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thegoodjoehunt:
Do you actually believe in your heart that Murderers can come in and work as Vigilante in another community. Commit those acts in that community they don't belong to? Please it can't happen. Those murderers are vigilante working in that village. Unless the ALUUMINATI people don't have guts and hired these murderers to work for them. Even someone from that community can not come and bury a relative there without the community given a go ahead. Talk less of murder in broad day light. Think of a better lie for the militants.

yeah I understand u perfectly well buh u'll agree wiv me wen I say dat dose boyz brot it upon demseLves, nau let's assume dat dey were nt cultists, y did dey go wiv 1, as big as dey r, y didn't dey go on deir own, n dey were 4 of dem 4 dat mata. N y did dey go at nite, dahz jes lame, na 2 much of nigerian film. Dey cud av settled deir issues in a mur easier way even if dey wanted 2 attack d boy. Wah were dey finking

thegoodjoehunt:
Was your sister there? Is it not here say. Please my cousin is in Final year in that school. The boys that he worked with as an artist are also in that school and they said there are not cultist. Please don't let your sister's gossip be the evidence you are flaunting around because it is hear say.

#JusticeforAluu4

buh d gossips abt dem being cultists z mur dan d gossips abt dem being innocent saint Like boyz

Now this is something i was reasoning today at church,

Can a born again christian be in the army

we all know that armies kill in d process of fighting war

It was in the bible that 'thou shall not kill'

So I wanna know if a christian can be in the army

Philips no nid 4 plenty tawk, mah sis jes came 4rm skul nau, n she said d boyz were cultists n dat dey went 2 kill d boy nt 2 collect moni. N d boy himself z a cultist


Note: mah sis z a uniport student

So it waz a cult issue

Moral lesson: we shud neva involve ourselves n cultism


Case closed

So philips leave dem 2 act ignorantly 2 d real fact

I fink its d first tym dey r seeing such brutality

1 question dat I kip on asking

Wah carried dem 2 anoda cultist's hauz by 12am n foolishly carried a gun knowin fully well dat der were vigilante group in d community

I repeat, dey were cultists, mah sis z nt d first uniport student dat haz said it

Philips, like u said. D game z kill or be killed n dey were unlucky

Wiv all dis plenty tawk, I still can't c ugonna n co

Hau sad

Sum1 z tawkin abt empLoyment

So if I wanna employ sum1 nau, I will ask d person if hez 4rm aluu n d person will foolishly respond by sayin yes. Hau Lame

Wen dey were killing d boiz, did u c aLuu on deir foreheads, or as d aluu people r walkin freely nau, z aluu written on deir foreheads

Wah we shud be concernd abt nau z hau 2 overcome dis scenerio cuz prolongin it z causin harm 2 sum peopLe

Sum ph students were also involved 2 nau cuz 4rm wah I heard, students live in aluu

N where dah fuuuck z d cultist dey took along n d boy dey went 2 meet

No insults plz.
I fink I waz polite enof

I sowie 4 una

D.banj dey use styLe dey downgrade una, una dey here dey support person wey no send u

Go on, support him n let's c weda he cares

Its berra I hate him n be happy dan support a slowpoke hu doeznt knw wah good music z

Doze of u supporting him, u fink he'll view dis thread n tk u 2 UK 2 meet kanye west



Fact: d.banj z an illuminated arrogant scumbag


He shud learn 4rm 2face n stop shoutin in oda peopLe's songz

RotfLmao


Very very funny


Nice

PretiEbony: I'm in love with all the guys on nairaland_jokes section. Wat shld i do?

jes Marry Me n d Love u av 4 d rest of dem wilL die sharpLy

Emmm! Boobsqee

U've bin usin dat dispLay picture since God knows when

Change it nau so I can get Mur view of ur manchester

booqee: Too much of akpos joke! Abeg not more funny

boobsqee

Dahz ur own oh

Akpos lost his wife due to his drinking habit. One evenin he saw empty bottles on the table, he quickly smashed 3 bottles swearing, "You idiot, my wife left me because of you!"
"You are the reason I don't have kids!"
"You are the reason I don't have a job!"
He was about to smash the fourth bottle when he realized it was full of beer, so he said "Stand aside, I know you were not involved"

