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GavelSlam:
Hahaha.

D&C sure pass.

Na joke oh.

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I don't do D&C. Not my thing and that's my principle.

If you come my consulting office for D&C, you go collect.

GavelSlam:
I disagree.

In UK, if you can specialise, you would 3ven be doing shuashua.

Am talking about Nigeria Oga.

That's why many doctors are japa-ing abroad. Me sef go soon port!

Of course, almost all non virgin ladies have done abortion. You're correct. Many of them have turned postinor 2 to paracetamol.

Tunjibalogun:
True, how long have you practiced?

I'm sure Drs will have a lower lifespan than the general population

Most Drs don't take care of their health. They take soda drinks like water and eat junks. It's funny how you violate rules you give your patients as a doctor. Quite an interesting stuff.

She becomes wet, her nipples becomes hard, she changes position or shakes her leg, her breathing pattern changes, she feels hot.

meobizy:
Tell me you’re twelve years old without telling me you’re twelve years old.

Hahahahaha

While you may be right to an extent, girls that are loyal truly exists. Yes, I have come across them and there are traits or characters they have if you're observant. I for myself don't trust anyone 100% because my eyes have seen many things. And interestingly I have this ability to "know" a person and get them to reveal their bad or dark side easily whether male or female. The number of secrets I have in my hands are shattering. I'm still amazed how individuals will trust me to the extent that they'll reveal secrets to me that if revealed is capable of destroying their lives forever and I realized that it's because I'm trustworthy cos at the point of death I won't reveal your secret not even if you become my worst enemy because it's simply my choice.

Relationship and dating is a complex, dynamic and fun game. I have had my share of this part of life as I have personally interacted with more than 1K + ladies of all class. So my understanding of ladies is topnotch , still yet I do not claim to understand them 100%.

I realized it's better to focus on yourself and get yourself better, women are always available and will always be there, so what's the bother? Why want to kill yourself because of one woman? Why expend your resources on a woman not committed to you? Infact I changed the norm, ladies spend on me for me to give them face because they know I am a person of value. More than 100+ ladies that have sworn never to give money to guys have eventually given me money because I'm different and they know that I can give it back to them ten times over. Almost everyone is in a relationship for an advantage. My number one rule is "whatever you do, do not put yourself at a disadvantage". I hope you understand all my rants.

Whether a woman is interested or not, she will bleep whoever she wants to bleep. That's her life. Know this and know peace.

One of the reasons I don't like medicine and I won't practice for long. I can't imagine myself working all day and doing long calls for years. Me that I like a soft Life. Medical doctors are comfortable not rich and the pay is not proportional to the work so it's not worth it.

Tekahashi:
why would I go back, monitor me, I'll become successful without cheating people of their hard earned money

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I trust you, you have a good heart and I am happy for you. That's why I'm introducing this opportunity to you. You'll be glad you joined. It's something I'm currently doing.

Tekahashi:
i'm very much interested sir, at any available opportunity, but what are the requirements?

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It's free to register.

https://www.hybitrage.com/register?ref=AlabiSamuel

You can contact me on WhatsApp for more info, I'll explain everything to you.

My number is 09024387119

Tekahashi:
thank you bruv, I appreciate your advice, I've already learnt something, just saving money for a laptop to start working, I can't work offline due to my tedious school work

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Alright, that's good.
I can introduce you to an abritage trading platform where you can buy foreign currency at a low rate and sell at a high rate. The profit is okay and there is no loss. Are you interested?

I can totally relate with your experiences Op. I also have rich friends around me but am the odd one out. I'll prefer to starve to death than to defraud anyone. Infact people trust me to the extent of keeping their things or money with me because they know I wouldn't spend it no matter the situation.

I also have a lot of ladies around me both online and offline that I am even tired of them already.

Op, focus on learning skills both online and offline, it may not be much money but it will bring you something clean, satisfying and fulfilling. I wish you the best and I hope situations doesn't change you into a monster.

The fact that you brought it here still shows that you're interested in your ex. Why asking us what you should do? Are you still a kid that you don't know what to do??

