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Favfables1:
If you like, have all the "good" qualities in this life, if you're not a virgin you're not worth it for me when it comes to marriage ....

But if it comes down to it and I have to choose between marrying a divorcee or a lady who is widowed, I'd marry the widowed lady...

What if she is the one that killed her husband, dem go kill u join

Help her if u can, no harm in being a good person even if it backfires later at least you had good intentions

You can stay with me I just need one kidney u wont feel the pain trust me

Agbebakun22:
3 months is jst too small 4 u to gain enough knowledge. Product design is beyond knowing hw to design(graphic), u need to spend time learning testability, prototyping,usability,empathy,u need to knw hw to use datas to give better experience to users either thru feedbacks or surveying to knw where to improve. It will take u at least a year for u to be qualify 4 an entry besides u need to have a good portfolio and hand on projects. 3 months is nt enough 4 learning inorder to get a job

Pls is ui/ux profitable? And does it involve coding

Lets hope he will even see wheelbarrow to push after service

yungchap:
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8m?

5. You may not have sense
Fp! Please instead of tinubu to become our president let buhari continue. Like if u think so

Okay so today I went to High Haga, I said let me spoil myself.
When I arrived I got Shawarma (1300) and plain yogurt (1000) (I have already calculated that I'm not spending more than 4k there, country hard abeg)

I sat down to eat, the place was already crowded, no more vacant seat except from my table that has 3 more spare seats.

Three girls walked in. They sat on my table since the place was already filled up.

With their bum short, big polo, plus iPhone and Louis Vuitton handbags I automatically generated that they were "PH SUGAR GIRLS" (if you know you know).

Aunty on white polo started gisting her friends on how she spent the night with one of her "DADDY" she met on Facebook, the daddy did this and that and this and that, and how he sent her 150k before she left him at the hotel this morning.

Aunty told her friends "order what you want,bills on me"

Aunty and her friends started ordering
Barbecue each, smoothies ooh, chicken and chips oh, pepper meat, vodka,native soup and protein, they ordered and ordered, the table got filled up.

Me I just sat down there and be eating my Shawarma and and sipping my yogurt (nobody can oppress me Biko, Na my money �)

I was just eating my own small small so that it
will not finish on time and enough AC will touch my skull(I deserve it Biko �)

Aunty and her friends are done eating, the she signalled the attendant to show her the bill.

Attendant brought bill ₦87,650 (my 4 months salary with extra change ���)

Aunty brought out ATM
Attendant brought P.O.S
Machine reject card twice (okay Na �)

Aunty said it's network issues, aunty collected their account number did transfer of ₦87,650 account told her insufficient funds
Aunty checked account balance ₦1022.320

Aunty looked at her friends
Her friends looked at her back
Aunty looked at me
I looked at her back (she think say I go commot eyes, we d** here�)

Aunty called "DADDY"
daddy did not pick
Aunty logged in Facebook
Daddy have blocked her on Facebook and WhatsApp.

Her friends quickly remembered that they had somewhere going.
They left.

Aunty started telling me to help her even if it's with 5k.

Shey me that bought only Shawarma and yogurt I no get mouth to buy barbecue chop too ��

To cut the long story short they don collect aunty wig, phone and Louis Vuitton bag.

I just quickly showed them my payment slip and left, make they no think say Na me and her follow come

PH SUGAR GIRLS GONE WRONG
����
#copied

That kind ring ehh person no go know if u don marry abi na fashion
God abeg o

blackparadise:
Wetin that small pikin they look..see as he focus on her body, from head to tall..

In his mind...make God just let him grow quickly, so he can bang that ass ...

He just realized there is more to life than caprison

Hearing pastor is having sex with members

By time i use sharp pencil stab am for neck he go know wassup - john wick

Go for a clean es 330 you wont regret

lindseykibler:
Avoid this scam like plague if you love yourself. You can never get all your money back if you invested in this shit. This is prove I have about 200plus in that account and they disabled it cos I withdrew some of my money after getting information that it is scam. Run for your dear life so you don’t fall victim of this shit site

so this Ipc trading is a scam? How please i was thinking of investing $200

Na wa

WIREMIND:
Very very funny adventure.

This could have saved you.
Lol

What is this? And how much please?

She saw alert of 3.5m and my balance as she was going through my phone. Na so she come dey bring up marriage talk and i no dey even date am o na just weekend stuff hmm she no gree leave my house o I remember my account balance running into 25m wen she saw it, girls will always be girls

This is the reason i go to Catholic Church no fake life anywhere nobody speaks in tongues and I realized most Catholics are lowkey millionares i cant count the number of benz Gls i have been seeing in church last Sunday i say a tesla packing in my front and one small woman came out we no dey too cap

My first touchscreen phone was half touchscreen and half button e get one time the “0” button stop dey work i no fit recharge numbers wey get “0” for d code na so i dey find numbers wey i don save before wey get “0” i go come edit am make the phone number resemble the pin then i go call am. omo na so i go dey find people numbers wey get like 4 “0”s e get one time i buy card na 6 “0”s wey dey d pin i no fit load am i vex ehh this particular phone fit hang for 1 hour straight of which i use to think about my life. I see shege that year

I forcefully opened my window when my roommate was locked inside, i was knocking he said I should come back i was so tired and couldn’t wait so i open am to see wat he was doing lo n behold he was on a girl having sexx i just say sorry n closed it back d girl just cover her face, funny enough I know the girl

Na so i see my guy been dey wash him bae g string and bra omo i shock i later learnt that he was broke and d girl has been providing for d house n sending him money, guys hustle o

Its the end of the year already and so many people will like to change their line of work cuz of different reasons especially the ones going in to businesses so as i no get work make I know who dey quit n why and what you plan on doing next year... complements...

Na so i be o i no dey like use screen guard and pouch but my iPhone just fall from ground two weeks ago d screen smash i no fit cry � for this sapa period so na d cracked screen I still dey manage till further notice

Airforce base

Get ready to subscribe ur life out, data dey finish like water, i dont know if it is just for me o

This aboki no fit believe am
So people still dey propose

What is your name? So that if you die we can know it was you

I don’t get d urge to poop again for some time now I always force myself, the last time i pooped i saw something like oil cuz it didn’t mix with the water and my stomach makes noises so what could be the cause please? And treatment too? Thanks

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