₦airaland Forum

prettysussie:
The shortest and cheapest way is to write ACCA , then convert to CPA. This is my plan.

Me too !!

IamD18:
MEN don't chase women, they go for women and uses the next door when the said woman start forming hard.

Money should be chased, not hoes/bitches.
Chase a cheque and never chase a bitch.

After u get the cheque , bitches will start chasing u then ur time to form hard !

gozie112:
lolz,,bro u no go understand

Shairman, I no wan understand o !

gozie112:
Broda,,same thing that is happening to me now,she said She's keeping her self until our wedding night,,dis is our 2yrs in The relationship,,if she dump me I fit commit suicide oo

So, u will leave ur Mum n Dad and other siblings as well as beautiful achievement u have made in this life among many beautiful friends only to kpanshinkor cuz of one lady that is replaceable ....

doctorkush:
*laughs angrily*
Your penniss must be pencil sized... Lol she couldn't wait to trash you. And she did it in style.. Bobo was even prostrating to be considered as a side nigga.... Lol
.. I swear this your story is a bomb... It killed me

I wonder when Nigga are going to Man-Up ......

Don't allow a lady to boss u around, they get bored by you and follow the one that can boss them !!!

ednut1:
ican guys are not innovative atal. The same ican sent a letter to wes that they could not verify my result cos i was owing subscription. Meanwhile part of the requirements for transcript is u must pay ur subscriptions. Very annoying people

ICAN is simply a microcosm of Nigeria .... I think ICAN should be leading in terms of management .... There are a lot of slack in the administration of the institute .... Gawd !!!

Hope t ain't gonna be March 2019

prechbills1:
OK.. continue

..... Nah, I will if need be

prechbills1:
makes no sense..

Then u should have countered with a sense .... So, you are senseless

prechbills1:
forget this matter.

Why oooo ?

Safiaa:
What do you value the most other than sex in a relationship ? Nobody has answered that question, I’ve asked at least 4 guys. Putting aside emotions and companionship. Something physical.

Me, Vagina is just a hole in a women's body ..... just like mouth ..... Nonetheless, it gingered arousal in a man same way Penis as an extension in a Man's body gingered arousal in a woman .....

What I value most in a relationship is a girl's level of intelligence ...... a slowpoke girl can not arouse me .... Pvssy is never the end game for a guy with brain , something must gingered wanting to fvck that pvssy ..... Me, I love girls that think beyond what it in between their thigh as a sole means of getting favoured and if you so think that, then I will respect such an girl if she ain't angry when called a prostitute or aristo or runzgirl !!!


I won't lie, your mentality is slow, so..... Only sex is what u achieve in a relationship, nothing else ?
Pls, where do u hail from and what did u study in school ?
Pls, do u go to or in University ?

Safiaa:
It’s just like when you look for a job that you really want that pays well, a company is doing you more of a favour by accepting you as the employee. Even though they’re possibly better candidates that could take on the job, they chose to accept you for whatever reason. You then have to return the favour by doing what you can to perform your best. It’s a give and take, that’s how all relationships work.

Nope, gawd, which hellhole did you emerge from ..... No wonder you deactivate when it turns up

Nope, A company that employs me ain't doing me a favour when u know ur onions , you are the one doing them favours because a company will never pay u ur true worth under the concept of cost benefit analysis ....
That is why a seasoned professional will threatened a company he/she wants to quit and the company will have no option than to raise him (Short term and long term) .. short term in terms of annual salary and Bonus while long term in terms of shares .......

But an average employee wouldn't have a bargain chip for something better ......

So, if u think your body, emotional state and Biological clock is all you got to offer in order to achieve financial gratification from your guy, then you are daft than I think and you have also been rolling with daft guys !!!

Intelligent guys use and dump girls like you

makydebbie:
Lol you're typing as if she's doing this grudgingly or something and she deserves to be patronized for it. It's wrong dating a lady who thinks she's doing you a favor by dating you. It's supposed to be mutual. Wtf.

Thanks Debbie, I use to respect that Safiaa girl, I never know she fall into the majority category of girls that believe they are doing a guy a favour by dating him .....

What do u have to offer other than pvssy , hmmm @Safiaa ..... If u continue with this mentality, u better stay up with your broke ass niggas because ur assertions only work around them , if u try ur argument with an intelligent made dude, gutter is your home !!!

