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Prettychild:
Not true. I and my sisters don’t behave like that

Continue thinking you’re special until some son of man leaves you with children to cater for by yourself!

Your pick me strategy has been worn out and the results remain the same: you will lose!

You better know your worth before you’re played because women have tried it all!

They’ve paid the bills and got left holding the bag, they’ve played it soft and got holding the bag; the only difference is that the ones who play the soft game walk away with their rights.

Nothings new under the sun.

maestro299:
You sabi dem well well.
Recently, one was bragging to me how he took a lady out on a date at a fancy restaurant and spent almost #120,000 at a go.
This was someone who couldn't even lend me #10,000 when I had issues with my bank some weeks ago. He was just posturing then and telling me 'everywhere dry'. Here he was now talking about how he lavished money on some random bimbo who he hadn't even known for up to a month. In all likelihood, the lady will later dump him and move onto bigger fish, all his 'investments' gone down the drain.

As men, we are our biggest enemies. Instead of helping a woman, help your fellow guy. He might not repay you back but the chances that he will are far better than any woman's.

Bottom barrel man trying to make a higher earning man feel bad because he doesn’t want to spend his hard earned money on a man. Instead of feeling ashamed for being an effeminate man who begs his fellow man you’re here trying to shame him? Masculinity is wasted on your type, you should have been born a woman! You want your fellow man with the same opportunities as you to cater for you? Shame!


Let Mrcork talk to you:

MrCork:
its usually the broke guys that nagg... moan & complain....eddddiot man!!! (no oofencsece)

Yugoslavia247:
If you were tight, then size wont matter
But it is not tight
Not juicy
Not wetty
Not gripping
It is just about size because to wet dey hard you.
You feel a bigger grip a longer hit
Then you will shout harder for hours
God no make child bearing that difficult na y he create wetness

Try to get wet

Poor tout; pussy is your degree, investment, and inheritance! Do better poor man. Pant sniffing isn’t a career.

Yugoslavia247:
Even having a tuber of yam underneath will not satisfy a borehole.

Tight is sweet
Wide is wide

If you were working with something; size wouldn’t be your concern. Eat your veggies you’ll never know!

Yugoslavia247:
English is not intelligence.it is a language.
We have English men who cant read and write.

Madam get the point and leave the pointer

You try nonetheless 🤣

advanceDNA:
Yawn!!

Take it 🍆

Yugoslavia247:
Dont feel guilty.
Wide is wide

It is not my fault.

I wish you a big 🍆 otherwise everything will feel big to you. That’s Your destiny.

$400? He got rubbed because that’s a £50 phone. She filtered her options and he rank last so let him cry 😭 and we the online in laws will cry for him 😭

advanceDNA:
I know..pele

Weak! By Felicia 🫶

franchasofficia:
I do these things naturally so I don't need to do more when I am already super fit like an 18yr old boy

Delusional, I get it! ✌️

advanceDNA:
Lol... ...one common thing with us Lgbt crazies is that we are always thinking everyone is like us…. is that stupidity or madness or both

We as a people are a minority....a fvcking anomaly or a flaw in the gene pool at best... And we will always remain a minority, because that's nature design,
everyone can't be a homosexual like us
....thinking everyone we see is in the closet is not only delusion but pathetic.....

No truer words have ever been spoken! ✊

franchasofficia:
My belly can never pop, never


My balls sag ke, every man's balls sags right from when he turns 3yrs


My dick can never stop working oh, mba nu, it can never happen, impossicant

So you opt for delusion while the woman hits the gym, cuts down on her food intake and exercise. Of course! It’s only logical 😵‍💫

advanceDNA:
..Its now clear u are not normal....

Says the normal man attracted to a transgender woman. Okay, I’m not normal and I wear it with pride 🌈 while you remain in the closet 🚪. 🤧

Sleekfingers:
In Europe . I have met many tyrannies.

There was one I met in a bar, very curvy , nice boobs and beautiful . We got talking , sound very feminine.... First, I thought , she was a woman, until I noticed his Adam apple........And quickly change the topic, and asked him about his sexuality. Told me the truth.......we are still friends till date.

Fwb! Many of you guys seek comfort on a faceless platform like nairaland. 🤢

idahme:
Omo u don old ur comment suppose reflect ur age but no u dey find sokoto inside sokoto. I dey empower indigent women no cap indicate interest you will be incorporated into the scheme. Na beg una dey beg normal no shame for this one, na open cheque I go give you.

Give find work do, Dem no dey hawk kpekus where I dey, I no dey do Evening na morning I dey do.

I don’t speak ghetto young man so hit me back after you graduate high school. 👋

advanceDNA:
Lol ...There is it!! ..the victim card playing at any opportunity....
.hating on you....?? This one is looking for men to worship her ......

Madam....there are many captain save a skirt on this forum...go jump on their mentions...

