₦airaland Forum

delugajackson:
Quite unfortunate. But what's with all that Fatwa and Sheqiri? I thought English was our official language.

Waiting for others to come here and blame this sudden death on her close friend.

You don't understand our Hausa brothers, Northern Nigeria is a Country within Nigeria and the lingua franca is Hausa !!

Rosezee:
A serious controversy happened yesterday when I was with my friends. We were having a constructive conversation when a mother of five said that she is not enjoying sex any longer, because her husband joystick is way to small now that her clit is 'opened' due to child birth. And she said it's her husband's fault that he should improve on his 'skills' in bed. Her husband is complaining about it like it is her fault. Some said it's her fault, other said it's her husband's. I want to know what Nairalanders think about this. Is there a right side here? All the experienced people, please i need y'all here. I'm going to show her this thread so that she will realize that a woman that has five children cannot enjoy sex. It's over even though she is in her 30s!

I asked my aunty who is 45yo that does she/woman still need sex at their age because I think a woman of her age should have declining urge and does she enjoy it .....

She looked at me like , Roxy, kinni omode yi fi n shere yii (Roxy, wetin u dey joke with) ..... She told me nothing mega oooo, as she and her husband in 50s still dey fire oooo !!

Me n my cousins burst out with huge laughter ..... I reason the way my aunty said it , it feels like the excitement of a teenager or early twenties ......

The couple really need to step up for real !

If I am gonna be serious, the first ? I ask after second date is Genotype !!!

[quote author= post=69419770]This is never happened before in the history of the country.
Some people will feel sick instantly seeing this good news!
God bless President Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.[/quote]So, what has Buhari used the monies to do
Na by Big Revenue

All these big big monies from several agencies .... Just FIRS oooo reporting 2.5tr in six months , Now what about other revenue generating agencies .....

At last, No concrete development ..... Poor Nigeria , A Land of plenty but little Brain !!

[quote author= post=69418716]No time for sitting on the bench.
He should make up his mind ASAP and let us know where he is.
No time for nonsense anymore![/quote]Wait for it, He is about to nutmegged and CR7 you all

Senselin:
RIP to the deceased but you "could give the killer N1million" but couldn't pay him good or complete salary. I don't support evil though.

Some "big" men living in all these Abuja estates specializes in using domestic staff as slaves.

My Christian brother told me how a Clergy living in Life Camp axis employed him as Personal Assistant, guess what, he was also the errand boy, and driver too. He did work overtime, and at times went to work on Sundays. His salary (35K) wasn't disclosed to him until two weeks into the job. He resigned as soon as his salary was disclosed.

Lesson: Never treat your domestic staff (Driver, Cook, Gardener or gate man) badly. Your life may be in their hands.

Your life is in their hands not May be .....

I fear domestic staffs pass, at home , office or anywhere ..... Life is not fair to them and that is why they are like that ..... secretly, they wanna be like you, they also want to boss someone around , they wanna ride your car not wash it, they wanna sit on your chair not clean it ..... they wanna eat the kinda food you are eating and Not washing your plates ..... they wanna bang the same girl/guy you banging and not welcome sir/welcome ma ....


Frustration ain't far from them and they can do and undo at anytime ....

Best deal, let him/her work for you for some times and set him/her up for life ..... Treat them all fair from drivers, gateman to cleaners ...

Gidilagoon:
Pls mature men in the house don’t abuse me, just advice your guy abeg.

Once a Dog always a Dog ....
Love ain't stupidity but love without brain is stupidity !!

This one is a film trick, marriage will clear ya eyes !

ladyF:
Discipline is all you need. I'm also battling an addiction problem myself and I've been clean for many weeks now, but it's not cigarettes... You have to make a conscious effort and resist the urge whenever it arises.

Make i go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sha... Check my signature.. Best rate always.

It's LadyF again.

Nahhhhh, Indian hemp abi

profeazy:
Please anyone that read this textbook should summarise what the heck the dude is saying for me.

Na u sabi ooo ....

generationz:
goodluck in your search for Mrs right

lol !

generationz:
goodluck in your search for Mrs right

lol !

Raskasal:
Lol

Hope u learn one or two things ?

generationz:
what was her reason for the breakup then

Her former crush came back (A once med colleague now Doc too n more endowed financially than me but no swagz ).....so she became confused.....

She started demanding from me what the dude promised her .... I can but won't simply because that ain't my priority for then based on available resources ..... She wants us to settle to avoid the temptation but we can't cuz we were yet to graduate from boy/girl into Man/Woman ....... we were evolving ....

I can't be chasing another man's dream, I gatz chase my own .... So, Demand n Supply no gree and market end .... Both of us are faultless !!

generationz:
wow this is quite different and a breath of fresh air from the typical Nigeriaan here on nairaland.

Oga did you study psychology or you have lots of experiences with women?


About the part where you tell her she's beautiful even when she is angry is funny. If its me you tell that to when I'm boiling at you the kind eye I will just look you ehn.

my ex was like that sha when I'm really pissed is when he'll start doing and saying some funny things acting like a puppy ,it used to make me laugh, love him more and all at once get more pissed at him because I don't feel he is taking the matter as seriously as I am.

lol, Maturity is key to successful Home ! A man gat to Man up and be in Charge of whatever situation and possessed higher level of good human management !
Be firm when the need be , be sober when d need be , Smiles when d need be ....