Safiaa:
Yes she is doing you a favour. You chased her not the other way round, you went out of your way to patronise her and she accepted you out of many so she’s doing YOU a favour.
She’s taking herself off the dating market in her prime.
She’s giving you her body (most times)
She’s trusting you with her time and biological clock
She’s risking her emotional state being with you.

The least you can do is reciprocate the favour by being financially supportive. The problem with you guys is, you just want to take take take and not give anything in return. It’s bad.

One of the most stupid and trashy post I ever read on Nairaland from an average Nigerian Girl


What happened to mutualism ..... All the factors you listed above , same goes for the man too ..... You can only win such stupid assertion above over a broke ass nigga ..... U try that shit with a made dude , he is going to throw you in a murky gutter that you deserve to belong ....


Nigerian girl wants equality/mutualism but wants to be a leech at the same time .....

I worked my ass off, made my money
I provide for my girl's need both basic n superficial
Upon all ladies in the market (now that girls have become pure water) , I choose U
I gave u my body (an average girl needs total attention during sex than an average guy) ..... she will demand for orgasm after orgasm, she wants to squirt ....( All these doesn't come easy unless you are a skillful sexual maniac)
So, I also trusted her with my time and Biological clock
I also risked my emotional state being with her ......

Now, tell me what superficial thing a lady does to a guy

I only respect a lady with adequate Intelligence and Brilliance and not a mumu like you who has no intelligible argument other than my body and my emotional state ...... is that something superficial

Abdul4trust1:
ensure That Your Passport Size Does Not Exceed 20kb.

My brother, I have complied with every requirement regarding passport ..... if the size exceed 20kb, it won't even upload as it will display "passport size exceed 20kb" ......
ICAN website malfunction at times .... like now, we can't print out our exemption certificate unlike before..... try to login on exemption portal and u get error message !

I will call them if problem persist .

Abdul4trust1:
please If You Still Have Your Previous Passport There, Just Live It.

Previous passport ain't there ? and I can't move to the next level without passport ?

Abdul4trust1:
exam Or Student Registration?

Exam , Application for may 2018 examination !

adubam:
Check your browser.

Chrome .... Someone suggested I use chrome but same same response ....

I am having issues with registering for my may 2018 diet examination ... my passport couldn't upload .... anybody that knows how to solve this

Any student trying to upload passport here .... I am registering for may 2018 diet and the portal ain't recognising my passport ??

Romeo3:
Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 and any other moderator who has the power to delete this thread, I plead that this thread be deleted.

I have accepted my wrongdoing. I did not protest the ban even if I wasn't happy about it. I have done the time. I am sorry I shared my experiences here. It's a mistake that won't be repeated. I was banned for 48 hrs without a warning. Offenders are normally banned for 2 hrs with a warning, and a harsher and lengthier ban follows if the warnings are not heeded. But I was banned outrightly. No wahala. Its past now. Pls delete all.

To those that have felt insulted by the experiences and pictures that I posted, I am sorry. You have written epistles about why i should be sanctioned and why the ban should have been harsher. I agree. Pls prevail on the moderators to delete my contents and let's forget this ugly episode ever happened.

If this thread and my contents aren't removed by my request, I will manually commence to do so, no matter how tedious it may seem.

You said I invaded privacy.... No faces were shown. No home addresses revealed. No real names revealed. No street names revealed. Pictures I took were all in public. None were private. I have never revealed anyone's personal information and I will never. Things i write about are all true, but i write them in the way it happens in my head. I have never insulted a rider, I have never made fun of them verbally.

All you read happens in my head.

Nairaland isn't the end. It was the beginning. I am grateful to everyone who has been very supportive. The calls and messages are all appreciated. It's time for me to move on and expand my horizons. It has already started. I can't be stopped, but on nairaland it's over.

Pls oblige my request to delete my contents... Thank you.

To those who may want to read more of my experiences, I have my own site now. It is being brought up to speedy updates so that the stories can all be synchronized across the social media handles I use.

Blogsite: diaryofalagosuberdriver. com

Instagram: @diary_of_a_lagos_uber_driver

Facebook: diary of a Lagos uber driver

Twitter: @romeonl.

