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Politics › Re: Photos From The Boko Haram Attack Of Garkida, Gombi LGA, Adamawa State by Dpundict: 3:13pm On Feb 23, 2020

These are the people they want to create an agency for right? I hope they keep it to their region forever.

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Health › Re: Stop Using Saliva As Sex Lubricant - Medical Expert Warns by Dpundict: 12:12am On Feb 23, 2020

It is disgusting to use saliva on a lady's vagina. How can you claim to love someone and use such a thing on her when you know that saliva smells bad especially of those people who barely brush their teeth and tongue. When some people sneeze you can't even be in the room because of the smell of their saliva. Some people don't even floss let alone change of toothbrush as they are supposed to do maximum 90 days of use of the brush. Some have mouth odour so strong it hurts to be around them. Some people's mouth draws with the saliva as if they have just finished eating fresh okro. Etc. Yuck!!!

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Travel › Re: What Are Your Regrets For Leaving Nigeria? by Dpundict: 8:33pm On Feb 21, 2020

Dear Lord! Na IELTS AND ASSESSMENT I dey prepare for so. Shine your light so I can renounce my Nigerian citizenship once and for all. Amen

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Good For You . by Dpundict: 8:59pm On Feb 20, 2020

All I want to say is "THIS LIFE I CAN'T KILL MYSELF O, I CAN'T KILL MYSELF OOOO". Queue up here if you have tried like me but you are still single.

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Romance › Re: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by Dpundict: 5:13pm On Feb 20, 2020

Biafrareform:
Yea. I have always done that . I am willing to stand by her and correct her . I sees it as her past.

I just realised it takes a second for someone to change . I wasn't expecting her to remain the same after I left .

My issue is, will things remain the same after I told her my findings ?

Yes! And at the end you will regret it too. Open your eyes bro. Nothing on her body or personality you can't get from someone else. Her tone of response in your chat with her shows you are absolutely going to regret it after you make the marriage as she will tell you like ' you don't know I was like that before you married me?' Ask married men and they will tell you more.

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Politics › Re: Agency For Repentant Boko Haram Members Bill Introduced At The Senate by Dpundict: 3:36pm On Feb 20, 2020

It means they are not decisive on ending the menace of BH terrorism so they will rather create an agency so that when they have killed a village they will claim repentance and our oil money will be spent on them while the bereaved mourn their dead. Wow!! May chinua achebe rest in peace because he did say it all " there was a country ". I can only imagine the western world laughing at our wiseness. This is like Columbia creating an agency for drug lords who claim repentance lol.

Crime › Re: Trevor Noye Kidnaps "Racist" White Woman, Forces Her To Watch Program On Slavery by Dpundict: 5:31pm On Feb 19, 2020

ContractKiller:
What kind of stupid fùckery is this? So at the age of 52 this idiot hasn't figured out that you cannot change a mindset that developed over a lifetime by forcing someone to watch a few hours of a television program?
And why is it always a must for black people to keep acting as if their entire existence depends on earning the sympathy or pity of whites?

That man did nothing wrong I believe. He was trying to teach the woman what it feels like to be racially abused in a land to which your ancestors were forced without their consent and in which till date blacks are struggling to belong. Good one! I must say.

Family › Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Dpundict: 6:41pm On Feb 17, 2020

So that guy and the olosho were doing it in the afternoon in the one room apartment and the door linking our supposed room and parlour could not stop the moans from coming to me as I was trying to read. The village doors always have holes and bam! I found a very big one and I was watching live action in the afternoon. I was in SS1 actually. Before I knew it my mum was at the door watching me with my face pressed hard against the wooden door. That day changed my life for good. The way dad flogged my enemy was mad. I am responsible today because of that event to the point you can do it in my presence and I won't even care.

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Family › Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by Dpundict: 5:26pm On Feb 14, 2020

Solution.
Install coded cameras in your house, and observe your wife sucking her bestie pussy!
Confront your wife, ask her directly if her friend is her lesbian partner, keep a hidden camera and recording device nearby[/quote]this is my take too. The earlier you do it the better

Celebrities › Re: Lit Suites Reacts To Tacha's Outburst On Staff Accessing Her Room, Apologises by Dpundict: 11:11pm On Feb 12, 2020

Did you jus say "WORLD CLASS" ? Is she oprah Winfrey or Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton or Angela Merkel? I am asking for a friend.