In my baddest days, I was dating close to ten ladies at once both online and offline. It was a very crazy experience (I mad gan in that area) when I got tired of the game, I intentionally slipped off and kasala burst. Almost all my gf left me and blocked me after a while, they unblocked me and when I came back showing interest, they opened their arms welcoming me back, that taught me a lesson that ladies don't know what they want. Some of them are very confused human beings because they think emotionally more than they think logically. If you're dating a girl and she still keeps in touch with her ex, omo open your eyes oooo. Okafor's law is real. Ladies won't cease to amaze me.

Lolz.... Two Hot kids.
Boy, up your game. To get sexual with a girl is a process and it's very obvious you don't even know the process from your chat with your gf.

If you know your game very well, you can make any girl fall for you badly no matter her mood. Infact, it's when her mood is very bad that's she's susceptible the most. I wish I can teach you a few things but I don't have time

Why cook when I can always order food whenever I like?
I don't fancy cooking even though I can cook. I spent my years in the university without any kitchen utensils.

Men will always chase after younger ladies in their prime and use older ladies as cruise or cash out point. It's just the sad reality of Life. Unfortunately, the younger ones are easily decieved because they're still naive. The older ones are a bit matured but already getting unattractive. Las las, everything go balance out.

feminist35:
It's not like I'm looking for a financially stable man. So far he's sensible, committed and doesn't cheat. All I ask for. But they will still find a way to cheat on u with a small girl

Unfortunately, hardly will you find a man that doesn't cheat. It's as if it's second nature to them. I understand your point but unfortunately, that's how reality is. So be wise and pray that you come across the good ones.

I have sworn to never use itel.
Nonsense phone in the long run.

vickydevoka:
Ladies should learn how to apologise Bcus the find it difficult to do

True, ladies no dey ever apologize. Their head strong.

Both are correct and both are right at the same time depending on the perspective you see it from. As a man, you've to understand that you're not just marrying a woman, you're marrying her family and her family may not be like her, infact her family can even be very annoying. Just play to their tune, apologize if you need to apologize. (I have learnt that people tend to fall and can't control who apologizes, when in fact most times, you apologizing doesn't change anything. You apologizing doesn't reduce your quality, infact it makes things easy for you if you understand). As a man before you marry, you must learn how to apologize even if you're right and the other person is wrong.

As a woman, be careful of the man you're getting married to. Don't be carried away by all the love, vibes and giddy feelings. How the man treats your family will determine how he will treat you in the long run. A man true character is how he treats others and not necessarily how he treats you, open your eyes because you'll be the only one with him when you get married to him.

And for you Op, if he wants to call off the wedding, let him be. Perhaps he is thinking that you'll apologize or call him or beg maybe perhaps because of your age and all. Whereas, the truth is that God just saved you from a disaster. I wish you the best in Life. May you get married to the one who will treat you and your family right and don't let the pressure of age blind your eyes, you're unique and you're a queen.

Hahahahaha.....

Hope you Sha have the money to pay back? If not, prepare for wotowoto.

jerrykc22:
RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S HUSBAND;

1. Never take photos with him.

2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around.

3. Don't text him love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!

6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.

7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.

8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed.

9. If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S HUSBAND AND FIND YOUR OWN.

Lol..... One day, such person will definitely bleep up.

udofia234:
Meaning? I no I will not die but live to recount the goodness of God!!!

Lol .. which goodness of God?
You that committed fornication and adultery with another man's wife? Quickly retrace your steps and repent before it's too late. God will surely forgive you but the consequences of your action will still befall you.

The first rule is to assume everyone as a cheater. So that even if you're cheated upon, you won't be affected much. If any lady cheats on me, honestly I'll just laugh it off and I am not even affected because that's your action and your responsibility or blame. Ki lo kan mi.

Aaaaarghmed:
Avoid sending this type of long messages to a Naija girl,it means nothing to them.Infact you for use voice note,this message too long and e just be like u dey ridicule yourself

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Honestly, me sef no read am finish

GeneralOjukwu:
Certified shameless debtor.

Thanks. The country Nigeria in which you reside is neck deep in debt. How do you expect most broke Nigerians to pay loans with outrageous interest back? By the way, am not a fan of loans. Not my thing.

At Op, don't be afraid jare.
All these loan apps are paper tigers if you know how to burst their bubbles. Honestly, the interest rate is high but you can search the posts of how other nairalanders were able to outsmart these loan sharks. You'll be fine if you follow the instructions. I wish you the best