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LukeSkywalker78:
man... I like this gal a lot that's why the relationship could last this long. To fumble in front of her friends could be Game Over for me. Her friends opinion about me could sway her attention away from me. It has happened to me. Twice.

lol, Don't be a sleasy man and never use money to uphold love ..... Be natural and that is the only way u can survive the intricacies of relationship .... A man must think with his head not heart ......

When you give people everything they wanted , they tend to take you for granted .... as you pursue your girls love and attention, it is only fair you allowed her to also show you some respect and honor ..... !!

LukeSkywalker78:
Like seriously. I've been dating a girl for sometime now (past a year) and we are getting pretty serious. Anyways yesterday I wanted to see her and I gave her a call. She asked me to come over to her house. I told her I wanted to take her out and she agreed. As I got there, her friends (besties?) Came over and said they wanted to drop by. As they understood what was going on, they said they wanted to tag along. We agreed and went to Captain cook. We ordered and these friends were ordering like ther was no tomorrow. Even my GF asked if what they were ordering wasn't too much but they ignored her and kept doing their thing. Afterwards, they asked me (again) to buy them takeaway. I didn't have much money on me to buy takeaway so I had to buy them Captain Cook bread for each of them. I was so drained that I'm still recovering. My GF has never done such. I was just saying " Shey awon elebi leleyi ni" ( Yoruba guys will understand ). I just wanted to know if all girl's friends are like this if they are taken out. I will never forget this. P.S: I'm not generalizing women o.

Lol, u must be a kid ooo ..... Tell them right there to stop and let them realise it's a date between you and your bae ....
Tell them u will bring something for them at home ..... If ur bae support them , slash them all as long throat , tell them to go and drain their father at home ..... slash them and walk out after you have bought something for yaself and eat it right in the eatery !!!

chynie:
so you knacked her baa
then where is the morality of your story

Where did he posted he knacked her
U must have failed comprehension a lot of times .... how many lines were the Op that you couldn't decipher ?

olarwhumy6:
i wonder ooo

Only Gawd knows the kain brain way una dey use read ?

Where did he said he knack her

iceboy4752:
I got to know that Emir Sanusi of Kano is the Chancellor of the University of Benin (UNIBEN), and the great Alaafin of Oyo is the Chancellor of the University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID). Some students barely know their Chancellor or one exists.
This is cool, but what are their duties as Chancellors?

They are just the ceremonial head of the university just like Obas in Nigeria, Queen of England .....

They are the Political Godfather of the university while the VC is the Administrative head of the University !!!

There are many reasons many people marry .... Love is one of them and not absolute ....

I can't marry who I don't love ...

why ?

Because, the nemesis would be generational. Which offsprings/product am I trying to bring forth from the marriage ..... It will be obvious to the kids , I don't love their mum and that too has its consequence .....

No shii

RosaBerry:
Asking for a brother who has really tried all he could to get over a relationship of 4years.

How is the best way to deal with a break up.



Lol I didn't even know that boys can cry. Chai

Life is not permanent , Our heart should be dedicated to someone who really cherished it and not someone whom we cherish but never cherish us !!

Love is a two way and must be a mutual adventure therefore if there are logjam along the way ......

I just shake my head and Move the fvck on .... There are other many beautiful things in live than to cry over stupid things .....

When you cry and cry over a ant bite, what are you gonna do if a lion should bite you

If I were you, I will use reverse psychology for your bro and Insult the hell outa him by tagging him a pvssy !!!

slamstanlee:
Dovehorizon issa fine boy i swear.... If u carry this babe i carried yesterday at christ avenue lekki. She wee not let u go... She wore d shortest bum short, with large bress(very large like it could choke her) sat in front and kept looking at me, at my watch and short knicker jeans i wore. And she kept telling her friend about men they will meet at d party that night.... She like men.

Talking about riders and dating, hmmmmm.
You don't wanna hear my escapades with one baruwa (ipaja) girl. I didn't carry her cos of her big table dat wouldn't fit in d booth..... I rather keep d story untold. Clue: it was quite messy.
Happy Sunday o

Haba bros, Enter Sexuality section and tell us the story now .....
change moniker if its necessary sef

sit on thread !

