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lastmaster:
yes, from 48 laws of power.

I have all its principles in my head but I never read that book sha ..... When I perused it, I discovered it's exactly what I already know !!

lastmaster:
Never put too much trust in friends; learn how to use enemies.

is that from book of power ?

Hidemyface:
I like my space and quiet but recently my siblings have encroach. My expenses have increased as well cause I am family oriented though still single. Right now I am intentionally leaving my fridge naked cos they've disorganized my food plan and neatness is paramount for me so I clean my apartment regularly. How do I tell them I need my peace back cos they are adults already and don't want their continued dependency as it is now affecting my ability to care for my mother the way I want to.

I just change accommodation that's all ....
At times, I maintained two accommodations, one for me and me alone .... and the second for them ....... Especially, if you are a professional student, they will disrupt your life plans and books unless they are also very serious about their school!

Venzal

lastmaster:
I preferred using the reversal of the law.I rather use law 2

What does law 2 states ?

lastmaster:
That your No 7 is not possible because you must surely make enemies. Even our Lord Jesus christ; had enemies when he was still on earth.

seconded !!
Just be ready to crush ya enemies if they fail to desist !!

CorGier:
Stop fighting her perceived superiority over you, it's pointless and you would loose. You need people like her on your side as an ally (like you rightly said she's your Boss's eyes and ears) so get her close, once in a while engage her in small talk, hangout for drinks on off days and stuffs like that - just play it cool and act like you "get". This way you're giving up control but you dictate the relationship dynamics and hey you get to rid yourself of all that bad energy.

It's all just petty office politics - let go of that ego.

Take this advice Op !!
If you still cherish your Job , Just play dumb and do your Job .... shower her with accolades e.g Morning Betty, you looking so good this morning .... hope u had a great sleep .... !!

Girls like that are the best type to befriend, trust me..... she will represent you before your boss and not against you .....

I have been there, it even happened between me and a married elder subordinate woman ..... I played my politics well around her ..... she was a bitch when I joined with the believe that I was too small for my position but if not for B.sc/M.sc ...... I head her unit but she had the boss .....

Na good morning ma, u look lovely ma, how are the kids .... how ur hubby ..... Ma, u look stressed dis morning, ur babe ain't allowed u sleep eiya, ..... I used love kill her , small times , she dey tell me her secret and all office secrets , we are friend now .... she bitch others but my friend and represent me before our boss !

To me and in this dispensation, I will advise "secure your career and the marry" .... Marriage ain't a play nor joke if you truly want it to work , appropriate ingredients gatz be present at least at basic level !!

Abednegoomugwo:
3 nights ago me talk say make I suck my babe of 3 years well. I enjoy am me no lie, but now e wan be like feather dey tickle my throat e dey very uncomfortable.
Yesterday afternoon me come dey see small small red rashes in front of my throat the thing jes tire me. My babe na clean girl so me no come understand this kain thing.

Just now me come dey observe my upper lips like say e wan dey swell. E don rish make I see doctor or make I buy agbo.
I jus tire

First son Abednego omugwo

Use ampiclox/ampicillin , e go go
Happy licking .... it is her pvssy bacteria scratching ya throat !!

Jodha:
It is ....the "delayed ejaculation" they talked about is the same thing as the "post mature ejaculation"...
It's a medical condition...

If yhu doubt me...google it yhurself...I only screen shoted that part only...to lay emphasis... So he won't argue...

He should rather stop masturbating... To bring about solution to his problem...

It's not normal at all..

Silly u, it ain't an abnormal thing ..... it is a thing you trained your mindset about ....

When I see a woman, I don't think sex, I think romance ..... Pussy don't freak me but her brain ..... I take my time ....I don't rush ..... My brain is developed beyond her body , my mindset is strong ..... I think her satisfaction not mine ..... There are more ..... Sex happens in our brain and it can be controlled to achieved maximum pleasure by both sexes !!!

Most premature ejaculation is not caused by sickness nor require medication .... Most person suffering premature ejaculation only need to change their mindset about women !!!

Na u sabi ooo .... Who dey argue with u .... Me, go teach u ni !!

edimolu:
you ehn!

The screenshot is entirely different from what you explained

Thank God I wasn't the only one that noticed .... See how she suddenly became an expert on the issue of delayed ejaculation .....

