless a Country that fails to Bless Itself ...

God is a Scientist not a Nigerian

Nazgul:
With how battered that country is currently, I'll say this country doesn't deserve such wonderful rendition. Next time they should compose a mourning song with the anthem. It would be much better.

Olohun Ngbo !

LightOnScams:
How do we get started?

How I wish the emotions with which she sang the anthem is the same emotion our Government is committed to Nigeria's development... ...

They will invite her to come and sing the anthem in a conference they over budgeted for ... The money they used to call her will also be Over budgeted...


They are creating slavery for their next generations !

showafrica:
Visiting without notice would have been a good adventure but doesn't worth it. HBP is real but preventable, i can not afflict my life with such disease because of a woman. Even, common phone, i no dey check, if a strange call comes, after answering, if she like she tells me who calls, if she does not like, her business. The most important thing for any man to do for himself is to be successful. When you are successful, even if you want 600 virgins for 600yrs, you will have it, ask Solomon.

Maturity no go comot ya brain ... Na so ! ... High BP no go kill whosoever that mind his/her fvcking business in any endeavour of life !

BOBAN2710:
MAMA JAMAL WHAT IS ALL THIS?
I BET JAMAL WONT BE PROUD OF THIS IF HE UNDERSTOOD IMMORALITY!

I can tell you He won't... !!

OgaRico:
phew...Star boy leftover....Since Beyonce cover Vogue magazine then open nyash,this one too wan show herself. Since the internet never forget anything,one day her son's friends will sit down with him and gist about his mother's bum bum with picture evidence.

That's if her son's friend is not into Porn himself ... They both talked about it and laugh ...

This generation is gonna be better than the next .. !!

optimusprime2:
#Edited
After all the slap I don collect from Army, Mopol and SARS in Nigeria... please, I know how to adequately humble myself before any law enforcement this world has to offer.
Infact they are usually amused by my level of humility, because I am professionally humble... I was asked to show ID once and I was like "Amen sir!" Brought out even receipts, profiled myself, invited him to church and before doing dobale(which they nearly died of laughter), gave him my pizza I had(appeasing the gods), which liver I get to resist police? if they even catch me sef, I will take broom and sweep police station that is before cooking egusi soup for all the police officers...mheen Naija humbled me seriously.

A child wey sabi wash hand go follow elders chop for long

Freestainworld:
he has not been sworn in as the new president yet, he hasn't performed anything yet and they are giving him award, that is how failure starts.

They will not fail by His Grace ... chaiiii ... Pessimist ... They deserve some accolades and encouragement for defeating Trump ... It ain't easy !!

envoymedia:
Rita Edochie Sprays Money On Odumeje During Her Family Thanksgiving At His Church (Video)

Rita Edochie and her family members stormed Prophet Chukwuemeka Odumeje's church for a special thanksgiving service, IgbereTV reports.

The movie star shared a video that captured her time in the church on her Instagram page with a caption in which she appreciated God for the blessings on her family.

She wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CIfBl-VAY7O/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

In the video, the actress was spotted dancing with the man of God and also proceeded to spray him with N1000 notes as the church congregation watched in awe.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUIYE-YD0E

https://igberetvnews.com/1374827/rita-edochie-sprays-money-odumeje-family-thanksgiving-church-video/

Subsaharan Africa must specifically offend God ... ... Unto Zimbabwe own too abi Uganda or Kenya

Sixfeetbelle:
Do you have higher sense of reasoning yourself?



Otherwise, there's moulding clay available

Your Question seems rhetoric. Nonetheless, it is non of your business to ask unless you are a "She" with the aforementioned attributes then we can subject each other to examinations on each scale.

If not , go and clay yourself ok and check up on me

chaiiii, many bad mouth here !!

MrHighSea:
some people don't know that the pros and cons of some qualities no dy balance at allll.

Girl with sharp IQ, confident, tall no go like you if you don't meet up with those qualities with respect to a man.

big ass, curvy girl "might" stink down there when she sweats. Can you handle it gentlemanly?

industrious and humble?

You are correct. Higher IQ is a reciprocating quality. An Average IQ dude that date/Marry a Higher IQ girl will bore each other out easily and relationship will die naturally !!

However, The only one that stinks is the one that's unkempt or eat poorly ... I saw your "Might" anyway! ...

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Jodha:
See I don't want to insult yhu...but please don't ever move mad in my mentions again....

Take yhur mental instability elsewhere...

Your Mouth be like pencil and you have not insultu him ...

TinubuGoQuench:
Tall babes with nice curves.
I dislike short and skinny girls
Most of them are very wicked with deep minds
In all Nigerian girls are not worth the stress
I'm currently dating a babe from Sierra Leone

Maybe I should kukuma port to Ivory Coast.. I teach her english , she do me French .. !

Preciousgirl:
What exactly about a lady attracts you?

Higher sense of judgement and Reasonability

Godliness (This is Absolute) !!

Height (6ft2 maximum, 5'10 Minimum)

Pronounced boobs,

Big curvy ass .... (Her pet name is gonbe Ukwu)

Feminine Taste, Social and Classical

Conservative and Assertive

Course of study : Medicine is Hearty !!

Ekakamba:

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Northerners doing their thing - POLITRICKS 101

They will win ... That's 2021 loading...

saaphiere:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/12/lady-sues-boyfriend-for-failing-to-marry-her-after-wasting-her-time-for-8-years.html

lalasticlala

I think the government need to intervene on relationship and heart brake ...

Once you start a relationship and committed to marrying each other, both of you should register with Government agency or court and sign some documents...

Anybody that quit under other grounds than medical or physical shall be liable to fines and Jail time

stonemasonn:
I hope Niger and Chad citizens weren't allowed as well.

Someone from Chad and Niger can easily claim Sokoto, Kastina or Yobe and it's a go ... The cross border like interstate travel ...

Seyi8750:
Thug 200,000 to 10,000,000
Politician 10,000,000 to 1,000,000,000

This is so true !! but a very risky job as they can clear your doubt anytime !