Romance › Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Dpundict: 11:58am On Feb 08, 2020

Las Las! All I can say is ' I AM SINGLE ' ��

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Family › Re: I Want To Leave My Wife For My Girlfriend by Dpundict: 11:28am On Feb 08, 2020

All I have to say is the newly found sex drive too shall pass with the new girl but your wife till she catches you will remain. Use your head and fire it up at home. Do something different that you have not done before. Call her at work and tell her something bad is going to happen to both of you in bed, on the table, kitchen counter, bathroom etc. Tell her no need to cook, you are coming with food because you are coming home with fire all she has to do is take care of the kids and ensure they sleep because it is going to be war from parlour to bed. Get some nice scent ( perfume) for her on your way to soften the ground if you know what I mean. Buy some sweet scented candle and once in a while light it so she knows damage is about to be done. Send the children on weekends if you may. Talk sexy and be free with your hands around her. Compliments will do alot like " baby i have not seen this thing i am seeing (while you look seductively at those twin towers or the butt) I will have to find out" etc. Do something, do something.

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Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Dpundict: 9:40pm On Feb 06, 2020

That day I was entering into Ajah market and while on the queue behind a woman I took out my handkerchief, wiped the sweat from my face and while dropping my hand it brushed the butt of the girl closely in front of me and damn! The way she looked at me said it all. She looked at me in a way that but for the handkerchief in my hand she would have embarrassed me as if it was deliberate. That day I learned that Lagos girls are are desperate and ready to fight.

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Phones › Re: 7.5% VAT On Phone CALLS, SMS - FIRS Incharge - Pantami by Dpundict: 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2020

Except my parents I will not call anybody at all unless the person owe me money.

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Family › Re: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by Dpundict: 11:12pm On Feb 05, 2020

PrimadonnaO:
Oga, do you realize that if you had wedded her without disclosing your sterility, you’d have simply wasted your money, because such a marriage is automatically null and void?

People are really funny!

This is a legal issue. Failure to disclose this issue nullifies (voids) the marriage. You better tell her now. It will just be all you need to get her to voice out who the father of the child is. So the earlier you confirm from your doctor about the status of improvement so far made as per your sperm the better you will be so as to avoid bearing responsibility for a child that will later be claimed by someone after all your expenditures. If you fail to tell her now, you sure will regret it later. Save yourself the stress and call off the marriage till you are sure about your self and who the father of the child is.

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Politics › Re: Kaduna Winners Chapel Bomber Told Us His Name Was Mohammed, Not Samuel – CAN by Dpundict: 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2020

voltron14:
Shut up.

I don't answer to you about my identity.

answer us we need to know because I am also interested

Politics › Re: Kaduna Winners Chapel Bomber Told Us His Name Was Mohammed, Not Samuel – CAN by Dpundict: 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2020

Sodiquinone:
Nathaniel Samuel is a core Christian who was motivated to commit terrorism by the bible,he was motivated by the following verses of the bible both old and new testament

Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass (1 Samuel 15:2-3)

Jesus said, “I did not come to bring peace, but a sword” (Matthew 10:34)My dear terrorist, which version of the bible are you referring or quoting because all I see in this post is bigotry

He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one(Luke22:36-38)

Politics › Re: Kaduna Winners Chapel Bomber Told Us His Name Was Mohammed, Not Samuel – CAN by Dpundict: 3:06pm On Feb 04, 2020

voltron14:
His name is Nathaniel.

He said so himself in public glare.

We've seen documents from your own ministry in which he was awarded a certificate in the name of Nathaniel.

Provide evidence his name is Mohammed.

Even his accent bears no northern trait to further the fact that he isn't some northern agent.

. I have two certificates on the program he attended in the church( supposing he did attend) and I can tell you that certificate is fake. I will not post mine here but believe me that certificate is fake

Food › Re: Human-sized Catfish Caught In Niger Delta (photo) by Dpundict: 10:48am On Feb 03, 2020

Vortex369:
They said Jesus used 2 fishes and 5 loves to feed 5,000 people, but they didnt tell us the size of the fishes. As far as I am concerned 2 giant whales can feed 10,000 people.

I see no miracle there.

Read the bible because ignorance is a killer disease. So jesus singlehandedly divided 2 whales in MARK 6:37-44 and gave few small fishes in MARK 8: 7? Well all I will say to you is this " by their fruits we know them"

Food › Re: Human-sized Catfish Caught In Niger Delta (photo) by Dpundict: 10:28am On Feb 03, 2020

ValCon888:
That's not a lionfish. This is a lionfish.

someone cannot play with you!lol

Romance › Re: She's The Best Woman For Me But Not That Beautiful. Should I Still Marry Her? by Dpundict: 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2020

Ladylite:
Is beauty really not what money can bring out?