I grew up around lot of women (mamma,grandmas,aunties,sisters, cousins..... Maternal and Paternal oo) and From them I learnt a lot ....... Most girls out there today are Drama queens so, I gat a lot of Drama in house sef ....... Also, I am a movie guy (Hollywood mostly) so, I had a lot of exposure in that regard , I use to picture myself in some scenarios and determine what I would have done differently or better .... with that, You learn !! .....

Accounting is my endeavour not Psycology. Though I considered myself a Psychic and I use psychology a lot......

As for ex, it ain't that I don't attached importance to her issues but when someone tend to turn something trivial into a big drama.........

I knew I had a lot of work to do on that girl but unfortunately she couldn't wait for it , she got swayed while I was busy with Masters ...... I allowed her to learn as I didn't fight her braking up ......... I was her first and she mine(but me exposed o) ...........

I knew an average dude can't put up with such excesses so I grin alot when her broke up drama began......Only if she understand out there (Husband scarce abeg) ....... But she can never understand unless she goes there.......u know, When you chop belleful , Na time to find something wey no lost Na !
So, I allowed her without braking a sweat nor feelings. She asked me to fight for her not going away , For where .... My brain told me face ya book and fight for career and in a matter of time she broke up the dude again ........... Me just siddon dey watch in 7D !!! .....

Her killing points was that She is very good academically (Always first 3 in class), Career oriented (Foresight career wise is extraordinary) , Highly Religious (me be badoo oo as I still dey enter , one of her broke up point was I am too lustful as she always commit sex sins around me , she no lie as we can't help it.... e must happen noni plan no plan) and mostly, she will be good for the kids as she is very firm with no nonsense mien .....She doesn't take nonsense from anyone.... I think that's good for the kids (When I ain't around , I know a capable hand is around )!!!

Gawd, Epistle much ooo (squeeze face)

MISEDUCATIONS:
dick is best bro. fingering is for lesbians without dick

e dey peel n pain Na ..... wen finger create d space den dick enjoy d pace !!!
Bad person

Evil play

MiztaFabulous:
My friends cousin who is about 21years really likes me alot but I just can't date her for certain personal reasons. On one faithful day she came to spend sometime with me and she opened up to me that she was a virgin while we had some cool fun time together.
The shocking thing was that she pleaded that I deflower her because she didn't want her boyfriend to know she was still a virgin.
Well she is really a good looking and neat young girl so I didn't hesitate as I was single and I loved the fact that she understood we are not dating and this is just our own little secret. Unfortunately my hammer found it really difficult to penetrate and I could feel she was in pain when I try to penetrate so I didn't want to continue so I ended up just fingering her and kissing inbetween her legs until she was satisfied.

Is it possible that I could have deflowered her while fingering her? Because I heard its not all the time a girl must bleed when being deflowered.

Fingering is my best technique for deflowering sef ...... it simply the best ..... if you know you know

It does ! simple...

A well endowed guy and good usage skills is better than a non endowed guy with good usage skills !!

Who don't like MaxiMaxi

radicalove:
Please can someone send skills result, PDF format. I can not wait to see my result. Please send to amaka.omokhai@gmail.com

Me I can wait .... IDK why most people rush to see results ooo ... In my Undergraduates day, I check my results 3 days after pasting .. During my M.sc ... there are some results I haven't checked till date and Certificate already collected .... I won't start with ICAN now ... waiting patiently till it's posted online or mailed

MrsAnyanwu:
Please paste the result here

lol !

Thinking of visiting all these countries for adventure and sightseeing !!

gbenyi:
People should be free to make friends, date, fall in love, have sex, and if they eventually feel like getting married, do so. Marriage shouldn't be a necessity but a choice.

You ain't suppose to create this thread because we have reached a stage in life that you can do anything you feel like doing as far as you ain't breaking any law .... Now tell me, who are you gonna be offending if u decide not to marry ?

Marriage is an individual thing in 21st century urban life !!

To me, Marriage is Important .... it can uphold discipline for those who want to be disciplined !

MISEDUCATIONS:
its not good to be lonely but its good to learn to be alone without feeling lonely

Sense !

It must be mutual .... Na MUST .....

BobWilfred:
Can you marry someone old than you? If yes, tell us why, if no, still tell us why.
But majority holds it as 'No' because they believe the man Adam was formed before the woman Eve. Since Eve is the rib of the man, the husband of a woman must be created before the woman or should be older than the woman. If you have a contrary viewpoint, comment for fellow nairalanders to learn, ok.

Ordinarily , I won't but if she is Financially loaded with appropriate connects and some manners/humble ....
why not

Katier00:
Discipline your mind and your won't need this

Gbam !!

Medunah:
My own is 'How do they have sex?'

Lol, Sex knows no height Na .... An Area sister when wey dey young once told me :

"No matter how big a Man, he is small when on top a woman" ......

If u watch Xrated movies, u will see some guys x10 of this guy with girls -x10 of this babe n even skinny like sphaggeti .... Taking something that is close as big as them !!

I respect woman abeg ...

lastmanstandn:
Question: How difficult or easy is finding a wife from home when you've lived most part of your adult life abroad? If you eventually do, how does the dating process work? I’m curious to know cus I increasingly find it hard to understand how Nigerians date miles away from each other.

Where One go start self ..... u need to know home girls and abroad girls don't reason the same .... so if u really want to understand Nigerian girls, u better start watching NollyWood though Hollywood is getting Americanised/Europeanised nowadays !!