Issagirl04:
Am new here. Thank you for accepting me.
Please I need tips on how to excel ICAN exams. I have been writing and am not able to pass . I need new approach. Thanks for your assistant.

Lemme tell u my code ..... First and foremost be committed and dedicated ..... Also, keep friends that are also professional in nature not just any friend ..... During your professional examination period, keep away from people that offer no professional benefit to you ..... Shun and avoid family trash talks and neighbourhood gossips ..... live a professional life .....

As for reading, I have absolute time like 24hours divided between me and my job ......

I ensure I read 4 chapters daily .... two at office , two at home ......
So many people think I am mad when they see the big textbooks in front of me and my social life n family chitchats has reduced so I can concentrate on the problem at hand but when I'm done ..... All these can be re-ignited again !!!

Also, familiarise yourself with Pathfinders , it gives you clue on how questions are being asked and from there, you can structure your reading pattern around "how questions are being asked" .....

All in All, practice , practice and practice and read the study pack at least 3 times until u mastered most if not all.... You must read the study pack to the extent that, when you see the headline in a chapter, you can recall everything the headline says offhand without looking into the book !!!

You can only achieve the above when you read smart , practice and practice and live a professional life ..... So, your brain can concentrate more on ICAN against other things !!!

It is a Must in my end here .... Just to be assured !!! BaBa Assurance !!

quinSonia:
between these two men,who is the best actor?

I love both but Denzel is young and more vibrant !!

Toks2008:
If you want a very hot girl,pray to meet one who cant express herself very well in English...as long as you speak well,she will fall for you cos they usually have low self esteem so they easily fall for guy who really want them regardless.

There was this hot Igbo girl i would have been with in Naija but i lost my chance because i was blowing useless grammar whilst wooing her. I just noticed whe will just smile and say 'OK o...i will think about it' ...before i knew it she got married to one Igbo guy who was also very poor in expressing himself and that was when she opened up and told me and i quote 'I like you but all the oyinbo wey you dey speak dey fear me because me i no too fir speak'...

I was like...Chaiwhy you no tell me make i for dey speak pidgin....My giy forget English o..if i see babe wey set and wey no hear go ..i no mind.

You are correct, Most times I downgrade myself oooo or else some girls will consider you too much for them to roll with or consider you to drop them when you meet your match .... and When you meet a classical one, you gatz put all the As on Board with posh of course ....

Dirkcoyt:
Well, average is relative girl. I'm 6 ft 2 though but i can't wife a short girl. nooooooo way! i can't uplift someone. walking with a short girl looks likw child abuse. I don't want to be a topic in NGO's offices.

, Imagine someone looking at your wife like your daughter .... or you involving in child abuse....
A woman must command space and class without saying pheem !!!

ibkayee:
Lol I’m playing, I’m of average height, I just like tall guys, but I was joking with the 6’4 comment lol

I really know you are joking cuz 6'5 is the maximum I want to be , When you now say 6'4 is at your short class I was like , were you living in the planet of Giraffes or ostrich ..... Too tall sef Na bad thing ooo .....

sinaj:
btw what do you mean by I am still very young?

He meant a time will come as a woman that you won't have a choice whether short or dark .....

I pray u marry ur spec o ..... 6ft here and still wanna add 5inches to it

emelda86:
Mouth odour because I love kissing
Body odour because I can't stand want to play with my guys body & the kind of smell irks me
Small prik & very big prik I like average ones
Unromantic guy issa no-no
Let me stop here for now

Gbam!!! Mouth/Body odour is the most tortuous punishment a person could ever receive from another person .... Gawd !!!

pheyhi:
I cannot be friends with any male who is not intelligent or
smart
moreover I am sapiosexual meaning I am sexually attracted to intelligent males
I dont care the size of your pocket nor height but intelligence is a criteria
how would we carry on conversation if he's not intelligent?
I cannot imagine my life, its better not to date than to be with a male who is dull
if a male is not intelligent, my visions and goals are all useless with him hmmm
I love intelligent males dont care about physical apperance to AN EXTENT