I feel you are too poor that's why. A rich guy will give the girl all the necessary surgical prep and she will be more pretty than her ancestors.

You want to marry a beautiful lady whose beauty you didn't contribute to abi? Guess what, such ladies are either runs girls, too rich for you or already taken.

You have raw material, so grow it and own it. Why did you sleep with her if you knew she was not beautiful enough.

It's sad, she may be somewhere thinking you are worth shiiit

Leave him. Let him go and marry someone who will not allow his family to come near or hear from him at all. He may not have met the we-die-here beautiful girls who have had all the experiences of chasing after money, if you know what I mean. Lol. Well! They say na the day wey man dey marry him go realise say na the wrong person him dey marry. This should not be your case. What do I even know sef�‍♀️�‍♀️�‍♀️

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Romance › Re: She's The Best Woman For Me But Not That Beautiful. Should I Still Marry Her? by Dpundict: 3:44pm On Jan 26, 2020

Omoakin120:
Hello everyone, I have something bothering my mind for a long time which I need an advice on.

I have a girlfriend who I really love so much, we were friends before I started falling for her, we've been together for long, I enjoyed her company, she's the best woman to me, she's everything you'll love a wife to be in character, caring, love and all.

Unfortunately, I have a problem, and the problem is that, she's not that beautiful to me. I'm a kind of person that doesn't like trying what my mind doesn't fully want, whenever I think of her, it's only that aspect I don't always like.

I've always fantasized of marrying someone very beautiful cos that's what I want. The problem is that this girl is so good to me. I have no problem with her, but I'm only thinking I can get fed up of her with time cos of her beauty which is not up to my expectation and I may likely cheat on her.

Please, I don't know what to do, can I still risk being with her or leave her?

you can't have it all, some have a beautiful face but rotten inside. Some have a nice body but ugly or not so beautiful face etc but for you to say she is beautiful but not to the degree you want and may consequently cheat on her means you are the problem not her. You are looking for a trophy and not a wife sir. If you know she is good as you say spend on her and see it she will not be better than she is now. Some diet change can go a long way to beautify same as some extra skin or flesh does for some people. But if you are a cheat by nature even if you marry miss world you may still cheat on her. Beauty is only skin deep but the man on the inside is what you must look out for. Events can alter that beauty before you know it though no one prays for bad things to happen to anyone. My simple advice na im be dat

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Politics › Re: Ezinne Kalu Graduates With First Class In Law From UK University (Photos) by Dpundict: 5:07pm On Jan 20, 2020

jesmond3945:
how can somebody go to uk to read law and then expect to practice in nigeria.

. The slave- master relationship in our top firms gives them better opportunities than us who graduated in Nigerian universities and this I know as one in the profession. It is sad but what can we do!!. Personally I graduate UK I practice in UK.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Cut Off Maiduguri From Power grid by Dpundict: 4:50pm On Jan 20, 2020

Nigeria should just allow all of us to have guns. So we can defend ourselves wherever and whenever. The worst that will happen will be graveyards and rubble. Lolzzz. I can't be a soldier in this country make I no come die for wetin no concern me.

Autos › Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by Dpundict: 8:45am On Jan 20, 2020

UniversalDove:
I am only concerned about what you used the hemp for...

Can you please mail it over to me so that I can help you destroy it?

chai!! Dia ris God uoooo. I see smoke everywhere once the envelope arrive and u start destroying it gradually. Lol

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Autos › Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by Dpundict: 8:41am On Jan 20, 2020

kestolove95:
Pls I need dat envelope

. U go fear your head after u smoke the shit out of delta igbo from obiaruku. It is undiluted. Delta I hail.

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Dpundict: 12:33am On Jan 20, 2020

id911:
Your registered email can't be visible to anyone, it's only thru pm you can be contacted. How can i get the product if you don't mind

drop ur number pls in private

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Dpundict: 12:30am On Jan 20, 2020

Drop ur number for me in private. I couldn't reply on your status.

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Dpundict: 11:52pm On Jan 16, 2020

Madam. I created this account only because of you. Email me on my registered email. Let me help you. If it is your choice. Thanks . Check the product on the attachment. I will not say more. It is not available for sale . Pls take note everyone

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