Already subscribed to your blog and permanently following you back to back .....
My bro, manually remove your thing here ..... safe your energy .... I think you are new to Nairaland style ..... you ain't the first writer to be embarrassed in fact so many great writers have left ...... go to sexuality section , it was robust before now it's occupied by madmen that post and comment by themselves for 2 pages ..... This is my 4th moniker, I deleted the previous 3 ..... been here since beginning and I have seen it all !!
Sorry and move on cuz you are a force here and I learnt great deal from your posts !!

Interesting game here !!!

Ladyhippolyta88:
All these na story.If the girl nor like you she nor like you. withdraw if you like.

U don't know some girls sha, especially these confused spiri-coco mum's babyish teenage girls or early twenties .... my own, she wants to "face book" and doesn't want to miss a potential husband ..... so her confusion ......

I like them at 22-26 ..... at that age girls are straight forward !!

LieDetector:
so I shouldn't call her again. Right?

I stopped calling her after 3days, she called me like 4 times , I was just watching my phone dusting her calls .... I texted back late hours that I travelled !!

I called her the following days , she is playing hard2get !!!

no wahala sha, Na cat strategy I dey use ....

LieDetector:
I asked this girl out sometime and she told me she has a boyfriend and that the boyfriend doesn't stay in town. I honorably withdrew my advances and she got annoyed because I stopped calling her. The few times I tried she refused picking out of anger.

She would call me with a different number just to hear my voice and then hang up upon me saying "hello".

To cut the long story short, we agreed to meet which we did and I noticed she's still playing hard to get. I don't know what to do at this point honestly.

Should I withdraw outrightly or should I still talk about us starting a relationship especially considering that I didn't bring up the ish in our recent meeting.

Help guys!

Same with me here ..... Abi u are in Ilorin ni
Maybe we are onto same girl ooo !

Kobicove:
At least a minimum of 3 years

There is nothing like proper age , the most important thing is if both of una clicked !! Like think progressively alike !!

it could be 40-25
35-20
50-30
50-25
or

25-22
27-20

whatever whatsoever, if una no click nor mature enough , una go crash !!

Twoclans:
OP please buy her a vaginal wash (non soap based) .get her hair removal cream, encourage her to go about without panties then get her good quality fruits like apples and grapes she will be alright.

If after all the above there is still a problem upgrade .

I want to believe your girl is clean, so I hope it's not an infection issue.

Most times it's not an infection, it can also happen to a guy too, when u urinate , wipe kpekus with water and u shall be free !!

Laxy009:
Please I need clarification on this : Can a Chartered Accountant with unpaid membership subscriptions for some years sign for me? Will my registration application be treated if such person sign for me?

I need urgent response please because I need to complete my registration ahead of the next diet as November diet class start by July.

Yes, he can !
But for your induction I.e. After you have passed all ur exams and u want to obtain the certificate, only a financial member can sign for you !!

As for Registration, any chartered Accountant (ICAN) can sign for u !!!

Romeo3:
Instagram: @diary_of_a_Lagos_uber_driver

Twitter : @romeo3nl

Blog site: coming soon

Thank you...

Blog is the best , you will be the CEO of your thing and be rest assured you are gonna get traffic and can start marketing other things too !!!

You can never win Nairaland, the owners and mods have this hisshhhh ..... make I stop am for here sha !!!

harjibolar10:
God bless you sir, I'll do that as soon as possible


I'm a Nigerian, just trying to confirm what I read no jaree


God bless you once again

U welcome Accountant !!

AlanTuringAI:
I've been following this man's prophecies for some time now and he gets it wrong almost all the time. I wish he'd stop embarrassing himself and Christianity. See how he is contradicting himself in the name of prophecy. You said Tinubu will be used and dumped. This implies that Buhari would win again through Tinubu's help and would dump him afterwards as he did in this his current term. In this same breath, you're saying Saraki will emerge President if he contests. Assuming Saraki eventually contests under a different platform than APC, how can both of these happen at the same time?

It doesn't matter , he added a caveat that God can delay prophecy.

Anyway, I don't care about his prophesies but I strongly believe that in this present dispensation only Bukola Saraki can take Nigeria to another height !!

He is the only one among the Nigerian Political Gladiators that can tame all other anti-progressives ..... He also has his errs but just like Obasanjo, Saraki is the only one for now that is strong enough to combat both international and National problems of Nigeria !!!

He ain't a saint though but this country would really see concrete development !!!