Your spec of SapioSexual is so cool cuz I am one too .... No matter how beautiful a girl is if she ain't nothing upstairs, I can't even be seen around her talk less of friendship ..... But bae, you really need to attach physical qualities to sapiosexual too ... Having a good body/physique is also part of being sapio now ..... Intelligence should tell a guy/girl that you need to work on your body ..... whadoyouthink ?

spartacus11:
Wat is d best i can hav for my budget. Na answers i need biko

At least 200k total package should give you descent self contain in a descent environment ! IMHO

spartacus11:
In a city u haven't live in, and place u don't know your way around, u go just carry 1 million take go rent house abi. Is Dei Dei not abuja? Is dey not train terminal there? Is house not cheap there, if u nor get answer to my question allow people wen know road show me road

Abi did i tell u I'm lookin for d 100k house for Utako

lol .... Good luck in ur search ..... I just think more of u because environment matters while searching for a house ...... U go surely find Na !!!

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spartacus11:
Actually that's were i need ur help, one who can help me find a house, if 100k will be the total package dat will be fine, since I'm not on ground, and i don't know my way on ground

If you're willing to help i will be grateful

Which kain house u wan rent for Abuja for total package 100k .... maybe u should go suleja/zuba/Mararaba ......

I ain't married yet, but I know and can relate with all these issues you guys are discussing ..... Marriage is only sweet if both of you are friend . Friendship implies both of your share highly similar ideology and philosophy with this, both of you will be able to adapt easily to changes that usually occur in marriage !!!

Financial sustainability is a good oil for happy marriage nonetheless and promote lifetime friendship !!!

awesomeJ:
Bonds are kinda sold in units with each unit having a face value.
so if you buy a 15% APR 2023 FGN bond with 10m at its original price, you'd be having 100,000 units of the bond, and since the coupon is 15%, your annual interest would be 1.5m

Now when you buy at the secondary market, you often don't buy at the original unit price. You may get to buy at say N90 per unit, which implies that you'd only be paying 9m to get thesame 100,000 units.

But at the end of the year, both you who bought at 9m and the other person that bought at 10m, you'd each get 1.5m as interest, because you hold the same number of units. But while his own yield is 15%(1.5m on 10m input), yours is 16.67%(1.5m on 9m input)

So coupon rate indicates the rate at which interest is paid on a bond based on its face value, while yield indicates the actual rate of returns to an investor.

The coupon rate is always indicated in the name of most bonds, and it doesn't change throughout the lifetime of the bond.

Only changes in purchase prices bring about changes in yields to bond investors.

Bonds bought at prices below their face values have higher yields, and vice versa.

Kindly ask for any further clarification if....

Gawd, u are really helping my Strategic Financial Management knowledge !!

kingxsamz:
nah bro,we're done for good.
Break up sex is really a thing.

It happened to me too .... That was how my girl (best girl till date ) broke up with me in 2013 ..... Though, I know she was about to quit because she really wanna settle down (me ain't ready) and she got another dude who was ready for marriage ...... She had the last taste of Roszay and Bounce ...... I bounce too !!! No shiiii

Inioluwa01:
Lord! How did we get here? They had better also send out memos to all Federal institutions, banks, corporate organizations and private companies compelling them to make the age threshold for recruitment 35 years downward. It's 4 years now (minus stupid strike actions and unnecessary delays) and we are still battling the menace of age discrimination during recruitment, and we want to now add an extra year. Rapture should just happen abeg

CriticMaestro:
Make dem come kill us kawai
A common 4 year course , some of us know how many years we spent before completing it
Natural occuring factors like strike and renovation took 2 years
1 year for spill over

And yet they still want to add more years?

Crazy and wicked people

Wisdomkosi:
Dem dey crazy ni!!

einsteine:
May a healthy dose of lightning strike the people who thought of and communicated such a stupid suggestion.

