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Sweetplum:
I look at his shoes if they are good or neat.
His face if he's handsome.
I try n smell him if he has body odour or bad breath so that I can stay far.
I can't stand people with bad breath. Especially guys.

You're still a child.
Young one, grow up

Mine is worse.
I easily loose interest in girls because I have so many around.
Just yesterday, one complained that I don't even have time for her, that I don't pick her calls, etc. I just blocked her. A few minutes after blocking her, a new girl messaged me on WhatsApp and we clicked almost immediately as we had similar interests in diverse areas. I just finished one love episode and another is starting almost immediately. Jeez!

Am tired, I need a break. These girls are too much on my neck. I can't run out of data or airtime, these girls sub for me from the money their boyfriends give them.

chaseblack:
The VC's are lecturers too, aren't they?
I am very sure the VC's are pivotal to the strike as well, Unilorin as a case study.
So who is deceiving who?

Are you a student of the probitas doctrinal??

Girls are expert in lying ehn.... They can lie and swear with their lives that it's the truth. I don't believe anyone with the words of their mouth, their actions speaks louder in my ears. I don't even care if my girl is cheating or not, that's her choice. I have many as replacements, so am not bothered.

Eyah, unfortunately some people will never learn.

Only give out what you can do without. I'll give out what wouldn't affect me at all, so if even I don't get my money back, am not bothered. It's the nature of humans not to pay what they owe

Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

You be simp.
You dey give lady wey no be wife money. It will end in tears

Sweetplum:
Yes I can swim. It's one of my favourite sports. But I m not your mate in age.

Calm down joor.
You keep saying you're not my mate in age. Do you even know how old I am?
Age is just a number, the most important thing is how responsible you are. Sweetplum, can I tell you something??

We wey I cross 500million naira last month, I no brag.
When I reach 1billion dollars, I go brag.

Sweetplum:
Go n use radiocarbon dating to test my pic

You look like 14year old.
Can you swim?

Sweetplum:
You are a kid. You can't date your elder sister

How old are you, don't lie ooo.

Sweetplum:
You are a kid. You can't date your elder sister

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Interesting, if I toast your Mama she go fall for me, no cap. I be king for my game, so you no dey my level, sogbo

Sweetplum:
Atari Ajanaku kii seru omode.

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You no dey my levels niyen.
No mention me again, face your front and dey your dey. Our convo ends here. Kicks you out!!

Sweetplum:
All your head na sex. I asked you a simple question you failed.

Alaye, you dey talk as if you no like sex
Me wey I don see you leaked tape. Anyways, let's forget about sex and talk about more important things. I find you kinda attractive, can we connect on a deeper level??

Sweetplum:
No brain. A perfect example of a brain drain society.
Maladjusted & deprived of future focal points.

Lolz ... I am the perfect man for you.
Don't let your angel pass you by Sugarplum

Sweetplum:
I be your mate?
To die young dey hungry you abi?

Calm down joor.
Your blood too dey hot.
You be small girl, you fit last 8hours??

Sweetplum:
You must be hungry. That's why you typed the gibberish up there.
Eat chicken.

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Thank you for the chicken Babe.
I'll love to devour you after the chicken and make you lay a child nine months after just like the chicken you gave me, a good bargain??

Sweetplum:
Ok.
What are the qualities you desire in a woman?

Actually haven't thought about it.
Why don't you tell me about your qualities?
Perhaps you could be my wife.

Sweetplum:
How much is your worth?

Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

Whereas, your own worth is probably indomie and egg. lolz, abi I lie?

Sweetplum:
How much is your worth?

Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

Sweetplum:
Ya mama borehole. Your entire female kins borehole.
Born throway pikin.

Lolz.... E pain you abi??
Come take some chill pill. Make I flex your weekend for you? PM

Sweetplum:
I ll rather devour you to bones.
I m not that girl you ll try

Says a girl with a wide borehole.
I am sure that you're wider than the pool that you're in your dp, Sweetplum

Sweetplum:
SensualMan if you are man enough, come here.
I ll add to your misery.

Oh, you get yam leg too?
Haaa, nice.
Babe, my favorite food is Yam and egg. If you near my radar, I'll eat you RAW!!!

