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It is well

Old name: janet jackson
New name: Janetifatua mumuni jackisini al mana (manna frm heaven? )

General public take note

[quote author=190-the-clown]stand up and start dancin alanta but shes refunding all the money spent on her [/quote]Stand up? Bt u'd be standin already na!!! Abi dem don dey sit down exchange vows


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I'd pause d weddin wit my Pvr remote, go nd look for d person (if d person is a dude nd I have an idea who he is) nd beat him black and blue,den return to d weddin, hit d play button smile to my stupid wife to be nd marry her anywys.

IMO it ws bad b4 he came to power, worse while he was in power, worst nw dat he's nt dere. Mk dem do privatise dat blo.ody entity(PHCN)

Cal it Bra-vestment...no mata hw many times it is worn,it stil retains its value

mitwitdot: it's not suprising that some idiots and ret.arded mongoloids will try to derail this thread with the debris from thier brain. please ur type is not needed on this thread and ur comments are better left in that moribund brain of yours. please stay clear, swines like you are the problems we need to eradicate.

Ahhh bros take am easy nw na only one person u dey attack like dis? You sef

omiobo: As far as I'm concerned,being in the spirit is experience always want to have. I love every moment that I'm in the spirit because I see things which are hidden from a canal man.
Whenever I'm led by the spirit,I always like the result. You won't regret it when you are allow the spirit to take the lead.
To be led the spirit means your flesh submitting the to spirit lead. And most people can't be in the spirit because they always hearken to the demand of the flesh. foods,alcohol,sex,crazy fashion I.e things of the world.

First off, I'm high

Second, omo dose ur spirits bad gan o. They no fit evn 'lead' ur grammar

Third, man created d tins of d world, God created man. Therefore.........................?


Yea, ma exact tot

candieangel12: Gotta stay true to my weed on the weekends all I wana do is chill, drink, n light a blunt....smoke the day away

I'm tellin u. Weed is a blessing to mankind.chai! Always dere for u, no mata d situation. Mad stimulant for sex too

candieangel12: 11. Cocaine and heroin and ectsasy but not weed

Sure girl! D.O.P.E al d way

Mtchewww!!!

# NAIJA ASHANA

Sleep in al positions nd more. My personality depends on hw pple nd life treats me.....nt some sleep position

Gialmine: bulletz ke? Na war front u dey? If no, dat 1 na 1st class lie o:/

naija na warfront na wit al d recent tragedies

clerkent: For traditional ceremony i found cow left nya-sh for my egwusi soup.chai it sweet die.

How u take knw say na d left yansh

[quote author=A-ZeD]I've sent you another one.[/quote]Set that P!

freecocoa: Hmm omo this your lie no sell o, how can you pick up a whole gecko and take a bite without knowing? Abeg edit this lie abeg.
But menh this has got to be the biggest lie here, was the gecko cooked as part of the animals in the soup or what? Abi you ate a life gecko? Kai I duff my hat for you sha.

Perhaps d gecko ws diced

Found bullet in ma beans jst lastnite

[quote author=lola.luv]Obstinate man... [/quote]oh come on wit ur pertinacious attitude woman!

In other news,

Mojekwu
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molokwu. w cancel w = mojeku moloku

Translate in yoruba

[quote author=lola.luv]Awryt!
Happy now?[/quote]Very much so. Stubborn geh ( ˘˘̯)

[quote author=lola.luv]Well, thanks.

About the kapish stuff, various less-formal spellings abound other than your prescription. Heck some pundits would even have a problem with YOUR spelling.

I used it the urban way. Kapish=ya dig?
Ain't a crime doing that, yes?[/quote]MY spelling is d correct one. Jst accept d correction. Aint a crime doing that, yes?

Foxybone: FIRSSSSTTT AGAIN

If you want to live under the same roof with a girl you have not married then it is nothing new.... Mtchwww... It is very ungodly, just wait and see the kind of preaching you will receive on this topic....

Foxybone: I am the first... Hulala

It is not easy to be number one in a stream of over 900,000 users... Choi....

The legend lives on sha... Happy Birthday, Mr. Fela, where ever you are

Foxybone u again?
U sha no gbagaun

Foxybone: Na wa oh... Must you fall my hands

Na excitement as first poster fail ur brain

[quote author=lola.luv]No, it's not right.

Cohabiting also does not increase the likelihood of marriage.

I don't support such, and I will not be a party to such.

Why do people liken girls to cars, anyway? Okay, I'll humour y'all for a brief moment.

Any girl that allows herself to be 'test-driven' by different riders, all in the name of 'I am studying you' is on her own. Little by little, she is getting more mileage....
And we all know what happens to cars with high mileages....

Ok, enough! A girl is not a car! Kapish?
She is a human, fearfully and wonderfully made. Made to be a tower and not a swinging door any man can walk through.[/quote]Lovely point dere .....and yea itz 'capische', for future reference

Did elechi just say dose boyz were wasted by strangers in d community

KARMA. Kill and be killed.....eventually.

Mojekwu at d begining, molokwu at d end.hmmmmm

[quote author=ekt_bear]This woman needs to get voice lessons. She sounded like a dying cat in her song 'hi'[/quote]More lyk a dyin goat

Tell her dere are witches in ur mother's family and albinos and dwarfs in ur father's

THIS SPACE IS FOR SALE. NO CASH PLZ *looks arnd* jst gimme generous quantity of dat G**** stuff

Foxybone: I am the first... Hulala

It is not easy to be number one in a stream of over 900,000 users... Choi....

The legend leaves on sha... Happy Birthday, Mr. Fela, where ever you are

The first to GBAGAUN on d thread u mean. Whr is his legend 'leaving' to?