I'm not one of them niggas who call u "dear", and "babes, " support wateva say, and not criticize ur bullshitss just becos u have F beside ur moniker.....

Instead you’re looking for a lady with a 🍆. Keeping talking with your mouth wide open and you’ll catch what you’re looking for 😂. Bye Felicia 🌈👋

advanceDNA:
U just revealed ur folly...I get u are trying to cling to straws of what's left of ur pride....


Lol ....I will let u do just that..... Pele....

Salam

Lol! You like men in skirts and spend your days hating on natural women. Times have changed! Be part of the revolution and bring out your pride colours 🌈

franchasofficia:
continuous fasting on intervals.

watching what you eat is very important.

Specific tummy trimming exercises like squats, plank, mountain climber, bicycle crunches, riding bicycle and twist exercise.


If yours is much and refuse to work after all these trials, a minor tummy tucking surgery is the last resort if you can afford it. It's one of the safest body enhancement surgeries.

Lol! What will you do when your balls sag, your belly pops, and your dick stops working? I hope you’ll do all this and more for madam?

advanceDNA:
Yawn!!

🚪 it’s open just walk out 😊

advanceDNA:
Research has shown that Shallow and unintelligent pple don't get sarcasm ...

Research has shown that he that does persist; persist too much 🤣

Esthered:
My aunt ensured that she used hot water to massage my tummy even after telling her it doesn't work. My tummy is now rumpled after my second and I have a small bulge

You are beautifully made, and brought a whole ass human into the world. Don’t let anyone make you feel less than! Your body will find its natural state in a few years. Your natural state doesn’t need to be your state 10 years ago. Human body ages and there’s nothing wrong with that. Your husband will have a gut and sagging balls and he doesn’t try to get his 20 year old body back so don’t be deceived into believing that you need your pre-birth body back! Take your time and work on your mental health before your physical health because childbirth exacerbates your mental and physical health. You are fine just the way you are and you can gradually improve your physical health with time.

advanceDNA:
That is not a man

Just come out the closet and stop fighting your nature 😒

Goodlyhrt:
Baby girl forget all these small small boys weh just buy phone new abi na there papa phone dem deh Carri come online to yarn BS.

Men no hate women at all at all.. real men o.

Real men? No such thing. The new generation of men are future transgenders who are jealous of women and want to take part in their antics. The sooner we bring gay rights the sooner the mist can clear because today’s boys want to be the woman and the man 🥱

Yugoslavia247:
Madam face your hookuplike relationship in peace

Of course, those are the only types of women you could access and you project it on to others.

idahme:
Men hate women and women have been feeding on the resources of men from time immemorial? Make Una dey get sense small na u no be small girl , na old woman u bem

Lol. There’s no shame in age since it’s the portion of those who are lucky. But you just confirmed that men hate women. That was my only point.

What sense are you looking for? If you have failed in life and you need a woman to feed you then ask nicely instead of asking with such hate and violence.

Women have celebrated, and chosen men who are capable of feeding them but you new generation fvck bois want to beg with anger. It’s not the way to do it.

It’s becoming clear everyday that men hate women. Maybe it’s been the case since time memorial but the internet just brought it home. I feel sorry for any young girl dreaming about some knight in shining amour.

Psa: their “vagina” is often a part of the intestine because the penis may be too small to reconstruct and so the hole stinks!

It will never be the real thing! It has no muscle contraction, no self cleaning properties and it will close up so needs to be reshaped periodically. That’s no faking the real thing.

franchasofficia:
Wahala lolz

Beauty of a woman begins from the tummy and her buttocks.


Once a lady have flat tummy and a protruding buttocks, and lucky with an average sized firm boobs, she is gorgeous and will make heads turn.



Dear ladies, please take care of your tummy, it's very important, watch what you eat, avoid late night dinner or meals, eat early at night and make drinking water a habit.


If you can afford it, eat fruits everyday. Learn to do squatting exercise. Always watch your tummy, once your tummy gets big, it will be difficult for you to pass as a hot beautiful lady.


Avoid sugary foods.


Avoid nkwobi, red meats, eba at night, beer, alcohol. Avoid unnecessary body piercing and tattoo, who fine don fine

We do all that and what is our reward at the end, some dusty community dick? Na; grabs my rice and meat! At the end it’s all vanity 🥱

MrCork:
Son.. if u tink am lyin, juss ask Double0h7. She more educated pass you.
Commmmon sence is not usually commmon meaning if yor commmmon sense is commmmon,u will clearly see dat u lack commmmon sence by not admitin GOOOOGLE IS YOR FRIEND. However, good news is u can borrow brain
...do u hav a large forehead sir??(((no oofencsece)))

Huh? Mrcork, common sense is not too common for these home based people! You even confused me with all your education 🤣

See your square head (no offensive £🙂