SensualMan:
Didn't know this babe has yam-legs until today she came to do weekend @my place and wore my boxers, and her teeth are somehow. I no longer like her plzease. What do I do?

Eat her legs na.

I look physically like my dad 100%.
Same gait, same voice.
Infact, he calls me his twin brother. I know him more than my Mum knows him. He is a lawyer and even though I grew up reading law books and judgement decrees, I ended up choosing my passion to become a Medical doctor. A different path entirely. Like majority of humans, he has good and bad habits and I choose to embrace his good habits and choose not to replicate his bad habits (one of which is anger). Little things that are inconsequential gets him really annoyed, but no matter how annoyed he is, he doesn't lay hands on anybody (he stopped flogging when you hit 13years). He also has a very strong and rigid mindset (a weak/strong habit depending on the angle you look at it from). But mhen, he is very stubborn .

In summary, choose your own life and your own destiny. Have sessions with yourself. Pray if you believe in prayers, think more of the consequences of your decisions than your decisions and you will have a better life

Fathers hate it when their sons challenge their authority, forgetting that they most likely did the same to their Father's when they were sons. This is just a fragment of the whole picture, so any judgment given will not be valid since we are not personally experiencing the same situation you're currently undergoing. Anyways, my take is, try to get your own apartment. I as a person don't even like staying in my parents house (although it's the biggest in the community and very classy) I don't even involve myself in the family business because I want to start from scratch and build my own empire. It's my life and my decision. For you, constant disagreement between You and Dad will continue to happen because you guys have different mindsets and understanding.

CaveAdullam:
And I just concluded a lecture on abortion.

Loooool

Abortion is an ethical topic with no clear cut definition of whether it is good or bad.
Both the pro-abortionist and the anti- abortionist have good points to tender. It's just too numerous to mention, we can discuss it for ten years without coming to an agreeable conclusion. If I am to choose, I will choose to be both pro and anti, yes, my understanding is large enough to contain both possibilities happening at the same time. Depending on the situation or circumstances, any of them can be good, my yardstick of measurement will be: does the benefit of this abortion outweigh the risk?? If it does, go for it, if it doesn't, keep it. Life is not that hard, we will all die anyway just that some die early, some die late, some die before they're born. It's still the same death!

One mistake many men make is to have a perfect picture of a lady in your mind. The human nature and action is fluid and dynamic, people can act in ways you least expect. Yes human actions can be predictable but not all predictions are correct. When you have no perfect picture of any lady in your mind, no lady no matter her actions can disappoint you. You will not get attached to anyone, you'll be fluid yourself, you'll always know what to do.

sajmark:
TIPS FOR KINGS

While men were hustling to build their empire, getting rejected and curved by almost all the women around, getting the barest minimum sex from very few women...
Women were bleeping almost non stop, jumping from one deek to the other, then when the wall gets nearer they tag it as "PAST" and want men to overlook it.
Now the men are made and in their prime, and these same women want the men to do the right thing, they don't want the men to go for younger women or spin plates but to settle down with mature and experienced women (retired Ho).
Many SIMPs fall for this trap though. She had tens of body counts and had sex hundreds of times, Yet a handsome rich SIMP with 2 body counts and sex barely above 10 times is on his knees begging her to accept him promising to give her the world and be faithful.
Who won? She did!
Who's the price? She is!
Is it supposed to be so? No!
A man's future is very important to women, a woman's past should equally be as important to men.

Such is life my brother, it is never balanced.
Any lady that feels herself too important in my life, I walk away. There are many fishes in the sea. I have realized that when you don't go hunting, they come hunting for you.

Alaye, everyone is good In his or her own eyes.
No one claims perfect but we all feel we are okay in our ways.
You see ehn, in this life, don't put your happiness in the hands of another person, so when the person leaves, you're still intact.

WondaBeauty:
Now I believe we women still don't understand the difference between Self Control and Impression on first date.

You exercise self control on the first date thereby luring him in, you can even pay the bills.

This gets him hooked to you and he starts loving you.

FORMULA: You spend average on him and bill him largely.
Be like Nigerian Politicians.


You don't have to eat everything on the first date.

You can benefit much more from him on the long run.

You be manipulator.
Ajeh....

Alaye, say your story but it won't stop guys from banging babes raw.