Naija girls and their brain sha ..... But, I am always their father ooo not just any guy on the street

Jodha:
Funny enough ...I didn't bother googling it earlier...

I just decided to check google now... And I discovered it's not normal...it's actually a medical condition that is due frequent masturbation...

Yhu were wrong dearie....yhu last longer ..not because yhu are good or yhu trained yhurself or whatever....
It's because due to frequent masturbation... Yhu cannot cum like a normal person any longer...
Therefore ejaculation is delayed ...because yhur organ is now weak...

P.S
I didn't say it...google did..
I know yhu may wanna argue ...hence I screen shoted it...

Did u read why it was inscribed "in most cases" and not "in all cases" .....

So, why and where did u achieve your conclusion that Masturbation is the only cause of delayed ejaculation ..... I asked you to Google it , did u think I never read about it myself

Do u know you can train your mindset to achieve delayed ejaculation without being a symptom of medication nor masturbation

Are u aware that during intercourse, a lady or man you are dealing with determine how fast u cum or how late it could be while some are indifference to whatsoever man/woman involved

How did u arrive at the fact that my organs are weak ..... Have u seen them before, experienced or felt them

Gawd, I wish more intelligent girls on Nairaland ........ U read a great piece and just see ya conclusions .....


FYI, u can train your mindset to possessed delayed ejaculation ..... I can take u through the process here so as for you to teach your BF ......

Dem don use 5mins scatter your orientation

Jodha:
I've not heard of these things before oo...
But thanks for enlightening my ignorant self...

I've heard from yhu now...

welcome Jare ..... Hope u googled it ? Pls do so to learn better !

honey86:
Yes you have pay annual subscription but some companies pay for you as a taxable benefit.

Wow, This is exactly the best options .... Do they pay for all professional bodies one belong to ?

Virt:
Yes, you will be paying both ACCA and CPA membership if you want to continue maintaining their status.

Don't forget that failure to be in good standing with ACCA will cost you your CPA membership. So all fees and CPD reporting for ACCA must be a CONTINUUM

My Ogas, As far as the end justifies the means which shall be justified ..... let's ummiezummie .....
When the time comes, I'll consult y'all ....

honey86:
FYI, you will need to continue paying for ACCa membership to continue being a member of CPA.

My brother, In Accounting, there is always need to conduct Cost-Benefit analysis in order to Justify an endeavour , so if the benefit outweigh the cost, why not ? ....

Will I also be paying CPA membership/subscription fee too ?

dierich:
the fact is that I love women.. I love to be loved, and also want someone to care for me. but women are cheat. I hate sharing my woman with someone else. that's bull*shit. also. I wanted to work on myself financially and in my career. I'm seeking for my master degree now and from there will be coren registered to become a registered engineer. . so I prefer been single for now.

U are on the right path bro !!!
Same objective here !

AkpaMgbor:
You played 3 hours intensive nonstop football? That’s is 2 standard football match duration plus 30 minutes extra time? Get the fvck outta here jor! Didn’t know I was bantering with a jokester all along.

Guy, I am really outa here ..... This ain't professional football , these are boys playing on every Saturday morning ......

Na u sabi .... U and I ain't belong to same world !!!

AkpaMgbor:
Can you even do a brisk walk or jogging for one hour nonstop? That is what it takes for most Olympian level marathoners..you guys think everyone here is naive.

lol, can I jog for one hour non stop

can I walk briskly for one hour ..... Lol mumu dey worry u no be small ..... u must be a bread n buttered boy .... Guy, I can trekkkkkkkkk for 5 hours sef ..... I no be ajebo oooo, I be confirm kpako boy and hustle hard to achieve my Ajebo level but as a street guy , Though level don change ooo but Can never abandon my street trainings and experience lailai !!

U shd have asked me whether I can play football for 3 hours nonstop ..... My last football match ( u kno boys Na .... we started 7am and all went home by 11:30am) ..... When my team dey beat all set nko

Guy, bown matter abeg ..... I don tell u my own .... I ain't here to convince you nor confuse you but it is what it is !!!

AkpaMgbor:
Empty barrels

lol !
As If I am expecting u or nairaland to give me trophy

ur mumu is epic !!

I ain't saying I am a baddo .... I only said I can have intercourse for an hour without nutting ..... so, which one is empty barrels about that

AkpaMgbor:
Even the fittest sportsmen can’t perform on the pitch,court or field for one hour straight without a break! And you tell me you will be thrusting into a woman for one full hour nonstop? Give me a fvcking break! A feat not even the most seasoned porn actors can achieve..you will tire out or nut long before then..who even times himself while fvcking? Mchewww!

