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Literature / Re: Students Of Wazobia University by Dpleaser: 1:05pm On Jan 31, 2019
Tsumi0038:
nice read
wao rapmike make my day, I hope d pace of d update can be more frequent than this.
Thanks 4 d story
Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Dave Umahi Welcomes Buhari In Ebonyi State (PHOTOS) by Dpleaser: 3:35pm On Jan 30, 2019
wise0ne:
Don't Be suprised because you see some people
Supporting Buhari and his unconstitutional and
anti unity policies

Even the following tyrants have a good number
of followers

1. Adolf Hitler - credited with killing over 2 million
Jews , Muslims and Christians he had millions of
followers

2. Mubutu seseseko had millions who will die for
him

3. Pol pot of Cambodia the skull maker had loyal
followers who will melt your flesh with acid
Supporting Buhari for a second term is an evil
act every patriotic Nigerian must avoid .

Let's Rally round Atiku and Obi to unite our country
and save our democracy from collapse.
May God continue to bless the Federal Republic
of Nigeria
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u need to be more creative than this, u sound dumb
Politics / Re: Why Afenifere, Ohanaeze Factions Are Endorsing Buhari, Atiku – Shehu Sani by Dpleaser: 2:53pm On Jan 30, 2019
akinszz:
I pity those supporting Atiku. Atiku has nothing to offer than to loot the treasury dry and share among his family and friends.
This is how he will dismember and shareNigeria treasury (I’m using slaughtered � cow as illustration).
1. The head will go to saraki
2. The scrotum will go to Dino melaye(epón àgbo to’n mi himself �)
3. 2 Hind legs and nyansh (ìjasè) will be captured by Atiku himself .
4. Hunchback na FFK go claim that
5. All these intestines, liver, pancreas, shakii, kidney are for elderly looters like obasanjo, IBB, Danjuma etc (adults food)
6. The 4 legs ekweremadu go color b am
7. Chest(chest dey get meat well well) secondus and wike go share am.
8. Right shoulder part gbenga Daniel and ex former pdp governors will share that.
9. Left shoulder part will be shared among pdp state party chairmen and their foot soldiers.
10. The tail will be cut to pieces, and 3 of it will be used to create sureP and the remaining for infrastructure �
11. Neck will be in care of madueke.

So vote wisely.

chairman how far now, since when have u been planning this. Though truth may hurt but u damn right bro.
BUHARI ALL THE WAY
2019 IS A GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Reacts To Onoghen's Suspension by Dpleaser: 7:03am On Jan 27, 2019
Lifestone:

My comments has nothing to do with Atiku or Buhari or Politics. If you like go ride on a monkey tail. The truth is that we must respect our Constitution otherwise we are all doomed.

Did Jonathan respect d constitution when he suspend sanusi lamido, d CBN governor n replace him with emefiele?
Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Reacts To Onoghen's Suspension by Dpleaser: 6:59am On Jan 27, 2019
Jayslicky:
All buhari supporters are mad, they need psychiatric homes to recover from their sickness. Many shouting sai baba do not even feed regularly
Osibanjo, tinubu, Lai Mohammed, Adams oshiomole and others are getting dividends for supporting buhari while the poor zombies support what is selling their generation rights.
u are as useless as ur speech. u can't force anyone to vote ur candidate man.
SAI BABA........SAI BUHARI
TILL 2023......INSHAALLAH

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Reacts To Onoghen's Suspension by Dpleaser: 6:55am On Jan 27, 2019
Colonelswitz101:
Muhammadu Buhari is a jihadist terrorist and a deranged tyrant.. history will never be fair to ur name. Nigeria and Nigerians will surely recover from d hunger, nepotism, religious extremism, bloodsheds and tyranny ur rule brandished on us, ur name shall fade away never to be remembered in synonymous to anything good... inshallah.....
shut d f/up, u think Muslims are not a part of dis country. Nonsense did any Muslim complain when Jonathan make almost everything free ur corrupt/evil pastors including ur then CAN president who fly in/out of d country without proper check, we all know how it went, shameless idiot. u now say someone is a religion extreme. use ur brain man.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Handed APC Flag At Akwa Ibom Rally (Photos) by Dpleaser: 6:47am On Dec 29, 2018
shachris02:
see how confused APC is...some are clapping, some are showing the Islamic 4 fingers, some are waiving....some are snaring....some are pointing 2 fingers like cockroaches.

