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tell him if he didnt go to a cheap shop like spec savers he would realise that is not a hotdog

tell him trying to suck on that is not freaky. . . .it is just sick oooo

considering how many posts you have in this thread

how do u find somethin new to write every single time?

It is Jumoke Alao of that Gbedu programme i have a crush on. . .

@Ogrebuga

Ol bob na your house be that?

E be like say papa is a senator and pepper rest o

@topic

Illmatic is the best hiphop album ever. . .so forget the stillmatic

tufe:
i believe in what is called constructive corruption, in the sense that it is nice if you embezzle, but still invest it in you country. If you say he stole, no problem, but he invested it back in Naija

what would you say of other corrupt politicians that stole and carried the money out to other economies.

Kudos to The Don

one of the more insightful comments i have seen on nairaland.

davidylan:
JP Tsonga and A. Murray on live. I just want Tsonga to dump this overhyped Brit.

Oi!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch it mate

I will not be surprised if Jankovic gets upset.

Her game has so many flaws, especially her serve and she is not the biggest hitter at the best of times.

That she has risen so high is a testament to her tenacity rather than to her skills.

The unknown factor in the men's draw is Nalbandian what with his late flourish at the tail end of last year.

I know Octopus is looking forward to him doing big things this year. I wouldnt hold my breath though.

In the female draw. . .the Williams Sisters might still be smarting from their embarassment suffered at the hands
of Henin last year. So I am backing Vaidisova on tennis grounds and Ivanovic. . . .well because I am a man

But for the Harrison interception it would have gone to the wire. Thats how the game goes abi.

The clock thingy was an error but champions overcome that usually. They dont go around whining.

I wil be here next weekend when LT and the Chargers shut down defence upset the Pats.


Its about to get a whole lot frostier in Boston Lady. . . a whole lot frostier _{hahahahahahahahahahahaha(imagine a Dracula imitation)}

wetin infect una so?


Una don chop winch eh?

@Jesoul

Forgive me, sometimes i get ahead of myself. I was a game early I guess

come to think of it Gombe no fine like that. . .

I reckon its somewhere in Aberdeen.

@Gamine

lol u should knw by now that begging is grease for a sadist. Not that i am a sadist of course. . .

~@topic

no be Gombe town centre u dey so

i no like ppl wey dey form ooo. . .

''She go say, she go say I be lady o''

will slap him silly for trying to imitate a love-vendor. . .

tell him to put that abberation away. . .dont want to puke

tell her if you shine your eye too much. . .she go wound o. Efrebor

On Specific policy proposals:

I think one urgent matter that needs to be addressed is that of all the shit in our major cities. . .

Our citizens have shown a precocious talent in delivering poo at choice spots in our overcrowded cities. . .making you wonder why they complain
of hunger in the first place.

I suggest we reinstate the regime of the 60's night soil men who cleaned up all this mess. . .choice destination for all this shit hopefully collected has to be the North after all they are bereft of any natural resources

I want to emphasise my credentials in addressing this shit epidemic.

My experience dates back to a very young age when we had prayer meetings with my Aunty. She was a very religious farter. . .

[quote author=I-man link=topic=105131.msg1846012#msg1846012 date=1200167727]I have a message of change for my fellow Nigerians!I will bring hope where there is no hope,more hope where there is little hope and if anybody has a lot of hope but needs more hope,you can count on me to provide incredible amounts of hope . [/quote]You are prolly the worst Obama clone on the market

This your hope is truly audacious

[quote author=~Sly~(*_*) link=topic=12233.msg1846065#msg1846065 date=1200168751]its obvious![/quote]its not obvious to me o. i hav gone the length and breadth in search of crase and i no find.

Point it out to me abeg. . .

this wondering is what i am talking about

we hermaphrodites need to stand up against this discrimination. . . no this disregard for our existence

that is why i hate filling forms. they do not put a category for we. . . .

Any hermaphrodites in the house holla. . . toyinrayo, cybersleek, sly. . . e dey for una hand o. we must stand up today

@topic

I hope he is slim and religious

Doesnt smoke or drink

has a nice round ass

and can lick p***y well well

faketan:
On the contrary I will plan to colonise Britain.

Well others are way ahead of you on that count. . .

There is already an armoured division of Nigerians in the hamlet of Peckham. . .

They plan to launch a pincer attack from there to invade the whole of South London and then Thamesmead, Woolwich. . . .Kent coast

blessings for the baby o

the man wey post after me, na for Oshodi dem go tiff im prick


iF na woman. . . .im breast go shrink to orange. . .

Hand the reins of power to white people. . .

The whole organistation just portrays an image of un-professionalism.

Courses approved to India and whatever, contracts given and services not paid for.

The comment by Mike Okiro doesn't inspire confidence either that he could effect the
changes that are necessary.

@Afrocynic

na so we see am o. Won fe ya mi n gbese te le. Awon Oloshi

@Lalaboi

Officer, how na. Happy new year o.

@bolajibaok

lol. . . .i aint even heard of the songs let alone having them


Only the esse agesse song and it sure would be nice to hear it again.

I am hoping to go to Naija later this year and i will be on a mission.

stillwater:
Environmental sanitation for every major city especially Lagos. It is too dirty.

how abou simply paying people to get it done. . .thats how everyone else does it

[quote author=young_digi link=topic=29522.msg1844182#msg1844182 date=1200108731]babatunde enjoy

Alex Zitto - Tickle Me
http://www.sendspace.com/file/1pyokf[/quote]nuff respect man. a clean and clear cut as well

Big up man