Biggoozz: I lived very rugged, God saved me and turned my past experience to a grace to help men with strong challenges come to Him and stay strong. Leave me your e-mail, I will do all I can to support you bro.

fanx very much bro, chk mah profile, u'll c mah email address

ARES: And when u see IQ like this u come to wonder why shouldn't the earthquake come right now, unintelligence irritates me

u knw, sum people's stupidity can be xpLained, buh u, u r deliberatly stupeed, lemme jes ignore mur of ur stupidity b4 u rub 'em on me, 'm awt

N again plz dnt quote me cuz I won't repLy or quote back n u'll probabLy luk stupeed if u quote me n I dnt quote bk, its 4 ur own gud, 2 avoid ur stupidity littering d whoLe place

Stupeed little boy

D guy haz done d Little he can 2 inform us, z dat nt gud enof 4 us, dou av nt repented buh I'm trying so hard 2, its not easy as u say it mah guy.

Buh people, heaven z a pLace 2 be, u'll have wah u want, heard peopLe ride chariots n Live in mansions in heaven, izint dat d kinda Life u want 4 urseLves 4eva

Dou its not easy buh I'll advice u guyz 2 try as I'm trying myself. D Last tym I tried it, it waz fun I tell ya, buh I backsLided

Wish sum1 cud jes cast a spell of repentance on me

Lwkmd4h

Dis shud be d joke of d month

Lmao!

Nau dis z wah I calL a joke

Nice1

Hi toria

Nyc meetin u in jokes section

Dis joke haz bin posted here severaL tyms b4

Do av a nyc day

DopeJemi

Yours sincereLy

and y z bovi's name nt dere

bovi z d best n mah best

I realLy dnt c d need 4 dis Long story n sermon sum of u r preaching


Dis thing don pass tey tey


Let's CLose dis thread abeg


Small tym nau, anoda 1 will say "omg! Anoda Lynching in USA"

N it will make front page

Guy, wahz wrong wiv u, na today dis thing happen? It happened b4 d aLuu ish

It happened 3 to 4months ago, stop posting thrash all in d name of makin front page

Mind d way u post warri in ur thread oh, cuz boyz r nat smiLing

Wunmi10: Be quick to support and slow to envy. Applaud those doing better than you,learn from them instead of hoping they fall. Don't be a HATER !!!

guy, hau iz he beta dan us, avin lots of moni, doeznt mk him beta dan us.

Beta dan us in wat way Doez he av taLent?
Many average nigerians r beta dan him a 100tyms

I'm beta dan him cuz I glorify God n he doeznt

Hau abt dat?

davroca16: Atleast I suceeded in fooling u all lwmmdwd

nah nah nah, u r mistaking

U succeeded in fooLing urseLf

I anticipated ur stupidity


No hard feelings

Abegii! Mah hear word

If d.banj no join dat means illuminati no dey exist

If he join b4 he go tawk ​A̶̲̥̅̊♏.

Abeg mk he dey 1 side jhoor

We've gat berra things 2 worry abt

AnnbabyHot: Doing what?

Ok maybe gisting.... that's ok shaa...

yeah, gisting quietLy in mah rum, wiv d Lights off

bunmioguns: Welldone My son. . .u are soo mouthed

Fank u fada

[quote author=ezer][/quote]aite mah broda, I hope so

Oh! Sowie, I tot I waz at d BET awards

Fanx 2 all of u, I appreciate.

I wanna send a shout awt 2 mah fans, wivawt dem der wud be no me

Wanna send a shout 2 mah frnds,family, 2 d nairaLanders n everybody I knw

Twaznt easy gettin dis award