That's the story of Nigeria right now.

u 4got that muslims are also in nigeria, u talk as if nigeria is 4 xtain alone. Think
Politics / Re: The Look Saraki Gave To Buhari At Public Event That Got Nigerians Talking by Dpleaser: 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2018
zombieTRACKER:


It's Muslim Brotherhood Sign
An Islamists terrorist party

Gaining it's way into Nigeria because of Buhari

Ignorance is killing ur sense of judgement gradually buh u don't know cos u enjoy being hypocritic. How has this favor u thriugh 2018, Be wise, 2019 is close.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Pays For Aisha Haruna, An Orphan's Hospital Bills On Christmas by Dpleaser: 10:14pm On Dec 26, 2018
id911:


May God bless Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. That man is so caring and is committed to making sure that Nigerians, no matter their tribe and religious affiliation, are treated equally in all ramifications. We are lucky to have him as our next President

Dream well brother
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: APC Reacts To Atiku’s Call For Buhari To Resign by Dpleaser: 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2018
This Atiku get pproblem sha
Election wey hin go still lose

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Campaign Organisation On Emergence Of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar As by Dpleaser: 9:03am On Oct 08, 2018
Nbote:
Abeg ehn, how is Atiku's emergence d APC's concern?? Why don't dey allow Nigerians decide how bad Atiku is or not...? Dey claim d election is a walk over for dem but yet dey have reacted more than all d elements on d periodic table since d emergence of Atiku
What's this one saying, b4 the emergence of atiku as primary candidate, hasn't there been continuous convo btw these 2 parties?
Lobbish
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Campaign Organisation On Emergence Of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar As by Dpleaser: 8:58am On Oct 08, 2018
Donald95:
Shut up



Yes its true, A leopard can never change its skin color.
After taking Buharis first leadership in 1983 and 2015 into consideration and seeing how it is always characterized by poverty, hunger and inequality, We reasonable has given him a vote of no confidence and has decided to send his cursed personality back to sender(Daura)
Children of hate spotted
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Dpleaser: 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2018
welcome back boss centino......this update na dieee, thanks for the update

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Politics / Re: Buhari: People Call Me "Baba Go Slow" Those Going Fast, Where Did They Go? by Dpleaser: 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2018
lonelydora:
See this yeye Buhari? If he must know.

Some of them that went fast have so many good projects to their names. Some of them foundations, some have library, some have UN recognitions, some improved the economy, many were not tribalistic, etc
Are they nameless?
let's know them among d past presudents
Politics / Re: Sultan, Dangote, Governors To Raise N1.5 Billion For Islamic Centre In Ibadan by Dpleaser: 3:13pm On Sep 26, 2018
orisa37:
Ooni of Ife, Dangote, Christian Clerics and same Governor of Oyo should build equivalent Christian Centre next to the Islamic Centre.
If we are all Nigerians and Christian/Islamist in Oyo State is 50:50 and haram or other forms of discrimination is not intended, Dangote is a neutral Nigerian, he should see reason in this suggestion.

u very funny, if Alhaji Dangote is a neutral Nigerian, what of Femi Otedola
Politics / Re: APC Thugs Attack Fatai Diekola In Osogbo (Photos) by Dpleaser: 7:43pm On Sep 24, 2018
BabaO2:
Pdp rigged the election through vote buying and other means, apc was too stupidly lenient. They were unnecessarily looking for clean victory.
Politics / Re: APC Thugs Attack Fatai Diekola In Osogbo (Photos) by Dpleaser: 7:42pm On Sep 24, 2018
BabaO2:
Pdp rigged the election through vote buying and other means, apc was too stupidly lenient. They were unnecessarily looking for clean victory.

abi naaa, if PDP was in a position of authority prior to this election, it'd av been bloody,
people will always wail, even when there destiny is being nailed down by PDP.
I wonder how d 16yrs memory of PDP bad governance just got off ur head and now they become ur number one admirer

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Politics / Re: APC Thugs Attack Fatai Diekola In Osogbo (Photos) by Dpleaser: 7:37pm On Sep 24, 2018
unitysheart:
Propaganda don start.
better propaganda,
Literature / Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Dpleaser: 1:23pm On Sep 24, 2018
welcome back bro
Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by Dpleaser: 6:24am On Sep 23, 2018
DELTACHAINSMOKER:
Removing the idiotic muslim and islamic dullard from power is the major task for all well meaning Nigerians.