Inioluwa01:
Hmmm

Nukilia:
This is simplya bad idea brought by dullards!

Inioluwa01:
Hmmm

Problem with my MTN network, see Na me last for 11:10am and I first una come here but when I post Na him my network hanged

Onto the matter sha,

It is not the number of years that one spend in school that matters but the quality of education we are receiving , as far as our lecturers keep using the same old and odd notes my uncles used during their own time , the quality of our education shall be old and outdated !!!

Only graduates who developed themselves out of the box shall thus become employable but if u stick to that modules in your school, you will remain dejected !!!


Immediately after I graduated from Unilorin , I served alongside some guys from University of Manchester ..... We were all commercial/social science students. I swear to God, when these guys were recanting their experience as undergraduate students and I compared with mine, I was world apart from them. Its exactly the same as difference between UK and Nigeria

I looked at myself and said, these are the calibres of guys I would be competing with in the Job market ....,

Nobody teaches me before I enter Google and YouTube and many Professional sites as well as other professionals to retrain myself beyond whatever my school has given me !!!


So, Professor Awukah abi wetin, A Nigerian Professor with such a proposal of extra years is suffering from Buharism


What we need is more practical and entrepreneurship ...... All science/engineering students should carry out more practicals thus , their laboratory should be world class while all social science/art/humanities and management students should go out there and do internship and report their experience back to their various department from 100L-400/500L

A political science student should intern with National/State House of Assembly members as well as other politicians instead using THUGs being P.A ......

I too sabi pass Anwukah sef

Mehn, See fast fingers every where oooo ...... we dey compete ni



Onto the matter sha,

It is not the number of years that one spend in school that matters but the quality of education we are receiving , as far as our lecturers keep using the same old and odd notes my uncles used during their own time , the quality of our education shall be old and outdated !!!

Only graduates who developed themselves out of the box shall thus become employable but if u stick to that modules in your school, you will remain dejected !!!


Immediately after I graduated from Unilorin , I served alongside some guys from University of Manchester ..... We were all commercial/social science students. I swear to God, when these guys were recanting their experience as undergraduate students and I compared with mine, I was world apart from them. Its exactly the same as difference between UK and Nigeria

I looked at myself and said, these are the calibres of guys I would be competing with in the Job market ....,

Nobody teaches me before I enter Google and YouTube and many Professional sites as well as other professionals to retrain myself beyond whatever my school has given me !!!


So, Professor Awukah abi wetin, A Nigerian Professor with such a proposal of extra years is suffering from Buharism


What we need is more practical and entrepreneurship ...... All science/engineering students should carry out more practicals thus , their laboratory should be world class while all social science/art/humanities and management students should go out there and do internship and report their experience back to their various department from 100L-400/500L

A political science student should intern with National/State House of Assembly members as well as other politicians instead using THUGs being P.A ......

I too sabi pass Anwukah sef

BlackPantherxXx:
Yes its a school of Health Science, my questions to you are:

1. Do they have guns ?

2. Do they know how to use it ? Do they have firearms training ? Even Cooks and Chaplains must be taught how to shoot

3. In war, will the Medical Corps in the military say "no ....we are medics and so we can't shoot when shot at"

If the answer to these queries = YES, then you have no point.

Even my relative who's a Medical Doctor & an officer in the Nigerian Navy couldn't defend them when I brought up the subject. All he muttered weakly was ..."they probably didn't get orders to engage"

I understand your assertions but I don't think they are set up to intervened in offa communal issues ....
I also aligned with your uncle and that was why I said "Terms of engagement would differ" !!!

If they have their order to intervene in such issues , why won't they

Even while Offa and Erinle were having communal clash, Nigerian Army were deployed from Zobi Barrack in Ilorin not the Navy in Offa ...... I think it shows Offa naval school is strictly a health school ......