Akpam, I gat no time for stvpid arguments, take it or leave it .... Na u sabi .... in case u see someone in ya physical life that does it .... Remember u heard it from me first !

it's possible to thrust for one hour without nutting ...... Now, whether u guys catch 10mins break, 5mins break Na ur wahala ...... !!!

I'm single because I don't want any drama queen to come in between me and my book right now .... If I should date right now, I will favour my books than my girl .... Guys, u know the implication of that for a Nigerian relationship .....I already knacked B.sc and M.sc now My ICAN after which I really wanna date ..... to double self dey hungry me but there is time for everything ...... Accounting is my Bae for now

captainking:
you are smart bro. They fail to understand that.. When you have mastered the art of self control during sex.. You can actually decide when you wanna cum... It's not rocket science.. ..now imagine doing over 8 styles and spending at least 10 mins on each.. Let them calculate it.. Then.. In between.. Kiss.. Romance a bit.. Engage in cunninglungus.. Man.. You can have sex with a woman for 2 whole hours bro.. Teach em

Bro, it can even be timeless as much as the spices , as far as no exhaustion and as much as it ain't boring nor one party complaining

Admin401:
I nut at the thought of a her letting me bang,

It's ur brain bro ...... it's simply ur mind ...... SEX is all Mind ..... Everything happens in our brain ..... If I told u the last time I nut via intercourse, it was 2015, prior to that was 2013 and that's because the ladies involved then tempted me to nut for them or else they will believe I can never nut ...... I only stopped when my ladies stops or I'm physically exhausted ..... it is easier for me to get erection but nutting is difficult ...... I wish u knew what I have to pass through in my head b4 first nut ...... Second nut no go even come at all ...... with condom, no erection no nutting ..... So..... u see, my lamentations differs from yours

ndy87:
Spend so much time on something as baseless as that, then u are lazy. Spend more time on things that will add value to your life not something that will take away your peace.

Only an unfortunate being think this wack .... so sex is baseless ..... When u finished ur hustle n find the right man with the right keys .... come n redefine sex for me until then be silent !!!

Printerscanner:
So for 105 minutes you were fuccking a girl non stop. You can't make heaven because even the devil cannot tell this type of senseless lie. Even if sperm refuses to come, you cannot fuccck for 105 minutes at a stretch without getting tired and exhausted.

It doesn't have to be one hour straight ...., what he is trying to tell u kids is that , He can bang for more than one hour before his first nut.... owk, lemme break it down homies .....

Missionary like 10mins .....hot banging, slow banging , rough banging .... slow n steady banging .... the lady can also do cowgirl and do her rhythm too

Doggy ...... repeat the above for 10mins

Change location ..... stand fvcking .....10 mins

enter the rug/tiles whatever spend 10mins .....

Enter bathroom and like that and like that .....

some men can go on and on like that for the next One hour with different varieties without nutting

while

some men can't bang beyond 5 mins before their first nut while some nut mere seeing a woman's unclothedness .....


@Captainking , Don't stress yourself too much .... some people are slow mentally and believe that the fact that they can't achieve something no other persons can !!!
I know what you are saying bro !!!

Obainoneandonly:
anybody dat tells you that he can have sex for 1hour straight is a lie and a thief. don't b deceived

lol, I can !

Come and beat me

Cutehector:
I feel we Nigerians are becoming more stupid than ever before. When you see such developments from other countries and compare it to yours, then you will really understand why I am saying we are very stupid.

We can't charge our leaders to give us proper development because of fear to fight for such causes, politicians who have shut our mouths by giving us money and illiteracy.

I don't even know what to say to our Country and leaders ...... The only thing I know is that ..... if you give a monkey plenty of money, it may never know what to do with it than to buy banana ....

Black nation/Africa is a heritage for just slightly "higher" animals !!!

Jodha:
Lool....it's awk oga...yhur lie dey make my phone screen hang...

Lol, the fact that you never experience something doesn't mean it is impossible .... I can last for as long as I want even 1hr , 2hr is a child's play .... it is called post matured ejaculation ..... I can't cum unless I wanna cum ..... Google post matured ejaculation ....
While some suffers pre matured others suffer post matured !!