PDP winning Osun is just a drop of water in the ocean.


Removing the muslim slave from aso rock and sending him back to daura is the major task which well meaning Nigerians must see that it comes to pass.

God bless Adeleke. God bless PDP. God bless SE. God bless Nigeria.

This ur imagination is only real when dreaming, u this useless in tolerating bastard

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Yusuf Steps Down For Dino Melaye by Dpleaser: 10:01am On Sep 21, 2018
Esseite:
If not for anything, i like how vocal Dino is no matter whose ox is gored.

He spoke against GEJ
He spoke against Tinubu
He spoke against Buhari
He spoke against osinbajo
He spoke against himself on joining APC
He spoke against the IGP

Take it or leave it, he fears no one and corrects his mistakes where neccessary.


he also pose with expensive rides to oppress u
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets PDP Delegates In Rivers (Photos) by Dpleaser: 9:51am On Sep 21, 2018
fraudsters party PDP aka people deceiving people

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by Dpleaser: 12:15pm On Sep 11, 2018
rayvelez:
I can't believe I missed d last updates, anyway lemme drp my no 08084538069.

I missed the last update too, pls here's my number
08134869039
Religion / Re: The Lord's Chosen Storm Gambia, Many Muslims Converted (Photos) by Dpleaser: 2:15pm On Sep 09, 2018
4. And Ezra the scribe stood upon a pulpit of wood, which they had made for the purpose; and beside him stood Mattithiah, and Shema, and Anaiah, and Urijah, and Hilkiah, and Maaseiah, on his right hand; and on his left hand, Pedaiah, and Mishael, and Malchiah, and Hashum, and Hashbadana, Zechariah, and Meshullam.
5. And Ezra opened the book in the sight of all the people; (for he was above all the peoplewink and when he opened it, all the people stood up:
6. And Ezra blessed the LORD, the great God. And all the people answered, Amen, Amen, with lifting up their hands: and they bowed their heads, and worshipped the LORD with their faces to the ground.
(Nehemiah, cool
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Dpleaser: 10:22am On Sep 06, 2018
finally caught up with this story, I feel it shouldn't end again.
centino u are too good, may God increase u in wisdom, knowledge n understanding cos u r going places.
this piece really got me accomplished.
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Dpleaser: 9:18pm On Aug 31, 2018
Vecto:


Larry na baba,,,see how everything connect.. The thing go just dey vex when someone tries to compare any other Nl writer with him..

I dont judge a writer by how frequently he updates..if larry likes let him post his next update many years from now his talent still remains unchallenged. The guy is just too muuuuuuuuuuuch!!!


u damn right man

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Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Dpleaser: 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2018
Nice piece, this looks like american-pidgin story cos all these action u guys dey pull no dey happen for Nigeria. Good n funny story we get here.
More ink to ur pen bro
Politics / Re: How Buhari Administration Should Treat APC Defectors – Shehu Sani by Dpleaser: 10:48am On Aug 01, 2018
Better
Politics / Re: Kwara State Pdp Chairman Iyiola Oyedepo Decamp To Apc by Dpleaser: 9:32am On Aug 01, 2018
IsaAbubakar:
grin

inconsequential rat
where was him when apc is bossing kwara state

na to claim chairman upandan they know
common their ward they can't deliver

so you're apc chairman in pdp form

the coast is getting clearer for the sacking of the criminal terrorist Buhari next year.

Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin
cc
ngeneukwenu

Who is this fool

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Literature / Re: Kiss Me One More Night - Fiction by Dpleaser: 2:25pm On Jul 31, 2018
[quote author=bimberry1307 post=69856880]Awwwwn! Ehyya, Ken, sorry ehn? everything will fall in place soon. [/q

OK thanks ..... I'm keeping hope alive

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Dpleaser: 12:11pm On Jul 31, 2018
Iamicekid:
Nice update

Wao what a story @badohemmy . more ink to ur pen

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Travel / Re: Passengers Sitting On Top Of An Overcrowded Train In Agege, Lagos. by Dpleaser: 6:22pm On Jul 29, 2018
4601CE:
Funny enough .
There might be numerous empty seats in that train.
But we like free things

Empty seat for where.....intact people standing in the train are 3times More than those standing

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