All armed (Navy) forces are trained on guns but remember , they are more trained Offensive/Defensive than one another ..... You won't compare the navy in Niger Delta bases with that of Offa and terms of engagement of that of Niger Delta region differs from the one in Offa




I think the issue of armed robbery is a Nigerian Police Force (NPF) issue as well as DSS and not Navy .....

Thus, the fact that navy medical school is in Offa ain't enough to intervene in the community conflict ..... Even if they have Intel regarding the issue, they would only share with Kwara State Police Force HQ.

Unless, Offa Navy Medical School is re-jig to intervene in such a scenario , I don't think they will !!!

Now, What about the DSS, do you know they also have a base in Offa too ?? ..... These guys were on rampage for hours, a slow moving vehicle will get to Offa from Ilorin in an hour while a police riot vehicle with its speed will get there in 30mins maximum 1hr .....

What were they all doing ....... Our NPF is always reactionary !!!

BlackPantherxXx:
Those robbers were unnecessarily bloodthirsty.

Why couldn't they have rounded up the cops in a room and kept them under guard while robbing ?

Why did they have to kill any one when they obviously had super firepower.

There's a naval base in Offa which is a small town. Why did they just stay put ? Someone in charge could have at least given them orders to engage

It is a naval medical school and not a combatant school per se .... Like a barrack !!

Terms of engagement will differ!

femi4:
Poverty of the mind.....Oyinbo will not put a Cinema TV in his living room

Poverty of a black kid, why should I do what Oyinbo did or is doing

What is the modalities behind me not having cinematic experience in my living room

Poor Black mentality !!

Baddiezz:
Lol those self medication drugs won't work

It will unless the girl has STDs but if it's just pvssy bacteria, it will work

Peachbloom:
Hello everyone. I stay in Ibadan, and I am planning to take my Ican foundation level in may 2018. Please does anyone have PDF version of the materials for this level?

Every help is going to be appreciated as I don't have the time to attend physical classes except online forums and reading myself.

Thank you for all your help in advance. My email address is Salewadelaja@gmail.com

Simply visit ICAN website and download it shikena !
At least, Register for ICAN which is just 10k and welcome aboard !!

pleaseadvice:
Good evening everybody.

Mods please help me move to the right section if it's not to be posted here.
i need advice/help for my very close female friend. naturally she is a very intelligent girl and also very very beautiful.

Their is this young lecturer in her department that has been disturbing her since her 200 level days. the guy said he wants to marry her but she refused. the guy kept on disturbing her and she still refused. then in her 300 level the lecturer was assigned to take she and her mates three second semester courses and that's where her problems started.

this is a girl that since her 100 level maintain As and Bs and rarely C. this week monday her 300level results came out. only for her to get the shocker of her life. the lecturer had given her carryovers in the three courses (3 units each) and she has been crying since that monday. she has already met her course adviser and she said she can't do anything as the results are already out.

then on tuesday again while she was writing exams for another departmental course. the same lecturer was supervising. then he came and claimed he saw her talking with somebody a seized her script. she started crying and asked the lecturer why he is treating her this way but he simply told her, she has not seen anything. and he didn't give her back again.

then today been Thursday while writing exams again the said man was supervising again. so he came and changed her sitting position to the front. seeing she didn't say anything. he then came to her the second time, asking if she has paid her school fees. she said yes and then he brought a register and started checking if she has paid (he stopped her writing all these while)when she showed him her name in the register he allowed her to continue writing. later, he came back the third time and started checking her scripts. he then said the handwriting in the script were not hers and collected her script.

she called me around 5p.m today and has been crying ever since. i have tried everything to make her stop crying but she won't.

she said her course that will normally take her only 5 years to finish. but, with the three carryovers they man gave her will now be 6years to complete.

the said school is a federal university in the east. i would have revealed more informations but i don't know who is reading..

NOTE she has not gone to ask the lecturer anything since that monday as she already knows what he wants.

she doesn't know what to do again and i neither. hence me posting it here on nairaland because i know what nairaland can do
Cc Richiez olawalebabs Fynestboi

Go and get urself a lawyer and sue his ass .....
Request for your scripts and attach other victimising issues !!